>"Leave those poor innocent ponies alone Anon! If you must release your bestial urges, then do so on me!"
>ahut up bitch, I know what you do to stallions.
>>43185114What is it with your weird fetishes, Megan?
>>43185114Jesus Christ, mom, stop trying to have sex with me!
>>43185114>No, Megan! You are too pure of heart to subject yourself to this... this beast!>Run Megan, run far away! I will deal with this vile defiler, and the wicked horn in his pants!>To think, I wanted to save myself for a noble stallion, and instead must now give myself over to this rapacious monkey... But I must! For all of ponykind!>Drop your trousers, Anonymous!
>>43185114I can't do it. Ponies get sad and then insane when they're alone.
>>43185149Okay I'm getting confused. I think we might've mixed up toys here but you're not supposed to use the Rarity toy with the Megan toy.
>>43185149Then I do this to her
>>43185114ok
>>43185114>>43185157>Rarity, wait! His sparkle is way off, don't do it!>Just get back, you too Megan, this is a job for Izzy!>Alright Anon, it's time to wrangle your trouser snake! Go on, whip it out!
>>43185204No no no, you can't do that! You can't mix the toys together like this!
>>43185141She wants human grandchildren not half breed onesShe'll get them even if she's gotta get her younger sister on it
>>43185161then she does this to you
>>43185234She wouldn't, would she?
>>43185114Honestly if this happened I would just realise the error of my ways and beg for forgiveness. The true power of friendship and the purest form of love, that between a girl and her ponies, would snap me out of my rapelust.This is hypothetical btw. I don't actually have rapelust.
>>43185234Is this because I pet her or because I didn't force myself on her?
>>43185243>This is hypothetical btw. I don't actually have rapelust.My 'I don't have rapelust' shirt is causing people to ask many questions already answered by my shirt.
>>43185157>>43185205i'm not even kidding when i say this, i used to bully an autistic kid back when i was in elementary school and this is exactly how i used to fuck with him it was the funniest thing everalthough i feel kind of bad about it now especially since i heard he's been having a hard time finding a job for his degree he spent 8 years onoh btw i was 8 he was 24, used to go to his house and play smash bros on the wii, that's where it happened, it wasn't at the elementary school i just used that as a frame of reference for my age
>>43185274You're a monster but I do have to respect you.
>>43185243>>43185264>I don't have rapelustThis is said like he just got cleared by Redheart. As if it's a common affliction rouge Anons can catch or transmit.
>>43185321>Well anon I've got your results>Give it to me straight doc!>I'm afraid.....you have rapelust.>Nooooo! How can this happen to me? I don't wanna force myself onto these wonderful ponies>I'm afraid it happens to anons at some point in there lives. We could confine you to a room but some get..... creative when deprived of and I quote "tight mare pussy">How much time do I have before it goes in full affect?>Well based upon the tent you're pitching right now not much time. It's best you try think things that aren't attractive. Like timber wolves, student loans, manehatten traffic>Griffons, yaks, discord. Hey this is actually working. >Oh I got one, fillies>......>......anon, why did you go to full mast?
>>43185366ANON NO
>>43185114>tfw some human hussie gets raped instead of a beautifully innocent and fertile mare
>>43185141>Jesus Christ, mom, stop trying to have sex with me!Well, it's difficult to stop.
>>43185114Por que no los dos?
>>43185390Fluttershy has no game.
>>43185114Uhm..ew!
>>43185114Nah, I'm a pony. I am going to >rape them all. Fuck off 3DPD.
>>43185234She's trying to get me to fuck Tom
>>43185114Weirdo.
>>43185732>>43185764literally gayyou do you senpaijust own that you like dudes
>You seriously believed you were just going to come to a land of ponies and have the run of the place? Well think again mister. As a grown man you’re going to shape up and make something of yourself. Start by building us both a house. Two bedrooms, two floors, a cellar, a kitchen, two bathrooms and an outdoor cottage. Then we’ll work on your bad attitude by having you do good deeds for everypony here.
>>43185821oh no, what a terrible fate
>>43185792Mares. I like mares.
>>43185821Yes dear...
>>43185114No way, fag
>>43185114…Can’t we just cuddle?
>Anon we don't have any bread. Go get some>And buy some more apples tooLiving the dream in your boomer marriage in ponyland
>>43185821In this economy?! Jesus Christ Meegan
>>43186216Megan is a teenager in the 80s so shes Gen X.
>>43186219IT'S MEGANI'M GOING INSANEI CAN TOLERATE THE FUCKIN ANIMALS GETTING IT WRONG BUT YOU??
>>43185264That's because you forgot your I don't actually have rapelust hat
>>43185741>TomFinally, an attractive character!
>>43185114I just asked where the market was...
>>43185114Fuck off, hag. You ain't getting any from me
>>43185821I noticed you didn't demand me to build a room where I can store my CD collection, or a garage where I can work on my cars
>>43185821>it takes months of planning, material gathering, blueprints, building a foundation and finding the right location but eventually you build your little dream home for you and Megan
>>43186650>>43186690Would. But with ponies of course.
>DeletedGay
>>43186650>home inside a hill Kek Anon that's literally the Teletubby Dome
>>43185149>I wanted to save myself for a noble stallion>save myself>Rarity
>>43187321>Well excuse me for introducing a bit of fantasy to our love life.
>>43187321>>43187568KEK
