>ahut up bitch, I know what you do to stallions.

>>43185114
What is it with your weird fetishes, Megan?

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>>43185114
Jesus Christ, mom, stop trying to have sex with me!

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>>43185114
>No, Megan! You are too pure of heart to subject yourself to this... this beast!
>Run Megan, run far away! I will deal with this vile defiler, and the wicked horn in his pants!
>To think, I wanted to save myself for a noble stallion, and instead must now give myself over to this rapacious monkey... But I must! For all of ponykind!
>Drop your trousers, Anonymous!

>>43185114
I can't do it. Ponies get sad and then insane when they're alone.

>>43185149
Okay I'm getting confused. I think we might've mixed up toys here but you're not supposed to use the Rarity toy with the Megan toy.

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>>43185149
Then I do this to her

>>43185114
ok

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>>43185114
>>43185157
>Rarity, wait! His sparkle is way off, don't do it!
>Just get back, you too Megan, this is a job for Izzy!
>Alright Anon, it's time to wrangle your trouser snake! Go on, whip it out!

>>43185204
No no no, you can't do that! You can't mix the toys together like this!

>>43185141
She wants human grandchildren not half breed ones
She'll get them even if she's gotta get her younger sister on it

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>>43185161
then she does this to you

>>43185234
She wouldn't, would she?

>>43185114
Honestly if this happened I would just realise the error of my ways and beg for forgiveness. The true power of friendship and the purest form of love, that between a girl and her ponies, would snap me out of my rapelust.

This is hypothetical btw. I don't actually have rapelust.

>>43185234
Is this because I pet her or because I didn't force myself on her?

>>43185243
>This is hypothetical btw. I don't actually have rapelust.
My 'I don't have rapelust' shirt is causing people to ask many questions already answered by my shirt.

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>>43185157
>>43185205
i'm not even kidding when i say this, i used to bully an autistic kid back when i was in elementary school and this is exactly how i used to fuck with him it was the funniest thing ever
although i feel kind of bad about it now especially since i heard he's been having a hard time finding a job for his degree he spent 8 years on
oh btw i was 8 he was 24, used to go to his house and play smash bros on the wii, that's where it happened, it wasn't at the elementary school i just used that as a frame of reference for my age

>>43185274
You're a monster but I do have to respect you.

>>43185243
>>43185264
>I don't have rapelust
This is said like he just got cleared by Redheart. As if it's a common affliction rouge Anons can catch or transmit.

>>43185321
>Well anon I've got your results
>Give it to me straight doc!
>I'm afraid.....you have rapelust.
>Nooooo! How can this happen to me? I don't wanna force myself onto these wonderful ponies
>I'm afraid it happens to anons at some point in there lives. We could confine you to a room but some get..... creative when deprived of and I quote "tight mare pussy"
>How much time do I have before it goes in full affect?
>Well based upon the tent you're pitching right now not much time. It's best you try think things that aren't attractive. Like timber wolves, student loans, manehatten traffic
>Griffons, yaks, discord. Hey this is actually working.
>Oh I got one, fillies
>......
>......anon, why did you go to full mast?

>>43185366
ANON NO

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>>43185114
>tfw some human hussie gets raped instead of a beautifully innocent and fertile mare

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>>43185141
>Jesus Christ, mom, stop trying to have sex with me!

Well, it's difficult to stop.

>>43185114
Por que no los dos?

>>43185390
Fluttershy has no game.

>>43185114
Uhm..ew!

>>43185114
Nah, I'm a pony. I am going to >rape them all. Fuck off 3DPD.

>>43185234
She's trying to get me to fuck Tom

>>43185114
Weirdo.

>>43185732
>>43185764
literally gay
you do you senpai
just own that you like dudes

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>You seriously believed you were just going to come to a land of ponies and have the run of the place? Well think again mister. As a grown man you’re going to shape up and make something of yourself. Start by building us both a house. Two bedrooms, two floors, a cellar, a kitchen, two bathrooms and an outdoor cottage. Then we’ll work on your bad attitude by having you do good deeds for everypony here.

>>43185821
oh no, what a terrible fate

>>43185792
Mares. I like mares.

>>43185821
Yes dear...

>>43185114
No way, fag

>>43185114
…Can’t we just cuddle?

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>Anon we don't have any bread. Go get some
>And buy some more apples too
Living the dream in your boomer marriage in ponyland

>>43185821
In this economy?! Jesus Christ Meegan

>>43186216
Megan is a teenager in the 80s so shes Gen X.

>>43186219
IT'S MEGAN
I'M GOING INSANE
I CAN TOLERATE THE FUCKIN ANIMALS GETTING IT WRONG BUT YOU??

>>43185264
That's because you forgot your I don't actually have rapelust hat

>>43185741
>Tom
Finally, an attractive character!

>>43185114
I just asked where the market was...

>>43185114
Fuck off, hag. You ain't getting any from me

>>43185821
I noticed you didn't demand me to build a room where I can store my CD collection, or a garage where I can work on my cars

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>>43185821
>it takes months of planning, material gathering, blueprints, building a foundation and finding the right location but eventually you build your little dream home for you and Megan

>>43186650
>>43186690
Would. But with ponies of course.

>Deleted
Gay

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>>43186650
>home inside a hill
Kek Anon that's literally the Teletubby Dome

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>>43185149
>I wanted to save myself for a noble stallion
>save myself
>Rarity

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>>43187321
>Well excuse me for introducing a bit of fantasy to our love life.

>>43187321
>>43187568
KEK

>>43186260
Yeah but I can go full nipponese and say "Meegan-chan"

In Ponyland and Equestria the magic permeating the environment affects humans in different ways. Human women like mares don't go through menopause and stay youthful throughout most of their life. So Megan can be 50 and still have all her eggs.

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>>43188338
but will she stay cute and funny?

>>43185321
I mean, there exist creatures that feed on love as a metaphysical concept. There's love poison that turns you into the worst kind of annoying couple. Trees that turn you into a tree. Dragons get huge and feral if they get too wealthy.

Honestly, some kind of virus that drives your dick rabid doesn't sound too far-fetched for MLP...

>>43185821
Megan, human pregnancy is horrible and easily deadly without access to specialist care. I'm doing you a favor by not fucking you, unless you WANT to die of a combination vaginal infection/heart attack after having 10 hours of contractions with no progress?

>>43189269
>Megan, human pregnancy is horrible and easily deadly without access to specialist care
Nigger, paleolithic mankind went thousands of years procreating without specialist care.

>>43188663
new art?

>>43189732
looks like it. i hope so, cus it's actually pretty good

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>>43185114
AAAAA!
A WOMAN!
I ain't thirsty no more

>>43190199
Wee woo

>>43185114
This shambling corpse of a thread is eerily similar to the Jumbo Don posting.

>>43185114
well that's no fun. if she semi-consents then there's no >rape

>>43190567
Correct.

>>43190068
Thanks, it's from a recent Megan thread.
>>43132925

>>43190567
that's most of this board these days. only tamer threads have any active discussion

>>43185114
>no hooves

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>>43185114
Agreed

>>43189277
Retard, before the industrial revolution, around 1% to 1.5% of women died during childbirth, and the infant mortality rate was around 50%. People just had more children to compensate for it.

>>43189266
Luckily, it's a G-rated universe

>>43191492
gonna be rated Rape when i'm done with meegan thoughbeit

>>43191492
for now...

>>43192534
>>43192080
Despite their efforts, in the end, Anon could only manage to change the rating to TV-Y7

>>43191414
Edit?!?

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Megan the Williams

>>43194097
Marry the Megan

>>43194097
cute

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>>43194097
color version

>>43195974
cute

Would Megan eat meat around the G1 ponies?

>>43197036
Would you stop bumping dead threads from page 10 for ONE SECOND?!

>>43197043
I'm glad anon bumped I'm cooking up something

>>43197043
Sunfag seethe, you love to see it.

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>>43185114

>>43185114
You better not get on my way. I've waited my entries life to be here. And there aren't supposed to be any other humans. I swear to God I'll throw you off a bridge. Why are you here? My fantasies never had some roastie cockblocking me from mares. You beat stay the fuck away from me

>>43195974
when she accidentally walks in on you fucking the pony

>>43197269
Of course Megan is just feigning a martyr complex to get plapped.

>>43197181
May i see it?

>>43197420
no

>>43197420
It's right here dawg >>43197269

>>43197430
Nice comic anon

>>43185114
No way fag.

>>43188663
I do like the idea of Megan being the only one who can keep Anon in check like the tsukkomi to his boke.

>>43197269
Love these interactions between Meegan and Anon

>>43197489
>anon is stopped by the only thing he refuses to fuck in Equestria
kino

>>43197489
I actually think the dynamic of another human character for Anon to interact with is really fun and novel. G4 ponies are far smarter than G1 ponies so Meegan probably doesn't have to defend them as much, but her dealing with Anon's autism as an equal to him is very very fun.

>>43198260
That would be fun. Poor Megan, a girl in her early teens, has to mature a be anon's tard wrangler because he arrived a manchild when he reached Equestria.

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I've sometimes wondered what an actual human character would have been like in g4 (when it was in its good seasons). Like others have said, the g4 ponies are far more capable so you can't really have the same dynamic they had with Megan (at least not unless the human was basically a superhuman of some sort so they could be on even ground with the stuff happening later in the series). I think something like a Snufkin style adventurer would have worked best, only occasionally coming into the plot and bringing with them stories or relics from the 'unexplored' parts of the world.
>>43189266
>Trees that turn you into a tree
I wonder if being at least part tree wouldn't be so bad.

>>43197269
By Galaxy's tits and Celestia's ass, how badly can Meegan be rejected? Did every humanoid in Ponyland outright said "No way, tramp" to her.

>>43197036
I don't think G1 ponies would give a shit

>>43199017
They wouldn't. People have eaten meat while riding horses. They don't have the fanon sentiments about meat that fics suggest.

>>43198983
She seems like she'd be one of those weird horsegirl autists, so she probably asked anon to fuck a pony while she watched or something screwed up like that.

>>43199021
And some of them will eat meat if they can get it. Horses haven't been herbivores for very long on an evolutionary time scale.

meegun

>>43199023
>so she probably asked anon to fuck a pony while she watched or something screwed up like that
Shes crazy because G1 ponies are not only too cute to lewd but lack genitals.

>>43200068
Mouths on the other hand

>>43200513
>>43200068
The featureless general got around with this issue with bjs and hoof/wing jobs

10

>>43200068
>too cute to lewd
That sounds like a challenge

>>43185366
>It's best you try think things that aren't attractive
>anon replying with discord
damn, my chaotic guy got butchered verbally

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>>43185114
No, I prefer her.

>nohooves
ofc Barbaraniggers would

>>43201602
Its true and supported in history. How much G1 lewds existed prior to G4 and even now? By the time FIM aired it was already well over 20 years old. Artists knew their sex appeal was zero.

>>43202749
Yep. There's a reason G4 ponies no longer licked each other (damn shame)

>>43202101
A seapony? You sick fuck

>>43201881
Horses cannot vomit

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>>43185149
>>43185390
>>43185713
Fluttershy, we went over this before you started fluffing me. Cucking you is my fetish.
>"I know."
>With her arm raised, like she's holding a chalice, Fluttershy holds your soft cock up before her face.
>She crosses her eyes to stare at your tip, blushing wildly before leaning in to give your slit a kiss.
>~'Mwah!'
>~'Lick!'
>With her mouth open and her tongue lolled out, you can feel her panting on your dick as your girth spills over the sides of her hoof.
>Your length bends over it, the frenulum brushing up against her wrist, dripping pre-cum down her arm as she continues to pepper your dick with kisses.
>"But I really wish--"
>~'Kiss!'
>"You'd give me a chance--"
>~'Chu!'
>"Sometime."
>~'Mwah!'
>~'Lick, lick!'
>~'Suuuuuuuck!'
>As you start throbbing in her mouth, her lips pop off the tip of your cock, leaving you groaning, holding the top of her head, and digging your nails into her scalp.
Ugh. I can't. Your game is just so bad that I can't get hard unless I know you're not getting any.
>"But I really like you, Anon. And, um, you seem to really like what I'm doing right now too."
>Your stiffening cock bobs in response.
>She giggles and, pressing your dick up against your belly, licks the bottom of your shaft.
Sorry but that's not how this whole cucking thing works.
>"But I never even had a crush on a boy before I saw you."
Yeah, well, Rarity already stole my heart and drank my seed.
>"Maybe I could steal your seed." Realizing she made a slip, she scrunches her muzzle. "I mean heart, if you'd let me."
Please stop trying to flirt, I'm going soft here.
>"Does that mean I should stop touching your penis?"
No. That's not how fluffing works.
>"Sorry."
>She continues stroking your length with both hooves, her whole body rocking along with her like she's churning butter.
>You start petting her mane, occasionally brushing your hand softly over her ears, making her coo.
It's fine. I just don't want to have to keep explaining everything to you.
>When you cup her cheek, she sighs blissfully.
>"What if maybe you could just rape me?"
>She starts batting her eyes as she leans into your hand.
>"I mean, if you really don't like me so much, then wouldn't that---"
Ew. No way, fag.
>"Okay. That's fine. I just thought I'd ask."
Let's just hurry up and finish this already. You said you'd be quick.
>You hear slight, frustrated grumblings starting to bubble up from within her as she jerks you off.
>Every stroke makes her grunt now.
>~'Unf!'
>They fill in the spaces between her words.
>"Megan... isn't... even... here... anymore... you know...."
>~'Unf!'
Yeah, but Rarity's been waiting.
>"Whatever is taking so long in there?" Rarity wails from the adjoining bedroom. "Do I need to remind you that we're trying to save Equestria here, dear?"
>Fluttershy frowns at your now-drooping cock.
>"Well. Maybe I don't want to anymore."
You're stopping? This was your idea.
>"Then I changed my mind."
She's waiting for me.

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>>43203215
She's waiting for me.
>"I've been waiting so long for you, darling!" Rarity wails.
>Fluttershy turns away from your bare crotch with a haughty "Hmmph!"
>"Maybe I should go."
Whatever. I'll just do it myself.
>"Maybe I should stay..."
>Her wings pop open as she looks eagerly from you to your dick to your hands, waiting for you to start.
>And occasionally nudging your hand towards your crotch with her muzzle.
>"Do you think maybe you could start jerking off for me, if you don't mind, that is...?"
>Ignore her.
>Go into the next bedroom, locking the door behind you.
>Start banging the shit out of Rarity.
>Make her cry out in ecstasy while she calls you things like "Brute!" and "Ruffian!" and "Rapist!"
>That last one makes her cum hard.
>And scream so loudly that it almost blocks out the sounds of Fluttershy mewling and scratching at the door, begging to come inside as you pump Rarity's womb full.

>>43203221
Just a normal day in flutterworld

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>>43203151
you look at this snoot and tell me that that head game ain't insane

>>43203714
true, true

>>43203221
>Fluttercuck

ded

Hoping the drawfag returns

>>43205713
Better off asking in the draw thread

>>43205713
>>43206059
It's dead, jim.

>>43206059
I'd rather not

>>43203221
This green made my pp hard, anon pls make more

>>43207358
thanks bruh. don't know if i'll write more but you can read this old thing someone else wrote
https://ponepaste.org/4727