>"What happened to all the real ziggas? Ziggas today are all effeminate and zesty."
>>43185386Every 60 seconds in Zebrica, a minute passes
>>43185386Man Tariq really fell off
I mean, he's not wrong
>>43185386Shieeet.
>>43185386>"Well, since I'm stuck with these gay-ass horses, I need to show em the plight of ma people."
>"Stripe Stripping ultimately, is about power over zebras..."
>>43185386You can do the rump shaker huh? The zug shaker, give me the zug shaker, dude. shake your ass. take your hooves off it and shake that shit.
>>43185386One good thing about Equestria is that there's no American Blacks. There's equivalent of Africans, but no American Blacks.
>>43186323not until I get over there
>>43186643>You get there, thinking you're the only nigga in Equestria>Tariq Nasheed is already there and told ponies about buck breaking>Ponies constantly come up to you asking if you were a slave and if anyone buck broke you
>>43186643wait you real?
so fucking disappointed that the fandom went with "american zebras" instead of being true to the species and giving us the hot zebra milfs and fuckable zebra twinks that we deserved
>>43185424together we can stop this
>>43187278most of the fandom sucks
>>43187278Agreed. Zigger memes can be funny but not when people take them too seriously and ruin everything about zebras.You can't even mention them without someone bringing American nigger shit into it.
>>43187278I'd much rather deal with an American negro than an African one any day.
>>43186146>Stripe Stripping
Ziggas can be gay tooWhether you like it or you love itWhether you're kissing or you're touchingDon't hide the lust, I know you covetZiggas can be gay tooThere ain't nothing you need to hideDL games won't really surviveTomorrow you might not be aliveZiggas can be gay too
>>43186323If mules are a thing then zebroids probably also exist in equestria and earth ponies are usually portrayed as "white" americans.
>>43188060Do you think he's a zony?
>>43188144what???
>>43188225Zebra-like character from Pony Life
>>43188044ZEBRA TWINKS, ANON. WE COULD HAVE HAD ZEBRA TWINKS. ZEBRAS ARE SMALLER THAN HORSES.
>>43188534not exactly my point but you have the spirit
On your knees, Zigga. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a zebra I can't break with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his striped fur so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular zebra. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this moon cricket, this big-assed wild ungulate, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on the western half of yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, stripped body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, heading westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud zigga was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And zigga did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This zigga could tell the breaking was coming, could tell his time was up, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black ponut and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That zigga broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break and ye’ll break, too, ZIGGA.
gem
>"You little zigglet! Thinking you could defeat me?">"Now you will never see your kangdom, or your masculinity! The bucks shall be broken forever! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>>43189158>"Not so fast, coon." Tariq interrupts >"When I first met my zigga Zala, the first thing we did was get out on the street to make some bits. So he the element of Hustle.">A gem levitates and flys around Zala>"When I met Zakub, he has us chattin up fine zebresses, so he the element of Game...">Zakub is surprised by the floating chain round his neck>"Zero was approached by a crew with lot of cred and fine hoes, but he said no and stayed with us, he the element of Loyalty...">Zero eagerly gets his magic chain>"Zulu had us go out on the streets, rapping at houseparties and making a name for ourselves, so he the element of Cred...">"After hangin with Zyrene, he told me that he used to run with a bad crew in Baltimare and he couldn't do that life no more, so he the element of 100...">"Which make the sixth element. The element of Black Masculinity!">Every zigga's are glowing around Tariq. Suddenly a beam of black, red and green light shoots out at Whiteman Coon"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
>>43188576fucking lol
>>43188144>>43188335>looks zony>happy talking to white woman>football cutie markI've seen enough. How's Equestria been treating you, Patrick Mahomes?
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