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>"Now where do you think you're going? Trying to gut a creature whose soft innards can handle diamond shards was comedically stupid, but it was also still an attempt to kill me and I can't just let that slide. Mommy Molestia raised no wimp... she raised a WARRIOR."
>>43187244Time for Spike to go on some rampaging mode again (sexually)
>>43187244This will end in creampies
Someone said a recap for Alanamous would be wise and while I don't see it may as well. I hope to have an update by tonight(Monday) so here is a very abridged version:Original Story:>Anon dates SciTwi.>Anon cheats on SciTwi with Rainbow Dash.>Anon fugs SciTwi.>Gets exposed as a cheater.>Anon an heores.>Bad EndMain story:>SciTwi is pregnant.>Despite heavy pressure from her family, SciTwi gives up baby to Anon's parents.>Alanamous is SciTwi's and Anon's daughter.>Alanamous grows up without SciTwi present.>Alanamous is bitter.>Alanamous enters high school.>Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash are school staff.>Both discover Alanamous as SciTwi's daughter.>Sunset Shimmer pushes them to reunite.>Doesn't go well at first.>Then SciTwi and Alanamous slowly, but surley, gets a little closer together.>Then SciTwi fucks it up.>Alanamous is furious.>Voices that aren't hers is telling her to kill SciTwi.>Everyone is gathering at a dance to try and nip a possible magical quagmire in the bud.
>>43187913Sometimes key details in a long story could be misremembered, so a recap is pretty helpful when that happens.
>>43187629EQG Stream this Sunday!We'll be watching "Magical Movie Night" and playing Haxball, SRB2 Kart and Gartic Phone!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-streamHoping to see you there!
>>43188177Oh that’s neat, another one.
Dat alicorn 2nd puberty...
>>43188396Based Goddess Growth
>>43185037was not expecting the plot to be kick-started by a couple of CHS randos, but they do a good job of explaining everything to Anon. and they're right, Sunset is hot as hellthe post before this one had a typo, in case you want to fix it for a future pastebin>Catchign the bus at the last second.>>43185041lmao. the second I read there was a green kid on the bus I knew who it was, which is why Pinkie works so well here. I usually really enjoy your Pinkie, and your other favorite green of mine is that one where she works at the pogo stick diner.>"Learn anything new you didn't get to see on the Discovery Channel?"kek>>43185049>"I'll find out if she's feeling anything herself too." Sunset gives you the answerMama Sunset is definitely going to be feeling herself later, don't you worry Sunset.In the next post, I laughed out loud when Mama Sunset swiped the screwdriver out of his hand.The part where she jumped him in bed was hot as hell, especially how you described some of the handjob stuff (wrist rolling, her thumb caressing his tip.) I loved it when the whipped cream thing came back while she was blowing him too, how she was using her tongue to get his cock to erupt more and more.The awkward date at the end was good too and makes me want to read more, even if I did feel bad for Sunset. yeah, i'm really enjoying this one Grey, thanks for writing the prompt
>>43187097>>43187098I love tomboy abs
>Ember: "HEEEY THORAX! THERE YOU ARE!">Smolder: "COME ON, OCELLUS! THE LAVA IS NICE AND WARM!">Thorax: *whisper* "Would it be akward to tell them we can't swim?">Ocellus: *whisper* "I think it would be more akward if get turned into sculptures, your majesty."
>>43189114>THE LAVA IS NICE AND WARM!"My sides.
>>43189114I love dragon girls
>>43189849Already the best pic of this new trend I've seen so far.
I've been going back and forth with this. I hope it comes off as well as it did in my head.Anyways, here's more Alanamous>You are Sunset Shimmer.>And you are pretty proud of yourself.>You stand over on a stage overlooking the large ballroom full of students.>Mingling.>Dancing.>And generally having a good time.>Not bad for your first Spring Formal as Principal.>All with help from some good friends of course.>After a few minutes of overlooking the large gathering of students, you now make your way off stage to walk the grounds and leave the DJ to their duties.>And to continue to admire the work that was put in to make this year's Spring Formal spectacular.>Adorned all over the walls and draped over the ceiling were a brilliant diamond coated drapes.>The bright sparkly gleam from the diamonds shining in the lights made the hall all the more beautiful.>You pass through a small group of students and see the one who was responsible for the diamond studded hall.>One of the chaperone's for this dance.>Her deep blue trench coat with white fur collars and cuffs flowed down to near her feet.>Her skin still a silky smooth white just like when she was younger.>Granted, she adorned almost as much makeup as Cadence to keep her youthful appearance.>But this one let her hair naturally age as she has a sizable silver streak in her long flowing purple hair.>She seemed to be in deep conversation with some students when she notices you.>Her face lights up brighter than the gleaming diamonds she made for the event and turns to you.>”Sunset, darling!”>She calls out to you with her arms wide open.>You approach her and right into her embrace.“Good to see you too, Rarity.”>You greet your longtime friend arms wrapped around Rarity.“You've done an incredible job in jazzing up the hall for the dance.”>You complement the work she has done in decorating the room.>With a little help from her powers.“And..., thank you for coming and being a chaperone for tonight.”>You then thank her.>To which she lightly waves you off.>”Oh it's no big deal.” She easily brushes off the complement. “Though I must ask”>She adds while looking around the hall.>”What is this..., Magical issue that you speak of?”>You just nod and rub her shoulder.“I'll explain once I've confirmed the others are here. For the time being enjoy the dance.”>You reassure her.>”Oooh, it'll be marvelous to see Twilight Sparkle again! It's been so long.”>She coos and pats you on the shoulder and you move on.>You already know most of the girls are here.>It's Twilight you're not sure if she is here or not since she is, even to this day, notoriously bad at keeping track of time.
>>43190128>Even when this possible dire situation involves her daughter.>Speaking of which.>You haven't seen Alanamous or her friends anywhere in the convention center yet.>And you know she's going to be here as her name appears student guest list.>You may want to intercept either her or Twilight Sparkle before they have a chance to run into each other.>You don't know what could happen if they meet again and cooler heads don't prevail.>The thought of it puts a pep in your step.>As you move along, you are now passing by a line of vendor stands that were set up along the sides of the ballroom.>Various stands were set up and provided various snacks, sweets and drinks.>Much of the food is from local vendors who were generous enough to donate some of their service and time.>You stop in front of one of said vendors.>Their booth was filled with various snacks and pastries.>All revolving around a single item.>Apple slices>Apple pies.>Apple fritters.>Applesauce.>A punch bowl with paper cups littered around it filled with a light brown liquid.>You assume apple juice.>You smile and look up to the vendor manning the booth and see a familiar face.“How are things going so far AppleJack?”>AppleJack>Another one of your friends.>And another element of harmony.>She hasn't changed much since the last time you saw her a few months ago.>Orange skin.>Long blonde hair with small silver streaks done into a messy pony tail.>Her signature cowboy hat now withered and wrinkled from years of use.>She wore a tattered two tone brown checkered pattern flannel shirt over he white t shirt.>Faded jeans with small pockets of tears along the sides.>She wore a simple white apron with an apple imprinted with it over her outfit.>Her bright green eyes are now accompanied with dark bags underneath them.>Despite that, she still had a bright smile at the sight of you.>”Thing's are lookin' pretty good so far shug.”>She happily replied.>She took a moment and came from around her set up to give you a quick hug.“I really do appreciate you helping out tonight and getting all this ready in such a short amount of time.” You thank your friend. “Especially with how busy you usually are with your work at the farm.”>AppleJack casually waves you off.>”D'aww shucks, ain't no thing, Ah got Mac'n his kin and Applebloom working just for tonight.”>She easily reassures you.>”Besides, this'll be a prime opportunity to promote Sweet Apple Acres' products to the new kids.”>She adds and you pat her on the shoulder.“Well, I'm going to do a walk around to see if everyone is here and we can all regroup.”>AppleJack smiles.>”Can't wait to see Twilight! It's been too long!”>You nod again.“Take care and see you in a minute.”>You finally take your leave to see if everyone else is present.>As you navigate your way through the crowd of students you run into Rainbow Dash.
>>43190130>She was in her usual getup of a white shirt and navy blue over shirt and black leggings.>You nod to Dash and she walks up to you.>”Hey.”>She simply greets you and you nod in response.“How are things looking so far?”>You ask.>”So far so good.” She responds. “I haven't seen Alanamous or her friends yet.”>You take a quick scan of the area to see if you can notice her.>And of course you don't see her or the others.>”Is Twilight around?”>Rainbow Dash then asks and you shake your head.“No, and I hope to catch her before she tries to confront Alanamous before we've all gathered at least.”>You explain to Dash.>”What about the others?”>She then asks.“Rarity and AppleJack are here, I know Pinkie Pie is here but haven't seen her yet. Same with Fluttershy.”>You explain, still looking around in the hopes of spotting either Alana or Twilight.>Still nothing.>You nod to Dash and continue on your patrol of the grounds.>as you make your way through the crowds of students you can't help of be nostalgic for when you were a student attending gatherings such as this.>Though some of them you would much rather forget.>There were still more good memories than bad ones at least.>You then hear a large and loud ovation not too far from you which caught your attention.>You decide to investigate the noise to make sure it wasn't a fight or anything nefarious.>As you approach the origin of the ovation you notice a few familiar faces.>First was Pinkie Pie.>Years of consumption of sweets hasn't been too kind to her figure but she still seems her comfortable in her skin regardless.>She was accompanied by her husband, Cheese Sandwich.>Together, they run a party planning and events show.>It was a no brainier to have them come and set up a performance for the Spring Formal.>They were in the middle of a bit that involved several animals.>After it all the crowd once again cheered for them as they took a bow.>Pinkie then noticed you and you meekly waves from the background.>She whispers something to her husband and then makes her way towards you.>”Thank you so much Canterlot High! We are gonna take a short break but we'll be back real soon!”>Cheese announced to the students which caused the crowd to thin out a bit so Pinkie had a straight shot to you.>As she got closer she held her arms out for an embrace.>You then step up and wrap your arms around your friend.>”Sunset!”>Pinkie exclaims as she squeezes you tight.>Causing some minor discomfort.“Good to see you too, Pinkie.”>You breathe out as you continue to lose oxygen from you friends tight grip around you.>Despite her size she still has impressive strength>She finally lets you go and you can breathe freely again“Thanks for agreeing to come and participate on such short notice”>You thank her and she giggles>”Oh it's no biggie! Anything for a friend!”>She loudly exclaims in her eternal optimistic tone>”Besides! It's thanks to you that we are able to try out our new routine!”
>>43190131>She adds as she now points in the direction of a small gathering of animals.>Kneeling and attending to the animals was yet another old friend.>After she was finished with her work she then stands and turns to you.>Fluttershy.>If all the others looked a little heftier, Fluttershy looks thinner than she did back in high school.>Well, Rainbow Dash looks as fit as she did back in high school.>Fluttershy's pink hair a little paler than it was all those years ago.>And little more messier.>She wore a pale green one piece dress.>She puts on a tired smile and she comes up to embrace you.“Hey Fluttershy.”>You greet her.“Are you a part of the show with Pinkie now?”>You ask.>Fluttershy shakes her head.>”Oh no, She just wanted me to help with some animals for tonight.”>She explains.>That's right, she works over at the shelter.>Also helps that she can talk to the animals for better cooperation.“Thank you again for doing this, Fluttershy.”>You thank another friend.>And that leaves everyone except for Twilight Sparkle.“Well, everyone is here except for Twilight.”>You announce to Pinkie and Fluttershy.>”Is she okay?”>Fluttershy asks about Twilight.>Which caught you a little off guard.“O-oh, she's fine!” You quickly answer. “She just always has a million things going on, you know how it is.”>Fluttershy looks concerned.>”Will she really show up tonight to just be a chaperone?” She questions. “Is this magic issue you briefly spoke of really that big a deal?”>You slowly nod.“It kinda is.” You respond “But I want to make sure everyone is gathered so she can tell you all what is really going on.”>After you tell them you notice someone in your peripheral.>Alanamous has arrived with her friends.>It doesn't look like she and Twilight ran into each other.>Perfect.>Even more so now that they are unknowingly approaching you.>You turn to face the students and call out to them.“Welcome to the Spring Formal.”>You greet the students and they notice you.>”Principal Shimmer!”>Sunny Starscout was the one who called out to you.>They all gathered around you.>With Alanamous hanging in the back.>Before anyone says anything, Alanamous then turns to leave the group.>You try to step away to follow her but then the others get in your way.>”Sorry but, do you have a minute?”>Sunny then asks you.>Shit.>You want to speak to Alanamous.>But as Principal, it's not a good look to just blow off students who want your attention.>You dart your eyes from Sunny to Alanamous several times.“S-sure!”>You awkwardly say.“Is it important?”>You then add, equally as awkward as your last line.>”It kind of is.” Sunny answers. “It's about that time at Twilight's lab.”>That immediately got your attention.>”And Alanamous.”>Okay.>Now you are focused on them.>You just hope this won't further complicate things.
>>43190133>Be Twilight Sparkle.>Sitting in your car.>Outside the Canterlot Convention Center.>Site of this years Canterlot High Spring Formal.>You are trying to mentally prepare yourself.>You need to confront your daughter.>But she is avoiding you.>And from some accounts, there seems to be a voice in her head telling her to kill you.>Working theory is she inherited something else from you besides your bad eyesight and brains.>But a magical monster that you thought you sealed away in you.>You were afraid that if you ever had any children that this could be a possibility.>So now you had to resort to this.>Confronting her.>In a large crowd.>This will be interesting regardless.>Your plan was to have the other elements present in the case things go south.>You haven't seen many of your friends for years.>And now all of a sudden everyone is together.>To perhaps zap a monster.>A monster that happens to be your own flesh and blood.>Even more than your flesh and blood, but your very own child.>It happened to you in the past.>It wasn't so bad so perhaps it won't hurt your daughter.>You take a deep breath.>You've stalled enough.>And you've hid yourself from this for too long.>It's time you take care of this once and for all.>To take care of Midnight Sparkle once and for all, if at all possible.>And.>If possible.>Reconcile with Alanamous.>You finally exit your car.>Chaperone badge in hand.>And you enter the convention center.>You were in awe at the décor of the large hall.>Shining diamonds littered along the ceiling of the hall with lights highlighting the brilliance of them.>No doubt the work or Rarity.>Many of the students were dancing and socializing with each other and most importantly, not noticing you.>You were able to navigate through the bundle of students freely in the hopes of trying to locate Sunset Shimmer.>But then you see her.>Alanamous.>She was by herself.>Making her way out of the hall.>A golden opportunity.>But then you remember.>The strategy was to confront her with Sunset Shimmer.>You should stick to the plan.>Considering she is avoiding you.>But...>You are going to have to corner her sooner or later.>Regardless if Sunset, Dash or the others are with you.>Also she isn't with her group.>So you have her alone.>You have decided to go and confront her.>It's better to take care of this as soon as possible.>The situation shouldn't be that bad.>You now proceed in her direction.>And pass through the door she went through.>Through the door you are now in a room that was similar to the main hall.>Just a bit smaller.>And not as bright as the room was lit by the standard florescent lighting of the building.>There you saw her.>Alanamous.>Sitting by herself on an office chair.>Away from everyone.>As you slowly creep closer to your daughter you have a better look at her dolled up appearance.>Your heart flutters a bit at how beautiful she looks right now.
>>43190136>Her face glowing in the pale artificial lighting of the room along with her hair.>Smoothed, neatly done and shined in the same lighting.>You got close enough that she noticed someone was in the room with her and looked in your direction.“Hey.”>You meekly wave to her.>Alana's initial reaction was one of shock but then quickly turns to annoyance.>She then starts to get up from her seat.>”Oh, yeah, now that there is nobody around you want to talk to me.”>She bitterly spits out as she now storms away from you.“Wait!” You call out. “I'm sorry for what happened at the Sifu test!”>You try to apologize for what happened the last time you two were together while trying to catch up to her.“We need to talk!”>You raise your voice which makes Alana turn to face you.>”You had your chance!”>She yells at you which stops you in your tracks.>”And after months of doing things together and just when I start feeling like maybe I finally have a mother; You STILL wouldn't tell a friend that I was your daughter!” >There was a sting in her glare that pierced you as bad as her words.>You try to keep your composure.“Will you PLEASE listen to me!?”>You further raise your voice an octave.>Which doesn't help in deescalating the situation.>”What the fuck for!? You had seventeen years to at least send a postcard or SOMETHING showing that you at least cared even a little bit like you claim, but no!”>She steps towards you.>And you step up as well.“Alanamous PLEASE!”>Your voice raises again>She isn't intimidated.>”And when we are finally in the same room with each other you just try to play dumb until I say some shit that makes you just casually spill it out like it's some fucking accident!”>Your pendant is starting to react.>Not good.>You need to stay calm. >Even if Alanamous isn't listening to you.>”And then you give me some bullshit spiel about how if dad were still alive I could have been aborted and you tried to play the hero and save me because he's dead so he can't defend himself!”>That came out of nowhere.>Again with Anon?>Where the fuck did she get that from?>Is that how she felt about your explanation?>You are starting to feel hot at that.>You never insinuated that.>But now Alanamous is right up on you.“I NEVER TRIED TO 'PLAY THE FUCKING HERO' ABOUT WANTING YOU ABORTED!”>You scream in her face.>You're blowing up on her.>Which caught her off guard.>You are tired of her having this perfect picture of Anon in her head.>You tried to hold your tongue about it.>You tried to preserve it.>No more.>But now if she wants the truth, she's getting it.“YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND WHY HE DIED?”>You ask.>Alana stays silent.“HE WAS FUCKING RAINBOW DASH BEHIND MY BACK!”>Still yelling at the top of your lungs.“ALL THE WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP, HE WAS FUCKING YOUR SOCCER COACH IN MY OWN HOUSE!”>Alana's face was no longer angry..
>>43190138>Now it was blank, almost shocked look.“AND AFTER HE TOOK MY VIRGINITY AFTER HE WAS BETRAYING MY TRUST, PRINCIPAL SHIMMER EXPOSED HIM AS THE DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT CHEATER AS HE WAS, AND WHAT DID HE DO AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT? HE PUNCHED AND KNOCKED OUT RAINBOW DASH AND RAN INTO THE FOREST AND JUMPED OFF A CLIFF!”>Your voice is starting to hurt from yelling at the top of your lungs.>The noise you were making started to attract a small crowd.>Despite the noise in the other in the main hall.>You didn't care anymore.“HE KILLED HIMSELF AND TOOK THE COWARDS WAY OUT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T COPE WITH HIS FUCK UPS AND I DAMN WELL GARANTEE YOU THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MAN ENOUGH TO FIX OUR MISTAKE-”>You stopped dead in your tracks.>But it was too late.>You said the 'M' word.>To Alanamous.You were mortified with yourself now.“Oh no!”>You said out loud to Alana.>Who just continue to stand there.>Staring blankly into the void.>No sheen or light in her eyes.>”I-I'm a..”>Then her eyes started to gloss over.“No!”>You tried to run up to her and she easily pushed you away and started to run away.>She was quick but you used your telekinesis to stop her in her tracks in a panic.>She then stood frozen in place.>You quickly ran up to her and she actually broke free of your magical grip.>Alana then turned and squared herself up.>She squatted and drove her elbow into your midsection.“OOF!”>The force of her strike was enough to send you flying back several feet and you tumble onto the ground.>Good god that felt like getting hit full force by a battering ram.>You try to get back up but the pain from the strike was too much and you fall over coughing violently.>You moan in pain as you try to look over to Alanamous.>She was still in her pose. >Hyperventilating.>You saw the hatred in her eyes.>Along with tears streaming out from both.>”You.” She began. “Fucking piece of shit!”>She roared.>It was then she started to glow.>”I FUCKING HATE YOU!!”>She let out this otherworldly wail.>Then you saw cracks in her face.>It seemed like Alanamous was aware of them as she now had this worried look on her face.>The cracks began to spread across her face and down her neck and shoulders.>Alana's face look like she was in pain at the fissures across her body.>The cracks then started to glow neon green and Alana knelt down.>She starting to grunt and scream as if there were an internal struggle.“A-lana..”>You tried to talk but it hurt to even breathe.>Perhaps thanks to a broken rib.>Alana continued to struggle until she started to float in the air.>The Dark aura that surrounded her started to intensify as the fissures emitting the neon green energy all over her body begin to shine brighter.>”AHHHHHHHH!!!”>Another shriek into the sky as she was engulfed by a black energy ball.>An explosion of violet and green energy erupts and blinds you.
>>43190140>You try to shield your eyes from the blinding light but the force from the explosion pushes several feet away.>Finally several moments it was safe to look.>Where Alanamous stood is now someone floating in the air.>Her jet black hair flowed up like a large black flame.>A long violet unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead along with white energy rings around her eyes that were currently shut.>Her gigantic black angels wings had patterns of green and violet across the wingspan.>She wore a black strapless one piece dress with green outline and violet streaks along the lower half and matching pattern boots.>Her hands were larger and fingers were more like claws.>Finally she opened her eyes.>Her eyes were still moderate violet like your own.>However, there was definite fear in them.>Then her pupils started to constrict.>Once they reached the center of her all white eyes, then the whites began to constrict until there was nothing but pure darkness and a single tiny white dot in the center of a void.>”AH HAHAHAHA!”>Alana.>No.>It's not her.>Midnight Sparkle began cackling like a wild animal.>”FINALLY!! AFTER MANY LONG YEARS, I'M FREE!!”She screamed and let out a massive energy blast that once again sent you flying back.>You tumbled along the floor until you were closer to the entrance to the main hall.>You then watch in horror as the energy blast rips apart the large room you were in and you were greeted with the moonlit night.>”Twilight!?”>A familiar voice screams out to you.>You slowly try to look over to who shouted at you.>But you were still weak from Alanamous' strike.>It was then you felt someone try to lift you from the ground only for you to yelp out in pain.>”Are you okay!?”>You weakly turn to look at your friend.“Sunset.”>You weakly call out.“I'm sorry, I screwed up again.”>You apologize to your friend.>Sunset Shimmer now beside you.>”What happened!?”>She yells.>You both then look at the creature who now is starting back at you.>A look of anger and a hunger.>A hunger for violence.>What have you done?and that's the update, updated paste here:https://ponepaste.org/10863Well, I hope I can get out of this. I was torn on if I should use the 'mistake' line as that is a very big thing. Which is why she didn't say 'she was a mistake' but there is insinuation. I did say things would go to shit real fast and now we have the infamous Midnight Sparkle spawn: Zero Hour AlanamousAs always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome
>>43190145Really based update!
https://derpibooru.org/tags/ruby%27s+house+of+love
>>43190532Didn’t realize how old this was until I checked the link
>>43190145Damn. What a troubling note to end this on. I’ll be looking forward to what comes next.
>>43190411>”M’sugarcube.”
RPing with Shimmy and Ponk.
>>43191280I don’t think it’s talked about enough that these two are dynamic duo
>>43191394A* dynamic duo
Moon cheese is stored in the tits.
>>43191394Probaably because tt's kind of overshadowed by Twi and Pinkie's dynamic duo/ship. Both are overly organized and obsessive, as well as mentally ill but one is very serious, nerdy, anti-social (even after her character development she's still quite the shut-in), a bookworm and snarky emo (well, that one she used to be) and the other is goofy, happy-go-lucky, social, a party girl, usually on her manic mode and her depressive mode is a punk.Yes, I know you're talking about EqG, but let's be real, most people don't make the distinction in their heads, except for very specific characters, like Sci-Twi.
>>43191329Sexy cellist
>>43191422The moon really is made of cheese or at least her milk jugs are
>>43188396How nice of them to cuddle around her during her lewd growth spurt
>>43191844I’d help her pick up her marbles (after plapping her)
>>43191445Interesting breakdown of their characters. I’m not sure how Pinkie can be described as organized like Twilight is though.
>>43192344Probably not nearly as much as FiM Pinkie Pie, for sure. We certainly never saw her secret Party Planning Cave. (wa-hey)
>>43192390True lol
>>43191422What I’d give to suck on those huge moon tits all night
>>43191445>>43192344>>43192390Again, let's be real, most people don't make the distinction in their heads for most EqG characters. Hell, the EqG stuff didn't even bother giving any human other than Sci-Twi a different appearance than their pony counterparts when they got ponified.
>>43191844>"S-sooo... what do you, uh, think?">"...It..It looks...good... I guess... and... it's comfortable... Thanks for... trying it with me...">"Uh n-no don't mention it. I understand trying more... risque clothes can feel.. akward. B-but really you have no reason to doubt yourself, just like miss Rarity said, you're a natural model.">"...">"I-is something wrong? If I, uh, said something weird, I-">"No, it's just, you... uh, you also look... very... beautiful.">"W-w-w-what!?! No, me... I'm not- I don't think I'm...">"No, you're... very pretty...">"...">"..."They "tested dresses" until the next morning.
>>43192947Just girl things
>>43192881>picWho’s OC is that laying on the ground?
>>43193157No idea.Also, my bad.
>>43193769Can't go wrong with a thick dragon
>>43192947I miss the guy writing the shy girls green
>>43194251Hope she doesn’t wake up from what I’d do
>>43194251
>>43194653Idk man, some people wake up when you put a blanket on them
>>43194012maybe he got his own harem of big titty girls that take up all his time now
>>43195271Please just let them tackle me and to whatever they want together to me. I’m ready.
>>43195271>>43196023I thank all that is good for big boobs
>>43196023Wish that was be between them
>>43196023
>>43196951That isn't very aerodynamic, not that I'm complaining...
>>43196988She keeps her fast in her chest.
>>43197002That works too
>>43196988>That isn't very aerodynamicThus why she's discharging them.
>>43196840
>>43197401>Sure, Twi! Undoing that front knot of your shirt in the hallway could land you in trouble
>9
>>43194653>>43195139>thinking she's actually asleep
>>43197401Twi really rocks the slutty schoolgirl getup
>>43196951>>43197002would love to know what her "fast" holders feels like in my hands
>>43198874They feel like heaven
It's been a minute since I last updated but don't worry I'll get this story done. I've been swamped with work and that shit takes priority.
>>43199272Take your time man
>>43188177Tomorrow!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-stream
>>43200077Good stuff>>43199995Can’t wait
>>43199925Those different color fingernails feel off to me. At least on Rarity
>>43200077I’ll never get tired of this adorable ship
>>43195139>>43197924She would sleep soundly for 14 hours after I’m through with her
>>43201688She’s taking good care of them alright
>>43201166Why does pinkie have two sets of eyebrows?
>>43197401>>43198241That she does.
>>43199995>>431876293 hours to start!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-stream>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43201885Good question. To which I do not have an answer.
>>43201897Starting!!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43201897>pic>Getting used to dancing in her underwear on camera for fame
>>43202419Photons are stored in the tits>missing from pic: me getting happily sunburnt
>>43202419>>43202496>>43203358It’s simple. Celestia just needs some “Sunscreen”.
>>43187244>>43201894
>>43203410Goddess I wish that was Me.
I find humor in the fact that this song https://youtu.be/ebwc6mbgpqA?list=PLqs-DTviWC-hrK9mkDKQ9KnAJ2ZrN_rdO has been a tremendous help and inspiration in writing Zero Hour Alanamous' scenes
>>43203791Cute!
Nearly 6k words out the gate, sorry about that.>Ah, Canterlot City>In the past decades most people would describe it as a sleepy little town>If one had to mention anything of note about the place it'd probably be the completely one-sided rivalry that had been going on between the two local high schools for decades>The kind of losing streak Canterlot High had going on really had to be studied, something that truly sad only came around once in a lifetime>Of course then a demon tried to enslave the school's populace and things really weren't ever the same afterwards>Ever since then, the city gained a bit of notoriety, being ranked pretty damn high on clickbait articles of dangerous towns to avoid visiting across the country>So many exploded gas mains, peculiar weather balloons falling, mass gas leaks had been reported over the years that it almost made one question how there was even a city left standing>The locals knew better, of course>Just a bit of chicanery to keep any government higher than the local authority from turning their eyes on the town and getting a real look at what was going on: the continued leakage of Equestrian Magic into the world>Almost everyone had stories to swap about cherished items gaining enchantments, or a neighbor going berserk and turning into an angry grievance-themed wizard before getting their ass beat by a septet of women>It was just a fact of life living in Canterlot City that at some point you were going to get hit in the face with a rainbow>Don't make a big deal out of it>(Seriously, don't make a big deal about it, no one wants the FBI raiding the town)>And so for a time that was life>But as everyone got a little older>A new aspect of the town was developing>Ever since that fateful Battle of The Bands a little over half a decade ago, the music scene in Canterlot City had grown more and more prominently>Dozens of bands and solo acts had been spurred to action by the Dazzlings and their Siren's Call>Inspired by the breakout performance of The Rainbooms that had saved the school from being turned into a feeding ground for the Sirens, many groups were also keen to try their hand at being something>Years after this generation had graduated from High School, many groups still persisted>Bookings for gigs were cutthroat in Canterlot City>Dozens of acts fighting over the scraps they could, trying to get their names out there>And so, what was originally a nowhere town with almost nothing to speak of about it turned magical hotspot was now on the precipice of something else:>Becoming the next Nashville or New Orleans>All this town needed was one breakout group to put it on the map>Anyone not actively participating in the scene "knew" that that was going to be The Rainbooms, still going strong all these years later>But Trixie and The Illusions, Flash Drive, The Snapshots, MC Snips, DJ Pon-3, among many others...>Well, they certainly had their own ideas on who was Number One in town
>>43204264>Where did (You) figure into all of this, though?>Well, that's simple:>In the middle of all of these competing bands, (You) were a Mercenary>...>No, not that kind of mercenary, obviously>That wouldn't be at all relevant to the premise we just spent 3500 characters setting up, now would it?>You were a Lyrical Mercenary>A surprisingly lucrative profession, if you say so yourself>Because at the end of the day, there's two things these bands manage to have in common:>Almost everyone is in their mid-20s, and no one's doing this professionally yet>Which means beyond having to practice their sets and meet up for gigs>They also their day jobs to contend with>Some have college courses to attend>Most often have both>And sometimes? A bandmate couldn't make a show because they spent all night cramming for an exam and they're totally burnt out>Or their boss is being a huge dick and sprung overtime on them on nights when they already had a show lined up>Or a litany of other reasons that resulted in the same thing: a band was down a member and needed someone to slot in on short notice>That's where the Mercenaries came in>Musicians unaffiliated with any band who were happy to fill in those missing slots... for a fee>(You) were far from the only one, of course>But if you were to let yourself crow a bit, you were absolutely the best Mercenary in the city>(You) are Power Chord, and ever since you were a snotty little baby, playing with the toy drum you mother bought you to distract and wear you out while she fucked the pool boy, music was your life>As you grew up and got more acquainted with it, there wasn't an instrument you didn't try your damndest to master if you could get your hands on it>And at Crystal Prep Academy, with its' ludicrously funded music department (along with every other department being flush with cash, who was Principal Cinch fucking?)>That meant you got your hands on quite a few of them>The end result being an incredibly well-rounded proficiency with all manner of instruments>Guitars of all stripes (Lead, Bass, Rhythm), drums, violin, piano - even the mighty keytar>There hadn't been a request for mercenary work that crossed your way that you hadn't been able to fulfill yet>Your ability to slot into any role had made you quite in demand>From running drums for Flash Sentry and his Flash Drive>Shredding lead guitar for Photo Finish's Snapshots>You once even took the stage with Octavia Melody for a cello duel at her behest>Your most prominent and persistent clients, though?>Easily The Rainbooms>Fielding seven members all with incredibly busy lives meant that more often than not at least one of them simply couldn't make a performance here and there>Whether the bassist Applejack had put off the harvest for too long and couldn't leave the farm>Or keytarist Rarity had deadlines to meet for her boutique that simply couldn't be pushed back further
>>43204267>Or the drummer Pinkie Pie finally crashed after a week straight of partying and working overtime at her bakery job and was going to go into a coma for at least 48 hours>Or anything the rest of the group couldn't hold off any longer>They made for a most lucrative group on your end>And tonight was no different>The aforementioned Pinkie Pie was in the midst of another one of her sugar comas, leading you to take up the role for them>You all performed exceptionally, naturally>This was far from your first time working with the Rainbooms, and despite not being a member you had picked up on their cadence as if you'd founded the band by this point>So when the crowd for the decently sized auditorium they'd managed to pack erupted, you simply basked in it with them>(That and finally let out a deep breath behind the mask you were wearing)>(Mercenaries tended to make it very apparent that they weren't a member of the band they were working for - some of them took to wearing elaborate costumes that clashed against the rest of the group's aesthetic, along with stage names)>(You kept it simple: a green full face mask that Rarity had very kindly stitched together for you, obscuring your face and replacing it with a massive question mark)>(Your stage name? Anonymous)>After a time Rainbow Dash finally grew tired of soaking up cheers and called it a night>Leading you to your least favorite part of the experience:>The post show bar crawl>Now, don't get you wrong>You liked working with The Rainbooms, they were an exceptionally talented band>And individually, they all seemed like pretty cool ladies>But you regretted your inability to turn down the bar crawl>(Too many wide, expecting eyes on you at once, you weren't made of stone!)>But whenever you went on these crawls, you... pretty much became an afterthought to them>Not maliciously>At least you don't think>But this was a group of friends who had known each other, some of them for over a decade now>They knew each other like the back of their own hands>And trying to slip into that group dynamic was like trying to get around a brick wall by running straight through it>Splat>So, they chattered among themselves, shared in-jokes that were years in the making, and you...>You just kinda existed at the same table as them>In the least the 'newest' member of their group (still a present part of their troupe by half a decade at this point), Twilight Sparkle realized you were still there>And she was always happy to engage you in conversation if someone else wasn't taking up her attention>Though admittedly it was mostly a conversation with her at the head, so it lead to a lot of scientific jargon that flew so far over your head it was laughable>It was much the same when she talked about her burgeoning magic theories (She and Sunset were pretty much the brains of this operation when it came to their activities regarding that stuff, and it showed)
>>43204268>In the least, being the complete librosexual that she was, she was all too happy to discuss literature with you on top of all that, which was much more easier for you to keep up and actually engage with>So when you weren't filling in for her these bar crawls often times turned into a two-person book club between the two of you>Tonight's discussion on the character motivations of "Middlemarch"'s Dorothea Brooke and her disastrous pursuit of Edward Casuabon wasn't going so well, however>Rainbow Dash had bullied Twilight into "living a little tonight">By which she meant actually drinking instead of enjoying a soda while everyone else drank alcohol>Which led to the bookworm enjoying her first Cuba Libra, or rum and coke>It also led everyone to realizing that Twilight was a complete fucking lightweight (something that probably should've been apparent in the first place, given that she wasn't a prominent drinker in the slightest)>You thought she was trying to say something about Tertius Lydgate's subplot, but she was slurring her words so badly that she could've been talking about Typhoid and sewer grates for all you could tell>Then she lost her balance and smacked her head on the table>The sudden bang caused everyone at the table to jump>And the den mother, Applejack, to take stock of everyone>Rainbow Dash was holding her own, to your continued surprise>She was like five feet even and had at best 5% bodyfat>You have no idea where she got the alcohol tolerance she had from>Or where it all went>Rarity was currently trying to let Applejack wear her like a scarf, hanging off the farmgirl and giggling shamelessly>Bit too much wine for that one, but AJ certainly didn't mind>Fluttershy was sleeping in the booth already, with four drained daiquiris in front of her>And Sunset...>Well, Sunset left already>She had an early morning to get ready for, with a fairly major psychology exam waiting for her>"Alrigh', I think we're about done here for th' night.">Rainbow Dash immediately started whining and protesting while you got out of your chair to check on Twilight>Fortunately, she hadn't headbutted the table nearly as hard as it had sounded>There was a bit of a mark but she hadn't broke the skin at all>Still, it was prudent to be sure"You alright there, Twilight? Brain still in one piece?">The young woman groaned, standing up on spaghetti legs and immediately putting both hands on the table to steady herself>"Feeling... dizzy.""Rum, coke, and head trauma will do that to you. Lets get you home, huh?">Applejack interjected at that point>"Ah, don' worry about it, Anon.">Your stage name had become a bit of a nickname among the group, which was fine>"Ah'll handle gettin' her home, don't you worry.">You eyed Applejack, taking stock of her... current stock>Rarity was currently coiled around her neck, hanging on for dear life
>>43204269>The farmgirl was also carrying Fluttershy, still snoozing away, over her shoulder like she was carrying a sack of flour"Your load looks pretty heavy already, AJ. Though I guess Rainbow Dash could take her?">You turned to face Rainbow Dash...>And got a distinctly empty space where there used to be a lead vocals and guitarist>From the front of the bar you could hear Rainbow Dash call out 'see ya guys later I already paid for my part byyeee!'>Goddamnit, Rainbow"... Or she could ditch us. That would've at least been one drunk for each of us to handle. Much fairer odds.">"True, but still. Ah got this.""And I still insist. You shouldn't have to ferry everyone home yourself, super strength or not.">Twilight stared between the two of you>She blinked one eye, then the other before really registering the conversation>"'Non, you'll walk me home?""Of course I will. It's not far, right?">"Yeah! I mean, no? Um. Yes, it's not far.">Twilight perked up at the offer, stumbling over and grasping at your forearm>You turned to Applejack and shrugged"Looks like she's on board. I'd say be careful getting those two home, but Hell, Fluttershy weighs like, what, a few grapes?">Applejack gave you a look that you couldn't quite place>Narrowing her eyes but giving you what mostly felt like a genuine smile>"... Right, she's a dainty thing. You take care of your charge too, y'hear? Ah'll be right cross if y'don't.""Wouldn't dream of it. Goodnight AJ, Rarity.">And with that you split up>The crawl tonight had seen you across three establishments tonight, and this last one was definitely in the nicer, more upscale part of town>Incidentally, Twilight's apartment wasn't too far off from it>You honestly couldn't believe she bothered moving out, especially since her actual mansion wasn't even that far off from the apartment she was renting out>You had asked about it before and she said she wanted the full college experience, and she wasn't going to get that living at home and commuting to Horsepun University>(The fact that she was matriculating at Horsepun was also fucking mindblowing, Twilight was a goddamn genius)>Not that Horsepun was a bad school by any means, but she should absolutely be studying at Harvard, or... was there anything better than Harvard? (Ultra Harvard?)>You didn't really know any prestigious schools beyond the ones everyone already knew via cultural osmosis>Either way, you had pointed out the 'real' college experience would've been sharing a cramped dorm on campus>Not renting out a high rise in the rich part of town>In the face of that point, she just got sheepish and admitted that she was nervous about living with a total stranger>And>At the moment you kind of wish she'd put on that sheepish air, because drunk Twilight doesn't know how to walk
>>43204271>After just five minutes and two blocks she'd tried to stumble into the road three times too many for your liking>Which led you to your current situation, holding her hand firmly to ensure that she didn't try to wander off to her death again>"I'm not THAT tipsy, I'm just walking a little diagonally... the sidewalk is being purposefully wobbly...">You simply responded to her by quirking up an eyebrow>'Tipsy' was a slurring of the speech and a stumble here and there>This was some legendary levels of alcohol intolerance>You hoped Rainbow kept her peer pressure to herself in the future, but you imagined this was going to be a more common occurrence>When you didn't respond verbally Twilight simply got a stupid smile on her face, violet eyes dipping down to the hand you were currently holding on to (cupped, not interlocked)>"Thank you for holding my hand... I promise I'm not going to fall. Again.""You'll forgive me if I don't entirely believe that, Twilight. I'm just going to hold on to this for safekeeping until we get you home, alright?">That just got a giggle out of her>"You really didn't have to walk me all the way home, you know. My apartment's literally on the opposite side of town from yours, after all!">You're pretty sure if you WEREN'T walking her home she'd be in the middle of the road either passed out or making a complete nuisance of herself>... Or Applejack would be desperately trying to corral two drunken goblins and one sleepy lush right about now>Your mouth thinned at the comment about your own apartment, but you let it slide without comment>"But you still did, and you said... you said, 'Of course I'll walk you home!' like it was so easy and not a burden. You're really nice, Anon.">The woman suddenly throws her free hand in the air, before resting her palm over her eyes>"I only had one drink! ONE! And now my brain is being very unscientific. You don't mind if I talk a lot, right? Because all my thoughts are gathering together in a big circle and chanting 'Okay Twilight, confession time'!">Twilight punctuated that last sentence with a few pumps of her arms, trying to mimic a cheerleader with pom-poms>You simply shrugged at that>You were kind of curious what someone like her would have to 'confess' to, anyway>What, turn in a few library books too late?"Sure, if you feel like talking, I'm all ears. What's on your mind?">"I had a lot of fun tonight... with the girls, I mean.">You managed to keep your mouth from turning down at that addendum, though you think even if you let the hurt on your face show Twilight wouldn't have noticed>Was that necessary?>"Rainbow was loud and trying to talk to everyone at once, Sunset was moody... Rarity tried to order something more expensive than my grocery budget, and my heart nearly stopped!""That's saying a lot, given who's saying that.">Twilight blearily turns her head to stare at you, and she smiles
>>43204275>"I really appreciate you keeping an eye on me tonight, even when I couldn't articulate myself properly... and when my elbow slipped and I knocked my head on the table, you were the first one there to make sure I was okay. That made my chest feel warm... not from the alcohol, but from knowing I mattered to someone.">She wasn't kidding when she warned you about being chatty>It felt nice to hear someone say that, though>Twilight suddenly gained an introspective look on her face>"It's funny... I'm not majoring in it like Sunset, but I study psychology all the time. A lot of the magic that leaks into our world is heavily influenced by emotions - both negative and positive. I understand a lot of the concepts, but... I'm really bad at saying how I feel. About you.">You were a bit blindsided, there, and it apparently showed on your face because Twilight immediately kept rambling>"I don't want to mess things up! So I keep it locked up. Do you ever think about how sad that is? We keep our feelings towards the people who mean the most to us locked away, refuse to be honest about them... because we're scared of being honest with those people the most.""It is kind of ironic, I guess. The people we should be most comfortable with are the ones we worry the most about upsetting, so we maintain a status quo with them. In a way, you can be more honest with strangers because, well, who cares, right? You don't know them enough to hold their opinions of you in esteem.">Even through her bleary gaze Twilight seems to register that you understand, offering you a ten-megawatt smile and nodding so enthusiastically she rocks unsteadily on her feet, causing you both to have to stop walking until she stops swaying>"That's right! Exactly what I was thinking, Anon!">Twilight lets out a loud sigh of contentment, stumbling forward and pulling you along, sidling a bit closer to you as she does>"I think I like walking with you like this... just us. The streets are quiet, the night air is crisp. It feels safe. I feel safe.">The fact that you were in the part of town that the local police patrolled the most was probably a factor in that>You couldn't help but glance around, your eyes set to look for threats out of habit that... simply didn't exist in this part of Canterlot City>What few people that were out this late at night were friendly, all smiles and upright postures>Not a single person you and your charge had passed looked like they were capable of throwing a punch without breaking their thumb>As you considered the baffling income disparity that could exist in even a town as small as this, you stumbled slightly as Twilight suddenly bumped into you, leaning way more heavily on your person>When you looked down at her (having a whole head and a half of height on the young woman), you found her grinning that stupid sort of grin you could only find on drunks who'd taken leave of social inhibition
>>43204277>"Also, you smell really nice. What kind of shampoo do you use? My brain's decided that's important information!">You perked up a brow at that>You're fairly certain if this girl was just slightly more sober she'd be mortified of both the question and the insinuation that she'd been sniffing you"Honestly, I just grab the cheapest bar I can find. Couldn't tell you what brand or even the intended scent for a million bits.">With that (and a bit of a disappointed pout), you gently push Twilight forward to get her off of you>Her apartment isn't that far off, right? Please.>Despite failing to give her the information she desired, the young woman rebounds from this disappointment to sigh contentedly and stumble without a care in the world>"You know, most people don't go out of their way for me like this. They think I'm responsible, that I always have myself 'put together'.">Couldn't fathom where people got that idea from>(You knew for a fact that Twilight used a level to make sure her bangs were perfectly straight, but you refrained from pointing that out right now)>"Tonight though... you let me let my hair down and be messy, even if I went a little too far and couldn't talk about "Middlemarch" like we planned to. Tert... Tet... Lydgate's name is hard to say tonight! My tongue's tied up in knots...">Technically that was more Rainbow making her let her hair down tonight and you not being in charge of her, giving that Twilight is a grown ass adult>But you suppose you could've just drank her rum and coke and made the point moot>(Rum and whiskey are good friends, even, you probably would've been fine)>"I liked that. I like... you.">Did you hear that right?>As you're about to ask the young woman suddenly stomps her foot and throws her chin in the air>"There! I said it! Not just like, oh, you're nice, but like... I appreciate your presence. Your kindness, the way you listen patiently about magic and my scientific studies even though I can see on your face that you don't really understand what I'm talking about." >That wasn't untrue, but you did feel like kind of an idiot when she said it like that>"Everyone's gotten so casual about the magic in this city, and hardly anyone wants to listen about chemistry and biology, but you let me gush.">Twilight stares at you with a bright smile on her face, and continues to bulldoze this conversation>"If I were sober, I would NEVER say this out loud... but since I'm scientifically compromised? I think you're attractive, too. Not just on a physical level, but... urgh.">Judging by the expression on her face, it looked like it was causing her physical pain to get this next bit past her lips, 'scientific compromise' or not>"Your... energy and vibes.">Honestly? You're floored>Twilight Dolores Sparkle using the phrase 'vibes' unironically?>Someone must've broke the thermostat in Hell
>>43204278>"You make me feel calm when you're with us on stage. Normally my brain's calculating all the ways the performance can go wrong, but you never let the pressure get to you. You're so relaxed that it's really easy to just follow your lead and really enjoy the show. I've never mentioned it, but I really appreciate that...">Twilight suddenly glances around>You can see recognition cutting through her hazy gaze>"We're almost at my building... that went faster than I thought. I kind of don't want the walk to end yet... not because I don't want to go home, of course, but because I want to stay in your company just a little longer.">As the pair of you find your way to the gated entrance of her apartment complex, and Twilight fiddles with her purse to find her ID, she still has more to say>"I always thought that feelings were something you had to analyze and break down to understand, but with you, they're just... there. Simple, warm. Not complicated. I wish I could walk you back home so you didn't have to make your way back alone, but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?">You can't help but chuckle quietly at that>It helped quash the relief that she wasn't going to try and follow you 'home'"Just a bit, Twilight. Do you need help there?">"I got it! Just.. give me a minute.">You watch with amusement as the poor girl pulls out a set of keys, a library card, her college ID (which she tries several times before realizing why it wasn't working, to her great embarrassment), an unattached keychain of a cheap little plastic dog that vaguely resembles hers, and then,>"Ta-da!">Her ID card for the gate, well done>As your walk continues, so does your friend's talking>"I always want to be brave and ask you to hang out more, like... all the time - but then my brain does what it does best and thinks up the worst case for every possible outcome." >"Like, What if you're too busy?" ("I'm usually not."), >"What if you aren't interested?" ("I would be, most likely."), >"What if I'm annoying and talk too much?" ("You make it endearing, usually.")>"But tonight, I don't feel too scared to ask -">Twilight stares up at you with a puzzled expression, suddenly>"Which is weird, and probably the alcohol now that I say it out loud, but... also wonderful. Can we... do this again? Preferably with less rum involved. But the walking, being close... I liked all of it. Hearing your voice so close to my ear, the way you let me set the pace and didn't rush me... I want to get to know you better, Anon.">Twilight fired off another rapid-fire series at you, then>"Like, what's your favorite place to go when you're tired?" ("Bed? Kind of an obvious one, Twilight.")>"What music do you listen to when you can't sleep?" ("Something with a low BPM to calm my brain down.")>"What do you dream about when no one's watching?">That one struck you harder than the rest of her inane line of questioning, to the point that you actually stopped walking
>>43204280>Twilight kept walking, but given that you were still holding her hand, she quickly stopped making progress moving forward and stared back at you questioningly>You looked at her, really looked at her, with her glazed over eyes and flushed cheeks and that little grin on her face that was both incredibly cute, and an excellent indicator that that massive brain of hers wasn't fully all there right now>And you couldn't help but be honest"... Belonging somewhere. Really belonging.">The violet-skinned girl simply stares at you for a few moments more before erupting into some giggles>"I'm being really forward, aren't I?""... Just a bit.">You tamped down your disappointment, and kept walking, prompting her to do so>"I want to learn all of that and more. I've been holding this in for a long time. When I see you laugh with the others, I get this tight feeling in my chest, like. I want to be the one that made you laugh like that. I want to be the one you come home to, and tell your day to.">As she rambles, Twilight pulls you in directions more confidently despite her stumbling gait, clearly having a better idea of where she is now compared to earlier>Before long you stand before the door leading to her apartment, and, perhaps predictably, the yap continues as she fishes for her keys>"I always tell myself not to be weird, but I find that worry really distant tonight. I really like you, Anon. Enough to not even feel mortified that you're seeing me like this. I feel safe.">With her keys retrieved, you're now privy to a show of the Twilight trying and failing to thread the needle and put it in her keyhole>After a few moments you gently reach out and steady her hands so that she can actually get the key in>She offers you a very grateful smile and giggles>"You're being very patient with me right now... and that's just making me like you more, you know.">Twilight pushes the door open and takes a few shaky steps inside her home>She looks back at you, waiting>And despite yourself you follow after her>Twilight's apartment is...>'Lavish' doesn't seem strong enough of a world>'Luxurious' might be in the ballpark>Part of you wonders if Miss Moneybags over here brought this high end furniture from her room at home or if her parents kitted her out with brand new stuff just for this place>You honestly wouldn't be surprised by the latter at all>"You know what I want to do?">Twilight snaps you out of your envious appraisal of her living room>(You're pretty sure the carpet is authentic Persian)>"There's a really nice cafe near the library in this area, with cozy booths and window seats. We should go there! I'll bring a book, you'll bring...">Twilight stared at you>Then kept doing so for just long enough to make things awkward before her brain rebooted>"You could bring... you! And we can just... talk. About whatever we want. I've always wanted to do that with you, but I didn't know how to say that without sounding... desperate."
>>43204288 >You really aren't sure how to take that, to be honest>Desperate as in she thinks asking you out would be a desperate move, or as in she wouldn't know how to word it without sounding... overeager?>It didn't sound that way to you. so...>"But I don't want to be hung up on things like that. I want to be with you, so I'm saying it as boldly as I can.">Twilight kicked off her shoes in a lackadaisical fashion you're pretty sure she'd never do sober, and started to stumble towards a door across the room>She stopped just short of it to make eye contact with you again, and smiled lopsidedly>"I don't want tonight to be a sudsy memory, I want it to be the start of something. More walks, more talks, and more of your time. But I'm going to pass out in my bed, now.">At that, Twilight opened her bedroom door and stepped inside, but not before she poked her head out of the frame>"I hope I remember this courage, but even if I don't, I hope I remember how you made me feel... safe and seen. Thank you for walking me home, Anon. Lets do this again... just you and me, okay?""Of course, Twilight. You get some rest, okay?">With a cheerful nod, Twilight closed her door>You waited a few moments to make sure you didn't hear her trip over something in her bedroom and fall over>When you were satisfied, you took another glance around the apartment you had been left alone in>Ritzy rugs, handsome leather chairs and a couch, a solid mahogany coffeee table>Pictures covering every inch of the wall>Some friends you recognized, her dog, Spike>Folks that were presumably family>Even having been invited inside, you couldn't shake the feeling that you were trespassing>Like you had no business being in this world>Her kitchen was tucked away, seperated by a half-wall>All sorts of doodads and devices littering the counters that you wondered if she even knew how to use>What were the odds she had a butler or something for this place?>No one answered the door to receive you, so maybe a visiting maid>Either way you looked around the kitchen just for a bit, considering one last favor to leave Twilight with before you left for the night>Procuring a pen and some scrap paper, you began to scribble down a family recipe before you heard the lock to the front door 'clack' as it was engaged>Did Twilight have a roommate?>Glancing over at the door you felt like a deer in headlights>Though that paralyzing shock gave way to confusion as the front door was pushed open>And standing in the doorway was not some upper crust roommate...>But Applejack>The farmgirl stared across the way at you, brow perked up so high it almost disappeared into her bangs>"What'cha writin' there, sugarcube?"
>>43204289Not sure if this is new or if I missed it before but I’d like to see where this goes
>>43204350Wish I could press myself right up against her
>>43204264No need to be sorry about 6K. Some stories need it!Also loving that you included music and the super powers.A nice atmospheric romp so far. :)
>>43204672Yooo Tuesday you gonna update your story this week or are you still on your mini hiatus?
>>43205400Not sure which one I want to unrwap first
>>43205400>>43205515Fucking love these girlies
>>43204711I'm still on my mini-hiatus for two more Tuesdays.I HAVE started writing again, but I want to rebuild the cushion.
>>43205811Understandable. Looking forward to then.>>43205802>>43205805Unf
A smattering of update to satisfy your palette.https://ponepaste.org/11812
>>43206009These are incredible>>43205968Will read this when I have the time
>>43205443AJ.Can't unwrap Rarity until Xmas.
>>43205802>>43205805Great, yet another lewd pic set overshadowed by the fact its artist will never release the full nsfw publicly.This fandom is fun.
>>43204289This is some good stuff! I’m very interested to see where this story goes, we don’t get a lot of greens set after/outside of high school even though you could mine a lot of creative potential from that. Plus the idea of a musical mercenary is neat. Looking forward to more!
>>43185030Still there, Grey? We're waiting for another update!
>>43207105Beautiful flutterbutter
>>43207239top milf
>96k characters into Part 2. Part 1 was 33k. I don't think It's going to end up being nearly as big, since I don't have to set the stage.
>>43205968Still not caught up on all of this. I got to the part where Trixie steals his wallet and laughed though.
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>>43208056>>43208058Can’t imagine how I could NOT plap her until I pass out from exhaustion.
>>43207772Looking forward to the update
>>43204289>"What'cha writin' there, sugarcube?">After the initial surprise of seeing Applejack, you calmed down pretty quickly>You knew the farmgirl after all, so it wasn't like you had to introduce yourself to some stranger and play a game of 'no wait I'm not here to rob you put the phone away'>With that concern making itself apparent and immediately resolving yourself, you got back to your writing"Well, I'm trying to remember my grandfather's hangover cure. He swore by it up until that train accident he caused and them permanently taking away his license. So far I'm recalling tomato juice and sliced ginger. Your family probably has something like this, right? Any suggestions?">Now it's Applejack's turn to seem taken aback, as she walks further into the apartment>You don't miss the way her Mutsu green eyes tick around the place, as if looking to make sure everything's where it's supposed to be>As much as you would love to drag this couch home, AJ, it's clearly a bit too big to shove in your pants pocket>Appreciate the 'subtle' insinuation, though>"Well... that depends. Are y'goin' fer 'so nasty it clears yer head right up' or 'actually helpful for recovering'?">You hum at that, that's a good question"I figure the latter for her first time getting drunk, seems like it'd be cruel to prank her like that when she's already going to be dealing with that sort of headache.">Applejack nods approvingly>"Well that's swell of ya, Anon. In that case ah'd suggest a fruit smoothie; milk, frozen bananers, blueberries, and just a lil' bit of spinach. Maybe some yogurt. Helps calm the stomach down, an' that goes a long way to not feelin' like death in the mornin'.">With her preliminary search of the apartment completed to her satisfaction, Applejack jolts as she realizes something is missing, at least from her field of vision>"Say, where is Twilight, anyway?">You respond as you scribble down Applejack's suggested cure"Well, hopefully she's in her bed right now... face down. I listened for a minute to make sure I didn't hear any faceplanting on the floor or her crashing into whatever furniture she's got in there.">At that, AJ gives you that look again>You really aren't sure what her deal is>"Y'didn't go in after her to make sure?""Shit, AJ, I already feel like I'm intruding in here as it is without going into her personal bedroom. You're free to go make sure she landed safely, if you want.">"Righ'... alright, Anon, ah'll do that.">With that, Applejack exits stage right, entering in Twilight's bedroom while you enter the kitchen>After considering the best place for it, you eventually use one of her fridge magnets to pin it in a place of prominence on her fridge>You sign the bottom of the page>'Two out of seven of your friends recommend this concoction. That might seem like a really bad fraction, but we didn't ask the other five at all. - Anon'
>>43208421>Stepping back into the living room, however>Now it's your turn to have realization strike you like a lightning bolt>You move over to the front door of the apartment, and poke your head out, looking up and down the hall>Applejack calls out behind you>"What'cha doin', Anon?">You pull yourself back into the apartment, giving Applejack an expression of alarm and concern"Uh, AJ? Are you missing some folks? Like, say, a tall, sleepy wallflower and a fashionista who was trying to turn herself into a scarf?">Applejack stares at your confusedly before realizing what you were asking>"Oh! Uh, Don't you fret none, Anon. Ah set them up with one of them Goobers usin' Rarity's phone and called ahead t'let Big Mac to know to expect'em. By this time they should be safe 'n sound in th' guest room.">You almost don't catch her mutter 'at least Fluttershy oughta be' under her breath>You choose wisely not to comment on that>Something far more important was bugging you anyway"That's... unlike you, if you don't mind me saying. Just shoving them in a stranger's car like that. Why would you do that?">And then... Applejack gets that fucking look on her face>You've seen that look before>The way she's not making direct eye contact>Scrunching up her nose and sucking her lips into her mouth>The last time she made this face she made the band fifteen minutes late for a show because she forgot her bass guitar at home and kept making up stories about where it was until everyone else ganged up on her about it>"We should, uh. Probably get goin', Anon. S'a long hike back to the Acres and... where ever you live, surely.">The implication being of course that you wouldn't live in the nice part of town>You do deign to follow Applejack out, though you keep staring at her intently the entire time>The farmgirl is visibly sweating buckets by the time you reach the gate leading out of the complex>You know Applejack>Everyone else in the group calls her 'Mom Friend', 'Den Mother', 'The One Who Makes Sure We Don't Get Arrested', and she takes those titles seriously>So her just... sending two drunks, one of which wasn't even conscious off in a stranger's car?>It goes so far against everything you know about her as a person that you wouldn't initially believe someone telling you she did it>What could be so important that she'd act so contrary to her character?>... Now that you're really thinking about it, what the Hell is she doing here, anyway?>Twilight's apartment was on the opposite side of the city from her farm, it was going to take hours for her to walk back at this rate>Did she just want to make sure you didn't get lost?>No, that doesn't make sense>If Applejack thought you two were lost she would call Twilight to see if you two needed help navigating and then come meet you two in person, most likely>Going to Twilight's apartment by herself doesn't make any sense>Unless...
>>43208423>You feel like a stone's sinking into the bottom of your stomach as an idea suddenly comes together in your mind>You don't want to think it's what's going on here, but it should be easy to prove>You pump the brakes and relax your intense stare on Applejack, leaning back and resting your forearms behind your head>Let the walk lapse into silence to bring the tension in the air to a simmer before you strike up the conversation again"So, did you have a good time tonight?">Nice and casual>Applejack seems to appreciate the new subject and nods, giving you a tired smile>"'Course, Anon. It's always nice to unwind with everyone after a show like that. How 'bout you?""It was nice, yeah. Twilight and I were going to discuss "Middlemarch" more tonight, but she got sidelined by Rainbow 'encouraging' her to try rum, and you know how that went down. Remember how she encouraged Twilight by ordering a rum and coke too so they'd share?">"Heh, yup. And Rainbow downed her glass before Twilight could get three sips in. Really makes ya wonder where she puts it all, that girl could pass for a beanpole ah swear.""Easily. By the way, are you going to join Fluttershy at the shelter this week? I think I remember her asking all of us if anyone could make it, apparently they got a lot of new dogs in after that one grandma died and the surviving family weren't willing to take them in.">"Ah'll definitely try and make time. Those poor critters... it really burns me up how some people can be so cruel like that. In th' least they're all still together, but y'know folks are gonna part 'n parcel'em out... Ah should lean on Granny a lil'. Winona could use some friends.""I'm sure she'd like that, especially since she's getting up in years, right? And hey, how about when Twilight stumbled on the sidewalk, got embarrassed over tripping over her own feet, and tried to veer off into the street?">"Ah, yeah. That poor girl's gonna need to either steer clear'a alcohol or ease more into it, her balance jus' went entirely out the window tonight. Ah was impressed that you managed to corral her out of harm's-">Applejack immediately clams up and 'the look' is back on her face, as her eyes shrink practically to pinpricks>You baited the trap and she stepped right into it>You're pleased with the success... but also incredibly disappointed"Well see, that's something, because that didn't happen until we parted ways at the bar, and we crossed a corner down the block. How did you know that happened, Applejack?">You pick up the pace so that you can round on the farmgirl and stand in her way, staring Applejack directly in the eye"Did you dump Rarity and Fluttershy in a Goober just so you could tail me and Twilight, Applejack?">Applejack outright refuses to meet your gaze>Her face scrunches up even harder"Why would you do that? I would've been perfectly fine if you wanted to join us on the walk.">The scrunching intensifies, but her teeth are starting to grit
>>43208424"Hell, I could've used the help keeping Twilight from walking into traffic or stopping her from faceplanting.">Finally, she breaks out into a full snarl and starts stomping her feet>"Ah wanted to make sure y'weren't a creep, alrigh'?!">The farmgirl's face is tinged with color, but you already know it's out of annoyance than anything demure>"Ah wanted to see what kind'a guy y'were when you were alone, so I hung back t'make sure Twilight was safe with ya.">And there's the confirmation>You had a feeling, but you were naive enough to hope that maybe you were off base about it"... I can't believe you.">You turn on your heel and start stomping off, your own face burning with embarrassment>Applejack immediately takes off, matching your gait despite her shorter stature>"Look, Anon. It weren't nothin' personal. Ah was jus'.... apprehensive. Yer a damn fine musician but we don' really know ya that well, is all.">Honestly?>Part of you can even understand that>Applejack was just looking out for one of her friends, that's something a good friend would do>But that mistrust still stings in your chest>You look back to stare at her sternly, trying and mostly succeeding to keep the bitterness out of your face"Well, it's not like we regularly hang out after gigs for hours at a time. Wait, shit, we do do that. Honestly, I don't know why you all even bother inviting me to the crawls afterwards.">"Yer part of the show, Anon. Of course we're gonna invite ya to hang out afterwards, it's th' courteous thing to do.""Yeah, and it's like hanging out with a big polycule. Or at least two really intense couples. I legitimately think this is the longest conversation we've had outside of work, Applejack.">Applejack flinches back as if struck, but going by the hesitation on her face she knows she really can't refute what you're saying>"...Yer right, Anon. Ah should've made the effort. Then we wouldn't be in this situation righ' now t' begin with. Ah'm sorry.">It's really hard to stay mad at someone who sounds so sincere, damnit>You chew on your lower lip, trying to stew and keep some of that anger nice and hot>But you can already feel yourself cooling down>With a defeated sigh, you just shake your head"You're a good friend, Applejack. I can tell. I'd just like to see some of that my way.">"Ah'll try from here on out. Y'really do seem like a solid guy, if it helps. Treated Twilight real courteously even with'er getting rambunctious as she was. Very respectable.">That... gives you pause"How close were you following us, anyway? Could you hear us talking?">"Nah, ah was keepin' my distance t'be safe. Ah heard her shout a few times but couldn't really make out at her normal volume. Ah admit ah am a mite curious...">You keep your sigh of relief internal"She was just getting really passionate about her opinions on the latest Daring Do movie adaptation versus the source material, is all.">Applejack seems to pick up on your bullshit, though
>>43208426>"Righ'. And the truth is?""Well, the truth is that's what I'm going to tell her if she asks about it in the future, so I think that's good enough for you.">Now, you're getting blasted with Applejack's other signature look>One of her eyebrows is perked up while the other furrows, a small frown slipping over her face>"Anon...">Any of the girls would be sweating already, but you just look at Applejack like she's an idiot"I get that you take the 'Mom Friend' title seriously, but that doesn't make you entitled to your friend's private conversations. Especially after stalking them. Put that eyebrow back where it belongs.">Applejack grimaces, but, given that you are very thoroughly on the moral high ground right now, complies>Before long your walk leads you back to the bar where this all started"Now, I think this is where we part ways. Sweet Apple Acres is... thataway? And I'm going this way.">You gesture in the appropriate directions, to which Applejack nods>"Righ'. Listen, Ah'm sorry again. For not trustin' you, and bein' nosy. Next time we hang out ah'll make an effort. Ah kinda wanna know who you think is datin' who in this group here.""Tch. No prizes for guessing you and Rarity. But sure, I'll hold on to my other guesses until then.">"Right cruel of ya, heh. Good night, Anon.">With that, the two of you part ways>Applejack makes her way northeast - in the direction of her farm relative to the bar>You veer straight south, turning a corner...>... And then waiting about five minutes just to make sure she's good and gone>When you're confident you won't be spotted, you return to the bar parking lot>Making a beeline for the very back, to an ancient, boxy, ugly ass van parked as far back as you could've managed>This piece of shit was forged in the 1980s, as far as you can tell>Some real vintage Mystery Machine shit>It gets at best 9 miles a gallon and it smells like burnt oil most of the time>But it's your baby>Your chariot glorious royal purple with some stubborn rust spots>And along the side is a truly majestic airbrushed mural of a classic wizard, complete with giant hat, massive gray beard, and starry robe>This master of the arcane faces directly forward and scowls at the world>Flipping everyone who perceives it the bird with both hands, which are on fucking fire>The piece of shit van? 600>This mural? 1500>And it was worth every fucking bit>You head around to the back and open it up>The cargo area is fairly crowded>Featuring a massive bag of clothes that you really need to get around to running through a laundromat>A display stand for your beat up, well loved bass and lead guitars, the only instruments you personally own>And a twin sized mattress to really sell your current situation>Closing the door behind you, you leap onto the mattress, groaning as the old memory foam is currently suffering from Alzheimer's, the way you feel every inch of the flooring underneath as you land on it>Home sweet home
>>43208427That was a really good interaction with Applejack there.
>>43207105>>43208056>>43208058That breedable body was designed for jiggling that softness around every time you rut into her
>>43208056>>43208058It's a real shame he draws her and other winged MLP characters wingless most of the time. Same for most artists that draw them humanoid really.
>>43209135I agree. Wings look really nice on humanizations.
>>43209135Wow only 8 times? I would've guessed it'd be more than that.
Drew a Sci-Twi to cash in on the hot new art trendhttps://files.catbox.moe/k0us4w.png
>>43209735I like it!
>>43208529idk what definition of nice we're working with here, she stalked him and tried to pry into his personal business
>>43210177I said it was good, as in I think it was well written.
>>43210896...Wrong thread?
>>43211054Fucking beautiful...Wish I could slip my dick right between their tits squishing together like that. That would be divine.
>>43211551That little glim in Trixie's hat is so cute!
>>43212216Cute
I'm caught up in lots of things but I'll respond to more when I get the chance.>>43211054Nice to see more like these.>>43188804>the post before this one had a typo, in case you want to fix it for a future pastebin>>Catchign the bus at the last second.Right then, I'll do that.>The awkward date at the end was good too and makes me want to read more, even if I did feel bad for Sunset. yeah, i'm really enjoying this one Grey, thanks for writing the promptI'm glad you liked it. CHS Sunset is going to tie into the Pinkie one coming up now that I will have time tomorrow to write more.I actually haven't written Sunset in a long time now that I think about it. I might do an epilogue with Mama Sunset too. I usually don't really like the way Anon tends to be written and I want to at least try to do something more different with the Anons I write, and I don't feel like I have.>>43207239I'll get to it, don't worry.I'll be posting more EqG content that's on the way.
>>43209735I don't understand the trend, but this is a wardrobe malfunction of an unusual (and sexy) kind. Good job Butts.
>>43212969I understand your frustration. Anon is way harder to write than any of the mane 6 imo>I'm glad you liked it.Fuck yeah, I did.>I might do an epilogue with Mama SunsetDon't make me beg...It actually might be good timing though. There's a VA in the Sunset thread right now that's accepting scripts for voice/ASMR stuff. Pretty much everybody agrees that she sounds like MILF Sunset.I had your green in mind the whole time while listening to this:https://youtu.be/YkCubjMujeE
>>43214208Very nice tomboy athlete
>>43187868>>43187870>>43201416Would bust a nut in these hags
>>43214896Very sweaty too.
>>43215117Just imagining her chasing me down, easily catching me, then pressing those huge tits onto me as she "roughhouses" me with increasing mutual nakedness is getting me hard.
Quick Luna sketch
>>43215369Very well done sketch anon
>>43215407Thank ya anon!
>>43214226>It actually might be good timing though. There's a VA in the Sunset thread right now that's accepting scripts for voice/ASMR stuff. Pretty much everybody agrees that she sounds like MILF Sunset.I did not know this. Though to be fair, I'm often too lazy to leave this general and browse the board anymore. I absolutely will write the epilogue, though. I'll just start doing more stuff tomorrow now because I got sidetracked drawing a "hand shadow covering breasts" meme image for the respective bandwagon while the trend is still pretty fresh, but I'm already almost finished with that.>>43214208>>43215117Excellent choice of images.>>43215369I really like it! Her posing makes her look really distinguished and giant wings just feel right for a humanized alicorn.
>>43215369Really nice. Tall, elegant and imposing... really feels like Luna. Also love the large, majestic wings and long, flowing hair.titsnotbignuff
>>43215905>>43216276I wish a bunch of huge titted girls would smother me into submission
>>43214924>>43214989How could I not? Just look at them!
>>43216756Just tell them you have Equestrian magic stored in your balls and it needs to cum out.
I need to plow this cute retard like waist deep snow off the street in front of a fire station.
>>43217694Based.>>43215896Following up on this, I only just now started finishing up my little sidequest, but I'll get to writing soon. Will try not to take too much time cooking it up.
>>43218205Hot Derpy
>>43217694god she is so cute
>>43216276Art-2u sure likes the Dazzlings.
>>43219076Equestrian magic is stored in the tits
>>43219390>Spike trying not to get a boner like:
>>43211054peak unf>>43215369She is beautiful anon
>>43208427Getting invested already. You continuing soon?
>>43220182How nice of them to help each other stay clean together
Alexander Grey is my Halo game fuel.
>>43220182>>43220574Hell yeah these pics are the good stuff
Well?
>>43221010Get a tan, Casper!
>>43221010>"...Have you looked in the mirror lately, lil miss ?"
>>43219390
>>43208427>>43219761Right about now.>With that dramatic night behind you, life pretty much returns to normal>As you suspected, Twilight didn't breach the subject of her tipsy confession or act any different around you>And as you elaborated to Applejack, you weren't going to remind her>You recalled a few things about the latest Daring Do movie she did hate and were able to convince her of your cover story pretty easily, to which she apologized profusely for ranting your ear off about terrible greedy movie studios and the perverse glee they surely get off on, getting important details like the exact shade of beige Daring Do's wardrobe wrong>... That is to say, she apologized profusely 'again', because that was neither the first and would absolutely not be the last time you're going to hear about something like that from your nerdy friend>Now, you know full well that there's plenty of guys that would've given their masturbating arm to catch a girl like Twilight Sparkle's attention>She's Scrooge McDuck loaded, she's unfathomably intelligent, cute as a button, and her constant state of anxiety is pretty endearing most of the time>And yes, you're aware of all those things and absolutely appreciate them>You just don't trust a thing drunk people say>Fuck, man>Your own mother looked you in the face with a wine glass in hand and told you that she loved you plenty of times>... Then she wouldn't even look in your fucking direction, still sipping from that goddamn glass as your dad shoved that check into your hands, told you to get the fuck out of his house, and->Whoa ho, hey>Very sneaky, brain, but how about you put those memories right back in their box this instant>The point is, you didn't trust like that, for issues you weren't super keen on elaborating on>If Twilight really felt that way she could convey it sober>But that was neither here or there right now>Right now, you're at a practice session with Flash Drive, slotting into the drums once again>Brawly Beats had a sudden death in the family that's got him out of state entirely to attend the service, and he'll be out of reach for the next two weeks>Just enough time to miss a gig Flash Sentry had lined up>So with a quick ring on your busted ass cellphone, here you are, filling your calendar for the next two weeks on your schedule and getting back into the groove with this group>Flash Drive's one of your less frequent clients, due to their members being so close knit>They're pretty much the only band that had formed in Canterlot High far before the Sirens came and gave everyone the bug, after all>Flash's brand of "I'll have her home by 9PM sir!" super safe pop rock takes some getting used to, but you can hang>Honestly, a few days of practicing the setlist Flash's cooked up for their next show, you're pretty confident can do your part in your sleep>To the point that when you get a call mid-practice you didn't even hesitate to pull your phone out of your pocket
>>43221449>Lurching your head against your shoulder to hold your cell in place while you continue to plug away at your midtom and snare"Ahoy hoy - I didn't look at what number this is, so who we got here?">"Yo Anon! It's Rainbow Dash. What's that racket? Sounds gay.">You hope Flash can't hear your phone over your drumming, or else he's going to be bummed out>If Rainbow's calling his setlist gay, well shit, who would know better?"I'm in the middle of a practice with Flash Drive. What's up, Dash?">"You're working with Flash Drive? Man. Do you think you can get them to wrap up soon so you can get over to my house? We've got a practice going on here today too, I finished writing up an awesome new song I wanna get some practice in on and I figured you ought to come over so you can learn it too.""That's not really my call Dash, besides, I'm pretty much spoken for. Flash already booked me for the rest of the month. First come first serve, you know that.">"Dude, c'mon. It's Flash Drive. We're the Rainbooms. How are you gonna pick them over us? We're going to start in about an hour, try not to be late.">You were about to respond with something along the lines of 'Their money is as green as everyone else's', but Rainbow almost immediately hung up on you when she was done talking>You can't help but grimace as you let your brick of a phone slide off your shoulder and onto the floor>It's fine, it's basically indestructible>Rainbow's always been pushy like that, when she wants something she's pretty much used to getting it>Tough kitty toenails though, you're not going to ditch a client, that's just terrible business>Especially when the money's already in your account and you're pretty damn tired of eating off value menus>Tonight Anon's going to eat some motherfucking actual people food>Or probably Denny's>The sound of your brick-like phone crashing onto the floor causes all the rest of the band to jolt>Flash gives you a look>"You alright, Anon?""Sorry about that. Got a call, can't really afford to ignore'em with a business like mine.">"... Jeez man, you're a machine, it didn't sound like you missed a beat at all.">You just give Flash, Ringo, and Sandalwood a grin"That's why they pay me the big bucks. Lets get back to it, eh?">With a brief, shared laugh, you all get back to practice>...>...>A few hours later, with a nice burn in your arms, you scroll through your phone after leaving Flash's place>Rainbow Dash completely blew up your brick, goddamn>Several texts that range from antsy but curious to pretty damn aggressive>And one voicemail that you just went ahead and deleted rather than subject yourself to>You fired off a quick "I told you, I'm booked. Can't be helped." text before putting your phone away and parking about two blocks away from your actual next destination:>The Canterlot City Animal Shelter>You'd been giving some thought to what Applejack said that night
>>43221451>The girls really didn't know you that well>And while you personally felt that a lot of that was on them>It did give you the idea of trying to make some inroads with them on a more personal level, instead of trying to pierce through the thick hide that was them as a massive group>So, that's what's led to you visiting this drab building on a lovely Sunday afternoon>Instead of being at a Denny's demolishing a fucking Slamburger>Fluttershy basically lives at this place, as far as you can tell>It's basically the only thing she ever talks about during the post-show outings>'Oh gosh, you should really see the cat we got recently', 'Mr. Feathers said the funniest thing the other day', 'We got a new Labrador in and his name is Hamburger, can you believe that?'>You can in fact believe that, people name their pets stupid shit all the time>You don't really have anything against animals, per se>Your parents simply didn't want one running around the house, getting fur all over the place and shitting everywhere>And now, well, now you live in a fucking van, so subjecting a small animal to that kind of environment seems incredibly irresponsible>You can't directly talk to animals like Fluttershy, but you can pretty much figure out what the dogs want (food, playtime, the chance to shit)>Honestly, you get a little more into it, probably owing to not having the chance to actually have a pet as you mentioned already>To the point you don't even realize you're eventually not alone until a bit of pink catches in your peripheral vision>When you look over Fluttershy's staring at you like a deer in headlights>And just... keeps doing so, to the point that the person with her that you didn't initially notice feels the need to clear his throat>"Ahem. Well, as you can see, we have another volunteer for once. Do show them how we do things around here, won't you, Fluttershy? I'll be up front at the reception desk if either of you need me.">With that the presumed receptionist gets the Hell out of dodge, leaving you in this suffocating atmosphere>You decided to break the ice first"Hey there, Fluttershy. Sorry I'm unannounced, but I remember you mentioning the Shelter was a bit overwhelmed with all the new dogs that came in. Thought I'd make an appearance at some point to help out.">She's still just fucking staring at you"I, uh. It sounds like I'll be in your care for the next few hours, so if I do anything wrong please tell me?">The awkwardness of this conversation is so dense you're pretty sure if it fell over on you you'd be crushed like a bug>Eventually Fluttershy finally nods and hurries away to deal with the cats in the shelter, instead>And that just about sets the tone for the entire rest of your time in the Animal Shelter>When you finish dealing with the dogs and move on to the cats, she moves on to the small contingency of birds that the shelter hosts>You swear despite her fleeing your presence you can still feel her eyes on you
>>43221452>But when you give in and glance around there's no one there>Eerie>Part of you really wonders if Fluttershy got hit as a kid or something, no one is just naturally this jittery>You'd love to ask, maybe even potentially bond over shitty parents, but the woman's rejected every stab you've taken at small talk>It's only at the end of your visit that you finally get something out of Fluttershy>As you exit the front doors of the Shelter she hesitates and looks directly at you>Rubbing at her arm nervously before finally getting the nerve to say,>"...Rainbow Dash was really mad you bailed on us today.">And then there she goes, power walking away before you can properly respond>Well shit, now you can't tell if this was her being shy or showing solidarity for her pissed off friend>Both, maybe?>Little Miss Dash is just going to have to deal, she knows your policies>...>...>About a week into your contracted period with Flash Drive, you've got their setlist down pat>Their BPM is a bit slower than you're used to, so having to hold back like this is actually kind of a fun challenge>Especially when you're trying to sell that you're into the whole thing instead of moving at a more sedate pace>Keeping up the energy of the performance is just as vital as keeping on beat, maybe even moreso>You have to completely tamp down your enthusiasm when you're working with Photo Finish's Snapshots, for example>Their Germare roots are very present in their performance, you still shiver with terror at the memory of Photo Finish screaming at you in a foreign language for smiling during one of their shows>Terrifying, but also kind of hot>If that doesn't describe the photographer to a 'T'>That's the past, though>Right now you're enjoying a break with Flash Sentry and his crew>Shooting the shit, talking more about yourselves than having a real conversation>It's nice at least, especially since owing to there only being four of you instead of eight, it feels a lot easier to get a word in edgewise>Ringo suddenly looks over at you, a thoughtful expression on his face>"Say, Anon - you've been running as a Mercenary for a few years now, right? Have you ever thought of putting down roots with any band? Maybe even starting your own?">Only every single fucking day, buddy>You don't answer so bluntly, though>Just shrugging your shoulders lazily"That sounds nice from time to time, yeah. Devoting myself to a sound, playing a static role. Honestly there's already so many bands in town though, I don't know if this scene could stand another group.">Plus you aren't really sure who you would recruit for that sort of thing>One or two Mercenaries maybe>There's a murmur of agreement across the other three guys, having not considered how bloated the music scene already is>You're spared having to really think about it when you phone buzzes in your pocket>You pull it out to find Twilight's sent you a text message
>>43221454>'Hey Anon! Are you on your way? Everyone's already here - did Pinkie remember to pass along directions?'>Confused, you fire back a text of your own'I wasn't aware I was expected somewhere. What's going on, Twilight?'>'What? Pinkie said she invited everyone. We're going out to the woods to do a little camping, Applejack really got into a nostalgic mood thinking about our time at Camp Everfree and talked us all into it!'>You take a quick peek at your texts, but you know you don't really need to bother>You don't have Pinkie Pie's number, and vice versa>The energetic drummer's energy is... a lot, to speak it plain>Your wavelengths don't really match up'Must've lost my invite in the mail. You lot have fun, try not to get too eaten by mosquitos.'>'Oh, well. I'll do my best! Have a good weekend, Anon! We're going to be pretty radio silent for the next few days.'>You set your phone back in your pocket and grimace>Objectively, you didn't think you'd be invited to an outing with the Rainbooms like that>But knowing they're out there and Twilight was looking forward to seeing you there leaves an odd warmth and bitterness in your heart>Apparently it shows on your face because the other three members of Flash Drive are all staring at you with expressions of curiosity and concern>You really don't care for it, and get up out of your chair to excuse yourself"Sorry fellas, that was important - I gotta jet. I'll see you for the show, alright?">The members of Flash Drive all clearly aren't buying it, but none of them call you out and simply wish you a good night>You sincerely doubt it's going to be one, now>...>...>The day for Flash Drive's latest show finally arrives>They're playing Opener for a touring, more established band>You're so engrossed in the local scene to the point you're a bit out of the loop of what's popular on a wider stage, but judging by the packed crowd of the Canterlot Amphitheatre, whoever's headlining must be a fairly big deal>Flash's sound must match up well with them because the crowd's nice and hot by the time you run through the set, saying your thank yous, and departing the stage>Running with these guys has been fun for the past two weeks>They have their own in-jokes and references that fly right over your head, but you had a good time regardless>It's always bittersweet when engagements end like this, but you know you'll probably be linking up again with them sooner or later>It's easier to beg off their invitation to hang out post show than the girls, but it doesn't hurt that in the midst of your spiel you phone goes off
>>43221455"Sorry guys, I gotta take this. We'll go bowling soon, promise Ringo.">When you pick up the call you're immediately hit with a cacophony of background noise>It sounds like someone's in a club>A familiar raspy voice comes through your speaker>"Yo Anon, we need you right now man, Applejack had to cancel at the literal last minute and we're due on stage in like thirty minutes. In and out. Twenty minute set. Can you do it?">All that exposition catches you a bit off guard, but you get it"Uh, shit. Yeah. I just finished up with Flash and his show, so I'm free. Just text me the address and I'll be there as fast as I can.">Fortunately the venue is nearby enough that your van can get you there well within the time frame>You park a block away and pull out your mask and bass guitar (though you suspect Rainbow Dash will want you to play with an instrument that doesn't look like you threw it down the stairs a few times)>You enter in through the back, flashing security the credentials Rainbow texted over to get you in>And...>Applejack is here>Didn't Rainbow Dash say she called off?"What the Hell?">Applejack is steadfastly not meeting your gaze>"Sorry, Anon.">You're about to ask what the deal is when the Rainbooms exit their dressing room>And... what the fuck are they wearing>The first thing that comes to mind is the Sergeant Pepper album cover>But like, take that shit up to eleven>Every girl is dressed up in their own color-coded marching uniform, bedazzled to the extreme in a parody of good taste>Rainbow Dash immediately makes eye contact with you and smirks>"About time, jeez. Come on. We're doing "Awesome As I Want To Be", "Better Than Ever", "Shake Your Tail", and "Shine Like Rainbows" tonight.>Her expression darkens a bit>"We'd be doing the new song tonight but SOMEONE couldn't be bothered to show up for the practice sessions. Lets go.">You match Rainbow's glare with one of your own"You know how my business works, Rainbow. Flash got to me first, I'm not going to bail on him-">Apparently Rainbow was banking on you defending yourself, because despite her making a show of rushing everyone on stage, she turns right on her heel to get in your face>"Oh please. Can we talk about that, really? This 'Mercenary' crap. You know you play with us like, three shows to every one of some other band, right? I had Twilight do the math on that.">You really ought to get a medal for holding your tongue on that and not saying something incredibly mean, there
>>43221457>"Everyone who's anyone knows we're the best band in this town, and you're always running with us. They ought to know better- honestly, you ought to know better, too.""What exactly am I supposed to know better about?">Rainbow just stares at you like you're an idiot>"Dude, you're basically a Rainboom. We should be taking priority here - so when I call you for a practice session I'm expecting you to be there next time, got it?! Now lets GO already.">As if she wasn't the one who delayed you all going on stage in the first place>You stare at the rest of the girls>Most of them have apologetic expressions, but they certainly didn't even try and interrupt Rainbow>You eye their flashy, elaborate, over-designed outfits, then look down at the simple green mask in your hands>You think of how Applejack didn't trust you enough to be alone with a mutual friend>You think of how Fluttershy wouldn't say a word to you at the shelter>How the group headed out to enjoy time together without you>This is 'basically being a Rainboom', huh?>Well, this fucking sucks>Gritting your teeth, you slip your mask back on your head for the second time today>It stinks of sweat by this point and you're sure there's some salt stains here and there>Despite that, you're going to go out there in front of that crowd and fucking kill it, even if you are pissed right now>You're a fucking professional after all>But you know in the depths of your heart that something needs to change
>>43221443NOW the first pic makes more sense. Also unf.
>>43221460Niice! Great to see more if this. I like the way you write the interactions.
>>43222411unf, such kissable, suckable nipples...
>>43222568>nipplesaerolae*
>>43222803True. Though I will say my fantasies still very much include Fluttershy's areolae either way.
>>43221452>go volunteer with Fluttershy at the animal shelter>she avoids you the entire time, won't even look your way, flinches every time you try to make eye contact>day ends with the two of you barely having said a word to each otherthis is probably the most realistic chunk of EqG Fluttershy green that's ever been posted
>>43222978That second puberty hit her like a ton of bricks
>>43222982Out of the Human 7, going by their canon selves and not the shallow goon-friendly personalities we see here often, Fluttershy and her massive social anxiety would be the hardest wall to scale. (You)'d be at that shelter for like a month at best before you even got a 'hello' out of her that didn't sound like she was saying it at gunpoint.
>>43223052tier list (hard to easy):fluttershy (major social anxiety debuff)rarity ("i have standards darling!")applejack (too busy to go out)sunset shimmer (have to work around her self flagellation)twilight sparkle (little bit awkward but approachable)rainbow dash (seems like she'd be hard but it's really easy to appeal to her ego)pinkie pie (just go say hi bro)
>>43222411This one is so good
>>43190823>What a troubling note to end this on.>Pic relatedAnyways, here's more Alanamous:https://youtu.be/t1lOI0wZv30>You are Twilight Sparkle.>And you are in pain.>Mentally.>But especially physically.>You were still on the ground.>Wheezing for air.>Still reeling from the elbow strike to your abdomen from Alanamous.>Sunset Shimmer is now by your side.>Kneeling down to your level and draping your arm over her.>But the both of you were frozen in fear.>From the mere sight in front of you.>Alanamous.>Your daughter.>Has fallen to the monster inside of her.>A monster that no doubt hid in her after you had thought you blocked and sealed her away inside of you.>Never in a million years did you think something like this could happen.>And now, not only is that very same monster loose again.>And not only has it possessed your very own daughter.>But you were the reason for it.>All because you couldn't control your temper over an old grudge.>You are such a fool.>Now you and Sunset were staring down the monster in front of you.>Alanamous furrows her brows at the sight of you two.>”Now that I am free, I can finish what I started all those years ago and TEAR my way to Equestria and claim all their magic as mine!”>Alanamous raises her hand and slashes her claws through the air.>Her claws were glowing and tore a hole through the fabric of reality and created a hole.>And you saw it.>Equestria!>The hole began to slowly expand.>She looked at her hand with a wicked smile and raised it above her head.>A small black orb began to form in her palm.>The orb then shot from her hand high into the sky.>It then exploded with such force it pushed you and Sunset back onto the ground.>When you looked back into the sky there was now a gigantic hole in the sky where you can see all of Equestria mirroring your own world.>Such immense strength.>You don't remember being this powerful when you were Midnight Sparkle >Her smile only widened.>”I have to commend you on one thing Twilight!” She gleefully spoke. “You sure do know how to pick a mate! This child of yours has SO MUCH natural magical strength!”>She now turns her attention to you and Sunset.>”But before I can start my conquest, I will need to take care of the only things that can stop me.”>Her eyes then squint.>She points her hand to you and Sunset.>Another black orb starts to form in her palm.>”We need to go!”>Sunset tells you in a panic as she tries to lift you up to flee.“Arrgh!”>Your broken rib made it all to painful for you to move and you sandbagged Sunset.>”Twi!”>She yells at you.“Just leave me to my fate.”>You say in defeat.>No longer caring if you are blown up.>”I won't leave you!”>Sunset screams and holds you close.>Refusing to abandon you.>Alanamous shoots her orb at you two.>You both cower and cover each other and brace for impact.>You then hear a small explosion and what sounds like shattering glass.
>>43223636>When you look back up, you see remnants of shining diamonds flickering to the floor.>”Sunset! Twilight!”>You look over to the building and find Rarity and the rest of the gang who were all outside.>She was visibly panting with her arms out.>Rarity used her diamond magic to shield you from Alanamous' orb blast.>The others then followed up behind her.>All of them looked horrified at the sight of the monster in front of them.>You looked back at Alanamous.>She now looks annoyed but she simply raised her hand and began to charge another black energy orb.>”Darlings! I won't be able to protect you with another shield!”>Rarity yells.>Rainbow Dash then steps up and in the blink of an eye she is right next to you and Sunset Shimmer.>She places herself in between you and Sunset and grabs hold of you two.>”This is going to hurt.”>She warns you, knowing your injury.>And in a flash, all three of you were reunited with the rest of the group.>You were now all huddled together.>You fell over from the sudden movement and groaned loudly.>Alanamous wasn't deterred and still launched her energy ball towards you all.>Thankfully AppleJack was quick to react and tossed a large chunk of debris from the destroyed building towards the ball.>The debris and energy ball collided and caused another large explosion and shock-wave.>You all shield your eyes from the bright light of the explosion.>”What in tarnation is that!?”>AppleJack yells out.>After several moments of pain, you slowly sit up.>You look over to both Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash.>Who are both looking at you.>As if this is your mess to address.>Which in truth.>It is.>You try to sigh but it only causes you to cough.>Resulting in more pain until you finally spoke.“That's... My daughter.”>There was a collective gasp among most of the girls.>”Wait, What!?” Pinkie Pie yells out. “You have a kid!?”>”How is that possible?”>Fluttershy now asks.>”Yes darling, how could you have found the time to have a child?”>Rarity chimes in as well.>Of course in the beginning nobody knew you were pregnant besides Sunset Shimmer.>And Rainbow Dash found out about Alanamous around the same time as Sunset did.>Speaking of which, neither Dash or Sunset have spoken up to fill in the gaps.“Back at Camp Everfree.”>You finally respond.>There was a quick pause.>Rarity was the first to connect the dots.>”But that would mean...”>She stops herself for a moment before she lets out another gasp.>”Does that mean that that... thing is Anon's child as well!?”>You kind of don't appreciate Rarity's insult to your daughter but you also understand.“Yes.”>You simply answer.>You were then slowly helped up by Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash.>Alanamous is now eyeing you all with disgust.>But then she grins.>”At least now I can eliminate you all at ONCE!”>She screams and raises both her arms above her head.>Once again she charges yet another ball of dark magic.
>>43223641>”Huddle in closer and brace yourselves girls!”>Sunset instructs you all and you get in closer to each other.>You then grab hands with both Sunset and Dash.>They then grab the hands of all the other girls.>”BE GONE!”>Alanamous then tosses her huge energy ball towards you.>It was then you felt it.>The magic inside you begins to stir.>And the pain in your abdomen fades away.>You are lifted in the air with the rest of the girls.>You then feel your wings and tail grow as you pony up.>The energy ball hits you but you were all now protected by your magical shield.>”Alanamous! You must come back to your senses!”>Sunset Shimmer is now front and center of you all.>Alanamous looks slightly annoyed.>”I saw deep into my soul, This is what I want!”>Alanamous yells at you all.>Sunset shakes her head.>”That is not you! That is Midnight Sparkle corrupting you!”>Sunset reasons.>Alanamous now charges you and tries to swipe at you.>You all break up and fly behind her.>You see the force of her claws now ripped another tear into reality and another hole to Equestria is opened.>Sunset shoots a single beam of magic at Alanamous.>Alanamous easily blocks it with her wing.>”All she wants is power and to destroy! That is not who you are!”>Alanamous shakes her head.>”WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME!”>She roars.>”None of you know me! NONE OF YOU EVEN CARED!”>Alanamous is now glowing brighter than before.>You all once again gathered close to Sunset.>You then begin to channel your magic to Sunset Shimmer.>She now glows even brighter than Alanamous.>Sunset now brings her hands together and begins to gather all the magic that was being sent to her.>A rainbow energy ball begins to form in her hands.>”I promise you there are people who care about you!” She says. “Your grandparents! Your mother!”>”AHHHHHHH!!”>Alanamous shrieks at her mentioning you and she shoots a black beam at Sunset.>Sunset then releases the combined magic of all the elements of harmony back.>There was now a power struggle.>And your magic was overpowering Alanamous!>Something was off though.>As the rainbow beam got closer to Alanamous, she only smiled.>She then brought up her second hand as your energy blast reached her.>There was a brief struggle among you all.>Then Alanamous was engulfed with your rainbow energy.>It's working!>You think?>Something feels wrong.>The rainbow energy that surrounded Alanamous begins to dull.>Then it concentrates in Alanamous' hands.>And you begin to feel weak.>You look over to Sunset Shimmer who now has a look of pain on her face.>She is desperately trying to pull her arms away from Alanamous but is unable to.>You look to the others and they are all having the same problem.>You all collectively begin to descend back down to the ground.>The pain in your ribs slowly starts to return.“Grrrah!”>You all have now lost your pony forms.>And your magic.>You look to see Alanamous now with a massive rainbow energy ball.
>>43223643>She then condenses it into a smaller orb and holds it in a single hand in front of her with a wicked smile.>You look to the other girls who were all knelt down breathing heavy.>No longer in their pony forms.>Looking exhausted.>All of their magical energy was sapped. >”DID YOU REALLY THINK YOUR STALE MAGIC WOULD STOP ME THIS TIME!?”>Alanamous hollers at you.>”My new body has UNIMAGINABLE amounts of power now and your old asses are yesterday's news!”>Alanamous now begins to close her hand and attempts to crush the magic in her hand.>”The elements no longer sees you as worthy!”>She adds.>You start to see cracks in the orb.>You try to use your telekinesis to stop her.>But you can't!>You can't use magic anymore.“I can't us any magic anymore!”>You yell out as best you could.>”Neither can I!”>Rainbow Dash adds.>”Me neither!”>Rarity also confirms.>You look to Pinkie.>She violently shakes her head no.>This is bad.>Without your magic, Alanamous will go unchecked and destroy both your worlds.>”Alana!?”>You hear a voice in the distance.>It was Sunny Starscout.>And the rest of the gang Alanamous hangs out with.>They all had horrified looks on their faces.>Her yell had caught Alanamous' attention.>She looks over to her friends.>A look of disgust dons her face.>The rainbow orb now has a black aura surrounding it and she tosses it to Sunny and her friends.>”Kids! Run!”>Sunset Shimmer tries to call out to them but was too late.>Sunny and co had no time to react and all huddled together as the energy ball hit them.>They were engulfed in the greenish dark energy explosion.>”No!”>Sunset again yells.>As you shield your eyes from the blinding explosion Alanamous instantly flies in front of you.>”You!”>She bellows out and wraps her right hand around your neck.>Squeezing it.>”Twilight!”>Sunset Shimmer now tries to grab her arm to free you from her grip but was stopped by Alanamous' left hand.>You see her simply clench Sunset's arm and you hear multiple loud cracks, snaps and pops.>She then flicks her wrist and you see Sunset's forearm bend in a direction that you know shouldn't and a bone pierces through her skin.>”AHHHHHH!”>Sunset Shimmer screams bloody murder like you've never heard before as Alanamous easily crushes and snaps her arm in two and easily tosses her in the air.>As Sunset starts to descend Alanamous pivots her upper half and strikes Sunset in the midsection with her left elbow.>Sunset is sent flying off to the side.>Thankfully to be caught by the other girls.>Alanamous then brings her attention back to you.>A big grin on her face.>”Ah hahahaha!”>Alanamous' cackles as her smile only widens.>You feel the grip around your neck slowly tighten.>”I will take your life with the very hands of your own offspring!”>You start to grab and pull at her hand but to no avail.“Alana...” You try to speak up but you were losing air fast. “You... gotta fight!”>You say in a whisper.
>>43223645>Her grip continues to tighten.>You don't have much time left!>'Help!'>You heard it in the back of your head.>Alanamous!>Not Midnight Sparkle!>The real Alanamous!>She's still in there.>She is trying to reach out to you!>You gotta do something!>But it's getting harder to think.>You raise your hand and caress her cheek.“I'm... sorry...”>You tell her.>You can no longer think straight.>Things are getting fuzzy.>You are going numb.>This may be it.>Your hand is still on your daughter's cheek.>If this is it, there there is only one thing you want to say to her.>Perhaps you didn't say it enough to her when you were together.>Would it have made a difference?>Who knows.>Just another blunder in your life involving your own child.“I...love... you...”>You barely got the last word out.>You lost all feeling in your body.>As your hand fell limp to your side, you saw a single tear stream out of Alanamous' eye.>Darkness started to close in on you.>You could hear screaming from everywhere.>But they started to sound distant.>Like they were moving miles away from you.>Then you heard nothing.>And felt nothing.>The last thing you saw was the demonic face of your own daughter.>And then.>You see nothing.>Then everything started to feel...>Nice?>It felt like you were simply floating in an abyss.>You felt warm.>You felt comfortable.>Is death supposed to feel this pleasant?>At least your ribs no longer hurt.>You just feel comfortably numb.>Until you were shocked awake.“Ahh!”>You screamed out loud.>You looked around in a panic.>You have no idea where you are at.>It was a dark dimly lit room.>You were sitting in a single chair.>You stood up from your seat and looked around for any signs of Alnamous or anyone.“Hello!?” You yell out. “Sunset!? Dash!? Pinkie!? Anyone!?”>You continue to bellow out names but nobody seemed to be around to answer.>You start to explore the seemingly large empty room.>In search for anything really.>Someone.>Something.>Anything that could answer your mounting questions.>After a few steps into an apparent void, you noticed the dim light in the distance.>You start to walk closer to the light at a brisk pace.>As you got closer, you started to notice things around you.>It looked like you were in a closed restaurant.>The carpeted floor smoothed and muted your footsteps.>Rows of empty tables with chairs pushed in.>The walls around you had odd pictures throughout your life.>Which is a concerning sign.>You got closer to the light and now saw a table.>The table had a red and white checkered pattern table cloth over it.>There were two wooden seats on each side of the square table.>And someone was sitting in one of the seats.>As you got closer to the lighted area you started to recognize who the person was.>Black tuxedo.>Green skin.>A familiar face.
>>43223646>Albeit, one you haven't seen in many years.>He was leaning forward with his left elbow resting on the table.>Resting his chin on his left palm.>Looking bored.>As if he were waiting for someone.>There were two empty glasses set on the table.>One in front of him and one across.>A single bottle of wine situated in between both empty glasses.>Once you stepped into the light he was alerted to your presence.>As soon as he locked eyes with you he sat up and donned a warm, gentle smile.>”Hey Twi.”>He softly greets you as he meekly waves.“Anon!?”And that's the update, updated paste here:https://ponepaste.org/10863Yeah... That happened.Also now's a good time to say on Friday I am going on a 2 week vacation to Japan. So. No updates for some time. anyone know of any good Japanese EqG stuff I could search for or be on the lookout for while I'm there?As always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, cretiques, any and all (You)'s welcome
>>43223656Good to see this green updated.Good luck on your trip.>spoilerWish I knew.
>>43224284>Completely naked under long wet see-through dress or gown Such a beautiful and sexy sight to behold. These girls were made to bless us with their visible full frontal nudity.
>>43223656>spoilerKotobukiya figures, pic related and not EQG, but you could stop by that pony pizza place
>>43224525Funnily enough I already own most of the kotobukiya figures (minus Celestia, Luna, Cadence or Chrysalis because they are more expensive) and I own those books. It was jsut that there were those EqG stickers from a few years back that I need to find.
>>43224926hey, that's nice!Instead, I can offer you these two things that I found with a quick search, even though they're a bit old>https://www.mlpmerch.com/2020/11/know-idea-sega-toys-announce-acrylic.htmlThese aren't listed in their online store, but who knows, maybe you'll find them somewhere>https://www.mlpmerch.com/2021/08/japanese-amnibus-reveals-equestria.htmlthese at least are on display in the store, even though they're sold out
>>43225292Dashie looks like she is having fun. I would help her have even more fun.
>>43225292Peak Unf>>43225515Also cute
>>43215117>>43221443>>43222411>>43222978>>43224284>>43225292I like you, anon. You post stuff I really like.
>>43223656Nice update! Can't wait until the next one.
>>43223656If you are heading out this Friday, you could try to make it to this small convention this weekend https://x.com/Poniko_MLP/status/2042180726284836885 It's MLP in-general but I'm sure you could find some EqG related art/goods there or commission one. Bring cash, don't think card payment is accepted if you do go.Otherwise like the anon said non-eqg related the pony pizza place is good
>>43201897>>43202157>Juniper MontageLiterally who? Serious question. What does everybody think of her?
>>43226727She's cute, that's what I think of her.
>>43196951He sure likes RD.
>>43226261hmm, i arrive on Saturday at 3pm so I may miss that but Sunday could be doable depending on my jetlag
>>43227165He’s making me like her more too
>>43226261I thought EQG would’ve been better received over there? One of the reasons given over years for why pony might’ve not performed as well in Japan was because they’re ponies and not humans.
>>43221460>Hey, Power Chord? Anon? Hey, this is your brain>Do you think we can be objective about this?>Just humor me for like, five minutes>Maybe upending your entire career and taking a huge gamble on your life because someone pissed you off is... a bad idea?>That's an interesting point, brain, but here's the thing:>You already know this is a terrible idea>You're just too angry to care>Lets zoom out a bit>It's been a few days since that last-minute show with The Rainbooms>You've been ignoring Twilight and, surprisingly, Applejack's texts and calls>Stewing in your anger properly unlike last time>It's a lot easier this time around since Rainbow Dash absolutely didn't apologize>She probably thinks she was the one wronged in the first place, so fat chance she was ever going to do that>Rotting in the back of your van, staring at your guitars, trying to ignore the smell of your laundry bag>You had nothing to do but think>You've been doing this Mercenary gig for about four years now>How long was this bubble going to last, really?>Eventually one of these groups would make it big and break out of this town>Maybe one or two more, but eventually life's going to catch up to them and they'll realize their actual careers lie elsewhere>Hell, most of the musicians in this town probably realize that already, a huge chunk of the people making up these groups are going to college for decidedly non-musical tracks>And where is that going to leave you?>You're not exactly in a comfortable spot in your life as it is, but what happens when the work dries up, Anon?>Parking your piece of shit van permanently somewhere once you can't afford gas and mugging people in the south side of Canterlot City?>Going back to your father, hat in hand, admitting he was right all along?>You feel your jaw set tight and your teeth grind together>You'll be six feet in the ground before you look that bastard in the eyes as a failure>That thought, that defiance has been burning in your chest ever since it drifted to the forefront of your mind>Which leads us to right now>Sitting in a dingy cafe conveying all these thoughts to the man across the table from you>Good old Norman>Another Mercenary in town, and one of the better ones you would say>Though you don't think you've crossed paths with this guy once without him smelling like cheap weed and applesauce>He always comes through with his jobs though>And by your estimation he's one of the best bassists in town>Top 3, easy>Just, y'know, don't ask him to piss in a cup or trust him alone around your cupboards"... So, that's why I want to go for broke. I'm going to make pursue this band whether you agree or not, man, but I'd sure as Hell like to have you along for the ride. What do you say?">Norman stares at you with a vacant smile, blinks one eye, then the other>You choose to take this as a good sign>The stone man coughs into his hand a few times before sitting up out of his chair
>>43227567>"I feel ya man, I've been thinkin' about that lately too - this shit ain't gonna last forever, and then my dad's probably gonna want me to get a job at the video store or whatever instead of sitting around the house all day.">Norman, Blockbuster's been dead for like two decades>You decide not to bum out your potential bandmate and keep that to yourself>"I'll roll with you, but two guys ain't exactly a band. You got anyone else on board yet?""No, but that's why I wanted to meet here.">You gesture to the small stage across the room, currently occupied by a trio of women>All three of them are dressed as gaudy wizards>Though the one in front, warbling about how great she is, is clearly the leader of the bunch, going by how her hat is twice as big as the other two's>Norman follows your hand and, impressively, immediately sobers up>"Bro if you seriously try and add Trixie to this group I am fuckin' out, man.""Haha, fuck man, I would be too. Don't you worry though - she's not who I had in mind. Trust me.">Norman gives you a look, but shrugs before chugging down the rest of his drink and putting down a few bills>Nice, you were totally going to front the whole thing>"Alright Anon. I got a practice set scheduled with the Snapshots today, so I'm gonna head out. Good luck.">You just snicker and wave him off, keeping your eyes on the stage all the while"Alright, peace out. Remember not to smile.">"Pfft, I know. Only one of us gets a boner from getting screamed at in Germare, dude.">You swear that incident is going to haunt you until the day you die>Leaving that behind though, you simply observe as Trixie and the Illusions run down their setlist>It's not a very long concert>Even years later Trixie's only got about four songs fully written>She most likely ran out of different ways to talk about how great she is, you imagine>Saves the crowd from having to endure it for long if nothing else>When the show is over and everyone's done politely clapping, you make your move>Approaching the trio as they're getting their equipment squared away (or at least two of them are), Trixie catches sight of you>A sneer immediately makes it way across her face>"Enjoy the show? Of course you did.""Oh, for sure. I was actually hoping to talk, though.">Trixie juts her chin up and stares down at you, something she's only capable of doing because she's still on the stage>"As I've mentioned before, Mercenary, Trixie and her Illusions have no need of your services!">You seriously doubt Trixie could AFFORD a Mercenary, much less your rates, but you keep that barb in your mouth>You don't want to start an argument with the magician and keep her around>Trixie huffs when you fail to rise to her bait and glances back at her Illusions >"Trixie will be returning to her trailer now - do not keep her waiting!">And off she goes, leaving her bandmates to finish packing up the equipment by themselves>Perfect
>>43227570>The girls give you a look before getting back to work>You give it a few moments before approaching Fuchsia Blush, kneeling down to assist her in dismantling Trixie's amp>"Hey! Hands off, man.""Sorry, I was thinking this looked like a lot of stuff to deal with for just two people. I figured I'd help out. Many hands make light work, you know?">Fuchsia gives you a look, then you can see her gaze tick towards the smoke machine, the strobing lights, and their own synthesizer machines>You can actually see her waver before her head dips, sighing>"Yeah, sure. I would like to get this done sometime today.">Grinning, you get right back to assisting in the dismantling>You simply work in silence with Fuchsia for a bit, letting her take the lead and direct you>Eventually though, you feel the silence get good and comfortable enough to be broken"So, how've the shows been? I haven't really kept up with your schedule.">Fuchsia grimaces and sets the amp in its' case with your help>Damn this thing is heavy, Trixie really makes these two deal with this stuff by themselves?>That'll probably work to your benefit, come to think of it>"We're doing fine. We've been doing somewhere between two or three shows a month at... various places.">That isn't bad for a scene as crowded as Canterlot City's, really>But you know the more popular groups do twice that many, easy>And at much nicer venues>Out of all the shows Trixie and the Illusions had advertised for this month this dirty cafe is easily the nicest place you would've found them>You really did not want to take Norman to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon>The kind of things you'd see would not part from your brain for quite some time>Fuchsia seems to be thinking the same thing and dips her head again, sighing>She has absolutely seen some shit on Tuesday"What about you, though? Are you satisfied with the way the band's going?">Fuchsia hesitates as she untangles the cords of the strobing lights>Her mouth opens but she quickly closes it, seeming to think better of herself>When she looks over at you though, your expression is clearly patiently waiting for her response>"It's fine. It doesn't matter, as long as Trixie is okay with the things are going, then we're all good.""Fuchsia, I get that you're relegated to the "and the" part of the band, but you don't have to act like you have no input in it. Be real with me, here. Are you happy?">The woman tries to glare at your jab, but you can tell she doesn't have enough heat for it>She just shakes her head and sighs defeatedly instead>"I... wish we were doing better, but I don't think that's surprising. I think that's something everyone feels. There's always room for improvement. There are things I would do differently, but I'm not the one leading the band.""Well, what if you were? I'd love to hear how you'd try and change things."
>>43227572>Fuchsia looks up, completely forgetting about the lights for a moment as she really considers it>"Well... I'd put one of us on another instrument. We don't strictly need TWO synths, at least I don't think so.""Another instrument, huh? Like, say... the drums?">Fuchsia glances at you in the corner of her eye, grimacing>"You still remember that, huh?""Vividly.">Years back, you had brought your bass in for some repairs at the local instrument store ran by Vinyl Scratch>You remember there being a hell of a percussive racket you could hear from yards away and were fully expecting to see Pinkie trying out a new drumkit>Seeing Fuchsia behind the snare going absolutely fucking crazy was a complete surprise>You had only ever seen her working the synth before, you legitimately thought she didn't even know how to play any other instruments>So lost in her own percussive world you had completely forgotten why you were even there until she finally stopped playing>Stared forlornly at the price tag on the kit>And rushed past you out of the store"That's the sort of thing that sticks with you, Fuchsia. You're a damn fine drummer. Easily equal to Pinkie, I'd say.">That gets a small, weary smile out of the girl, but it doesn't last long>"I appreciate that. I wish Trixie thought the same, but she's never been interested in having me get back behind the drums, so convincing her to spend some of the band's funds on buying or even just renting a set isn't happening.""And you're just fine with that? I remember the grin on your face when you were putting that kit through its' paces. You loved playing those drums. Are you really going to just let those skills degrade while you play with a synthesizer for a few more years until she finally gets bored and focuses on her magic act?">Fuchsia grits her teeth and outright glares at you>You can see her fists clenching with frustration>"That's just how it is, Anon. And she's not going to get bored, we're going to make it! We're going to show everyone!">You just give her a disbelieving stare, and she almost immediately cracks under the pressure of it>"...Maybe she'll have room for us in her magic act. Magicians usually have assistants, right?""Right. But that's not what you want either. I know you love music, Fuchsia. Don't try and pretend that's not what you're passionate about.">This is finally too much for the girl, and she lets out a yell that startles Lavender and the rest of the patrons in the cafe as she whirls on you, eyes alight with anger>"Is there a point to this, Anon?! Did you come here just to needle me about how unhappy I am? What is your fucking deal, man?!">You aren't too proud to admit that scared you a bit, even if you do have a little over a foot of height on this lady>Her response was a bit more than you were expecting, but it plays right into your hands all the same>You school the shock off your face and reach out, carefully putting a hand on Fuchsia's shoulder
>>43227574"Look, I'm sorry if I pushed too hard. I didn't come here to remind you about your circumstances... or, at least, I didn't intend to make you this upset. But I did want you to hear yourself say that with your own mouth.">You look Fuchsia square in the eye, and the intensity of your expression seems to lock her in, unable to break the contact, both physical and visual"You said it yourself that you're not happy. You're not satisfied with where you are, and I think we both know, where that path is leading? Isn't where you want to go. You asked me what my deal is? I'll keep it simple. I'm starting something new. I'm done playing other people's music... and I need the best damn drummer in this city if this new group's going to make it.">Fuchsia's face seems like it can't decide on being pleased with your praise, shocked at your declaration, or upset at the realization that yes, she isn't happy with her lot in life>You push it just a little further"Do you want to go through the rest of your life being an illusion, or do you want to be your own person again, Fuchsia Blush? Join me on this new path, if only for your own sake.">Tears begin to pinprick in the girl's eyes, and for a moment you feel like you may have gone a bit too far there>But she suddenly takes the hand on her shoulder and cups it with her own, giving your digits a squeeze>"Damnit, man... I do. I want to be me again. But I have a condition, and if you don't consider it this isn't happening.""Name it.">"If I can convince her, Lavender Lace comes too. I'm not just leaving her behind.">You glance back at Lavender Lace, who's a few paces away from the two of you>She was originally working on unplugging and dismantling the smoke machine, but as your conversation with Fuchsia got more intense she got less and less focused on her work to the point that she was just openly staring by this point>When your eyes meet she 'eeps' and looks away, hurriedly fiddling with the plugs again>Your mind briefly flashes to the band name and logo you had already thought up>Your very specific name, especially>Still, there are worse requests"Well, fuck. The more the merrier, right? What does she play, though? I'd like to know what I have to work with, bringing her on board.">At that, Fuchsia draws a bit of a meek grin across her face>"...The Synthesizer. She's really got into it over the years, unlike me. It's the only thing she's ever learned.">A bit less flexible than you'd like, but that's fine>Having a synth on board, and even better, someone who actually wants to play it could be useful>You give Fuchsia's hand a squeeze and return her grin with something more enthusiastic"That's fine by me. Welcome to the band, Fuchsia Blush. I can tell this is the start of something great."
>>43227570>Blockbuster's been dead for like two decadesMan, why'd you have to gut punch me like that?Nice update though, Hearthsong.
>>43227575Good job on the interactions with Fuchsia
>>43228107I'd ask which of us would be the better rider but it's almost definitely AJ.
>>43227165same
>9?None of that.
>>43227575A fine recruitment for our band!
>>43187083Kinda shame the SB6 and every girl who came after aren't popular.
>>43227575Alright, shit. Normally I try and pace my releases, but this one just flowed like water the second I started writing it. So, here's another leg.>Your hair is streaked with magenta and pink, you've been thinking that you might need to upgrade your prescription, and you are just teeming with anxiety right now>If there's anyone (You) could be than Twilight Sparkle, you'd be surprised>Well>You guess you could be the OTHER Twilight Sparkle, but she doesn't wear glasses as far as you know!>Lucky...>The girls assure you that your glasses are cute, but sometimes you just feel self-conscious and wish you weren't too squeamish for LASIK>Some guys like glasses though, right?>Ideally some tall, green guys that exude confidence and paradoxically calm down your mind while making your heart race...>Whoa, nelly>You want to say you got a bit off topic there, but at the same time, not really?>A certain green guy is the main cause of your anxiety right now>Anon hasn't been answering your calls for a month now, and apparently Applejack hasn't been able to get a hold of him either (since when were they friends?)>A surge of anger reverberates through your chest as you think about the last time you saw him>Getting dressed down by Rainbow Dash in front of the whole group>It was so stupid!>Anon isn't part of The Rainbooms just because he plays with the group more than anyone else, that's completely absurd!>That's just a statistical likelihood resulting from the band being twice as big as every other band in town!>You really didn't think Rainbow would use that against Anon when you brought it up off-handedly one day>You just thought it was an interesting stat>But somehow she got it in her mind that he should be putting The Rainbooms ahead of every other group in town>Everyone knows that's not how the Mercenaries work!>If it had been any other Mercenary, they probably would've laughed in Rainbow's face and ditched the show right then and there for the disrespect>(Which in this case wouldn't be too catastrophic, seeing as Applejack was actually with you and not actually unavailable, sure)>But Anon was a consummate professional and gave it his best effort anyway>Then immediately bailed before anyone could invite him to hang out>He never did that to you before...>And you...>During that entire spiel by Rainbow, you just stood there like an absolute idiot, not interjecting or defending him at all!>So big surprise he ditched you all>Rainbow Dash was confident that he was just throwing a fit>Well, Dash, that was about four weeks ago>The group has been fortunate they haven't needed a Mercenary in that time>Because as if you weren't worried enough already, when you went to check Anon's bookings on his website, the entire domain was down
>>43230613>You don't know how your friend(?) manages his finances, but given that Mercenary Work is his primary source of income, you don't doubt that he would make keeping that website up a top priority>He didn't quit, surely>You had him as a friend on MyStable, and he didn't mention a career change at all>Granted, he didn't post that much, but something that big would warrant telling everyone (telling you, at least... surely, Twilight, surely)>Eventually having had enough of this radio silence, you decided it was time to confront Anon directly at his home>But that just led to a new can of worms when you realized>... You had no idea where he lived>That turned out to be a sentiment the rest of your friend group shared, in fact>When you asked, there were some mentions of seeing Anon around town, hanging out at cafes, grocery shopping, and the like>But no one had a clue where to actually find him>And given how you and the girls were pretty thoroughly spread out across Canterlot City, that was... shocking>Vexing>Concerning>You didn't like the way it made your chest feel to realize you didn't know something so fundamental about your friend>You could answer questions about Anon's taste in literature easily, (He loves romance and hates tragedy, he's kind of sappy like that)>Knew full well that scientific pursuits weren't his forte (The face he made whenever you were discussing physics and he was trying very much to not look completely lost was just adorable)>And could name all nine instruments he was proficient in by heart (Guitar: Lead, Rhythm, Bass! Keytar! Drums! Keyboard! Saxophone! Violin! Cello!)>But... you didn't know where he lived>And when you thought of that, you couldn't help but think of all that you didn't know alongside that>What were his hobbies outside of music?>Did he have any friends he saw outside of your group?>Is he allergic to anything?>... Is he single?>You groaned as you felt a bit of color heat up on your face>Raising your coat to further hide your face as you navigated the streets of Canterlot's South Side>Your parents would be having a conniption if they knew you were out here alone>They always stressed how dangerous this part of the city was>... You knew they didn't mean to be classist>They still succeeded, but... you can tell it came from a place of concern for your safety>So then, what brings the upper crust heiress to the part of town her parents explicitly told her to stay away from?>... A little bit of that same 'place of concern'>And a lot of telling yourself that it wasn't hypocritical>A little illegal, maybe, but,>Um>Shut up, brain!>You've been doing a bit of snooping, there, you said it>Anon may not post that much on MyStable, but his device's GPS does do check ins on popular spots>You found an app that skirts the limits of good taste that notified you when he did just that>And... followed him
>>43230617>Not maliciously!>You're not going to try and mug him or anything!>You just... want to see him again>Speak to him face to face, see what's going on with him>You miss your friend...>Your pursuit has led you to a club deep in Canterlot's South Side>The streets have a bit more trash than you're used to (read: any)>But judging by the foot traffic this is definitely a popular place>The neon sign says a single word: 'Jubilee's'>The line is a bit of a slog, but before long you hand over a cover charge and get inside>The 'vibe' (ugh) is unlike any of the clubs or venues you've played at with the girls>Seedier... livelier...>Heated...>The dance floor is packed with people who you're pretty sure don't understand the difference between 'dancing' and 'sex'>You can hardly watch some of them before you feel your face, which had already been heating up, practically catch fire>W-wow>You... really hope Anon isn't in all of that>Because you wouldn't be able to find him!>No other reason...>For now you take a seat at one of the assorted tables set up before a modestly sized stage>No one comes by to take an order from you, but that's fine>You want all of your wits at your command when you find Anon>No Cuba Libras for you tonight>A smile drew across your face as you briefly remembered that next morning>You vaguely remembered Anon taking you home, and the proof of it in the form of that smoothie recipe he and Applejack (though you weirdly don't recall her on the walk home at all, not that you remembered much of that night in general) left on your fridge that really helped you get through that day>All the more reason to see your friend>You kept your head on a swivel, trying to catch a flash of green, or a head of dark hair>Before you can find your mark though, you're jolted out of your looky-looing as some microphone feedback erupts from the stage>A tall woman with milky skin and a vibrant red updo, wearing a cream dress and red corset has taken the stage>The sight of her has many of the patrons hooting and hollering, to which she just laughs and tips them a wink with her egregiously green eyes>"Alright, alright, settle down ya animals. I'm happy to see you too, but I ain't gonna be gracing this stage for too long. Don't be too disappointed now.">A chorus of 'awwws' and outright 'boos' are her response, getting the woman to laugh again>"Flatterers! Well, welcome back to Jubilee's. As you already know, I am your most beautiful host, Cherry Jubilee. Tonight's line-up is a little different than you're all gonna be used to, we have an actual opener for the Dazzlings tonight!">The mention of your old band's old rivals gets you sitting up in your seat straighter
>>43230618>You weren't around for the Dazzlings, of course, but the girls had filled you in enough to get you alarmed>No one LOOKED like they were under a spell, so... maybe they were just here to legitimately sing?>Your worry for Anon spiked and you almost missed Jubilee's continued announcing>"Tonight is their debut as a group, but absolutely not their first time on stage, so give'em hell! Give it up for WE THREE KINGS!">The crowd applauds politely but it's clearly scattered, as is often the case with new acts>Your eyes widen in surprise as the band comes on stage>You recognize the two girls immediately as members of Trixie's trio, though you can't recall their names>A guy you don't know at all, and...>Anon?!>You'd recognize that green mask anywhere, of course>You were there when Rarity stitched it together and when she presented it to Anon>Is this band really picking up a Mercenary on their debut?>That doesn't speak well for them...>You watch as Anon, with a truly 'well-loved' lead guitar takes the center stage... right in front of the microphone>What?>Anon counts down from three, two, one, and...>It's an immediate musical eruption as the fuchsia girl behind the drums kicks into high gear, both men following her frenetic lead>The other girl with the synthesizer is already firing off some pre-recorded chorus>It's a powerful start, 40 seconds of pure adrenaline, but even as pumped as it makes you>Nothing prepares you for the sudden cut of the lead guitar as Anon reaches back, and RIPS his mask in half>(You swear you heard a familiar scream way back behind you, but you were too entranced to really register it)>His face is carved into a feral snarl, regarding the audience for a split second before he suddenly belts out his first lyrics>"IN THE WINDS OF THE MOUNTAINS HIGH, UNDER THE VAST AND ENDLESS SKY, ECHOES A CALL FROM THE GODS WHO REIGN: YOUR LOSS, THEIR GAIN!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGD60Kv7aD0)>You're just...>Completely blown away>The proceeding six minutes are an ode to the fighting spirit within everyone>And you can't look away>Not for that, or the next three songs they open the night with before finally ceding the stage to the Dazzlings, who, like you, have absolutely fed on the energy Anon and his group stirred up in the building>If you had to describe the spectacle, it would be like...>Watching a man trudge through waist height water only to immediately take off sprinting the second he was free>The pacing of it, the power of their music was unlike anything you'd ever seen>And as amazed as you were...>You were a little disturbed
>>43230619>Watching Anon up on stage with these people, you could see a world of difference in his behavior>Even when he wasn't furious with Rainbow, Anon was a professional on whatever instrument the group needed him to be>But here?>He was... loose, you could say>He bumped shoulders with the bass guitarist and shared grins as they tried to outperform each other>He made audible calls for the girl on the synthesizer to play certain sound effects, sometimes startling her when they clearly weren't to plan>Several times when it came time for a drum solo he would outright cheer the drummer on loudly, encouraging the audience to join him and laugh when she made faces and yelled at him to shut up>You had NEVER seen him have so much fun on stage before>Even now as the quartet exited the stage, they were shoulder to shoulder, talking animatedly>And...>A sud-soaked memory suddenly roared to life from the murky depths of your mind>Anon, holding on to your hand as you walked the streets of North Canterlot City>You were babbling, asking all sorts of stupid questions ('What's your favorite place to go when you're tired?' Really, Drunk Twilight?)>But one of them pierced his armor...>"What do you dream about when no one's watching?">You had to stop as he did as well, his grip too firm for you to pull away and when you looked back...>An expression akin to a deer in headlights as he stared at you, looking for... something, before speaking>"... Belonging somewhere. Really belonging.">And then you fucking giggled, and you could see the disappointment in his eyes>As you watched your friend disappear behind the curtain, you felt a deep weight settle on your heart"Is this why you've really been avoiding us? Because you found what we couldn't give you? ... What I couldn't give you?">You felt tears forming in the corners of your eyes, and you angrily blinked them away>Don't start crying, Twilight>You don't have the right>You stood there and just let Rainbow drive him away from all of you>Rainbow...>Your eyes widen as you notice a flash of rainbow hair marching and stomping in the direction of the backstage curtain>Flanked by several other heads of hair you unfortunately recognize>After standing stunned for a moment, you wipe the tears fully out of your eyes and hurry after them>This can't be good
>>43230565think that's just them being victims of EQG only existing as specials and web stuff, if they had a proper show to work with i could see them being used as rivals for the girls
>>43230624To quote one or more other anons on this matter: the late seasons were a waste of development, and, Hasbro let the lightning out of the bottle.
Well I made it to the tail end of day 1 of the Ponycon. It was a larger con for manga art but there were a few MLP tables scattered around the room. I'll go back tomorrow to see if there's any thing else but I did pick this up.One of the artists at the con cosplayed as Sonata Dusk. Should have gotten a pic of her.
Have Japanese Cheerleader Hootershy
Japanese Cheerleader Rainbow Dash
And for some reason Delinquent Pinkie
>>43230620Based posting the next update already. >>43230659>>43230676>>43230679>>43230685They’re very cute!
>>43230676Titsnotbignuff>>43230685Titsnotbignuff>for some reason Deliquent Pinkie>for some reasonHer derpessive state looks like a punk, her sisters are based on dark subcultures and her parents are pony mormons based on American Gothic. Being the samurai-wannabe edgy gangster seems kinda fitting.
>>43230659Nice glad and jealous you went. Pick up the self-made eqg manga on the next day
>>43231107unf niceLove girls squishing their tits together like that
>>43231807What are those costumes from?
>>43231945No idea.
>>43211054>>43231107Love these two
>>43230676>Hootershyglad the japs have their priorities straightIs this book all pin up stuff like this? I thought it was a comic.>>43230685>that salutePinkie, no! Elon got in trouble for that.
Glad I came,for the second day. Was able to pick up a few more things. Was also bummed cause someone had a,full Mane 7 set acrylic stand and someone else bought it before I could.
Sonata cosplayer let me take a pic of her as well
>>43230685>Yankee PinkieI like it!
https://ponepaste.org/11812Another one closed.
>>43233087Good stuff Anon
>>43232707>>43232711Everything is cuter in Japan.
>>43212969Hey Grey, how are things going?
>>43232707>that random beavis and butthead worklmao
>>43233087Will read later
>>43235711That thing is the perfect size for her
>>43235711>>43235829The outfit often isn't complete without Fluttershy's areolae.
>>43233087I loved this one Yehibo. If you write any future fics with Trixie I will definitely be here for it. I know I said this already but the way you wrote Trixie is really fun and enjoyable. I may not have anything new to say aside that but great work!
>>43230620This one got me pretty good so farAnxious now
>>43232707that's such a good haul, happy for you, anon!!>>43232711niiiiice a cutie
I don't dislike Cozyheart, but I don't really get it either.
>>43237025I agree. As far as I'm concerned, they're just a pretty fun ship. I know the ship itself doesn't really make sense but I don't really care about that. Fun things are fun.
>>43237025I think it's just the fact that anyone else in the setting is several decades older than Cozy, so pickings are slim to ship her with.
How to be Dense returns!>The next morning, the next girl's favored scent was simply brand name Brut. Didn't quite feel distinctive enough for Rarity or Pinkie, so I put the odds at 70% chance of senpai and 30% chance of Rainbow.>At breakfast Applejack and I good naturedly endured several comments about fireflies as our glowing had leaked from under the door and into the hall.>Soon enough we were in the Pussy wagon, had picked up the other cheerleaders, and were on our way to school when the CHS app gave Applejack and I a notice.>I fumbled through the interface for a bit before being able to see that our lockers had been reassigned to new and adjacent locations.>Applejack and my Sisters seemed more excited about this than I was.>I mean, being close to my girls WAS nice of course. But other than that, a locker didn't seem like something to get excited about.>The girls wanted to meet and all check out our new lockers together.>And for some reason my Sisters wanted to watch.>Everyone was showing much more enthusiasm than I thought lockers were due, but I smiled and went along with it. Didn't want to be a downer if they were having fun.>Our new lockers were in a hallway on the first floor that I somehow hadn't been in before.>Many lockers in the hall were in a variety of muted colors, and several were simply black, but ours were all a bright white.>As I had guessed, they were all together and mine was in the middle roughly.>I couldn't really tell what they were made out of, and instead of a numbered dial for a combo lock, these all had a plate with the outline of a hand instead.>My Queen spoke up and said "Alright girls. Shall we?">All of the girls placed their hands on the plates.>Senpai's, Pinkie's, and Rainbow's locker doors opened without issue.>Rarity's rumbled for about a second and opened after something faintly shifted on the locker door.>My Queen's, Fluttershy's, and Applejack's rumbled for several seconds and the exterior color changed to match their skin tones before opening and emitting light that was also in the color of the skin tone."Woah." I said. "I guess that's why you ladies were so excited over lockers. The pattern is obvious, but is this a girl's only thing?">Apple Bloom spoke up saying "Normally yes, but you've broken so many of the rules Brother that we aren't really sure.">Sweetie Belle then demanded "And what do you mean 'the pattern is obvious'. Why did Rarity's locker react?""Oh, well on Saturday after Adagio left, five of the girls teamed up on me and Rarity, uh, swallowed." I informed.>Scootaloo commented "Oh. It took us weeks to get that far. How many times did she swallow?
>>43237263"Just once." I answered honestly. "That was all I figured I had to give between Fluttershy's and my Queen's turns.">My Queen then turned to me and said "Okay my King, it's your turn to open your new locker!"Since the odds were apparently that nothing would happen and time was passing, I just casually put my hand on the plate for my locker.>The rumbling was MUCH louder!>Instantly my locker door turned the same shade of green as my skin.>My name "Anonymous" was written in black at the top.>Underneath my name was written "King of Canterlot", also in black.>A black question mark occupied the rest of the door.>Something else was happening with the door..>It was,.. widening?!?>After a full minute of rumbling, everything quieted down back to normal.>The door to my new locker had doubled in width!>The rumbling had apparently set off some alarms and the cheerleaders were on their phones explaining there was no emergency."That is right out of Doctor Who or Harry Potter. Take your pick." I declared.>Senpai, who was next to me declared "Given what we learned about the school on Saturday, I'd lean towards Harry Potter.""Fair." I opined. "Honestly just glad you aren't asking 'What's Doctor Who?'" I stated with a smile.>My locker door also no longer swung out. Rather it was segmented into vertical strips about a half inch wide and slid from left to right to open.>When I opened it I discovered it rolled into a drum on the right side. That made space efficiency sense at least.>Couldn't see anything else because a black curtain was across the doorway.>Applejack said "It's definitely your locker Anon. It's as guarded as you.">That got a few chuckles as I pushed the curtain to the side."Curiouser and curiouser." I said as I looked down a tan hallway twice the width of the locker door and about ten feet long.>Senpai took my arm and insisted "Let's check it out!" as she pulled me inside while smiling .>To the right of the hallway were cubbies of various sizes to remind us this was still a locker.>To the left were idealized headshots of all of my girlfriends.>Senpai and all of my other girls, who had followed us, had their phones out snapping pics left and right.>The hallway had a door sized opening on the left at the end.>It led into a dimly lit room that was loosely 15'x15'. I said loosely because there were eight evenly spaced walls instead of four.
>>43237267>Each of the seven walls was covered with idealized portraits of one of my girls. A large life size one in the center surrounded by several others.>On the eighth wall was a large TV/Monitor with some books on shelves below it.>In the center of the room was a recessed circular conversation pit. In said pit there was a black couch shaped in a half circle. The couch faced the TV. The floor of the conversation pit was covered in a thick white shag carpet.>The couch faced away from the entrance of the room so senpai led me around and into the conversation pit. Then she pointed at the center of the couch and said "Sit please.">When I sat down I sank a little into the cushions, but not to much to make moving difficult.>As soon as I settled in, senpai was straddling my lap and facing me saying "I like this little love shack you've made kohai. Shame school will start before we can enjoy it.""First, since no one's told me I have to ask. Am I with you tonight senpai? Second 'love shack'?" I asked.>My Queen answered "Sorry my King. It's easy to see we got distracted but yes you're with Twilight tonight. As to calling this a love shack I'm a bit confused on that myself.">Senpai stated "Oh he was a bit subtle with it, but yeah this is a little carnal cave. First clue is the couch. It's big enough for seven. With eight of us in here, someone is going to be on a lap.">Senpai continued "Then there's the white shag carpet. Shag being a euphemism for what we like doing with him. And has no one else noticed the ceiling?">All eyes went up and noticed the ceiling was mirrored.>Six girls and I said "Woah.">Then Applejack got a call and announced "Anonymous, Principal Celestia is outside and wants a word please."I said "Sorry senpai." as she had to move off of me first, and we all went back out.>The Principal and the cheerleaders were waiting for us when we came out.>Principal Celestia asked me "Anonymous, can you help me understand what happened here?""Honestly I was just as surprised as everyone else when it happened. But from observing what happened with my girl's lockers my guess is the locker reacted to my power level. I had no advance idea anything but a boring locker would happen. And obviously you didn't know either. I DO apologize for any trouble caused." I said.>Principal Celestia pinched the bridge of her nose and stated "Well it seems no one knew this would happen then." Then she shifted gears and stated "Apparently only you and your girls can go inside. May I ask what's in there?""Of course you can. There's nothing in there I'm ashamed of. The girls were taking pictures and can show them to you." I declared.>My girls did just that
>>43237270>Principal Celestia then offered "Well I'm glad to say those pictures were very tasteful.">Senpai grabbed my arm and put it around her shoulder as she declared "That's how our boyfriend is. On his own he likes things that are simple and wholesome. So those pictures in there represent how he likes to see us.">The only response I had was a smile.>Principal Celestia could only smile back and say "Okay. It's probably time to get to class now though." and clapped her hands twice for effect.>Senpai happily used her hold on my arm to guide me to class while telling the other girls it was open season on grabbing my butt.>On our way to class it rapidly became a game for my girls to grab my butt while I was talking and giggle at my resulting discomposure.>Once in class and after hugs with manners, senpai came over and sat on my lap with a smile, brightly informing me "So you're coming back to my place tonight! Are you nervous?""I'm looking forward to helping you have the best first time you can envision." I said with a calm smile." I want to do the best I can to help make your dreams come true.""With that said, is there anything you want to ominously declare?" I asked knowing full well she enjoyed me being on the back foot.>With a leering smile senpai answered "Why thank you for asking. I DO think you should know you'll be naked almost all the time at my place.""For 'ease of access' I'm guessing. I'm glad I practiced. Sounds good!" I said with a loving smile. "I'll pose for any pictures you want to take too. Anything else?">Senpai added "My mom will be home when we get there and dad will get home just before dinner. But like we said on the group date, they're basically going to just let us be.""Honestly I'm still amazed at even the idea of that." I stated frankly. "It just sounds to good to be true.">Senpai gave me a gentle smile and said "Well it's been true for all of your other girlfriends so far.""Er, Just the Apples really. Fluttershy's parents were out of town and Sunset's an emancipated minor. And I'd at least met Granny before. I guess I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around their motivations on this." I said a littel nervously.>Senpai smiled with realization and informed "Oh the parents are getting a GREAT deal out of this! First, the boyfriend is vetted by the school. Also the base arrangement means the girl is going to have ONE boyfriend throughout highschool with no risk of pregnancy or disease. That's as opposed to a normal highschool girl sometimes having 2-3 boyfriends in a week. The harem arrangement means little risk of their girl suddenly running away with a boy. Oh AND their little girl gets super powers on top of it all. So the parents get a better sense of security for their girl.""That,.. does make a good amount of sense." I said with some hesitation. "How much do they already know about me?"
>>43237272>Senpai said "Dad's only paid attention to the bare basics, but mom knows EVERYTHING.""She knows everything?" I asked>With a wicked smile senpai stated "Oh yes. She knows you eat pussy, that you have the biggest cock in the school, and you want nothing more than to make your girlfriends happy.""Oh." I said with clearly uncertain nervousness. "How wonderful?">Then senpai hugged me tightly, looked up at me and declared "She also knows you won't hit us, despite having taken down six raiders. That you won't even use harsh language even when plainly stressed. And that you always listen to us and are always willing to consider everything we say. YOU, my dear boyfriend. are a parent's dream! Their precious child is SAFE with you. My parents will love you. You'll see.">Then, as I started to reply, she kissed me.By the time she was done, all I could say was "Okay.">For the rest of the day at school, whenever she could manage, senpai was rubbing up against me and talking to me in a very explicit way about what she wanted to do the moment she got me home and alone with her.>All I could do was endure it and listen to her giggle.>At lunch senpai dominated my lap and insisted on feeding me and guiding my unoccupied hands across her body.>During the beginning of laps in PE there was a full minute of debate over whether or not senpai and Fluttershy should pants me at the start. The girls decided against it because they didn't want girls outside of the harem getting an eyeful of me.>After school we walked back to her place while holding hands.>Just as we were about to reach for her front door, it was opened by a small 5'2" woman who looked very much like senpai aside from the even and alternating white and purple broad stripes in her hair."> With a big smile she declared "Hello and welcome! Won't you please come in? YOU must be Anonymous! Twilight has told me SO much about you! You can call me Mrs. Sparkle and her father Mr. Sparkle. How are you doing?""I'm doing very well thank you. Yes my name is Anonymous but many folks like to just call me Anon. And also thank you for welcoming me to your beautiful home! If there's anything I can do for you while I'm here please let me know Mrs. Sparkle." I politely, if a bit formally, answered while senpai broadly smiled at me.>Mrs. Sparkle was still smiling as she closed the door and clasped her hands together, gushing "Oh my Twilight! He's just as polite and well mannered as you said! I can see why Granny likes him too!">Senpai gushed "Right?!? He really is great with manners!"Uncertain how to deal with sudden parental praise, I put my hand behind my head and said "Gosh. I'm not certain what to say so I'll just say thank you.">Mrs. Sparkle kindly informed me "It's fine Anonymous. And to be honest I was rather hoping you could help me with something?"
>>43237274>Senpai gave a simple questioning "Mom?">Then there was the sounds of boards scraping cement just outside the house and another door in the house SLAMMED open!>A younger well muscled boy with crew cut hair in two tones of blue and white skin charged in with a backpack in one hand and the hand of a very pretty girl he was dragging along in the other.>The girl was just as tall as the boy at 5'3" with varying shades of purple, pink, and yellow hair that went well with her soft pink skin.>The boy called out as he walked through the house "Yo mom! Cadence and I will be in my room doing homework.">The girl, apparently named Cadence, offered an apologetic half smile as she was dragged along.>Mrs. Sparkle wasn't having it. "SHINING ARMOR! STOP right this instant!">The boy stopped in his tracks, turned his head to his mom and gave a confused "Huh?">Oh I could feel the glare she was giving him!>Mrs. Sparkle continued "Your sister has brought a guest. I would like my son to show some good manners and come over here and greet him and properly introduce your guest as well please.">Shining Armor and Cadence looked at each other and shrugged, then came over.>Shining put on a clearly fake smile and said as he came over "Oh my bad bro. My name is Shining Armor and this hot girl is Cadence.""Hello to both of you. My name is Anonymous and I'm Twilight's boyfriend.>Cadence piped up with "Hi, I'm Cadence and I'm so glad to hear Twilight finally got a boyfriend!">Without even looking, I knew senpai's eyebrow was twitching at that comment from the younger girl.>Shining, however, had quite a different reaction! "Boyfriend? BOYFRIEND!?! My sister can't have a boyfriend!!" He yelled quite aggressively.>In unison Mrs. Sparkle and senpai demanded "And why not?">Shining sputtered "Because she's my sister! It's not allowed!" and then he turned to me and said threateningly "Don't you TOUCH her!"Before senpai and Mrs. Sparkle could respond, I raised my hand for their attention and asked "May I?>They both smiled and gently nodded.Then I turned back to Shining and calmly said "First I'd like to say that I'm glad someone is here to protect your sister when I'm not around. I can easily understand how someone as smart as her can seem like a beacon of purity and light to her younger brother. But my man, sooner or later you need to understand that she is a fully fledged human being. She has wants, needs, and desires just like you do. And just like Cadence too."
>>43237276"It's a shock to hear it I'm sure. But I promise you that all I want for your sister is for her to be happy. She already knows I won't hit her, hurt her, cheat on her, or run away. And I know she won't hurt me either. And if she can be even happier, you'd want that for her right? Is it okay for your sister to be happy?">Shining was clearly struggling with these new ideas before he said "I guess so?""There it is!" I declared. "Of course you want your family to be happy. It's only natural.">Shining then said "I don't know if a nerd like you can make her happy though.""I'd point out that SHE keeps telling me I can, but I'm guessing you want some kind of contest or competition?">Shining emphatically agreed "Yeah!"I held my hands up at that and said "Look, I came here today to pay attention to your sister and you came to pay attention to Cadence. They're both going to get upset if we put ourselves first, so why don't we just go ahead and pay attention to them like we originally planned?">Mrs. Sparkle chimed in with the declaration "A splendid idea Anonymous! I'll keep score and have the results posted over the dinner table. Now you kids go do your 'homework', heh heh. Oh and the loser has to call the winner 'Sir'.">Senpai INSTANTLY snatched my hand and led me to her room!>Once I was in, she gently closed the door, came over to me and pulled my head down for a kiss.>After that, she went and lied down on her bed, pointed her phone at me and commanded "Take your clothes off slowly." Which I did of course.>Once she had enjoyed that, she put her phone on her dresser and got up to slowly undress herself, much to my delight.>Then she sat down on the very edge of her bed, spread her legs to display her well trimmed pubic hair with two stripes running down the left side and asked me "Bring your face over here boyfriend." As she leaned back.>Wordlessly I smiled as I got on my knees and went to work. I had a plan for my little genius!>T,W,I,L,I,G,H,T>S,P,A,R,K,L,E>I,S>R,E,A,D,I,N,G>T,H,I,S>M,E,S,S,A,G,E>Suddenly she erupted in deep heartfelt laughter!>So I kept licking, and soon the laughter was competing with moans.>Senpai smacked my shoulders with both hands and when I looked up I was amazed.>How could she be looking upset at me, frustrated, and still have THAT big of a smile?
>>43237278>I took what was clearly the best play here and brought my erection up and into full view as I stood up.>Here eyes immediately went to my erection and her smile won out as she lied back in her bed with her legs spread in obvious invitation.I got up on the bed and on top of her. And as I placed the tip of my erect and throbbing penis at her dripping entrance I asked "Can you line me up please?">Still smiling in eager anticipation, she made a slight adjustment to my aim and locked eyes with me and nodded.>With a gasp I slid in easily.>She was TIGHT, but so wet there was no real resistance.>It seemed like she was getting even wetter as I went in.>Her moans were starting to border on wild.>Then suddenly my full length was inside her.>Balls deep.>It had gone in fully with just one continuous push!>I made eye contact with senpai with the intent of expressing my glee at this.>But she had a more powerful message for ME in her eyes!>They were saying "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!">Well who am I to deny a lady?>So I set about building a rhythm and every time I looked into her eyes the answer was always the same.>FUCK ME HARDER!>FUCK ME FASTER!>The only change from that happened when I told her I was getting close.>Suddenly her legs clamped around my waist to keep me fully inside her!>Senpai TOLD me "DO it! I want you to unload those big hairy balls deep inside me! Put it right inside my womb! I NEED you to paint my insides white! DO IT!!">I couldn't last under such encouragement, but as I finished I started kissing her so she wouldn't keep disturbing the house.>From the next room I heard Shining and Cadence saying "Daaaamn." in unison.>Okay dinner was slightly awkward for a few reasons.>The only clothing senpai let me wear in her house was her bathrobe. And owing to our difference in height, it didn't quite cover my butt.>Also I had to carry senpai to the dinner table.>Seems her legs weren't, ahem, quite working as well as they normally would.>After seating senpai, I then had to properly greet her dad Mr. Sparkle.>He was obviously a little confused, but there are more details yet to give.>Because hanging on the wall was a whiteboard with two scores written on it.>Cadence: 3>Twilight: 18 WINNER!
>>43237281>Cadence looked DEEPLY uncomfortable with the scoreboard.>As we started eating Mr. Sparkle asked "Dear, could you please help me understand this scoreboard?">Mrs. Sparkle brightly responded "Why certainly dear. The practical upshot is that our son is a selfish and uncaring lover who is treating this poor girl badly. And he insisted on competing with Anonymous who only wanted to pay attention to Twilight. That competition went less well than he hoped.">Shining exclaimed "What?! What are you talking about? And what IS that score even?">With a glare Mrs. Sparkle declared "Quiet down and listen and you'll find out." Then she looked at Cadence and gently asked "Cadence, will you please tell him what that 3 means? He can't improve without your help here.">Cadence was quiet for a moment, looking down at her food. Then she looked at Shining and said "3 times. I came 3 times in 3 hours. And I thought I was having fun! Now look at your sister's score! He made her cum so hard and so often that her legs don't quite work! THAT is the dream! HE is a fucking legend that you had no chance against in the competition YOU insisted on! YOU, on the other hand, SUCK!">Then Cadence looked at senpai and I and asked "If I could ask you two for any advice or help we'd really appreciate it?"I looked at senpai to get her non-verbal approval and said "I suppose that after dinner I could explain the basics of cunnilingus. That would only take 5-10 minutes and should set you on a better path.">Shining looked confused and asked "What's cunnilingus?""Oh that's the fancy word for eating your girl's pussy. Turns out they quite like the idea." I responded informatively.>Shining insisted "Oh. No thanks bro, I'm g...">He stopped talking because Cadence had put her hand on his shoulder and said "Why thank you Anonymous. I believe I'll join you two so that he pays attention and learns.">Cadence then turned to Shining and said "Look at that scoreboard again. If you don't listen to him and learn then I SWEAR no girl in our school will EVER touch you! Do you understand me?">As Shining nodded along in terror, Mr. Sparkle read the room and asked "Anonymous, if it's okay I'd like to sit in on that too.""Oh I'd be honored sir." I said. "I'm sure your voice of experience will help greatly.">Senpai and I were talking to the girls as we did our homework. "So after that, surprisingly dinner wasn't awkward at all. Kohai talked to my dad and brother for about twenty minutes and Cadence is going to stay the night tonight. Mom will give us all a ride to school tomorrow and I'll stop by Nurse Redheart's office and borrow some crutches for the day.">Rainbow asked "Crutches? Won't your legs be better by tomorrow morning?">Senpai responded with an evil grin and said "Maybe if I didn't fuck him anymore tonight, but we all know that isn't gonna happen."
>>43237284>My Queen asked "My King, how are you holding up?""Oh I'm doing quite well my Queen, thank you for asking. I'd carry any of you when needed of course, but senpai is the smallest and therefore the least challenging to move around as needed. But I do hope an exercise program will help with this in the future.>Applejack stated "We'll look into that and see if we can get her in better shape, but honestly it's on her to not do to much damage.">True to her word, senpai showed no interest in holding back after homework was done. She finally had to tap out around 9PM due to exhaustion.>There was a 3AM activity as well where we both enjoyed the fact we were glowing. Giggling in the hallway and saying "Fireflies." as we went to the bathroom after.>During the morning shower, I noticed the scents for the next girl had french names.>That meant Rarity was next.>A smiling Mrs. Sparkle dropped senpai and I off first much earlier than normal since she also had to take Shining and Cadence to their school.>Nurse Redheart wouldn't be in for a bit yet so we went to our lockers first.>Senpai's locker changed in the expected way with the outside matching her skin tone and internal lighting that did the same.>We both took pictures and sent them to the other girls.>Then I placed my hand on my locker.>It rumbled for about 10 seconds.>There were 2 notable changes when we opened the door.>Beneath senpai's headshot were two crutches in her colors and perfectly sized to her.>And the main hallway seemed to have extended 10 feet ending in a door that declared a unisex restroom was on the other side.>And that's just what it was. A simple restoom like you might find at any gas station (except clean), with a toilet, sink, and a mirror.
>>43237286Hello again everyone! It's Tuesday and my hiatus is over!So here we are with another installment of How to be Dense!Didn't realize it was this long when I was writing it.Today an unworthy rival appears!A de-aged Shining Armor and Cadence made this a lot more fun and interesting to write.They're basically just uppity little shits until they get put in their placeWe are also starting the fun with lockers.Yes I know Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle aren't their names. I got the idea from the wiki because apparently they were credited that way in the end credits of one episode.And Twilight ends up on crutches because Anon ticks several fetish boxes for her.Oh and in case there are any new readers!Hello, I'm Tuesday and I post on,, Tuesday.This update has already been added to the paste athttps://ponepaste.org/11423In case you want to start from the beginning.Thank you everyone for reading!Next week!We know it's Rarity's day and she's already declared her fetish!Also Anon asks the girls for help with his locker.
>>43230676>>43230679Way too small. How are they supposed to fly with these tiny wings?
>>43237025I definitely enjoy these pics of them enough for the sense of the ship to not matter to me.