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Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing

--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

Grey:
https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)
https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)

Yehibo:
https://ponepaste.org/11691 (Maud Pie)
https://ponepaste.org/11692 (Fleur De Lis)
https://ponepaste.org/11812 (Trixie)

Tuesday:
https://ponepaste.org/10501 (Various)
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BetAnon:
https://ponepaste.org/10863 (Various)

Hearthstong:
https://ponepaste.org/11829 (Sunset Shimmer)

LmonE6:
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Cosmic Butthole:
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https://ponepaste.org/9741 (Fluttershy)
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StreamOfGreen:
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https://ponepaste.org/10721 (Mane 7)

DudeNin93:
https://ponepaste.org/10523 (Luna)

InkSlinger:
https://ponepaste.org/9699 (Pinkie Pie)
https://ponepaste.org/10573 (Fluttershy)

RealDash:
https://ponepaste.org/9098 (SciTwi)
https://ponepaste.org/3985 (SciTwi)
https://ponepaste.org/7060 (SciTwi)

Magna Anon:
https://ponepaste.org/9460 (Fluttershy)
https://ponepaste.org/3235 (Rarity)
https://ponepaste.org/3940 (Pinkie)
https://ponepaste.org/4395 (RD)
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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
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>"Now where do you think you're going? Trying to gut a creature whose soft innards can handle diamond shards was comedically stupid, but it was also still an attempt to kill me and I can't just let that slide. Mommy Molestia raised no wimp... she raised a WARRIOR."
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>>43187244
Time for Spike to go on some rampaging mode again (sexually)
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>>43187244
This will end in creampies
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Someone said a recap for Alanamous would be wise and while I don't see it may as well. I hope to have an update by tonight(Monday) so here is a very abridged version:

Original Story:
>Anon dates SciTwi.
>Anon cheats on SciTwi with Rainbow Dash.
>Anon fugs SciTwi.
>Gets exposed as a cheater.
>Anon an heores.
>Bad End

Main story:
>SciTwi is pregnant.
>Despite heavy pressure from her family, SciTwi gives up baby to Anon's parents.
>Alanamous is SciTwi's and Anon's daughter.
>Alanamous grows up without SciTwi present.
>Alanamous is bitter.
>Alanamous enters high school.
>Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash are school staff.
>Both discover Alanamous as SciTwi's daughter.
>Sunset Shimmer pushes them to reunite.
>Doesn't go well at first.
>Then SciTwi and Alanamous slowly, but surley, gets a little closer together.
>Then SciTwi fucks it up.
>Alanamous is furious.
>Voices that aren't hers is telling her to kill SciTwi.
>Everyone is gathering at a dance to try and nip a possible magical quagmire in the bud.
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>>43187913
Sometimes key details in a long story could be misremembered, so a recap is pretty helpful when that happens.
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>>43187629
EQG Stream this Sunday!
We'll be watching "Magical Movie Night" and playing Haxball, SRB2 Kart and Gartic Phone!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-stream
Hoping to see you there!
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>>43188177
Oh that’s neat, another one.
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Dat alicorn 2nd puberty...
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>>43188396
Based Goddess Growth
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>>43185037
was not expecting the plot to be kick-started by a couple of CHS randos, but they do a good job of explaining everything to Anon. and they're right, Sunset is hot as hell

the post before this one had a typo, in case you want to fix it for a future pastebin
>Catchign the bus at the last second.
>>43185041
lmao. the second I read there was a green kid on the bus I knew who it was, which is why Pinkie works so well here. I usually really enjoy your Pinkie, and your other favorite green of mine is that one where she works at the pogo stick diner.

>"Learn anything new you didn't get to see on the Discovery Channel?"
kek
>>43185049
>"I'll find out if she's feeling anything herself too." Sunset gives you the answer
Mama Sunset is definitely going to be feeling herself later, don't you worry Sunset.

In the next post, I laughed out loud when Mama Sunset swiped the screwdriver out of his hand.

The part where she jumped him in bed was hot as hell, especially how you described some of the handjob stuff (wrist rolling, her thumb caressing his tip.) I loved it when the whipped cream thing came back while she was blowing him too, how she was using her tongue to get his cock to erupt more and more.

The awkward date at the end was good too and makes me want to read more, even if I did feel bad for Sunset. yeah, i'm really enjoying this one Grey, thanks for writing the prompt
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>>43187098
I love tomboy abs
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>Ember: "HEEEY THORAX! THERE YOU ARE!"
>Smolder: "COME ON, OCELLUS! THE LAVA IS NICE AND WARM!"
>Thorax: *whisper* "Would it be akward to tell them we can't swim?"
>Ocellus: *whisper* "I think it would be more akward if get turned into sculptures, your majesty."
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>THE LAVA IS NICE AND WARM!"
My sides.
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I love dragon girls
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Already the best pic of this new trend I've seen so far.
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I've been going back and forth with this. I hope it comes off as well as it did in my head.

Anyways, here's more Alanamous

>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>And you are pretty proud of yourself.
>You stand over on a stage overlooking the large ballroom full of students.
>Mingling.
>Dancing.
>And generally having a good time.
>Not bad for your first Spring Formal as Principal.
>All with help from some good friends of course.
>After a few minutes of overlooking the large gathering of students, you now make your way off stage to walk the grounds and leave the DJ to their duties.
>And to continue to admire the work that was put in to make this year's Spring Formal spectacular.
>Adorned all over the walls and draped over the ceiling were a brilliant diamond coated drapes.
>The bright sparkly gleam from the diamonds shining in the lights made the hall all the more beautiful.
>You pass through a small group of students and see the one who was responsible for the diamond studded hall.
>One of the chaperone's for this dance.
>Her deep blue trench coat with white fur collars and cuffs flowed down to near her feet.
>Her skin still a silky smooth white just like when she was younger.
>Granted, she adorned almost as much makeup as Cadence to keep her youthful appearance.
>But this one let her hair naturally age as she has a sizable silver streak in her long flowing purple hair.
>She seemed to be in deep conversation with some students when she notices you.
>Her face lights up brighter than the gleaming diamonds she made for the event and turns to you.
>”Sunset, darling!”
>She calls out to you with her arms wide open.
>You approach her and right into her embrace.
“Good to see you too, Rarity.”
>You greet your longtime friend arms wrapped around Rarity.
“You've done an incredible job in jazzing up the hall for the dance.”
>You complement the work she has done in decorating the room.
>With a little help from her powers.
“And..., thank you for coming and being a chaperone for tonight.”
>You then thank her.
>To which she lightly waves you off.
>”Oh it's no big deal.” She easily brushes off the complement. “Though I must ask”
>She adds while looking around the hall.
>”What is this..., Magical issue that you speak of?”
>You just nod and rub her shoulder.
“I'll explain once I've confirmed the others are here. For the time being enjoy the dance.”
>You reassure her.
>”Oooh, it'll be marvelous to see Twilight Sparkle again! It's been so long.”
>She coos and pats you on the shoulder and you move on.
>You already know most of the girls are here.
>It's Twilight you're not sure if she is here or not since she is, even to this day, notoriously bad at keeping track of time.
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>>43190128

>Even when this possible dire situation involves her daughter.
>Speaking of which.
>You haven't seen Alanamous or her friends anywhere in the convention center yet.
>And you know she's going to be here as her name appears student guest list.
>You may want to intercept either her or Twilight Sparkle before they have a chance to run into each other.
>You don't know what could happen if they meet again and cooler heads don't prevail.
>The thought of it puts a pep in your step.
>As you move along, you are now passing by a line of vendor stands that were set up along the sides of the ballroom.
>Various stands were set up and provided various snacks, sweets and drinks.
>Much of the food is from local vendors who were generous enough to donate some of their service and time.
>You stop in front of one of said vendors.
>Their booth was filled with various snacks and pastries.
>All revolving around a single item.
>Apple slices
>Apple pies.
>Apple fritters.
>Applesauce.
>A punch bowl with paper cups littered around it filled with a light brown liquid.
>You assume apple juice.
>You smile and look up to the vendor manning the booth and see a familiar face.
“How are things going so far AppleJack?”
>AppleJack
>Another one of your friends.
>And another element of harmony.
>She hasn't changed much since the last time you saw her a few months ago.
>Orange skin.
>Long blonde hair with small silver streaks done into a messy pony tail.
>Her signature cowboy hat now withered and wrinkled from years of use.
>She wore a tattered two tone brown checkered pattern flannel shirt over he white t shirt.
>Faded jeans with small pockets of tears along the sides.
>She wore a simple white apron with an apple imprinted with it over her outfit.
>Her bright green eyes are now accompanied with dark bags underneath them.
>Despite that, she still had a bright smile at the sight of you.
>”Thing's are lookin' pretty good so far shug.”
>She happily replied.
>She took a moment and came from around her set up to give you a quick hug.
“I really do appreciate you helping out tonight and getting all this ready in such a short amount of time.” You thank your friend. “Especially with how busy you usually are with your work at the farm.”
>AppleJack casually waves you off.
>”D'aww shucks, ain't no thing, Ah got Mac'n his kin and Applebloom working just for tonight.”
>She easily reassures you.
>”Besides, this'll be a prime opportunity to promote Sweet Apple Acres' products to the new kids.”
>She adds and you pat her on the shoulder.
“Well, I'm going to do a walk around to see if everyone is here and we can all regroup.”
>AppleJack smiles.
>”Can't wait to see Twilight! It's been too long!”
>You nod again.
“Take care and see you in a minute.”
>You finally take your leave to see if everyone else is present.
>As you navigate your way through the crowd of students you run into Rainbow Dash.
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>She was in her usual getup of a white shirt and navy blue over shirt and black leggings.
>You nod to Dash and she walks up to you.
>”Hey.”
>She simply greets you and you nod in response.
“How are things looking so far?”
>You ask.
>”So far so good.” She responds. “I haven't seen Alanamous or her friends yet.”
>You take a quick scan of the area to see if you can notice her.
>And of course you don't see her or the others.
>”Is Twilight around?”
>Rainbow Dash then asks and you shake your head.
“No, and I hope to catch her before she tries to confront Alanamous before we've all gathered at least.”
>You explain to Dash.
>”What about the others?”
>She then asks.
“Rarity and AppleJack are here, I know Pinkie Pie is here but haven't seen her yet. Same with Fluttershy.”
>You explain, still looking around in the hopes of spotting either Alana or Twilight.
>Still nothing.
>You nod to Dash and continue on your patrol of the grounds.
>as you make your way through the crowds of students you can't help of be nostalgic for when you were a student attending gatherings such as this.
>Though some of them you would much rather forget.
>There were still more good memories than bad ones at least.
>You then hear a large and loud ovation not too far from you which caught your attention.
>You decide to investigate the noise to make sure it wasn't a fight or anything nefarious.
>As you approach the origin of the ovation you notice a few familiar faces.
>First was Pinkie Pie.
>Years of consumption of sweets hasn't been too kind to her figure but she still seems her comfortable in her skin regardless.
>She was accompanied by her husband, Cheese Sandwich.
>Together, they run a party planning and events show.
>It was a no brainier to have them come and set up a performance for the Spring Formal.
>They were in the middle of a bit that involved several animals.
>After it all the crowd once again cheered for them as they took a bow.
>Pinkie then noticed you and you meekly waves from the background.
>She whispers something to her husband and then makes her way towards you.
>”Thank you so much Canterlot High! We are gonna take a short break but we'll be back real soon!”
>Cheese announced to the students which caused the crowd to thin out a bit so Pinkie had a straight shot to you.
>As she got closer she held her arms out for an embrace.
>You then step up and wrap your arms around your friend.
>”Sunset!”
>Pinkie exclaims as she squeezes you tight.
>Causing some minor discomfort.
“Good to see you too, Pinkie.”
>You breathe out as you continue to lose oxygen from you friends tight grip around you.
>Despite her size she still has impressive strength
>She finally lets you go and you can breathe freely again
“Thanks for agreeing to come and participate on such short notice”
>You thank her and she giggles
>”Oh it's no biggie! Anything for a friend!”
>She loudly exclaims in her eternal optimistic tone
>”Besides! It's thanks to you that we are able to try out our new routine!”
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>>43190131

>She adds as she now points in the direction of a small gathering of animals.
>Kneeling and attending to the animals was yet another old friend.
>After she was finished with her work she then stands and turns to you.
>Fluttershy.
>If all the others looked a little heftier, Fluttershy looks thinner than she did back in high school.
>Well, Rainbow Dash looks as fit as she did back in high school.
>Fluttershy's pink hair a little paler than it was all those years ago.
>And little more messier.
>She wore a pale green one piece dress.
>She puts on a tired smile and she comes up to embrace you.
“Hey Fluttershy.”
>You greet her.
“Are you a part of the show with Pinkie now?”
>You ask.
>Fluttershy shakes her head.
>”Oh no, She just wanted me to help with some animals for tonight.”
>She explains.
>That's right, she works over at the shelter.
>Also helps that she can talk to the animals for better cooperation.
“Thank you again for doing this, Fluttershy.”
>You thank another friend.
>And that leaves everyone except for Twilight Sparkle.
“Well, everyone is here except for Twilight.”
>You announce to Pinkie and Fluttershy.
>”Is she okay?”
>Fluttershy asks about Twilight.
>Which caught you a little off guard.
“O-oh, she's fine!” You quickly answer. “She just always has a million things going on, you know how it is.”
>Fluttershy looks concerned.
>”Will she really show up tonight to just be a chaperone?” She questions. “Is this magic issue you briefly spoke of really that big a deal?”
>You slowly nod.
“It kinda is.” You respond “But I want to make sure everyone is gathered so she can tell you all what is really going on.”
>After you tell them you notice someone in your peripheral.
>Alanamous has arrived with her friends.
>It doesn't look like she and Twilight ran into each other.
>Perfect.
>Even more so now that they are unknowingly approaching you.
>You turn to face the students and call out to them.
“Welcome to the Spring Formal.”
>You greet the students and they notice you.
>”Principal Shimmer!”
>Sunny Starscout was the one who called out to you.
>They all gathered around you.
>With Alanamous hanging in the back.
>Before anyone says anything, Alanamous then turns to leave the group.
>You try to step away to follow her but then the others get in your way.
>”Sorry but, do you have a minute?”
>Sunny then asks you.
>Shit.
>You want to speak to Alanamous.
>But as Principal, it's not a good look to just blow off students who want your attention.
>You dart your eyes from Sunny to Alanamous several times.
“S-sure!”
>You awkwardly say.
“Is it important?”
>You then add, equally as awkward as your last line.
>”It kind of is.” Sunny answers. “It's about that time at Twilight's lab.”
>That immediately got your attention.
>”And Alanamous.”
>Okay.
>Now you are focused on them.
>You just hope this won't further complicate things.
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>>43190133

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Sitting in your car.
>Outside the Canterlot Convention Center.
>Site of this years Canterlot High Spring Formal.
>You are trying to mentally prepare yourself.
>You need to confront your daughter.
>But she is avoiding you.
>And from some accounts, there seems to be a voice in her head telling her to kill you.
>Working theory is she inherited something else from you besides your bad eyesight and brains.
>But a magical monster that you thought you sealed away in you.
>You were afraid that if you ever had any children that this could be a possibility.
>So now you had to resort to this.
>Confronting her.
>In a large crowd.
>This will be interesting regardless.
>Your plan was to have the other elements present in the case things go south.
>You haven't seen many of your friends for years.
>And now all of a sudden everyone is together.
>To perhaps zap a monster.
>A monster that happens to be your own flesh and blood.
>Even more than your flesh and blood, but your very own child.
>It happened to you in the past.
>It wasn't so bad so perhaps it won't hurt your daughter.
>You take a deep breath.
>You've stalled enough.
>And you've hid yourself from this for too long.
>It's time you take care of this once and for all.
>To take care of Midnight Sparkle once and for all, if at all possible.
>And.
>If possible.
>Reconcile with Alanamous.
>You finally exit your car.
>Chaperone badge in hand.
>And you enter the convention center.
>You were in awe at the décor of the large hall.
>Shining diamonds littered along the ceiling of the hall with lights highlighting the brilliance of them.
>No doubt the work or Rarity.
>Many of the students were dancing and socializing with each other and most importantly, not noticing you.
>You were able to navigate through the bundle of students freely in the hopes of trying to locate Sunset Shimmer.
>But then you see her.
>Alanamous.
>She was by herself.
>Making her way out of the hall.
>A golden opportunity.
>But then you remember.
>The strategy was to confront her with Sunset Shimmer.
>You should stick to the plan.
>Considering she is avoiding you.
>But...
>You are going to have to corner her sooner or later.
>Regardless if Sunset, Dash or the others are with you.
>Also she isn't with her group.
>So you have her alone.
>You have decided to go and confront her.
>It's better to take care of this as soon as possible.
>The situation shouldn't be that bad.
>You now proceed in her direction.
>And pass through the door she went through.
>Through the door you are now in a room that was similar to the main hall.
>Just a bit smaller.
>And not as bright as the room was lit by the standard florescent lighting of the building.
>There you saw her.
>Alanamous.
>Sitting by herself on an office chair.
>Away from everyone.
>As you slowly creep closer to your daughter you have a better look at her dolled up appearance.
>Your heart flutters a bit at how beautiful she looks right now.
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>>43190136

>Her face glowing in the pale artificial lighting of the room along with her hair.
>Smoothed, neatly done and shined in the same lighting.
>You got close enough that she noticed someone was in the room with her and looked in your direction.
“Hey.”
>You meekly wave to her.
>Alana's initial reaction was one of shock but then quickly turns to annoyance.
>She then starts to get up from her seat.
>”Oh, yeah, now that there is nobody around you want to talk to me.”
>She bitterly spits out as she now storms away from you.
“Wait!” You call out. “I'm sorry for what happened at the Sifu test!”
>You try to apologize for what happened the last time you two were together while trying to catch up to her.
“We need to talk!”
>You raise your voice which makes Alana turn to face you.
>”You had your chance!”
>She yells at you which stops you in your tracks.
>”And after months of doing things together and just when I start feeling like maybe I finally have a mother; You STILL wouldn't tell a friend that I was your daughter!”
>There was a sting in her glare that pierced you as bad as her words.
>You try to keep your composure.
“Will you PLEASE listen to me!?”
>You further raise your voice an octave.
>Which doesn't help in deescalating the situation.
>”What the fuck for!? You had seventeen years to at least send a postcard or SOMETHING showing that you at least cared even a little bit like you claim, but no!”
>She steps towards you.
>And you step up as well.
“Alanamous PLEASE!”
>Your voice raises again
>She isn't intimidated.
>”And when we are finally in the same room with each other you just try to play dumb until I say some shit that makes you just casually spill it out like it's some fucking accident!”
>Your pendant is starting to react.
>Not good.
>You need to stay calm.
>Even if Alanamous isn't listening to you.
>”And then you give me some bullshit spiel about how if dad were still alive I could have been aborted and you tried to play the hero and save me because he's dead so he can't defend himself!”
>That came out of nowhere.
>Again with Anon?
>Where the fuck did she get that from?
>Is that how she felt about your explanation?
>You are starting to feel hot at that.
>You never insinuated that.
>But now Alanamous is right up on you.
“I NEVER TRIED TO 'PLAY THE FUCKING HERO' ABOUT WANTING YOU ABORTED!”
>You scream in her face.
>You're blowing up on her.
>Which caught her off guard.
>You are tired of her having this perfect picture of Anon in her head.
>You tried to hold your tongue about it.
>You tried to preserve it.
>No more.
>But now if she wants the truth, she's getting it.
“YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND WHY HE DIED?”
>You ask.
>Alana stays silent.
“HE WAS FUCKING RAINBOW DASH BEHIND MY BACK!”
>Still yelling at the top of your lungs.
“ALL THE WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP, HE WAS FUCKING YOUR SOCCER COACH IN MY OWN HOUSE!”
>Alana's face was no longer angry..
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>>43190138

>Now it was blank, almost shocked look.
“AND AFTER HE TOOK MY VIRGINITY AFTER HE WAS BETRAYING MY TRUST, PRINCIPAL SHIMMER EXPOSED HIM AS THE DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT CHEATER AS HE WAS, AND WHAT DID HE DO AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT? HE PUNCHED AND KNOCKED OUT RAINBOW DASH AND RAN INTO THE FOREST AND JUMPED OFF A CLIFF!”
>Your voice is starting to hurt from yelling at the top of your lungs.
>The noise you were making started to attract a small crowd.
>Despite the noise in the other in the main hall.
>You didn't care anymore.
“HE KILLED HIMSELF AND TOOK THE COWARDS WAY OUT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T COPE WITH HIS FUCK UPS AND I DAMN WELL GARANTEE YOU THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MAN ENOUGH TO FIX OUR MISTAKE-”
>You stopped dead in your tracks.
>But it was too late.
>You said the 'M' word.
>To Alanamous.
You were mortified with yourself now.
“Oh no!”
>You said out loud to Alana.
>Who just continue to stand there.
>Staring blankly into the void.
>No sheen or light in her eyes.
>”I-I'm a..”
>Then her eyes started to gloss over.
“No!”
>You tried to run up to her and she easily pushed you away and started to run away.
>She was quick but you used your telekinesis to stop her in her tracks in a panic.
>She then stood frozen in place.
>You quickly ran up to her and she actually broke free of your magical grip.
>Alana then turned and squared herself up.
>She squatted and drove her elbow into your midsection.
“OOF!”
>The force of her strike was enough to send you flying back several feet and you tumble onto the ground.
>Good god that felt like getting hit full force by a battering ram.
>You try to get back up but the pain from the strike was too much and you fall over coughing violently.
>You moan in pain as you try to look over to Alanamous.
>She was still in her pose.
>Hyperventilating.
>You saw the hatred in her eyes.
>Along with tears streaming out from both.
>”You.” She began. “Fucking piece of shit!”
>She roared.
>It was then she started to glow.
>”I FUCKING HATE YOU!!”
>She let out this otherworldly wail.
>Then you saw cracks in her face.
>It seemed like Alanamous was aware of them as she now had this worried look on her face.
>The cracks began to spread across her face and down her neck and shoulders.
>Alana's face look like she was in pain at the fissures across her body.
>The cracks then started to glow neon green and Alana knelt down.
>She starting to grunt and scream as if there were an internal struggle.
“A-lana..”
>You tried to talk but it hurt to even breathe.
>Perhaps thanks to a broken rib.
>Alana continued to struggle until she started to float in the air.
>The Dark aura that surrounded her started to intensify as the fissures emitting the neon green energy all over her body begin to shine brighter.
>”AHHHHHHHH!!!”
>Another shriek into the sky as she was engulfed by a black energy ball.
>An explosion of violet and green energy erupts and blinds you.
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>You try to shield your eyes from the blinding light but the force from the explosion pushes several feet away.
>Finally several moments it was safe to look.
>Where Alanamous stood is now someone floating in the air.
>Her jet black hair flowed up like a large black flame.
>A long violet unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead along with white energy rings around her eyes that were currently shut.
>Her gigantic black angels wings had patterns of green and violet across the wingspan.
>She wore a black strapless one piece dress with green outline and violet streaks along the lower half and matching pattern boots.
>Her hands were larger and fingers were more like claws.
>Finally she opened her eyes.
>Her eyes were still moderate violet like your own.
>However, there was definite fear in them.
>Then her pupils started to constrict.
>Once they reached the center of her all white eyes, then the whites began to constrict until there was nothing but pure darkness and a single tiny white dot in the center of a void.
>”AH HAHAHAHA!”
>Alana.
>No.
>It's not her.
>Midnight Sparkle began cackling like a wild animal.
>”FINALLY!! AFTER MANY LONG YEARS, I'M FREE!!”
She screamed and let out a massive energy blast that once again sent you flying back.
>You tumbled along the floor until you were closer to the entrance to the main hall.
>You then watch in horror as the energy blast rips apart the large room you were in and you were greeted with the moonlit night.
>”Twilight!?”
>A familiar voice screams out to you.
>You slowly try to look over to who shouted at you.
>But you were still weak from Alanamous' strike.
>It was then you felt someone try to lift you from the ground only for you to yelp out in pain.
>”Are you okay!?”
>You weakly turn to look at your friend.
“Sunset.”
>You weakly call out.
“I'm sorry, I screwed up again.”
>You apologize to your friend.
>Sunset Shimmer now beside you.
>”What happened!?”
>She yells.
>You both then look at the creature who now is starting back at you.
>A look of anger and a hunger.
>A hunger for violence.
>What have you done?

and that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

Well, I hope I can get out of this. I was torn on if I should use the 'mistake' line as that is a very big thing. Which is why she didn't say 'she was a mistake' but there is insinuation. I did say things would go to shit real fast and now we have the infamous Midnight Sparkle spawn: Zero Hour Alanamous

As always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome
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Really based update!
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>>43190532
Didn’t realize how old this was until I checked the link
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>>43190145
Damn. What a troubling note to end this on. I’ll be looking forward to what comes next.
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>>43190411
>”M’sugarcube.”
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RPing with Shimmy and Ponk.
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>>43191280
I don’t think it’s talked about enough that these two are dynamic duo
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>>43191394
A* dynamic duo
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>>43191394
Probaably because tt's kind of overshadowed by Twi and Pinkie's dynamic duo/ship. Both are overly organized and obsessive, as well as mentally ill but one is very serious, nerdy, anti-social (even after her character development she's still quite the shut-in), a bookworm and snarky emo (well, that one she used to be) and the other is goofy, happy-go-lucky, social, a party girl, usually on her manic mode and her depressive mode is a punk.
Yes, I know you're talking about EqG, but let's be real, most people don't make the distinction in their heads, except for very specific characters, like Sci-Twi.
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>>43191329
Sexy cellist
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>>43191422
The moon really is made of cheese or at least her milk jugs are
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>>43188396
How nice of them to cuddle around her during her lewd growth spurt
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>>43191844
I’d help her pick up her marbles (after plapping her)
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>>43191445
Interesting breakdown of their characters. I’m not sure how Pinkie can be described as organized like Twilight is though.
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>>43192344
Probably not nearly as much as FiM Pinkie Pie, for sure. We certainly never saw her secret Party Planning Cave. (wa-hey)
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>>43192390
True lol
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>>43191422
What I’d give to suck on those huge moon tits all night
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>>43191445
>>43192344
>>43192390
Again, let's be real, most people don't make the distinction in their heads for most EqG characters. Hell, the EqG stuff didn't even bother giving any human other than Sci-Twi a different appearance than their pony counterparts when they got ponified.
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>>43191844
>"S-sooo... what do you, uh, think?"
>"...It..It looks...good... I guess... and... it's comfortable... Thanks for... trying it with me..."
>"Uh n-no don't mention it. I understand trying more... risque clothes can feel.. akward. B-but really you have no reason to doubt yourself, just like miss Rarity said, you're a natural model."
>"..."
>"I-is something wrong? If I, uh, said something weird, I-"
>"No, it's just, you... uh, you also look... very... beautiful."
>"W-w-w-what!?! No, me... I'm not- I don't think I'm..."
>"No, you're... very pretty..."
>"..."
>"..."
They "tested dresses" until the next morning.
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>>43192947
Just girl things
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>>43192881
>pic
Who’s OC is that laying on the ground?
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>>43193157
No idea.
Also, my bad.
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>>43193769
Can't go wrong with a thick dragon
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>>43192947
I miss the guy writing the shy girls green
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>>43194251
Hope she doesn’t wake up from what I’d do
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>>43194653
Idk man, some people wake up when you put a blanket on them
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>>43194012
maybe he got his own harem of big titty girls that take up all his time now
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>>43195271
Please just let them tackle me and to whatever they want together to me. I’m ready.
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>>43196023
I thank all that is good for big boobs
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>>43196023
Wish that was be between them
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>>43196951
That isn't very aerodynamic, not that I'm complaining...
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>>43196988
She keeps her fast in her chest.
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>>43197002
That works too
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>>43196988
>That isn't very aerodynamic
Thus why she's discharging them.
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>>43197401
>Sure, Twi! Undoing that front knot of your shirt in the hallway could land you in trouble
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>9
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>>43195139
>thinking she's actually asleep
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>>43197401
Twi really rocks the slutty schoolgirl getup
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>>43197002
would love to know what her "fast" holders feels like in my hands
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>>43198874
They feel like heaven
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It's been a minute since I last updated but don't worry I'll get this story done. I've been swamped with work and that shit takes priority.
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>>43199272
Take your time man
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>>43188177
Tomorrow!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-stream
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>>43200077
Good stuff
>>43199995
Can’t wait
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>>43199925
Those different color fingernails feel off to me. At least on Rarity
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>>43200077
I’ll never get tired of this adorable ship
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>>43197924
She would sleep soundly for 14 hours after I’m through with her
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>>43201688
She’s taking good care of them alright
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>>43201166
Why does pinkie have two sets of eyebrows?
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>>43198241
That she does.
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>>43199995
>>43187629
3 hours to start!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10061160/eqg-stream
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
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>>43201885
Good question. To which I do not have an answer.
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>>43201897
Starting!!
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
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>pic
>Getting used to dancing in her underwear on camera for fame
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>>43202419
Photons are stored in the tits
>missing from pic: me getting happily sunburnt
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>>43203358
It’s simple. Celestia just needs some “Sunscreen”.
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>>43203410
Goddess I wish that was Me.
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I find humor in the fact that this song https://youtu.be/ebwc6mbgpqA?list=PLqs-DTviWC-hrK9mkDKQ9KnAJ2ZrN_rdO has been a tremendous help and inspiration in writing Zero Hour Alanamous' scenes
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Cute!
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Nearly 6k words out the gate, sorry about that.

>Ah, Canterlot City
>In the past decades most people would describe it as a sleepy little town
>If one had to mention anything of note about the place it'd probably be the completely one-sided rivalry that had been going on between the two local high schools for decades
>The kind of losing streak Canterlot High had going on really had to be studied, something that truly sad only came around once in a lifetime
>Of course then a demon tried to enslave the school's populace and things really weren't ever the same afterwards
>Ever since then, the city gained a bit of notoriety, being ranked pretty damn high on clickbait articles of dangerous towns to avoid visiting across the country
>So many exploded gas mains, peculiar weather balloons falling, mass gas leaks had been reported over the years that it almost made one question how there was even a city left standing
>The locals knew better, of course
>Just a bit of chicanery to keep any government higher than the local authority from turning their eyes on the town and getting a real look at what was going on: the continued leakage of Equestrian Magic into the world
>Almost everyone had stories to swap about cherished items gaining enchantments, or a neighbor going berserk and turning into an angry grievance-themed wizard before getting their ass beat by a septet of women
>It was just a fact of life living in Canterlot City that at some point you were going to get hit in the face with a rainbow
>Don't make a big deal out of it
>(Seriously, don't make a big deal about it, no one wants the FBI raiding the town)
>And so for a time that was life
>But as everyone got a little older
>A new aspect of the town was developing
>Ever since that fateful Battle of The Bands a little over half a decade ago, the music scene in Canterlot City had grown more and more prominently
>Dozens of bands and solo acts had been spurred to action by the Dazzlings and their Siren's Call
>Inspired by the breakout performance of The Rainbooms that had saved the school from being turned into a feeding ground for the Sirens, many groups were also keen to try their hand at being something
>Years after this generation had graduated from High School, many groups still persisted
>Bookings for gigs were cutthroat in Canterlot City
>Dozens of acts fighting over the scraps they could, trying to get their names out there
>And so, what was originally a nowhere town with almost nothing to speak of about it turned magical hotspot was now on the precipice of something else:
>Becoming the next Nashville or New Orleans
>All this town needed was one breakout group to put it on the map
>Anyone not actively participating in the scene "knew" that that was going to be The Rainbooms, still going strong all these years later
>But Trixie and The Illusions, Flash Drive, The Snapshots, MC Snips, DJ Pon-3, among many others...
>Well, they certainly had their own ideas on who was Number One in town
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>>43204264
>Where did (You) figure into all of this, though?
>Well, that's simple:
>In the middle of all of these competing bands, (You) were a Mercenary
>...
>No, not that kind of mercenary, obviously
>That wouldn't be at all relevant to the premise we just spent 3500 characters setting up, now would it?
>You were a Lyrical Mercenary
>A surprisingly lucrative profession, if you say so yourself
>Because at the end of the day, there's two things these bands manage to have in common:
>Almost everyone is in their mid-20s, and no one's doing this professionally yet
>Which means beyond having to practice their sets and meet up for gigs
>They also their day jobs to contend with
>Some have college courses to attend
>Most often have both
>And sometimes? A bandmate couldn't make a show because they spent all night cramming for an exam and they're totally burnt out
>Or their boss is being a huge dick and sprung overtime on them on nights when they already had a show lined up
>Or a litany of other reasons that resulted in the same thing: a band was down a member and needed someone to slot in on short notice
>That's where the Mercenaries came in
>Musicians unaffiliated with any band who were happy to fill in those missing slots... for a fee
>(You) were far from the only one, of course
>But if you were to let yourself crow a bit, you were absolutely the best Mercenary in the city
>(You) are Power Chord, and ever since you were a snotty little baby, playing with the toy drum you mother bought you to distract and wear you out while she fucked the pool boy, music was your life
>As you grew up and got more acquainted with it, there wasn't an instrument you didn't try your damndest to master if you could get your hands on it
>And at Crystal Prep Academy, with its' ludicrously funded music department (along with every other department being flush with cash, who was Principal Cinch fucking?)
>That meant you got your hands on quite a few of them
>The end result being an incredibly well-rounded proficiency with all manner of instruments
>Guitars of all stripes (Lead, Bass, Rhythm), drums, violin, piano - even the mighty keytar
>There hadn't been a request for mercenary work that crossed your way that you hadn't been able to fulfill yet
>Your ability to slot into any role had made you quite in demand
>From running drums for Flash Sentry and his Flash Drive
>Shredding lead guitar for Photo Finish's Snapshots
>You once even took the stage with Octavia Melody for a cello duel at her behest
>Your most prominent and persistent clients, though?
>Easily The Rainbooms
>Fielding seven members all with incredibly busy lives meant that more often than not at least one of them simply couldn't make a performance here and there
>Whether the bassist Applejack had put off the harvest for too long and couldn't leave the farm
>Or keytarist Rarity had deadlines to meet for her boutique that simply couldn't be pushed back further
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>>43204267
>Or the drummer Pinkie Pie finally crashed after a week straight of partying and working overtime at her bakery job and was going to go into a coma for at least 48 hours
>Or anything the rest of the group couldn't hold off any longer
>They made for a most lucrative group on your end
>And tonight was no different
>The aforementioned Pinkie Pie was in the midst of another one of her sugar comas, leading you to take up the role for them
>You all performed exceptionally, naturally
>This was far from your first time working with the Rainbooms, and despite not being a member you had picked up on their cadence as if you'd founded the band by this point
>So when the crowd for the decently sized auditorium they'd managed to pack erupted, you simply basked in it with them
>(That and finally let out a deep breath behind the mask you were wearing)
>(Mercenaries tended to make it very apparent that they weren't a member of the band they were working for - some of them took to wearing elaborate costumes that clashed against the rest of the group's aesthetic, along with stage names)
>(You kept it simple: a green full face mask that Rarity had very kindly stitched together for you, obscuring your face and replacing it with a massive question mark)
>(Your stage name? Anonymous)
>After a time Rainbow Dash finally grew tired of soaking up cheers and called it a night
>Leading you to your least favorite part of the experience:
>The post show bar crawl
>Now, don't get you wrong
>You liked working with The Rainbooms, they were an exceptionally talented band
>And individually, they all seemed like pretty cool ladies
>But you regretted your inability to turn down the bar crawl
>(Too many wide, expecting eyes on you at once, you weren't made of stone!)
>But whenever you went on these crawls, you... pretty much became an afterthought to them
>Not maliciously
>At least you don't think
>But this was a group of friends who had known each other, some of them for over a decade now
>They knew each other like the back of their own hands
>And trying to slip into that group dynamic was like trying to get around a brick wall by running straight through it
>Splat
>So, they chattered among themselves, shared in-jokes that were years in the making, and you...
>You just kinda existed at the same table as them
>In the least the 'newest' member of their group (still a present part of their troupe by half a decade at this point), Twilight Sparkle realized you were still there
>And she was always happy to engage you in conversation if someone else wasn't taking up her attention
>Though admittedly it was mostly a conversation with her at the head, so it lead to a lot of scientific jargon that flew so far over your head it was laughable
>It was much the same when she talked about her burgeoning magic theories (She and Sunset were pretty much the brains of this operation when it came to their activities regarding that stuff, and it showed)
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>>43204268
>In the least, being the complete librosexual that she was, she was all too happy to discuss literature with you on top of all that, which was much more easier for you to keep up and actually engage with
>So when you weren't filling in for her these bar crawls often times turned into a two-person book club between the two of you
>Tonight's discussion on the character motivations of "Middlemarch"'s Dorothea Brooke and her disastrous pursuit of Edward Casuabon wasn't going so well, however
>Rainbow Dash had bullied Twilight into "living a little tonight"
>By which she meant actually drinking instead of enjoying a soda while everyone else drank alcohol
>Which led to the bookworm enjoying her first Cuba Libra, or rum and coke
>It also led everyone to realizing that Twilight was a complete fucking lightweight (something that probably should've been apparent in the first place, given that she wasn't a prominent drinker in the slightest)
>You thought she was trying to say something about Tertius Lydgate's subplot, but she was slurring her words so badly that she could've been talking about Typhoid and sewer grates for all you could tell
>Then she lost her balance and smacked her head on the table
>The sudden bang caused everyone at the table to jump
>And the den mother, Applejack, to take stock of everyone
>Rainbow Dash was holding her own, to your continued surprise
>She was like five feet even and had at best 5% bodyfat
>You have no idea where she got the alcohol tolerance she had from
>Or where it all went
>Rarity was currently trying to let Applejack wear her like a scarf, hanging off the farmgirl and giggling shamelessly
>Bit too much wine for that one, but AJ certainly didn't mind
>Fluttershy was sleeping in the booth already, with four drained daiquiris in front of her
>And Sunset...
>Well, Sunset left already
>She had an early morning to get ready for, with a fairly major psychology exam waiting for her
>"Alrigh', I think we're about done here for th' night."
>Rainbow Dash immediately started whining and protesting while you got out of your chair to check on Twilight
>Fortunately, she hadn't headbutted the table nearly as hard as it had sounded
>There was a bit of a mark but she hadn't broke the skin at all
>Still, it was prudent to be sure
"You alright there, Twilight? Brain still in one piece?"
>The young woman groaned, standing up on spaghetti legs and immediately putting both hands on the table to steady herself
>"Feeling... dizzy."
"Rum, coke, and head trauma will do that to you. Lets get you home, huh?"
>Applejack interjected at that point
>"Ah, don' worry about it, Anon."
>Your stage name had become a bit of a nickname among the group, which was fine
>"Ah'll handle gettin' her home, don't you worry."
>You eyed Applejack, taking stock of her... current stock
>Rarity was currently coiled around her neck, hanging on for dear life
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>The farmgirl was also carrying Fluttershy, still snoozing away, over her shoulder like she was carrying a sack of flour
"Your load looks pretty heavy already, AJ. Though I guess Rainbow Dash could take her?"
>You turned to face Rainbow Dash...
>And got a distinctly empty space where there used to be a lead vocals and guitarist
>From the front of the bar you could hear Rainbow Dash call out 'see ya guys later I already paid for my part byyeee!'
>Goddamnit, Rainbow
"... Or she could ditch us. That would've at least been one drunk for each of us to handle. Much fairer odds."
>"True, but still. Ah got this."
"And I still insist. You shouldn't have to ferry everyone home yourself, super strength or not."
>Twilight stared between the two of you
>She blinked one eye, then the other before really registering the conversation
>"'Non, you'll walk me home?"
"Of course I will. It's not far, right?"
>"Yeah! I mean, no? Um. Yes, it's not far."
>Twilight perked up at the offer, stumbling over and grasping at your forearm
>You turned to Applejack and shrugged
"Looks like she's on board. I'd say be careful getting those two home, but Hell, Fluttershy weighs like, what, a few grapes?"
>Applejack gave you a look that you couldn't quite place
>Narrowing her eyes but giving you what mostly felt like a genuine smile
>"... Right, she's a dainty thing. You take care of your charge too, y'hear? Ah'll be right cross if y'don't."
"Wouldn't dream of it. Goodnight AJ, Rarity."
>And with that you split up
>The crawl tonight had seen you across three establishments tonight, and this last one was definitely in the nicer, more upscale part of town
>Incidentally, Twilight's apartment wasn't too far off from it
>You honestly couldn't believe she bothered moving out, especially since her actual mansion wasn't even that far off from the apartment she was renting out
>You had asked about it before and she said she wanted the full college experience, and she wasn't going to get that living at home and commuting to Horsepun University
>(The fact that she was matriculating at Horsepun was also fucking mindblowing, Twilight was a goddamn genius)
>Not that Horsepun was a bad school by any means, but she should absolutely be studying at Harvard, or... was there anything better than Harvard? (Ultra Harvard?)
>You didn't really know any prestigious schools beyond the ones everyone already knew via cultural osmosis
>Either way, you had pointed out the 'real' college experience would've been sharing a cramped dorm on campus
>Not renting out a high rise in the rich part of town
>In the face of that point, she just got sheepish and admitted that she was nervous about living with a total stranger
>And
>At the moment you kind of wish she'd put on that sheepish air, because drunk Twilight doesn't know how to walk
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>After just five minutes and two blocks she'd tried to stumble into the road three times too many for your liking
>Which led you to your current situation, holding her hand firmly to ensure that she didn't try to wander off to her death again
>"I'm not THAT tipsy, I'm just walking a little diagonally... the sidewalk is being purposefully wobbly..."
>You simply responded to her by quirking up an eyebrow
>'Tipsy' was a slurring of the speech and a stumble here and there
>This was some legendary levels of alcohol intolerance
>You hoped Rainbow kept her peer pressure to herself in the future, but you imagined this was going to be a more common occurrence
>When you didn't respond verbally Twilight simply got a stupid smile on her face, violet eyes dipping down to the hand you were currently holding on to (cupped, not interlocked)
>"Thank you for holding my hand... I promise I'm not going to fall. Again."
"You'll forgive me if I don't entirely believe that, Twilight. I'm just going to hold on to this for safekeeping until we get you home, alright?"
>That just got a giggle out of her
>"You really didn't have to walk me all the way home, you know. My apartment's literally on the opposite side of town from yours, after all!"
>You're pretty sure if you WEREN'T walking her home she'd be in the middle of the road either passed out or making a complete nuisance of herself
>... Or Applejack would be desperately trying to corral two drunken goblins and one sleepy lush right about now
>Your mouth thinned at the comment about your own apartment, but you let it slide without comment
>"But you still did, and you said... you said, 'Of course I'll walk you home!' like it was so easy and not a burden. You're really nice, Anon."
>The woman suddenly throws her free hand in the air, before resting her palm over her eyes
>"I only had one drink! ONE! And now my brain is being very unscientific. You don't mind if I talk a lot, right? Because all my thoughts are gathering together in a big circle and chanting 'Okay Twilight, confession time'!"
>Twilight punctuated that last sentence with a few pumps of her arms, trying to mimic a cheerleader with pom-poms
>You simply shrugged at that
>You were kind of curious what someone like her would have to 'confess' to, anyway
>What, turn in a few library books too late?
"Sure, if you feel like talking, I'm all ears. What's on your mind?"
>"I had a lot of fun tonight... with the girls, I mean."
>You managed to keep your mouth from turning down at that addendum, though you think even if you let the hurt on your face show Twilight wouldn't have noticed
>Was that necessary?
>"Rainbow was loud and trying to talk to everyone at once, Sunset was moody... Rarity tried to order something more expensive than my grocery budget, and my heart nearly stopped!"
"That's saying a lot, given who's saying that."
>Twilight blearily turns her head to stare at you, and she smiles
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>"I really appreciate you keeping an eye on me tonight, even when I couldn't articulate myself properly... and when my elbow slipped and I knocked my head on the table, you were the first one there to make sure I was okay. That made my chest feel warm... not from the alcohol, but from knowing I mattered to someone."
>She wasn't kidding when she warned you about being chatty
>It felt nice to hear someone say that, though
>Twilight suddenly gained an introspective look on her face
>"It's funny... I'm not majoring in it like Sunset, but I study psychology all the time. A lot of the magic that leaks into our world is heavily influenced by emotions - both negative and positive. I understand a lot of the concepts, but... I'm really bad at saying how I feel. About you."
>You were a bit blindsided, there, and it apparently showed on your face because Twilight immediately kept rambling
>"I don't want to mess things up! So I keep it locked up. Do you ever think about how sad that is? We keep our feelings towards the people who mean the most to us locked away, refuse to be honest about them... because we're scared of being honest with those people the most."
"It is kind of ironic, I guess. The people we should be most comfortable with are the ones we worry the most about upsetting, so we maintain a status quo with them. In a way, you can be more honest with strangers because, well, who cares, right? You don't know them enough to hold their opinions of you in esteem."
>Even through her bleary gaze Twilight seems to register that you understand, offering you a ten-megawatt smile and nodding so enthusiastically she rocks unsteadily on her feet, causing you both to have to stop walking until she stops swaying
>"That's right! Exactly what I was thinking, Anon!"
>Twilight lets out a loud sigh of contentment, stumbling forward and pulling you along, sidling a bit closer to you as she does
>"I think I like walking with you like this... just us. The streets are quiet, the night air is crisp. It feels safe. I feel safe."
>The fact that you were in the part of town that the local police patrolled the most was probably a factor in that
>You couldn't help but glance around, your eyes set to look for threats out of habit that... simply didn't exist in this part of Canterlot City
>What few people that were out this late at night were friendly, all smiles and upright postures
>Not a single person you and your charge had passed looked like they were capable of throwing a punch without breaking their thumb
>As you considered the baffling income disparity that could exist in even a town as small as this, you stumbled slightly as Twilight suddenly bumped into you, leaning way more heavily on your person
>When you looked down at her (having a whole head and a half of height on the young woman), you found her grinning that stupid sort of grin you could only find on drunks who'd taken leave of social inhibition
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>"Also, you smell really nice. What kind of shampoo do you use? My brain's decided that's important information!"
>You perked up a brow at that
>You're fairly certain if this girl was just slightly more sober she'd be mortified of both the question and the insinuation that she'd been sniffing you
"Honestly, I just grab the cheapest bar I can find. Couldn't tell you what brand or even the intended scent for a million bits."
>With that (and a bit of a disappointed pout), you gently push Twilight forward to get her off of you
>Her apartment isn't that far off, right? Please.
>Despite failing to give her the information she desired, the young woman rebounds from this disappointment to sigh contentedly and stumble without a care in the world
>"You know, most people don't go out of their way for me like this. They think I'm responsible, that I always have myself 'put together'."
>Couldn't fathom where people got that idea from
>(You knew for a fact that Twilight used a level to make sure her bangs were perfectly straight, but you refrained from pointing that out right now)
>"Tonight though... you let me let my hair down and be messy, even if I went a little too far and couldn't talk about "Middlemarch" like we planned to. Tert... Tet... Lydgate's name is hard to say tonight! My tongue's tied up in knots..."
>Technically that was more Rainbow making her let her hair down tonight and you not being in charge of her, giving that Twilight is a grown ass adult
>But you suppose you could've just drank her rum and coke and made the point moot
>(Rum and whiskey are good friends, even, you probably would've been fine)
>"I liked that. I like... you."
>Did you hear that right?
>As you're about to ask the young woman suddenly stomps her foot and throws her chin in the air
>"There! I said it! Not just like, oh, you're nice, but like... I appreciate your presence. Your kindness, the way you listen patiently about magic and my scientific studies even though I can see on your face that you don't really understand what I'm talking about."
>That wasn't untrue, but you did feel like kind of an idiot when she said it like that
>"Everyone's gotten so casual about the magic in this city, and hardly anyone wants to listen about chemistry and biology, but you let me gush."
>Twilight stares at you with a bright smile on her face, and continues to bulldoze this conversation
>"If I were sober, I would NEVER say this out loud... but since I'm scientifically compromised? I think you're attractive, too. Not just on a physical level, but... urgh."
>Judging by the expression on her face, it looked like it was causing her physical pain to get this next bit past her lips, 'scientific compromise' or not
>"Your... energy and vibes."
>Honestly? You're floored
>Twilight Dolores Sparkle using the phrase 'vibes' unironically?
>Someone must've broke the thermostat in Hell
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>"You make me feel calm when you're with us on stage. Normally my brain's calculating all the ways the performance can go wrong, but you never let the pressure get to you. You're so relaxed that it's really easy to just follow your lead and really enjoy the show. I've never mentioned it, but I really appreciate that..."
>Twilight suddenly glances around
>You can see recognition cutting through her hazy gaze
>"We're almost at my building... that went faster than I thought. I kind of don't want the walk to end yet... not because I don't want to go home, of course, but because I want to stay in your company just a little longer."
>As the pair of you find your way to the gated entrance of her apartment complex, and Twilight fiddles with her purse to find her ID, she still has more to say
>"I always thought that feelings were something you had to analyze and break down to understand, but with you, they're just... there. Simple, warm. Not complicated. I wish I could walk you back home so you didn't have to make your way back alone, but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?"
>You can't help but chuckle quietly at that
>It helped quash the relief that she wasn't going to try and follow you 'home'
"Just a bit, Twilight. Do you need help there?"
>"I got it! Just.. give me a minute."
>You watch with amusement as the poor girl pulls out a set of keys, a library card, her college ID (which she tries several times before realizing why it wasn't working, to her great embarrassment), an unattached keychain of a cheap little plastic dog that vaguely resembles hers, and then,
>"Ta-da!"
>Her ID card for the gate, well done
>As your walk continues, so does your friend's talking
>"I always want to be brave and ask you to hang out more, like... all the time - but then my brain does what it does best and thinks up the worst case for every possible outcome."
>"Like, What if you're too busy?" ("I'm usually not."),
>"What if you aren't interested?" ("I would be, most likely."),
>"What if I'm annoying and talk too much?" ("You make it endearing, usually.")
>"But tonight, I don't feel too scared to ask -"
>Twilight stares up at you with a puzzled expression, suddenly
>"Which is weird, and probably the alcohol now that I say it out loud, but... also wonderful. Can we... do this again? Preferably with less rum involved. But the walking, being close... I liked all of it. Hearing your voice so close to my ear, the way you let me set the pace and didn't rush me... I want to get to know you better, Anon."
>Twilight fired off another rapid-fire series at you, then
>"Like, what's your favorite place to go when you're tired?" ("Bed? Kind of an obvious one, Twilight.")
>"What music do you listen to when you can't sleep?" ("Something with a low BPM to calm my brain down.")
>"What do you dream about when no one's watching?"
>That one struck you harder than the rest of her inane line of questioning, to the point that you actually stopped walking
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>Twilight kept walking, but given that you were still holding her hand, she quickly stopped making progress moving forward and stared back at you questioningly
>You looked at her, really looked at her, with her glazed over eyes and flushed cheeks and that little grin on her face that was both incredibly cute, and an excellent indicator that that massive brain of hers wasn't fully all there right now
>And you couldn't help but be honest
"... Belonging somewhere. Really belonging."
>The violet-skinned girl simply stares at you for a few moments more before erupting into some giggles
>"I'm being really forward, aren't I?"
"... Just a bit."
>You tamped down your disappointment, and kept walking, prompting her to do so
>"I want to learn all of that and more. I've been holding this in for a long time. When I see you laugh with the others, I get this tight feeling in my chest, like. I want to be the one that made you laugh like that. I want to be the one you come home to, and tell your day to."
>As she rambles, Twilight pulls you in directions more confidently despite her stumbling gait, clearly having a better idea of where she is now compared to earlier
>Before long you stand before the door leading to her apartment, and, perhaps predictably, the yap continues as she fishes for her keys
>"I always tell myself not to be weird, but I find that worry really distant tonight. I really like you, Anon. Enough to not even feel mortified that you're seeing me like this. I feel safe."
>With her keys retrieved, you're now privy to a show of the Twilight trying and failing to thread the needle and put it in her keyhole
>After a few moments you gently reach out and steady her hands so that she can actually get the key in
>She offers you a very grateful smile and giggles
>"You're being very patient with me right now... and that's just making me like you more, you know."
>Twilight pushes the door open and takes a few shaky steps inside her home
>She looks back at you, waiting
>And despite yourself you follow after her
>Twilight's apartment is...
>'Lavish' doesn't seem strong enough of a world
>'Luxurious' might be in the ballpark
>Part of you wonders if Miss Moneybags over here brought this high end furniture from her room at home or if her parents kitted her out with brand new stuff just for this place
>You honestly wouldn't be surprised by the latter at all
>"You know what I want to do?"
>Twilight snaps you out of your envious appraisal of her living room
>(You're pretty sure the carpet is authentic Persian)
>"There's a really nice cafe near the library in this area, with cozy booths and window seats. We should go there! I'll bring a book, you'll bring..."
>Twilight stared at you
>Then kept doing so for just long enough to make things awkward before her brain rebooted
>"You could bring... you! And we can just... talk. About whatever we want. I've always wanted to do that with you, but I didn't know how to say that without sounding... desperate."
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>You really aren't sure how to take that, to be honest
>Desperate as in she thinks asking you out would be a desperate move, or as in she wouldn't know how to word it without sounding... overeager?
>It didn't sound that way to you. so...
>"But I don't want to be hung up on things like that. I want to be with you, so I'm saying it as boldly as I can."
>Twilight kicked off her shoes in a lackadaisical fashion you're pretty sure she'd never do sober, and started to stumble towards a door across the room
>She stopped just short of it to make eye contact with you again, and smiled lopsidedly
>"I don't want tonight to be a sudsy memory, I want it to be the start of something. More walks, more talks, and more of your time. But I'm going to pass out in my bed, now."
>At that, Twilight opened her bedroom door and stepped inside, but not before she poked her head out of the frame
>"I hope I remember this courage, but even if I don't, I hope I remember how you made me feel... safe and seen. Thank you for walking me home, Anon. Lets do this again... just you and me, okay?"
"Of course, Twilight. You get some rest, okay?"
>With a cheerful nod, Twilight closed her door
>You waited a few moments to make sure you didn't hear her trip over something in her bedroom and fall over
>When you were satisfied, you took another glance around the apartment you had been left alone in
>Ritzy rugs, handsome leather chairs and a couch, a solid mahogany coffeee table
>Pictures covering every inch of the wall
>Some friends you recognized, her dog, Spike
>Folks that were presumably family
>Even having been invited inside, you couldn't shake the feeling that you were trespassing
>Like you had no business being in this world
>Her kitchen was tucked away, seperated by a half-wall
>All sorts of doodads and devices littering the counters that you wondered if she even knew how to use
>What were the odds she had a butler or something for this place?
>No one answered the door to receive you, so maybe a visiting maid
>Either way you looked around the kitchen just for a bit, considering one last favor to leave Twilight with before you left for the night
>Procuring a pen and some scrap paper, you began to scribble down a family recipe before you heard the lock to the front door 'clack' as it was engaged
>Did Twilight have a roommate?
>Glancing over at the door you felt like a deer in headlights
>Though that paralyzing shock gave way to confusion as the front door was pushed open
>And standing in the doorway was not some upper crust roommate...
>But Applejack
>The farmgirl stared across the way at you, brow perked up so high it almost disappeared into her bangs
>"What'cha writin' there, sugarcube?"
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>>43204289
Not sure if this is new or if I missed it before but I’d like to see where this goes
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>>43204350
Wish I could press myself right up against her
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>>43204264
No need to be sorry about 6K. Some stories need it!
Also loving that you included music and the super powers.
A nice atmospheric romp so far. :)
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>>43204672
Yooo Tuesday you gonna update your story this week or are you still on your mini hiatus?
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>9
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>>43205400
Not sure which one I want to unrwap first
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>>43205515
Fucking love these girlies
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>>43204711
I'm still on my mini-hiatus for two more Tuesdays.
I HAVE started writing again, but I want to rebuild the cushion.
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>>43205811
Understandable. Looking forward to then.
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>>43205805
Unf
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A smattering of update to satisfy your palette.
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>>43206009
These are incredible
>>43205968
Will read this when I have the time
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>>43205443
AJ.
Can't unwrap Rarity until Xmas.
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>>43205805
Great, yet another lewd pic set overshadowed by the fact its artist will never release the full nsfw publicly.
This fandom is fun.
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>>43204289
This is some good stuff! I’m very interested to see where this story goes, we don’t get a lot of greens set after/outside of high school even though you could mine a lot of creative potential from that. Plus the idea of a musical mercenary is neat. Looking forward to more!
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>>43185030
Still there, Grey? We're waiting for another update!
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>>43207105
Beautiful flutterbutter
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>>43207239
top milf
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>9
6k characters into Part 2. Part 1 was 33k. I don't think It's going to end up being nearly as big, since I don't have to set the stage.
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>>43205968
Still not caught up on all of this. I got to the part where Trixie steals his wallet and laughed though.
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>>43208058
Can’t imagine how I could NOT plap her until I pass out from exhaustion.
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>>43207772
Looking forward to the update
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>>43204289
>"What'cha writin' there, sugarcube?"
>After the initial surprise of seeing Applejack, you calmed down pretty quickly
>You knew the farmgirl after all, so it wasn't like you had to introduce yourself to some stranger and play a game of 'no wait I'm not here to rob you put the phone away'
>With that concern making itself apparent and immediately resolving yourself, you got back to your writing
"Well, I'm trying to remember my grandfather's hangover cure. He swore by it up until that train accident he caused and them permanently taking away his license. So far I'm recalling tomato juice and sliced ginger. Your family probably has something like this, right? Any suggestions?"
>Now it's Applejack's turn to seem taken aback, as she walks further into the apartment
>You don't miss the way her Mutsu green eyes tick around the place, as if looking to make sure everything's where it's supposed to be
>As much as you would love to drag this couch home, AJ, it's clearly a bit too big to shove in your pants pocket
>Appreciate the 'subtle' insinuation, though
>"Well... that depends. Are y'goin' fer 'so nasty it clears yer head right up' or 'actually helpful for recovering'?"
>You hum at that, that's a good question
"I figure the latter for her first time getting drunk, seems like it'd be cruel to prank her like that when she's already going to be dealing with that sort of headache."
>Applejack nods approvingly
>"Well that's swell of ya, Anon. In that case ah'd suggest a fruit smoothie; milk, frozen bananers, blueberries, and just a lil' bit of spinach. Maybe some yogurt. Helps calm the stomach down, an' that goes a long way to not feelin' like death in the mornin'."
>With her preliminary search of the apartment completed to her satisfaction, Applejack jolts as she realizes something is missing, at least from her field of vision
>"Say, where is Twilight, anyway?"
>You respond as you scribble down Applejack's suggested cure
"Well, hopefully she's in her bed right now... face down. I listened for a minute to make sure I didn't hear any faceplanting on the floor or her crashing into whatever furniture she's got in there."
>At that, AJ gives you that look again
>You really aren't sure what her deal is
>"Y'didn't go in after her to make sure?"
"Shit, AJ, I already feel like I'm intruding in here as it is without going into her personal bedroom. You're free to go make sure she landed safely, if you want."
>"Righ'... alright, Anon, ah'll do that."
>With that, Applejack exits stage right, entering in Twilight's bedroom while you enter the kitchen
>After considering the best place for it, you eventually use one of her fridge magnets to pin it in a place of prominence on her fridge
>You sign the bottom of the page
>'Two out of seven of your friends recommend this concoction. That might seem like a really bad fraction, but we didn't ask the other five at all. - Anon'
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>>43208421
>Stepping back into the living room, however
>Now it's your turn to have realization strike you like a lightning bolt
>You move over to the front door of the apartment, and poke your head out, looking up and down the hall
>Applejack calls out behind you
>"What'cha doin', Anon?"
>You pull yourself back into the apartment, giving Applejack an expression of alarm and concern
"Uh, AJ? Are you missing some folks? Like, say, a tall, sleepy wallflower and a fashionista who was trying to turn herself into a scarf?"
>Applejack stares at your confusedly before realizing what you were asking
>"Oh! Uh, Don't you fret none, Anon. Ah set them up with one of them Goobers usin' Rarity's phone and called ahead t'let Big Mac to know to expect'em. By this time they should be safe 'n sound in th' guest room."
>You almost don't catch her mutter 'at least Fluttershy oughta be' under her breath
>You choose wisely not to comment on that
>Something far more important was bugging you anyway
"That's... unlike you, if you don't mind me saying. Just shoving them in a stranger's car like that. Why would you do that?"
>And then... Applejack gets that fucking look on her face
>You've seen that look before
>The way she's not making direct eye contact
>Scrunching up her nose and sucking her lips into her mouth
>The last time she made this face she made the band fifteen minutes late for a show because she forgot her bass guitar at home and kept making up stories about where it was until everyone else ganged up on her about it
>"We should, uh. Probably get goin', Anon. S'a long hike back to the Acres and... where ever you live, surely."
>The implication being of course that you wouldn't live in the nice part of town
>You do deign to follow Applejack out, though you keep staring at her intently the entire time
>The farmgirl is visibly sweating buckets by the time you reach the gate leading out of the complex
>You know Applejack
>Everyone else in the group calls her 'Mom Friend', 'Den Mother', 'The One Who Makes Sure We Don't Get Arrested', and she takes those titles seriously
>So her just... sending two drunks, one of which wasn't even conscious off in a stranger's car?
>It goes so far against everything you know about her as a person that you wouldn't initially believe someone telling you she did it
>What could be so important that she'd act so contrary to her character?
>... Now that you're really thinking about it, what the Hell is she doing here, anyway?
>Twilight's apartment was on the opposite side of the city from her farm, it was going to take hours for her to walk back at this rate
>Did she just want to make sure you didn't get lost?
>No, that doesn't make sense
>If Applejack thought you two were lost she would call Twilight to see if you two needed help navigating and then come meet you two in person, most likely
>Going to Twilight's apartment by herself doesn't make any sense
>Unless...
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>>43208423
>You feel like a stone's sinking into the bottom of your stomach as an idea suddenly comes together in your mind
>You don't want to think it's what's going on here, but it should be easy to prove
>You pump the brakes and relax your intense stare on Applejack, leaning back and resting your forearms behind your head
>Let the walk lapse into silence to bring the tension in the air to a simmer before you strike up the conversation again
"So, did you have a good time tonight?"
>Nice and casual
>Applejack seems to appreciate the new subject and nods, giving you a tired smile
>"'Course, Anon. It's always nice to unwind with everyone after a show like that. How 'bout you?"
"It was nice, yeah. Twilight and I were going to discuss "Middlemarch" more tonight, but she got sidelined by Rainbow 'encouraging' her to try rum, and you know how that went down. Remember how she encouraged Twilight by ordering a rum and coke too so they'd share?"
>"Heh, yup. And Rainbow downed her glass before Twilight could get three sips in. Really makes ya wonder where she puts it all, that girl could pass for a beanpole ah swear."
"Easily. By the way, are you going to join Fluttershy at the shelter this week? I think I remember her asking all of us if anyone could make it, apparently they got a lot of new dogs in after that one grandma died and the surviving family weren't willing to take them in."
>"Ah'll definitely try and make time. Those poor critters... it really burns me up how some people can be so cruel like that. In th' least they're all still together, but y'know folks are gonna part 'n parcel'em out... Ah should lean on Granny a lil'. Winona could use some friends."
"I'm sure she'd like that, especially since she's getting up in years, right? And hey, how about when Twilight stumbled on the sidewalk, got embarrassed over tripping over her own feet, and tried to veer off into the street?"
>"Ah, yeah. That poor girl's gonna need to either steer clear'a alcohol or ease more into it, her balance jus' went entirely out the window tonight. Ah was impressed that you managed to corral her out of harm's-"
>Applejack immediately clams up and 'the look' is back on her face, as her eyes shrink practically to pinpricks
>You baited the trap and she stepped right into it
>You're pleased with the success... but also incredibly disappointed
"Well see, that's something, because that didn't happen until we parted ways at the bar, and we crossed a corner down the block. How did you know that happened, Applejack?"
>You pick up the pace so that you can round on the farmgirl and stand in her way, staring Applejack directly in the eye
"Did you dump Rarity and Fluttershy in a Goober just so you could tail me and Twilight, Applejack?"
>Applejack outright refuses to meet your gaze
>Her face scrunches up even harder
"Why would you do that? I would've been perfectly fine if you wanted to join us on the walk."
>The scrunching intensifies, but her teeth are starting to grit
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>>43208424
"Hell, I could've used the help keeping Twilight from walking into traffic or stopping her from faceplanting."
>Finally, she breaks out into a full snarl and starts stomping her feet
>"Ah wanted to make sure y'weren't a creep, alrigh'?!"
>The farmgirl's face is tinged with color, but you already know it's out of annoyance than anything demure
>"Ah wanted to see what kind'a guy y'were when you were alone, so I hung back t'make sure Twilight was safe with ya."
>And there's the confirmation
>You had a feeling, but you were naive enough to hope that maybe you were off base about it
"... I can't believe you."
>You turn on your heel and start stomping off, your own face burning with embarrassment
>Applejack immediately takes off, matching your gait despite her shorter stature
>"Look, Anon. It weren't nothin' personal. Ah was jus'.... apprehensive. Yer a damn fine musician but we don' really know ya that well, is all."
>Honestly?
>Part of you can even understand that
>Applejack was just looking out for one of her friends, that's something a good friend would do
>But that mistrust still stings in your chest
>You look back to stare at her sternly, trying and mostly succeeding to keep the bitterness out of your face
"Well, it's not like we regularly hang out after gigs for hours at a time. Wait, shit, we do do that. Honestly, I don't know why you all even bother inviting me to the crawls afterwards."
>"Yer part of the show, Anon. Of course we're gonna invite ya to hang out afterwards, it's th' courteous thing to do."
"Yeah, and it's like hanging out with a big polycule. Or at least two really intense couples. I legitimately think this is the longest conversation we've had outside of work, Applejack."
>Applejack flinches back as if struck, but going by the hesitation on her face she knows she really can't refute what you're saying
>"...Yer right, Anon. Ah should've made the effort. Then we wouldn't be in this situation righ' now t' begin with. Ah'm sorry."
>It's really hard to stay mad at someone who sounds so sincere, damnit
>You chew on your lower lip, trying to stew and keep some of that anger nice and hot
>But you can already feel yourself cooling down
>With a defeated sigh, you just shake your head
"You're a good friend, Applejack. I can tell. I'd just like to see some of that my way."
>"Ah'll try from here on out. Y'really do seem like a solid guy, if it helps. Treated Twilight real courteously even with'er getting rambunctious as she was. Very respectable."
>That... gives you pause
"How close were you following us, anyway? Could you hear us talking?"
>"Nah, ah was keepin' my distance t'be safe. Ah heard her shout a few times but couldn't really make out at her normal volume. Ah admit ah am a mite curious..."
>You keep your sigh of relief internal
"She was just getting really passionate about her opinions on the latest Daring Do movie adaptation versus the source material, is all."
>Applejack seems to pick up on your bullshit, though
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>>43208426
>"Righ'. And the truth is?"
"Well, the truth is that's what I'm going to tell her if she asks about it in the future, so I think that's good enough for you."
>Now, you're getting blasted with Applejack's other signature look
>One of her eyebrows is perked up while the other furrows, a small frown slipping over her face
>"Anon..."
>Any of the girls would be sweating already, but you just look at Applejack like she's an idiot
"I get that you take the 'Mom Friend' title seriously, but that doesn't make you entitled to your friend's private conversations. Especially after stalking them. Put that eyebrow back where it belongs."
>Applejack grimaces, but, given that you are very thoroughly on the moral high ground right now, complies
>Before long your walk leads you back to the bar where this all started
"Now, I think this is where we part ways. Sweet Apple Acres is... thataway? And I'm going this way."
>You gesture in the appropriate directions, to which Applejack nods
>"Righ'. Listen, Ah'm sorry again. For not trustin' you, and bein' nosy. Next time we hang out ah'll make an effort. Ah kinda wanna know who you think is datin' who in this group here."
"Tch. No prizes for guessing you and Rarity. But sure, I'll hold on to my other guesses until then."
>"Right cruel of ya, heh. Good night, Anon."
>With that, the two of you part ways
>Applejack makes her way northeast - in the direction of her farm relative to the bar
>You veer straight south, turning a corner...
>... And then waiting about five minutes just to make sure she's good and gone
>When you're confident you won't be spotted, you return to the bar parking lot
>Making a beeline for the very back, to an ancient, boxy, ugly ass van parked as far back as you could've managed
>This piece of shit was forged in the 1980s, as far as you can tell
>Some real vintage Mystery Machine shit
>It gets at best 9 miles a gallon and it smells like burnt oil most of the time
>But it's your baby
>Your chariot glorious royal purple with some stubborn rust spots
>And along the side is a truly majestic airbrushed mural of a classic wizard, complete with giant hat, massive gray beard, and starry robe
>This master of the arcane faces directly forward and scowls at the world
>Flipping everyone who perceives it the bird with both hands, which are on fucking fire
>The piece of shit van? 600
>This mural? 1500
>And it was worth every fucking bit
>You head around to the back and open it up
>The cargo area is fairly crowded
>Featuring a massive bag of clothes that you really need to get around to running through a laundromat
>A display stand for your beat up, well loved bass and lead guitars, the only instruments you personally own
>And a twin sized mattress to really sell your current situation
>Closing the door behind you, you leap onto the mattress, groaning as the old memory foam is currently suffering from Alzheimer's, the way you feel every inch of the flooring underneath as you land on it
>Home sweet home
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>>43208427
That was a really good interaction with Applejack there.
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>>43208058
That breedable body was designed for jiggling that softness around every time you rut into her
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>>43208056
>>43208058
It's a real shame he draws her and other winged MLP characters wingless most of the time. Same for most artists that draw them humanoid really.
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>>43209135
I agree. Wings look really nice on humanizations.
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>>43209135
Wow only 8 times? I would've guessed it'd be more than that.
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Drew a Sci-Twi to cash in on the hot new art trend
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>>43209735
I like it!
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>>43208529
idk what definition of nice we're working with here, she stalked him and tried to pry into his personal business
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>>43210177
I said it was good, as in I think it was well written.
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>>43210896
...Wrong thread?
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>>43211054
Fucking beautiful...
Wish I could slip my dick right between their tits squishing together like that. That would be divine.
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>>43211551
That little glim in Trixie's hat is so cute!
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>>43212216
Cute
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I'm caught up in lots of things but I'll respond to more when I get the chance.

>>43211054
Nice to see more like these.
>>43188804
>the post before this one had a typo, in case you want to fix it for a future pastebin
>>Catchign the bus at the last second.
Right then, I'll do that.
>The awkward date at the end was good too and makes me want to read more, even if I did feel bad for Sunset. yeah, i'm really enjoying this one Grey, thanks for writing the prompt
I'm glad you liked it. CHS Sunset is going to tie into the Pinkie one coming up now that I will have time tomorrow to write more.
I actually haven't written Sunset in a long time now that I think about it. I might do an epilogue with Mama Sunset too. I usually don't really like the way Anon tends to be written and I want to at least try to do something more different with the Anons I write, and I don't feel like I have.
>>43207239
I'll get to it, don't worry.

I'll be posting more EqG content that's on the way.
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>>43209735
I don't understand the trend, but this is a wardrobe malfunction of an unusual (and sexy) kind. Good job Butts.
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>>43212969
I understand your frustration. Anon is way harder to write than any of the mane 6 imo
>I'm glad you liked it.
Fuck yeah, I did.
>I might do an epilogue with Mama Sunset
Don't make me beg...
It actually might be good timing though. There's a VA in the Sunset thread right now that's accepting scripts for voice/ASMR stuff. Pretty much everybody agrees that she sounds like MILF Sunset.
I had your green in mind the whole time while listening to this:
https://youtu.be/YkCubjMujeE
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>>43214208
Very nice tomboy athlete
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>>43201416
Would bust a nut in these hags
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>>43214896
Very sweaty too.
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>>43215117
Just imagining her chasing me down, easily catching me, then pressing those huge tits onto me as she "roughhouses" me with increasing mutual nakedness is getting me hard.
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Quick Luna sketch
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>>43215369
Very well done sketch anon
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>>43215407
Thank ya anon!
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>>43214226
>It actually might be good timing though. There's a VA in the Sunset thread right now that's accepting scripts for voice/ASMR stuff. Pretty much everybody agrees that she sounds like MILF Sunset.
I did not know this. Though to be fair, I'm often too lazy to leave this general and browse the board anymore. I absolutely will write the epilogue, though. I'll just start doing more stuff tomorrow now because I got sidetracked drawing a "hand shadow covering breasts" meme image for the respective bandwagon while the trend is still pretty fresh, but I'm already almost finished with that.
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>>43215117
Excellent choice of images.
>>43215369
I really like it! Her posing makes her look really distinguished and giant wings just feel right for a humanized alicorn.
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>>43215369
Really nice. Tall, elegant and imposing... really feels like Luna. Also love the large, majestic wings and long, flowing hair.
titsnotbignuff
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>>43216276
I wish a bunch of huge titted girls would smother me into submission
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>>43214924
>>43214989
How could I not? Just look at them!
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>>43216756
Just tell them you have Equestrian magic stored in your balls and it needs to cum out.
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I need to plow this cute retard like waist deep snow off the street in front of a fire station.
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>>43217694
Based.
>>43215896
Following up on this, I only just now started finishing up my little sidequest, but I'll get to writing soon. Will try not to take too much time cooking it up.
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>>43218205
Hot Derpy
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>>43217694
god she is so cute
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>>43216276
Art-2u sure likes the Dazzlings.
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>>43219076
Equestrian magic is stored in the tits
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>>43219390
>Spike trying not to get a boner like:
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>>43211054
peak unf
>>43215369
She is beautiful anon
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>>43208427
Getting invested already. You continuing soon?
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>>43220182
How nice of them to help each other stay clean together
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Alexander Grey is my Halo game fuel.
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>>43220182
>>43220574
Hell yeah these pics are the good stuff
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Well?
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>>43221010
Get a tan, Casper!
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>>43221010
>"...Have you looked in the mirror lately, lil miss ?"
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>>43208427
>>43219761
Right about now.

>With that dramatic night behind you, life pretty much returns to normal
>As you suspected, Twilight didn't breach the subject of her tipsy confession or act any different around you
>And as you elaborated to Applejack, you weren't going to remind her
>You recalled a few things about the latest Daring Do movie she did hate and were able to convince her of your cover story pretty easily, to which she apologized profusely for ranting your ear off about terrible greedy movie studios and the perverse glee they surely get off on, getting important details like the exact shade of beige Daring Do's wardrobe wrong
>... That is to say, she apologized profusely 'again', because that was neither the first and would absolutely not be the last time you're going to hear about something like that from your nerdy friend
>Now, you know full well that there's plenty of guys that would've given their masturbating arm to catch a girl like Twilight Sparkle's attention
>She's Scrooge McDuck loaded, she's unfathomably intelligent, cute as a button, and her constant state of anxiety is pretty endearing most of the time
>And yes, you're aware of all those things and absolutely appreciate them
>You just don't trust a thing drunk people say
>Fuck, man
>Your own mother looked you in the face with a wine glass in hand and told you that she loved you plenty of times
>... Then she wouldn't even look in your fucking direction, still sipping from that goddamn glass as your dad shoved that check into your hands, told you to get the fuck out of his house, and-
>Whoa ho, hey
>Very sneaky, brain, but how about you put those memories right back in their box this instant
>The point is, you didn't trust like that, for issues you weren't super keen on elaborating on
>If Twilight really felt that way she could convey it sober
>But that was neither here or there right now
>Right now, you're at a practice session with Flash Drive, slotting into the drums once again
>Brawly Beats had a sudden death in the family that's got him out of state entirely to attend the service, and he'll be out of reach for the next two weeks
>Just enough time to miss a gig Flash Sentry had lined up
>So with a quick ring on your busted ass cellphone, here you are, filling your calendar for the next two weeks on your schedule and getting back into the groove with this group
>Flash Drive's one of your less frequent clients, due to their members being so close knit
>They're pretty much the only band that had formed in Canterlot High far before the Sirens came and gave everyone the bug, after all
>Flash's brand of "I'll have her home by 9PM sir!" super safe pop rock takes some getting used to, but you can hang
>Honestly, a few days of practicing the setlist Flash's cooked up for their next show, you're pretty confident can do your part in your sleep
>To the point that when you get a call mid-practice you didn't even hesitate to pull your phone out of your pocket
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>>43221449
>Lurching your head against your shoulder to hold your cell in place while you continue to plug away at your midtom and snare
"Ahoy hoy - I didn't look at what number this is, so who we got here?"
>"Yo Anon! It's Rainbow Dash. What's that racket? Sounds gay."
>You hope Flash can't hear your phone over your drumming, or else he's going to be bummed out
>If Rainbow's calling his setlist gay, well shit, who would know better?
"I'm in the middle of a practice with Flash Drive. What's up, Dash?"
>"You're working with Flash Drive? Man. Do you think you can get them to wrap up soon so you can get over to my house? We've got a practice going on here today too, I finished writing up an awesome new song I wanna get some practice in on and I figured you ought to come over so you can learn it too."
"That's not really my call Dash, besides, I'm pretty much spoken for. Flash already booked me for the rest of the month. First come first serve, you know that."
>"Dude, c'mon. It's Flash Drive. We're the Rainbooms. How are you gonna pick them over us? We're going to start in about an hour, try not to be late."
>You were about to respond with something along the lines of 'Their money is as green as everyone else's', but Rainbow almost immediately hung up on you when she was done talking
>You can't help but grimace as you let your brick of a phone slide off your shoulder and onto the floor
>It's fine, it's basically indestructible
>Rainbow's always been pushy like that, when she wants something she's pretty much used to getting it
>Tough kitty toenails though, you're not going to ditch a client, that's just terrible business
>Especially when the money's already in your account and you're pretty damn tired of eating off value menus
>Tonight Anon's going to eat some motherfucking actual people food
>Or probably Denny's
>The sound of your brick-like phone crashing onto the floor causes all the rest of the band to jolt
>Flash gives you a look
>"You alright, Anon?"
"Sorry about that. Got a call, can't really afford to ignore'em with a business like mine."
>"... Jeez man, you're a machine, it didn't sound like you missed a beat at all."
>You just give Flash, Ringo, and Sandalwood a grin
"That's why they pay me the big bucks. Lets get back to it, eh?"
>With a brief, shared laugh, you all get back to practice
>...
>...
>A few hours later, with a nice burn in your arms, you scroll through your phone after leaving Flash's place
>Rainbow Dash completely blew up your brick, goddamn
>Several texts that range from antsy but curious to pretty damn aggressive
>And one voicemail that you just went ahead and deleted rather than subject yourself to
>You fired off a quick "I told you, I'm booked. Can't be helped." text before putting your phone away and parking about two blocks away from your actual next destination:
>The Canterlot City Animal Shelter
>You'd been giving some thought to what Applejack said that night
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>>43221451
>The girls really didn't know you that well
>And while you personally felt that a lot of that was on them
>It did give you the idea of trying to make some inroads with them on a more personal level, instead of trying to pierce through the thick hide that was them as a massive group
>So, that's what's led to you visiting this drab building on a lovely Sunday afternoon
>Instead of being at a Denny's demolishing a fucking Slamburger
>Fluttershy basically lives at this place, as far as you can tell
>It's basically the only thing she ever talks about during the post-show outings
>'Oh gosh, you should really see the cat we got recently', 'Mr. Feathers said the funniest thing the other day', 'We got a new Labrador in and his name is Hamburger, can you believe that?'
>You can in fact believe that, people name their pets stupid shit all the time
>You don't really have anything against animals, per se
>Your parents simply didn't want one running around the house, getting fur all over the place and shitting everywhere
>And now, well, now you live in a fucking van, so subjecting a small animal to that kind of environment seems incredibly irresponsible
>You can't directly talk to animals like Fluttershy, but you can pretty much figure out what the dogs want (food, playtime, the chance to shit)
>Honestly, you get a little more into it, probably owing to not having the chance to actually have a pet as you mentioned already
>To the point you don't even realize you're eventually not alone until a bit of pink catches in your peripheral vision
>When you look over Fluttershy's staring at you like a deer in headlights
>And just... keeps doing so, to the point that the person with her that you didn't initially notice feels the need to clear his throat
>"Ahem. Well, as you can see, we have another volunteer for once. Do show them how we do things around here, won't you, Fluttershy? I'll be up front at the reception desk if either of you need me."
>With that the presumed receptionist gets the Hell out of dodge, leaving you in this suffocating atmosphere
>You decided to break the ice first
"Hey there, Fluttershy. Sorry I'm unannounced, but I remember you mentioning the Shelter was a bit overwhelmed with all the new dogs that came in. Thought I'd make an appearance at some point to help out."
>She's still just fucking staring at you
"I, uh. It sounds like I'll be in your care for the next few hours, so if I do anything wrong please tell me?"
>The awkwardness of this conversation is so dense you're pretty sure if it fell over on you you'd be crushed like a bug
>Eventually Fluttershy finally nods and hurries away to deal with the cats in the shelter, instead
>And that just about sets the tone for the entire rest of your time in the Animal Shelter
>When you finish dealing with the dogs and move on to the cats, she moves on to the small contingency of birds that the shelter hosts
>You swear despite her fleeing your presence you can still feel her eyes on you
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>>43221452
>But when you give in and glance around there's no one there
>Eerie
>Part of you really wonders if Fluttershy got hit as a kid or something, no one is just naturally this jittery
>You'd love to ask, maybe even potentially bond over shitty parents, but the woman's rejected every stab you've taken at small talk
>It's only at the end of your visit that you finally get something out of Fluttershy
>As you exit the front doors of the Shelter she hesitates and looks directly at you
>Rubbing at her arm nervously before finally getting the nerve to say,
>"...Rainbow Dash was really mad you bailed on us today."
>And then there she goes, power walking away before you can properly respond
>Well shit, now you can't tell if this was her being shy or showing solidarity for her pissed off friend
>Both, maybe?
>Little Miss Dash is just going to have to deal, she knows your policies
>...
>...
>About a week into your contracted period with Flash Drive, you've got their setlist down pat
>Their BPM is a bit slower than you're used to, so having to hold back like this is actually kind of a fun challenge
>Especially when you're trying to sell that you're into the whole thing instead of moving at a more sedate pace
>Keeping up the energy of the performance is just as vital as keeping on beat, maybe even moreso
>You have to completely tamp down your enthusiasm when you're working with Photo Finish's Snapshots, for example
>Their Germare roots are very present in their performance, you still shiver with terror at the memory of Photo Finish screaming at you in a foreign language for smiling during one of their shows
>Terrifying, but also kind of hot
>If that doesn't describe the photographer to a 'T'
>That's the past, though
>Right now you're enjoying a break with Flash Sentry and his crew
>Shooting the shit, talking more about yourselves than having a real conversation
>It's nice at least, especially since owing to there only being four of you instead of eight, it feels a lot easier to get a word in edgewise
>Ringo suddenly looks over at you, a thoughtful expression on his face
>"Say, Anon - you've been running as a Mercenary for a few years now, right? Have you ever thought of putting down roots with any band? Maybe even starting your own?"
>Only every single fucking day, buddy
>You don't answer so bluntly, though
>Just shrugging your shoulders lazily
"That sounds nice from time to time, yeah. Devoting myself to a sound, playing a static role. Honestly there's already so many bands in town though, I don't know if this scene could stand another group."
>Plus you aren't really sure who you would recruit for that sort of thing
>One or two Mercenaries maybe
>There's a murmur of agreement across the other three guys, having not considered how bloated the music scene already is
>You're spared having to really think about it when you phone buzzes in your pocket
>You pull it out to find Twilight's sent you a text message
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>>43221454
>'Hey Anon! Are you on your way? Everyone's already here - did Pinkie remember to pass along directions?'
>Confused, you fire back a text of your own
'I wasn't aware I was expected somewhere. What's going on, Twilight?'
>'What? Pinkie said she invited everyone. We're going out to the woods to do a little camping, Applejack really got into a nostalgic mood thinking about our time at Camp Everfree and talked us all into it!'
>You take a quick peek at your texts, but you know you don't really need to bother
>You don't have Pinkie Pie's number, and vice versa
>The energetic drummer's energy is... a lot, to speak it plain
>Your wavelengths don't really match up
'Must've lost my invite in the mail. You lot have fun, try not to get too eaten by mosquitos.'
>'Oh, well. I'll do my best! Have a good weekend, Anon! We're going to be pretty radio silent for the next few days.'
>You set your phone back in your pocket and grimace
>Objectively, you didn't think you'd be invited to an outing with the Rainbooms like that
>But knowing they're out there and Twilight was looking forward to seeing you there leaves an odd warmth and bitterness in your heart
>Apparently it shows on your face because the other three members of Flash Drive are all staring at you with expressions of curiosity and concern
>You really don't care for it, and get up out of your chair to excuse yourself
"Sorry fellas, that was important - I gotta jet. I'll see you for the show, alright?"
>The members of Flash Drive all clearly aren't buying it, but none of them call you out and simply wish you a good night
>You sincerely doubt it's going to be one, now
>...
>...
>The day for Flash Drive's latest show finally arrives
>They're playing Opener for a touring, more established band
>You're so engrossed in the local scene to the point you're a bit out of the loop of what's popular on a wider stage, but judging by the packed crowd of the Canterlot Amphitheatre, whoever's headlining must be a fairly big deal
>Flash's sound must match up well with them because the crowd's nice and hot by the time you run through the set, saying your thank yous, and departing the stage
>Running with these guys has been fun for the past two weeks
>They have their own in-jokes and references that fly right over your head, but you had a good time regardless
>It's always bittersweet when engagements end like this, but you know you'll probably be linking up again with them sooner or later
>It's easier to beg off their invitation to hang out post show than the girls, but it doesn't hurt that in the midst of your spiel you phone goes off
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>>43221455
"Sorry guys, I gotta take this. We'll go bowling soon, promise Ringo."
>When you pick up the call you're immediately hit with a cacophony of background noise
>It sounds like someone's in a club
>A familiar raspy voice comes through your speaker
>"Yo Anon, we need you right now man, Applejack had to cancel at the literal last minute and we're due on stage in like thirty minutes. In and out. Twenty minute set. Can you do it?"
>All that exposition catches you a bit off guard, but you get it
"Uh, shit. Yeah. I just finished up with Flash and his show, so I'm free. Just text me the address and I'll be there as fast as I can."
>Fortunately the venue is nearby enough that your van can get you there well within the time frame
>You park a block away and pull out your mask and bass guitar (though you suspect Rainbow Dash will want you to play with an instrument that doesn't look like you threw it down the stairs a few times)
>You enter in through the back, flashing security the credentials Rainbow texted over to get you in
>And...
>Applejack is here
>Didn't Rainbow Dash say she called off?
"What the Hell?"
>Applejack is steadfastly not meeting your gaze
>"Sorry, Anon."
>You're about to ask what the deal is when the Rainbooms exit their dressing room
>And... what the fuck are they wearing
>The first thing that comes to mind is the Sergeant Pepper album cover
>But like, take that shit up to eleven
>Every girl is dressed up in their own color-coded marching uniform, bedazzled to the extreme in a parody of good taste
>Rainbow Dash immediately makes eye contact with you and smirks
>"About time, jeez. Come on. We're doing "Awesome As I Want To Be", "Better Than Ever", "Shake Your Tail", and "Shine Like Rainbows" tonight.
>Her expression darkens a bit
>"We'd be doing the new song tonight but SOMEONE couldn't be bothered to show up for the practice sessions. Lets go."
>You match Rainbow's glare with one of your own
"You know how my business works, Rainbow. Flash got to me first, I'm not going to bail on him-"
>Apparently Rainbow was banking on you defending yourself, because despite her making a show of rushing everyone on stage, she turns right on her heel to get in your face
>"Oh please. Can we talk about that, really? This 'Mercenary' crap. You know you play with us like, three shows to every one of some other band, right? I had Twilight do the math on that."
>You really ought to get a medal for holding your tongue on that and not saying something incredibly mean, there
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>>43221457
>"Everyone who's anyone knows we're the best band in this town, and you're always running with us. They ought to know better- honestly, you ought to know better, too."
"What exactly am I supposed to know better about?"
>Rainbow just stares at you like you're an idiot
>"Dude, you're basically a Rainboom. We should be taking priority here - so when I call you for a practice session I'm expecting you to be there next time, got it?! Now lets GO already."
>As if she wasn't the one who delayed you all going on stage in the first place
>You stare at the rest of the girls
>Most of them have apologetic expressions, but they certainly didn't even try and interrupt Rainbow
>You eye their flashy, elaborate, over-designed outfits, then look down at the simple green mask in your hands
>You think of how Applejack didn't trust you enough to be alone with a mutual friend
>You think of how Fluttershy wouldn't say a word to you at the shelter
>How the group headed out to enjoy time together without you
>This is 'basically being a Rainboom', huh?
>Well, this fucking sucks
>Gritting your teeth, you slip your mask back on your head for the second time today
>It stinks of sweat by this point and you're sure there's some salt stains here and there
>Despite that, you're going to go out there in front of that crowd and fucking kill it, even if you are pissed right now
>You're a fucking professional after all
>But you know in the depths of your heart that something needs to change
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>>43221443
NOW the first pic makes more sense. Also unf.
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>>43221460
Niice! Great to see more if this. I like the way you write the interactions.
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>>43222411
unf, such kissable, suckable nipples...
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>>43222568
>nipples
aerolae*
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>>43222803
True. Though I will say my fantasies still very much include Fluttershy's areolae either way.
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>>43221452
>go volunteer with Fluttershy at the animal shelter
>she avoids you the entire time, won't even look your way, flinches every time you try to make eye contact
>day ends with the two of you barely having said a word to each other
this is probably the most realistic chunk of EqG Fluttershy green that's ever been posted
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>>43222978
That second puberty hit her like a ton of bricks
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>>43222982
Out of the Human 7, going by their canon selves and not the shallow goon-friendly personalities we see here often, Fluttershy and her massive social anxiety would be the hardest wall to scale. (You)'d be at that shelter for like a month at best before you even got a 'hello' out of her that didn't sound like she was saying it at gunpoint.
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>>43223052
tier list (hard to easy):
fluttershy (major social anxiety debuff)
rarity ("i have standards darling!")
applejack (too busy to go out)
sunset shimmer (have to work around her self flagellation)
twilight sparkle (little bit awkward but approachable)
rainbow dash (seems like she'd be hard but it's really easy to appeal to her ego)
pinkie pie (just go say hi bro)
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>>43222411
This one is so good
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>>43190823
>What a troubling note to end this on.
>Pic related

Anyways, here's more Alanamous:

https://youtu.be/t1lOI0wZv30

>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you are in pain.
>Mentally.
>But especially physically.
>You were still on the ground.
>Wheezing for air.
>Still reeling from the elbow strike to your abdomen from Alanamous.
>Sunset Shimmer is now by your side.
>Kneeling down to your level and draping your arm over her.
>But the both of you were frozen in fear.
>From the mere sight in front of you.
>Alanamous.
>Your daughter.
>Has fallen to the monster inside of her.
>A monster that no doubt hid in her after you had thought you blocked and sealed her away inside of you.
>Never in a million years did you think something like this could happen.
>And now, not only is that very same monster loose again.
>And not only has it possessed your very own daughter.
>But you were the reason for it.
>All because you couldn't control your temper over an old grudge.
>You are such a fool.
>Now you and Sunset were staring down the monster in front of you.
>Alanamous furrows her brows at the sight of you two.
>”Now that I am free, I can finish what I started all those years ago and TEAR my way to Equestria and claim all their magic as mine!”
>Alanamous raises her hand and slashes her claws through the air.
>Her claws were glowing and tore a hole through the fabric of reality and created a hole.
>And you saw it.
>Equestria!
>The hole began to slowly expand.
>She looked at her hand with a wicked smile and raised it above her head.
>A small black orb began to form in her palm.
>The orb then shot from her hand high into the sky.
>It then exploded with such force it pushed you and Sunset back onto the ground.
>When you looked back into the sky there was now a gigantic hole in the sky where you can see all of Equestria mirroring your own world.
>Such immense strength.
>You don't remember being this powerful when you were Midnight Sparkle
>Her smile only widened.
>”I have to commend you on one thing Twilight!” She gleefully spoke. “You sure do know how to pick a mate! This child of yours has SO MUCH natural magical strength!”
>She now turns her attention to you and Sunset.
>”But before I can start my conquest, I will need to take care of the only things that can stop me.”
>Her eyes then squint.
>She points her hand to you and Sunset.
>Another black orb starts to form in her palm.
>”We need to go!”
>Sunset tells you in a panic as she tries to lift you up to flee.
“Arrgh!”
>Your broken rib made it all to painful for you to move and you sandbagged Sunset.
>”Twi!”
>She yells at you.
“Just leave me to my fate.”
>You say in defeat.
>No longer caring if you are blown up.
>”I won't leave you!”
>Sunset screams and holds you close.
>Refusing to abandon you.
>Alanamous shoots her orb at you two.
>You both cower and cover each other and brace for impact.
>You then hear a small explosion and what sounds like shattering glass.
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>>43223636

>When you look back up, you see remnants of shining diamonds flickering to the floor.
>”Sunset! Twilight!”
>You look over to the building and find Rarity and the rest of the gang who were all outside.
>She was visibly panting with her arms out.
>Rarity used her diamond magic to shield you from Alanamous' orb blast.
>The others then followed up behind her.
>All of them looked horrified at the sight of the monster in front of them.
>You looked back at Alanamous.
>She now looks annoyed but she simply raised her hand and began to charge another black energy orb.
>”Darlings! I won't be able to protect you with another shield!”
>Rarity yells.
>Rainbow Dash then steps up and in the blink of an eye she is right next to you and Sunset Shimmer.
>She places herself in between you and Sunset and grabs hold of you two.
>”This is going to hurt.”
>She warns you, knowing your injury.
>And in a flash, all three of you were reunited with the rest of the group.
>You were now all huddled together.
>You fell over from the sudden movement and groaned loudly.
>Alanamous wasn't deterred and still launched her energy ball towards you all.
>Thankfully AppleJack was quick to react and tossed a large chunk of debris from the destroyed building towards the ball.
>The debris and energy ball collided and caused another large explosion and shock-wave.
>You all shield your eyes from the bright light of the explosion.
>”What in tarnation is that!?”
>AppleJack yells out.
>After several moments of pain, you slowly sit up.
>You look over to both Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash.
>Who are both looking at you.
>As if this is your mess to address.
>Which in truth.
>It is.
>You try to sigh but it only causes you to cough.
>Resulting in more pain until you finally spoke.
“That's... My daughter.”
>There was a collective gasp among most of the girls.
>”Wait, What!?” Pinkie Pie yells out. “You have a kid!?”
>”How is that possible?”
>Fluttershy now asks.
>”Yes darling, how could you have found the time to have a child?”
>Rarity chimes in as well.
>Of course in the beginning nobody knew you were pregnant besides Sunset Shimmer.
>And Rainbow Dash found out about Alanamous around the same time as Sunset did.
>Speaking of which, neither Dash or Sunset have spoken up to fill in the gaps.
“Back at Camp Everfree.”
>You finally respond.
>There was a quick pause.
>Rarity was the first to connect the dots.
>”But that would mean...”
>She stops herself for a moment before she lets out another gasp.
>”Does that mean that that... thing is Anon's child as well!?”
>You kind of don't appreciate Rarity's insult to your daughter but you also understand.
“Yes.”
>You simply answer.
>You were then slowly helped up by Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash.
>Alanamous is now eyeing you all with disgust.
>But then she grins.
>”At least now I can eliminate you all at ONCE!”
>She screams and raises both her arms above her head.
>Once again she charges yet another ball of dark magic.
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>>43223641

>”Huddle in closer and brace yourselves girls!”
>Sunset instructs you all and you get in closer to each other.
>You then grab hands with both Sunset and Dash.
>They then grab the hands of all the other girls.
>”BE GONE!”
>Alanamous then tosses her huge energy ball towards you.
>It was then you felt it.
>The magic inside you begins to stir.
>And the pain in your abdomen fades away.
>You are lifted in the air with the rest of the girls.
>You then feel your wings and tail grow as you pony up.
>The energy ball hits you but you were all now protected by your magical shield.
>”Alanamous! You must come back to your senses!”
>Sunset Shimmer is now front and center of you all.
>Alanamous looks slightly annoyed.
>”I saw deep into my soul, This is what I want!”
>Alanamous yells at you all.
>Sunset shakes her head.
>”That is not you! That is Midnight Sparkle corrupting you!”
>Sunset reasons.
>Alanamous now charges you and tries to swipe at you.
>You all break up and fly behind her.
>You see the force of her claws now ripped another tear into reality and another hole to Equestria is opened.
>Sunset shoots a single beam of magic at Alanamous.
>Alanamous easily blocks it with her wing.
>”All she wants is power and to destroy! That is not who you are!”
>Alanamous shakes her head.
>”WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME!”
>She roars.
>”None of you know me! NONE OF YOU EVEN CARED!”
>Alanamous is now glowing brighter than before.
>You all once again gathered close to Sunset.
>You then begin to channel your magic to Sunset Shimmer.
>She now glows even brighter than Alanamous.
>Sunset now brings her hands together and begins to gather all the magic that was being sent to her.
>A rainbow energy ball begins to form in her hands.
>”I promise you there are people who care about you!” She says. “Your grandparents! Your mother!”
>”AHHHHHHH!!”
>Alanamous shrieks at her mentioning you and she shoots a black beam at Sunset.
>Sunset then releases the combined magic of all the elements of harmony back.
>There was now a power struggle.
>And your magic was overpowering Alanamous!
>Something was off though.
>As the rainbow beam got closer to Alanamous, she only smiled.
>She then brought up her second hand as your energy blast reached her.
>There was a brief struggle among you all.
>Then Alanamous was engulfed with your rainbow energy.
>It's working!
>You think?
>Something feels wrong.
>The rainbow energy that surrounded Alanamous begins to dull.
>Then it concentrates in Alanamous' hands.
>And you begin to feel weak.
>You look over to Sunset Shimmer who now has a look of pain on her face.
>She is desperately trying to pull her arms away from Alanamous but is unable to.
>You look to the others and they are all having the same problem.
>You all collectively begin to descend back down to the ground.
>The pain in your ribs slowly starts to return.
“Grrrah!”
>You all have now lost your pony forms.
>And your magic.
>You look to see Alanamous now with a massive rainbow energy ball.
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>>43223643

>She then condenses it into a smaller orb and holds it in a single hand in front of her with a wicked smile.
>You look to the other girls who were all knelt down breathing heavy.
>No longer in their pony forms.
>Looking exhausted.
>All of their magical energy was sapped.
>”DID YOU REALLY THINK YOUR STALE MAGIC WOULD STOP ME THIS TIME!?”
>Alanamous hollers at you.
>”My new body has UNIMAGINABLE amounts of power now and your old asses are yesterday's news!”
>Alanamous now begins to close her hand and attempts to crush the magic in her hand.
>”The elements no longer sees you as worthy!”
>She adds.
>You start to see cracks in the orb.
>You try to use your telekinesis to stop her.
>But you can't!
>You can't use magic anymore.
“I can't us any magic anymore!”
>You yell out as best you could.
>”Neither can I!”
>Rainbow Dash adds.
>”Me neither!”
>Rarity also confirms.
>You look to Pinkie.
>She violently shakes her head no.
>This is bad.
>Without your magic, Alanamous will go unchecked and destroy both your worlds.
>”Alana!?”
>You hear a voice in the distance.
>It was Sunny Starscout.
>And the rest of the gang Alanamous hangs out with.
>They all had horrified looks on their faces.
>Her yell had caught Alanamous' attention.
>She looks over to her friends.
>A look of disgust dons her face.
>The rainbow orb now has a black aura surrounding it and she tosses it to Sunny and her friends.
>”Kids! Run!”
>Sunset Shimmer tries to call out to them but was too late.
>Sunny and co had no time to react and all huddled together as the energy ball hit them.
>They were engulfed in the greenish dark energy explosion.
>”No!”
>Sunset again yells.
>As you shield your eyes from the blinding explosion Alanamous instantly flies in front of you.
>”You!”
>She bellows out and wraps her right hand around your neck.
>Squeezing it.
>”Twilight!”
>Sunset Shimmer now tries to grab her arm to free you from her grip but was stopped by Alanamous' left hand.
>You see her simply clench Sunset's arm and you hear multiple loud cracks, snaps and pops.
>She then flicks her wrist and you see Sunset's forearm bend in a direction that you know shouldn't and a bone pierces through her skin.
>”AHHHHHH!”
>Sunset Shimmer screams bloody murder like you've never heard before as Alanamous easily crushes and snaps her arm in two and easily tosses her in the air.
>As Sunset starts to descend Alanamous pivots her upper half and strikes Sunset in the midsection with her left elbow.
>Sunset is sent flying off to the side.
>Thankfully to be caught by the other girls.
>Alanamous then brings her attention back to you.
>A big grin on her face.
>”Ah hahahaha!”
>Alanamous' cackles as her smile only widens.
>You feel the grip around your neck slowly tighten.
>”I will take your life with the very hands of your own offspring!”
>You start to grab and pull at her hand but to no avail.
“Alana...” You try to speak up but you were losing air fast. “You... gotta fight!”
>You say in a whisper.
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>>43223645

>Her grip continues to tighten.
>You don't have much time left!
>'Help!'
>You heard it in the back of your head.
>Alanamous!
>Not Midnight Sparkle!
>The real Alanamous!
>She's still in there.
>She is trying to reach out to you!
>You gotta do something!
>But it's getting harder to think.
>You raise your hand and caress her cheek.
“I'm... sorry...”
>You tell her.
>You can no longer think straight.
>Things are getting fuzzy.
>You are going numb.
>This may be it.
>Your hand is still on your daughter's cheek.
>If this is it, there there is only one thing you want to say to her.
>Perhaps you didn't say it enough to her when you were together.
>Would it have made a difference?
>Who knows.
>Just another blunder in your life involving your own child.
“I...love... you...”
>You barely got the last word out.
>You lost all feeling in your body.
>As your hand fell limp to your side, you saw a single tear stream out of Alanamous' eye.
>Darkness started to close in on you.
>You could hear screaming from everywhere.
>But they started to sound distant.
>Like they were moving miles away from you.
>Then you heard nothing.
>And felt nothing.
>The last thing you saw was the demonic face of your own daughter.
>And then.
>You see nothing.
>Then everything started to feel...
>Nice?
>It felt like you were simply floating in an abyss.
>You felt warm.
>You felt comfortable.
>Is death supposed to feel this pleasant?
>At least your ribs no longer hurt.
>You just feel comfortably numb.
>Until you were shocked awake.
“Ahh!”
>You screamed out loud.
>You looked around in a panic.
>You have no idea where you are at.
>It was a dark dimly lit room.
>You were sitting in a single chair.
>You stood up from your seat and looked around for any signs of Alnamous or anyone.
“Hello!?” You yell out. “Sunset!? Dash!? Pinkie!? Anyone!?”
>You continue to bellow out names but nobody seemed to be around to answer.
>You start to explore the seemingly large empty room.
>In search for anything really.
>Someone.
>Something.
>Anything that could answer your mounting questions.
>After a few steps into an apparent void, you noticed the dim light in the distance.
>You start to walk closer to the light at a brisk pace.
>As you got closer, you started to notice things around you.
>It looked like you were in a closed restaurant.
>The carpeted floor smoothed and muted your footsteps.
>Rows of empty tables with chairs pushed in.
>The walls around you had odd pictures throughout your life.
>Which is a concerning sign.
>You got closer to the light and now saw a table.
>The table had a red and white checkered pattern table cloth over it.
>There were two wooden seats on each side of the square table.
>And someone was sitting in one of the seats.
>As you got closer to the lighted area you started to recognize who the person was.
>Black tuxedo.
>Green skin.
>A familiar face.
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>>43223646

>Albeit, one you haven't seen in many years.
>He was leaning forward with his left elbow resting on the table.
>Resting his chin on his left palm.
>Looking bored.
>As if he were waiting for someone.
>There were two empty glasses set on the table.
>One in front of him and one across.
>A single bottle of wine situated in between both empty glasses.
>Once you stepped into the light he was alerted to your presence.
>As soon as he locked eyes with you he sat up and donned a warm, gentle smile.
>”Hey Twi.”
>He softly greets you as he meekly waves.
“Anon!?”

And that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

Yeah... That happened.
Also now's a good time to say on Friday I am going on a 2 week vacation to Japan. So. No updates for some time. anyone know of any good Japanese EqG stuff I could search for or be on the lookout for while I'm there?

As always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, cretiques, any and all (You)'s welcome
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>>43223656
Good to see this green updated.
Good luck on your trip.
>spoiler
Wish I knew.
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>>43224284
>Completely naked under long wet see-through dress or gown
Such a beautiful and sexy sight to behold. These girls were made to bless us with their visible full frontal nudity.
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>>43223656
>spoiler
Kotobukiya figures, pic related and not EQG, but you could stop by that pony pizza place
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>>43224525
Funnily enough I already own most of the kotobukiya figures (minus Celestia, Luna, Cadence or Chrysalis because they are more expensive) and I own those books. It was jsut that there were those EqG stickers from a few years back that I need to find.
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>>43224926
hey, that's nice!
Instead, I can offer you these two things that I found with a quick search, even though they're a bit old
>https://www.mlpmerch.com/2020/11/know-idea-sega-toys-announce-acrylic.html
These aren't listed in their online store, but who knows, maybe you'll find them somewhere
>https://www.mlpmerch.com/2021/08/japanese-amnibus-reveals-equestria.html
these at least are on display in the store, even though they're sold out
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>>43225292
Dashie looks like she is having fun. I would help her have even more fun.
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>>43225292
Peak Unf
>>43225515
Also cute
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>>43215117
>>43221443
>>43222411
>>43222978
>>43224284
>>43225292
I like you, anon. You post stuff I really like.
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>>43223656
Nice update! Can't wait until the next one.
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>>43223656
If you are heading out this Friday, you could try to make it to this small convention this weekend https://x.com/Poniko_MLP/status/2042180726284836885
It's MLP in-general but I'm sure you could find some EqG related art/goods there or commission one. Bring cash, don't think card payment is accepted if you do go.
Otherwise like the anon said non-eqg related the pony pizza place is good
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>>43201897
>>43202157
>Juniper Montage
Literally who? Serious question. What does everybody think of her?
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>>43226727
She's cute, that's what I think of her.
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>>43196951
He sure likes RD.
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>>43226261
hmm, i arrive on Saturday at 3pm so I may miss that but Sunday could be doable depending on my jetlag
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>>43227165
He’s making me like her more too
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>>43226261
I thought EQG would’ve been better received over there? One of the reasons given over years for why pony might’ve not performed as well in Japan was because they’re ponies and not humans.
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>>43221460
>Hey, Power Chord? Anon? Hey, this is your brain
>Do you think we can be objective about this?
>Just humor me for like, five minutes
>Maybe upending your entire career and taking a huge gamble on your life because someone pissed you off is... a bad idea?
>That's an interesting point, brain, but here's the thing:
>You already know this is a terrible idea
>You're just too angry to care
>Lets zoom out a bit
>It's been a few days since that last-minute show with The Rainbooms
>You've been ignoring Twilight and, surprisingly, Applejack's texts and calls
>Stewing in your anger properly unlike last time
>It's a lot easier this time around since Rainbow Dash absolutely didn't apologize
>She probably thinks she was the one wronged in the first place, so fat chance she was ever going to do that
>Rotting in the back of your van, staring at your guitars, trying to ignore the smell of your laundry bag
>You had nothing to do but think
>You've been doing this Mercenary gig for about four years now
>How long was this bubble going to last, really?
>Eventually one of these groups would make it big and break out of this town
>Maybe one or two more, but eventually life's going to catch up to them and they'll realize their actual careers lie elsewhere
>Hell, most of the musicians in this town probably realize that already, a huge chunk of the people making up these groups are going to college for decidedly non-musical tracks
>And where is that going to leave you?
>You're not exactly in a comfortable spot in your life as it is, but what happens when the work dries up, Anon?
>Parking your piece of shit van permanently somewhere once you can't afford gas and mugging people in the south side of Canterlot City?
>Going back to your father, hat in hand, admitting he was right all along?
>You feel your jaw set tight and your teeth grind together
>You'll be six feet in the ground before you look that bastard in the eyes as a failure
>That thought, that defiance has been burning in your chest ever since it drifted to the forefront of your mind
>Which leads us to right now
>Sitting in a dingy cafe conveying all these thoughts to the man across the table from you
>Good old Norman
>Another Mercenary in town, and one of the better ones you would say
>Though you don't think you've crossed paths with this guy once without him smelling like cheap weed and applesauce
>He always comes through with his jobs though
>And by your estimation he's one of the best bassists in town
>Top 3, easy
>Just, y'know, don't ask him to piss in a cup or trust him alone around your cupboards
"... So, that's why I want to go for broke. I'm going to make pursue this band whether you agree or not, man, but I'd sure as Hell like to have you along for the ride. What do you say?"
>Norman stares at you with a vacant smile, blinks one eye, then the other
>You choose to take this as a good sign
>The stone man coughs into his hand a few times before sitting up out of his chair
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>>43227567
>"I feel ya man, I've been thinkin' about that lately too - this shit ain't gonna last forever, and then my dad's probably gonna want me to get a job at the video store or whatever instead of sitting around the house all day."
>Norman, Blockbuster's been dead for like two decades
>You decide not to bum out your potential bandmate and keep that to yourself
>"I'll roll with you, but two guys ain't exactly a band. You got anyone else on board yet?"
"No, but that's why I wanted to meet here."
>You gesture to the small stage across the room, currently occupied by a trio of women
>All three of them are dressed as gaudy wizards
>Though the one in front, warbling about how great she is, is clearly the leader of the bunch, going by how her hat is twice as big as the other two's
>Norman follows your hand and, impressively, immediately sobers up
>"Bro if you seriously try and add Trixie to this group I am fuckin' out, man."
"Haha, fuck man, I would be too. Don't you worry though - she's not who I had in mind. Trust me."
>Norman gives you a look, but shrugs before chugging down the rest of his drink and putting down a few bills
>Nice, you were totally going to front the whole thing
>"Alright Anon. I got a practice set scheduled with the Snapshots today, so I'm gonna head out. Good luck."
>You just snicker and wave him off, keeping your eyes on the stage all the while
"Alright, peace out. Remember not to smile."
>"Pfft, I know. Only one of us gets a boner from getting screamed at in Germare, dude."
>You swear that incident is going to haunt you until the day you die
>Leaving that behind though, you simply observe as Trixie and the Illusions run down their setlist
>It's not a very long concert
>Even years later Trixie's only got about four songs fully written
>She most likely ran out of different ways to talk about how great she is, you imagine
>Saves the crowd from having to endure it for long if nothing else
>When the show is over and everyone's done politely clapping, you make your move
>Approaching the trio as they're getting their equipment squared away (or at least two of them are), Trixie catches sight of you
>A sneer immediately makes it way across her face
>"Enjoy the show? Of course you did."
"Oh, for sure. I was actually hoping to talk, though."
>Trixie juts her chin up and stares down at you, something she's only capable of doing because she's still on the stage
>"As I've mentioned before, Mercenary, Trixie and her Illusions have no need of your services!"
>You seriously doubt Trixie could AFFORD a Mercenary, much less your rates, but you keep that barb in your mouth
>You don't want to start an argument with the magician and keep her around
>Trixie huffs when you fail to rise to her bait and glances back at her Illusions
>"Trixie will be returning to her trailer now - do not keep her waiting!"
>And off she goes, leaving her bandmates to finish packing up the equipment by themselves
>Perfect
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>>43227570
>The girls give you a look before getting back to work
>You give it a few moments before approaching Fuchsia Blush, kneeling down to assist her in dismantling Trixie's amp
>"Hey! Hands off, man."
"Sorry, I was thinking this looked like a lot of stuff to deal with for just two people. I figured I'd help out. Many hands make light work, you know?"
>Fuchsia gives you a look, then you can see her gaze tick towards the smoke machine, the strobing lights, and their own synthesizer machines
>You can actually see her waver before her head dips, sighing
>"Yeah, sure. I would like to get this done sometime today."
>Grinning, you get right back to assisting in the dismantling
>You simply work in silence with Fuchsia for a bit, letting her take the lead and direct you
>Eventually though, you feel the silence get good and comfortable enough to be broken
"So, how've the shows been? I haven't really kept up with your schedule."
>Fuchsia grimaces and sets the amp in its' case with your help
>Damn this thing is heavy, Trixie really makes these two deal with this stuff by themselves?
>That'll probably work to your benefit, come to think of it
>"We're doing fine. We've been doing somewhere between two or three shows a month at... various places."
>That isn't bad for a scene as crowded as Canterlot City's, really
>But you know the more popular groups do twice that many, easy
>And at much nicer venues
>Out of all the shows Trixie and the Illusions had advertised for this month this dirty cafe is easily the nicest place you would've found them
>You really did not want to take Norman to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon
>The kind of things you'd see would not part from your brain for quite some time
>Fuchsia seems to be thinking the same thing and dips her head again, sighing
>She has absolutely seen some shit on Tuesday
"What about you, though? Are you satisfied with the way the band's going?"
>Fuchsia hesitates as she untangles the cords of the strobing lights
>Her mouth opens but she quickly closes it, seeming to think better of herself
>When she looks over at you though, your expression is clearly patiently waiting for her response
>"It's fine. It doesn't matter, as long as Trixie is okay with the things are going, then we're all good."
"Fuchsia, I get that you're relegated to the "and the" part of the band, but you don't have to act like you have no input in it. Be real with me, here. Are you happy?"
>The woman tries to glare at your jab, but you can tell she doesn't have enough heat for it
>She just shakes her head and sighs defeatedly instead
>"I... wish we were doing better, but I don't think that's surprising. I think that's something everyone feels. There's always room for improvement. There are things I would do differently, but I'm not the one leading the band."
"Well, what if you were? I'd love to hear how you'd try and change things."
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>>43227572
>Fuchsia looks up, completely forgetting about the lights for a moment as she really considers it
>"Well... I'd put one of us on another instrument. We don't strictly need TWO synths, at least I don't think so."
"Another instrument, huh? Like, say... the drums?"
>Fuchsia glances at you in the corner of her eye, grimacing
>"You still remember that, huh?"
"Vividly."
>Years back, you had brought your bass in for some repairs at the local instrument store ran by Vinyl Scratch
>You remember there being a hell of a percussive racket you could hear from yards away and were fully expecting to see Pinkie trying out a new drumkit
>Seeing Fuchsia behind the snare going absolutely fucking crazy was a complete surprise
>You had only ever seen her working the synth before, you legitimately thought she didn't even know how to play any other instruments
>So lost in her own percussive world you had completely forgotten why you were even there until she finally stopped playing
>Stared forlornly at the price tag on the kit
>And rushed past you out of the store
"That's the sort of thing that sticks with you, Fuchsia. You're a damn fine drummer. Easily equal to Pinkie, I'd say."
>That gets a small, weary smile out of the girl, but it doesn't last long
>"I appreciate that. I wish Trixie thought the same, but she's never been interested in having me get back behind the drums, so convincing her to spend some of the band's funds on buying or even just renting a set isn't happening."
"And you're just fine with that? I remember the grin on your face when you were putting that kit through its' paces. You loved playing those drums. Are you really going to just let those skills degrade while you play with a synthesizer for a few more years until she finally gets bored and focuses on her magic act?"
>Fuchsia grits her teeth and outright glares at you
>You can see her fists clenching with frustration
>"That's just how it is, Anon. And she's not going to get bored, we're going to make it! We're going to show everyone!"
>You just give her a disbelieving stare, and she almost immediately cracks under the pressure of it
>"...Maybe she'll have room for us in her magic act. Magicians usually have assistants, right?"
"Right. But that's not what you want either. I know you love music, Fuchsia. Don't try and pretend that's not what you're passionate about."
>This is finally too much for the girl, and she lets out a yell that startles Lavender and the rest of the patrons in the cafe as she whirls on you, eyes alight with anger
>"Is there a point to this, Anon?! Did you come here just to needle me about how unhappy I am? What is your fucking deal, man?!"
>You aren't too proud to admit that scared you a bit, even if you do have a little over a foot of height on this lady
>Her response was a bit more than you were expecting, but it plays right into your hands all the same
>You school the shock off your face and reach out, carefully putting a hand on Fuchsia's shoulder
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>>43227574
"Look, I'm sorry if I pushed too hard. I didn't come here to remind you about your circumstances... or, at least, I didn't intend to make you this upset. But I did want you to hear yourself say that with your own mouth."
>You look Fuchsia square in the eye, and the intensity of your expression seems to lock her in, unable to break the contact, both physical and visual
"You said it yourself that you're not happy. You're not satisfied with where you are, and I think we both know, where that path is leading? Isn't where you want to go. You asked me what my deal is? I'll keep it simple. I'm starting something new. I'm done playing other people's music... and I need the best damn drummer in this city if this new group's going to make it."
>Fuchsia's face seems like it can't decide on being pleased with your praise, shocked at your declaration, or upset at the realization that yes, she isn't happy with her lot in life
>You push it just a little further
"Do you want to go through the rest of your life being an illusion, or do you want to be your own person again, Fuchsia Blush? Join me on this new path, if only for your own sake."
>Tears begin to pinprick in the girl's eyes, and for a moment you feel like you may have gone a bit too far there
>But she suddenly takes the hand on her shoulder and cups it with her own, giving your digits a squeeze
>"Damnit, man... I do. I want to be me again. But I have a condition, and if you don't consider it this isn't happening."
"Name it."
>"If I can convince her, Lavender Lace comes too. I'm not just leaving her behind."
>You glance back at Lavender Lace, who's a few paces away from the two of you
>She was originally working on unplugging and dismantling the smoke machine, but as your conversation with Fuchsia got more intense she got less and less focused on her work to the point that she was just openly staring by this point
>When your eyes meet she 'eeps' and looks away, hurriedly fiddling with the plugs again
>Your mind briefly flashes to the band name and logo you had already thought up
>Your very specific name, especially
>Still, there are worse requests
"Well, fuck. The more the merrier, right? What does she play, though? I'd like to know what I have to work with, bringing her on board."
>At that, Fuchsia draws a bit of a meek grin across her face
>"...The Synthesizer. She's really got into it over the years, unlike me. It's the only thing she's ever learned."
>A bit less flexible than you'd like, but that's fine
>Having a synth on board, and even better, someone who actually wants to play it could be useful
>You give Fuchsia's hand a squeeze and return her grin with something more enthusiastic
"That's fine by me. Welcome to the band, Fuchsia Blush. I can tell this is the start of something great."
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>>43227570
>Blockbuster's been dead for like two decades
Man, why'd you have to gut punch me like that?
Nice update though, Hearthsong.
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>>43227575
Good job on the interactions with Fuchsia
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>>43228107
I'd ask which of us would be the better rider but it's almost definitely AJ.
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>>43227165
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>9?
None of that.
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>>43227575
A fine recruitment for our band!
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>>43187083
Kinda shame the SB6 and every girl who came after aren't popular.
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>>43227575
Alright, shit. Normally I try and pace my releases, but this one just flowed like water the second I started writing it. So, here's another leg.

>Your hair is streaked with magenta and pink, you've been thinking that you might need to upgrade your prescription, and you are just teeming with anxiety right now
>If there's anyone (You) could be than Twilight Sparkle, you'd be surprised
>Well
>You guess you could be the OTHER Twilight Sparkle, but she doesn't wear glasses as far as you know!
>Lucky...
>The girls assure you that your glasses are cute, but sometimes you just feel self-conscious and wish you weren't too squeamish for LASIK
>Some guys like glasses though, right?
>Ideally some tall, green guys that exude confidence and paradoxically calm down your mind while making your heart race...
>Whoa, nelly
>You want to say you got a bit off topic there, but at the same time, not really?
>A certain green guy is the main cause of your anxiety right now
>Anon hasn't been answering your calls for a month now, and apparently Applejack hasn't been able to get a hold of him either (since when were they friends?)
>A surge of anger reverberates through your chest as you think about the last time you saw him
>Getting dressed down by Rainbow Dash in front of the whole group
>It was so stupid!
>Anon isn't part of The Rainbooms just because he plays with the group more than anyone else, that's completely absurd!
>That's just a statistical likelihood resulting from the band being twice as big as every other band in town!
>You really didn't think Rainbow would use that against Anon when you brought it up off-handedly one day
>You just thought it was an interesting stat
>But somehow she got it in her mind that he should be putting The Rainbooms ahead of every other group in town
>Everyone knows that's not how the Mercenaries work!
>If it had been any other Mercenary, they probably would've laughed in Rainbow's face and ditched the show right then and there for the disrespect
>(Which in this case wouldn't be too catastrophic, seeing as Applejack was actually with you and not actually unavailable, sure)
>But Anon was a consummate professional and gave it his best effort anyway
>Then immediately bailed before anyone could invite him to hang out
>He never did that to you before...
>And you...
>During that entire spiel by Rainbow, you just stood there like an absolute idiot, not interjecting or defending him at all!
>So big surprise he ditched you all
>Rainbow Dash was confident that he was just throwing a fit
>Well, Dash, that was about four weeks ago
>The group has been fortunate they haven't needed a Mercenary in that time
>Because as if you weren't worried enough already, when you went to check Anon's bookings on his website, the entire domain was down
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>>43230613
>You don't know how your friend(?) manages his finances, but given that Mercenary Work is his primary source of income, you don't doubt that he would make keeping that website up a top priority
>He didn't quit, surely
>You had him as a friend on MyStable, and he didn't mention a career change at all
>Granted, he didn't post that much, but something that big would warrant telling everyone (telling you, at least... surely, Twilight, surely)
>Eventually having had enough of this radio silence, you decided it was time to confront Anon directly at his home
>But that just led to a new can of worms when you realized
>... You had no idea where he lived
>That turned out to be a sentiment the rest of your friend group shared, in fact
>When you asked, there were some mentions of seeing Anon around town, hanging out at cafes, grocery shopping, and the like
>But no one had a clue where to actually find him
>And given how you and the girls were pretty thoroughly spread out across Canterlot City, that was... shocking
>Vexing
>Concerning
>You didn't like the way it made your chest feel to realize you didn't know something so fundamental about your friend
>You could answer questions about Anon's taste in literature easily, (He loves romance and hates tragedy, he's kind of sappy like that)
>Knew full well that scientific pursuits weren't his forte (The face he made whenever you were discussing physics and he was trying very much to not look completely lost was just adorable)
>And could name all nine instruments he was proficient in by heart (Guitar: Lead, Rhythm, Bass! Keytar! Drums! Keyboard! Saxophone! Violin! Cello!)
>But... you didn't know where he lived
>And when you thought of that, you couldn't help but think of all that you didn't know alongside that
>What were his hobbies outside of music?
>Did he have any friends he saw outside of your group?
>Is he allergic to anything?
>... Is he single?
>You groaned as you felt a bit of color heat up on your face
>Raising your coat to further hide your face as you navigated the streets of Canterlot's South Side
>Your parents would be having a conniption if they knew you were out here alone
>They always stressed how dangerous this part of the city was
>... You knew they didn't mean to be classist
>They still succeeded, but... you can tell it came from a place of concern for your safety
>So then, what brings the upper crust heiress to the part of town her parents explicitly told her to stay away from?
>... A little bit of that same 'place of concern'
>And a lot of telling yourself that it wasn't hypocritical
>A little illegal, maybe, but,
>Um
>Shut up, brain!
>You've been doing a bit of snooping, there, you said it
>Anon may not post that much on MyStable, but his device's GPS does do check ins on popular spots
>You found an app that skirts the limits of good taste that notified you when he did just that
>And... followed him
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>>43230617
>Not maliciously!
>You're not going to try and mug him or anything!
>You just... want to see him again
>Speak to him face to face, see what's going on with him
>You miss your friend...
>Your pursuit has led you to a club deep in Canterlot's South Side
>The streets have a bit more trash than you're used to (read: any)
>But judging by the foot traffic this is definitely a popular place
>The neon sign says a single word: 'Jubilee's'
>The line is a bit of a slog, but before long you hand over a cover charge and get inside
>The 'vibe' (ugh) is unlike any of the clubs or venues you've played at with the girls
>Seedier... livelier...
>Heated...
>The dance floor is packed with people who you're pretty sure don't understand the difference between 'dancing' and 'sex'
>You can hardly watch some of them before you feel your face, which had already been heating up, practically catch fire
>W-wow
>You... really hope Anon isn't in all of that
>Because you wouldn't be able to find him!
>No other reason...
>For now you take a seat at one of the assorted tables set up before a modestly sized stage
>No one comes by to take an order from you, but that's fine
>You want all of your wits at your command when you find Anon
>No Cuba Libras for you tonight
>A smile drew across your face as you briefly remembered that next morning
>You vaguely remembered Anon taking you home, and the proof of it in the form of that smoothie recipe he and Applejack (though you weirdly don't recall her on the walk home at all, not that you remembered much of that night in general) left on your fridge that really helped you get through that day
>All the more reason to see your friend
>You kept your head on a swivel, trying to catch a flash of green, or a head of dark hair
>Before you can find your mark though, you're jolted out of your looky-looing as some microphone feedback erupts from the stage
>A tall woman with milky skin and a vibrant red updo, wearing a cream dress and red corset has taken the stage
>The sight of her has many of the patrons hooting and hollering, to which she just laughs and tips them a wink with her egregiously green eyes
>"Alright, alright, settle down ya animals. I'm happy to see you too, but I ain't gonna be gracing this stage for too long. Don't be too disappointed now."
>A chorus of 'awwws' and outright 'boos' are her response, getting the woman to laugh again
>"Flatterers! Well, welcome back to Jubilee's. As you already know, I am your most beautiful host, Cherry Jubilee. Tonight's line-up is a little different than you're all gonna be used to, we have an actual opener for the Dazzlings tonight!"
>The mention of your old band's old rivals gets you sitting up in your seat straighter
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>>43230618
>You weren't around for the Dazzlings, of course, but the girls had filled you in enough to get you alarmed
>No one LOOKED like they were under a spell, so... maybe they were just here to legitimately sing?
>Your worry for Anon spiked and you almost missed Jubilee's continued announcing
>"Tonight is their debut as a group, but absolutely not their first time on stage, so give'em hell! Give it up for WE THREE KINGS!"
>The crowd applauds politely but it's clearly scattered, as is often the case with new acts
>Your eyes widen in surprise as the band comes on stage
>You recognize the two girls immediately as members of Trixie's trio, though you can't recall their names
>A guy you don't know at all, and...
>Anon?!
>You'd recognize that green mask anywhere, of course
>You were there when Rarity stitched it together and when she presented it to Anon
>Is this band really picking up a Mercenary on their debut?
>That doesn't speak well for them...
>You watch as Anon, with a truly 'well-loved' lead guitar takes the center stage... right in front of the microphone
>What?
>Anon counts down from three, two, one, and...
>It's an immediate musical eruption as the fuchsia girl behind the drums kicks into high gear, both men following her frenetic lead
>The other girl with the synthesizer is already firing off some pre-recorded chorus
>It's a powerful start, 40 seconds of pure adrenaline, but even as pumped as it makes you
>Nothing prepares you for the sudden cut of the lead guitar as Anon reaches back, and RIPS his mask in half
>(You swear you heard a familiar scream way back behind you, but you were too entranced to really register it)
>His face is carved into a feral snarl, regarding the audience for a split second before he suddenly belts out his first lyrics
>"IN THE WINDS OF THE MOUNTAINS HIGH, UNDER THE VAST AND ENDLESS SKY, ECHOES A CALL FROM THE GODS WHO REIGN: YOUR LOSS, THEIR GAIN!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGD60Kv7aD0)
>You're just...
>Completely blown away
>The proceeding six minutes are an ode to the fighting spirit within everyone
>And you can't look away
>Not for that, or the next three songs they open the night with before finally ceding the stage to the Dazzlings, who, like you, have absolutely fed on the energy Anon and his group stirred up in the building
>If you had to describe the spectacle, it would be like...
>Watching a man trudge through waist height water only to immediately take off sprinting the second he was free
>The pacing of it, the power of their music was unlike anything you'd ever seen
>And as amazed as you were...
>You were a little disturbed
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>>43230619
>Watching Anon up on stage with these people, you could see a world of difference in his behavior
>Even when he wasn't furious with Rainbow, Anon was a professional on whatever instrument the group needed him to be
>But here?
>He was... loose, you could say
>He bumped shoulders with the bass guitarist and shared grins as they tried to outperform each other
>He made audible calls for the girl on the synthesizer to play certain sound effects, sometimes startling her when they clearly weren't to plan
>Several times when it came time for a drum solo he would outright cheer the drummer on loudly, encouraging the audience to join him and laugh when she made faces and yelled at him to shut up
>You had NEVER seen him have so much fun on stage before
>Even now as the quartet exited the stage, they were shoulder to shoulder, talking animatedly
>And...
>A sud-soaked memory suddenly roared to life from the murky depths of your mind
>Anon, holding on to your hand as you walked the streets of North Canterlot City
>You were babbling, asking all sorts of stupid questions ('What's your favorite place to go when you're tired?' Really, Drunk Twilight?)
>But one of them pierced his armor...
>"What do you dream about when no one's watching?"
>You had to stop as he did as well, his grip too firm for you to pull away and when you looked back...
>An expression akin to a deer in headlights as he stared at you, looking for... something, before speaking
>"... Belonging somewhere. Really belonging."
>And then you fucking giggled, and you could see the disappointment in his eyes
>As you watched your friend disappear behind the curtain, you felt a deep weight settle on your heart
"Is this why you've really been avoiding us? Because you found what we couldn't give you? ... What I couldn't give you?"
>You felt tears forming in the corners of your eyes, and you angrily blinked them away
>Don't start crying, Twilight
>You don't have the right
>You stood there and just let Rainbow drive him away from all of you
>Rainbow...
>Your eyes widen as you notice a flash of rainbow hair marching and stomping in the direction of the backstage curtain
>Flanked by several other heads of hair you unfortunately recognize
>After standing stunned for a moment, you wipe the tears fully out of your eyes and hurry after them
>This can't be good
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>>43230565
think that's just them being victims of EQG only existing as specials and web stuff, if they had a proper show to work with i could see them being used as rivals for the girls
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>>43230624
To quote one or more other anons on this matter: the late seasons were a waste of development, and, Hasbro let the lightning out of the bottle.
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Well I made it to the tail end of day 1 of the Ponycon. It was a larger con for manga art but there were a few MLP tables scattered around the room. I'll go back tomorrow to see if there's any thing else but I did pick this up.

One of the artists at the con cosplayed as Sonata Dusk. Should have gotten a pic of her.
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Have Japanese Cheerleader Hootershy
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Japanese Cheerleader Rainbow Dash
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And for some reason Delinquent Pinkie
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>>43230620
Based posting the next update already.
>>43230659
>>43230676
>>43230679
>>43230685
They’re very cute!
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>>43230676
Titsnotbignuff
>>43230685
Titsnotbignuff
>for some reason Deliquent Pinkie
>for some reason
Her derpessive state looks like a punk, her sisters are based on dark subcultures and her parents are pony mormons based on American Gothic. Being the samurai-wannabe edgy gangster seems kinda fitting.
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>>43230659
Nice glad and jealous you went. Pick up the self-made eqg manga on the next day
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>>43231107
unf nice
Love girls squishing their tits together like that
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>>43231807
What are those costumes from?
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>>43231945
No idea.
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>>43211054
>>43231107
Love these two
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>>43230676
>Hootershy
glad the japs have their priorities straight
Is this book all pin up stuff like this? I thought it was a comic.
>>43230685
>that salute
Pinkie, no! Elon got in trouble for that.
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Glad I came,for the second day. Was able to pick up a few more things. Was also bummed cause someone had a,full Mane 7 set acrylic stand and someone else bought it before I could.
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Sonata cosplayer let me take a pic of her as well
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>>43230685
>Yankee Pinkie
I like it!
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Another one closed.
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>>43233087
Good stuff Anon
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>>43232707
>>43232711
Everything is cuter in Japan.
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>9
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>>43212969
Hey Grey, how are things going?
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>>43232707
>that random beavis and butthead work
lmao
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>>43233087
Will read later
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>>43235711
That thing is the perfect size for her
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>>43235711
>>43235829
The outfit often isn't complete without Fluttershy's areolae.
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>>43233087
I loved this one Yehibo. If you write any future fics with Trixie I will definitely be here for it. I know I said this already but the way you wrote Trixie is really fun and enjoyable. I may not have anything new to say aside that but great work!
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>>43230620
This one got me pretty good so far
Anxious now
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>>43232707
that's such a good haul, happy for you, anon!!
>>43232711
niiiiice a cutie
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I don't dislike Cozyheart, but I don't really get it either.
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>>43237025
I agree. As far as I'm concerned, they're just a pretty fun ship. I know the ship itself doesn't really make sense but I don't really care about that. Fun things are fun.
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>>43237025
I think it's just the fact that anyone else in the setting is several decades older than Cozy, so pickings are slim to ship her with.
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How to be Dense returns!

>The next morning, the next girl's favored scent was simply brand name Brut. Didn't quite feel distinctive enough for Rarity or Pinkie, so I put the odds at 70% chance of senpai and 30% chance of Rainbow.
>At breakfast Applejack and I good naturedly endured several comments about fireflies as our glowing had leaked from under the door and into the hall.

>Soon enough we were in the Pussy wagon, had picked up the other cheerleaders, and were on our way to school when the CHS app gave Applejack and I a notice.
>I fumbled through the interface for a bit before being able to see that our lockers had been reassigned to new and adjacent locations.
>Applejack and my Sisters seemed more excited about this than I was.
>I mean, being close to my girls WAS nice of course. But other than that, a locker didn't seem like something to get excited about.
>The girls wanted to meet and all check out our new lockers together.
>And for some reason my Sisters wanted to watch.
>Everyone was showing much more enthusiasm than I thought lockers were due, but I smiled and went along with it. Didn't want to be a downer if they were having fun.
>Our new lockers were in a hallway on the first floor that I somehow hadn't been in before.
>Many lockers in the hall were in a variety of muted colors, and several were simply black, but ours were all a bright white.
>As I had guessed, they were all together and mine was in the middle roughly.
>I couldn't really tell what they were made out of, and instead of a numbered dial for a combo lock, these all had a plate with the outline of a hand instead.
>My Queen spoke up and said "Alright girls. Shall we?"
>All of the girls placed their hands on the plates.
>Senpai's, Pinkie's, and Rainbow's locker doors opened without issue.
>Rarity's rumbled for about a second and opened after something faintly shifted on the locker door.
>My Queen's, Fluttershy's, and Applejack's rumbled for several seconds and the exterior color changed to match their skin tones before opening and emitting light that was also in the color of the skin tone.
"Woah." I said. "I guess that's why you ladies were so excited over lockers. The pattern is obvious, but is this a girl's only thing?"
>Apple Bloom spoke up saying "Normally yes, but you've broken so many of the rules Brother that we aren't really sure."
>Sweetie Belle then demanded "And what do you mean 'the pattern is obvious'. Why did Rarity's locker react?"
"Oh, well on Saturday after Adagio left, five of the girls teamed up on me and Rarity, uh, swallowed." I informed.
>Scootaloo commented "Oh. It took us weeks to get that far. How many times did she swallow?
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>>43237263
"Just once." I answered honestly. "That was all I figured I had to give between Fluttershy's and my Queen's turns."
>My Queen then turned to me and said "Okay my King, it's your turn to open your new locker!"
Since the odds were apparently that nothing would happen and time was passing, I just casually put my hand on the plate for my locker.
>The rumbling was MUCH louder!
>Instantly my locker door turned the same shade of green as my skin.
>My name "Anonymous" was written in black at the top.
>Underneath my name was written "King of Canterlot", also in black.
>A black question mark occupied the rest of the door.
>Something else was happening with the door..
>It was,.. widening?!?
>After a full minute of rumbling, everything quieted down back to normal.
>The door to my new locker had doubled in width!
>The rumbling had apparently set off some alarms and the cheerleaders were on their phones explaining there was no emergency.
"That is right out of Doctor Who or Harry Potter. Take your pick." I declared.
>Senpai, who was next to me declared "Given what we learned about the school on Saturday, I'd lean towards Harry Potter."
"Fair." I opined. "Honestly just glad you aren't asking 'What's Doctor Who?'" I stated with a smile.
>My locker door also no longer swung out. Rather it was segmented into vertical strips about a half inch wide and slid from left to right to open.
>When I opened it I discovered it rolled into a drum on the right side. That made space efficiency sense at least.
>Couldn't see anything else because a black curtain was across the doorway.
>Applejack said "It's definitely your locker Anon. It's as guarded as you."
>That got a few chuckles as I pushed the curtain to the side.
"Curiouser and curiouser." I said as I looked down a tan hallway twice the width of the locker door and about ten feet long.
>Senpai took my arm and insisted "Let's check it out!" as she pulled me inside while smiling .
>To the right of the hallway were cubbies of various sizes to remind us this was still a locker.
>To the left were idealized headshots of all of my girlfriends.
>Senpai and all of my other girls, who had followed us, had their phones out snapping pics left and right.
>The hallway had a door sized opening on the left at the end.
>It led into a dimly lit room that was loosely 15'x15'. I said loosely because there were eight evenly spaced walls instead of four.
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>Each of the seven walls was covered with idealized portraits of one of my girls. A large life size one in the center surrounded by several others.
>On the eighth wall was a large TV/Monitor with some books on shelves below it.
>In the center of the room was a recessed circular conversation pit. In said pit there was a black couch shaped in a half circle. The couch faced the TV. The floor of the conversation pit was covered in a thick white shag carpet.
>The couch faced away from the entrance of the room so senpai led me around and into the conversation pit. Then she pointed at the center of the couch and said "Sit please."
>When I sat down I sank a little into the cushions, but not to much to make moving difficult.
>As soon as I settled in, senpai was straddling my lap and facing me saying "I like this little love shack you've made kohai. Shame school will start before we can enjoy it."
"First, since no one's told me I have to ask. Am I with you tonight senpai? Second 'love shack'?" I asked.
>My Queen answered "Sorry my King. It's easy to see we got distracted but yes you're with Twilight tonight. As to calling this a love shack I'm a bit confused on that myself."
>Senpai stated "Oh he was a bit subtle with it, but yeah this is a little carnal cave. First clue is the couch. It's big enough for seven. With eight of us in here, someone is going to be on a lap."
>Senpai continued "Then there's the white shag carpet. Shag being a euphemism for what we like doing with him. And has no one else noticed the ceiling?"
>All eyes went up and noticed the ceiling was mirrored.
>Six girls and I said "Woah."
>Then Applejack got a call and announced "Anonymous, Principal Celestia is outside and wants a word please."
I said "Sorry senpai." as she had to move off of me first, and we all went back out.
>The Principal and the cheerleaders were waiting for us when we came out.
>Principal Celestia asked me "Anonymous, can you help me understand what happened here?"
"Honestly I was just as surprised as everyone else when it happened. But from observing what happened with my girl's lockers my guess is the locker reacted to my power level. I had no advance idea anything but a boring locker would happen. And obviously you didn't know either. I DO apologize for any trouble caused." I said.
>Principal Celestia pinched the bridge of her nose and stated "Well it seems no one knew this would happen then." Then she shifted gears and stated "Apparently only you and your girls can go inside. May I ask what's in there?"
"Of course you can. There's nothing in there I'm ashamed of. The girls were taking pictures and can show them to you." I declared.
>My girls did just that
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>Principal Celestia then offered "Well I'm glad to say those pictures were very tasteful."
>Senpai grabbed my arm and put it around her shoulder as she declared "That's how our boyfriend is. On his own he likes things that are simple and wholesome. So those pictures in there represent how he likes to see us."
>The only response I had was a smile.
>Principal Celestia could only smile back and say "Okay. It's probably time to get to class now though." and clapped her hands twice for effect.
>Senpai happily used her hold on my arm to guide me to class while telling the other girls it was open season on grabbing my butt.
>On our way to class it rapidly became a game for my girls to grab my butt while I was talking and giggle at my resulting discomposure.
>Once in class and after hugs with manners, senpai came over and sat on my lap with a smile, brightly informing me "So you're coming back to my place tonight! Are you nervous?"
"I'm looking forward to helping you have the best first time you can envision." I said with a calm smile." I want to do the best I can to help make your dreams come true."
"With that said, is there anything you want to ominously declare?" I asked knowing full well she enjoyed me being on the back foot.
>With a leering smile senpai answered "Why thank you for asking. I DO think you should know you'll be naked almost all the time at my place."
"For 'ease of access' I'm guessing. I'm glad I practiced. Sounds good!" I said with a loving smile. "I'll pose for any pictures you want to take too. Anything else?"
>Senpai added "My mom will be home when we get there and dad will get home just before dinner. But like we said on the group date, they're basically going to just let us be."
"Honestly I'm still amazed at even the idea of that." I stated frankly. "It just sounds to good to be true."
>Senpai gave me a gentle smile and said "Well it's been true for all of your other girlfriends so far."
"Er, Just the Apples really. Fluttershy's parents were out of town and Sunset's an emancipated minor. And I'd at least met Granny before. I guess I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around their motivations on this." I said a littel nervously.
>Senpai smiled with realization and informed "Oh the parents are getting a GREAT deal out of this! First, the boyfriend is vetted by the school. Also the base arrangement means the girl is going to have ONE boyfriend throughout highschool with no risk of pregnancy or disease. That's as opposed to a normal highschool girl sometimes having 2-3 boyfriends in a week. The harem arrangement means little risk of their girl suddenly running away with a boy. Oh AND their little girl gets super powers on top of it all. So the parents get a better sense of security for their girl."
"That,.. does make a good amount of sense." I said with some hesitation. "How much do they already know about me?"
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>Senpai said "Dad's only paid attention to the bare basics, but mom knows EVERYTHING."
"She knows everything?" I asked
>With a wicked smile senpai stated "Oh yes. She knows you eat pussy, that you have the biggest cock in the school, and you want nothing more than to make your girlfriends happy."
"Oh." I said with clearly uncertain nervousness. "How wonderful?"
>Then senpai hugged me tightly, looked up at me and declared "She also knows you won't hit us, despite having taken down six raiders. That you won't even use harsh language even when plainly stressed. And that you always listen to us and are always willing to consider everything we say. YOU, my dear boyfriend. are a parent's dream! Their precious child is SAFE with you. My parents will love you. You'll see."
>Then, as I started to reply, she kissed me.
By the time she was done, all I could say was "Okay."
>For the rest of the day at school, whenever she could manage, senpai was rubbing up against me and talking to me in a very explicit way about what she wanted to do the moment she got me home and alone with her.
>All I could do was endure it and listen to her giggle.
>At lunch senpai dominated my lap and insisted on feeding me and guiding my unoccupied hands across her body.
>During the beginning of laps in PE there was a full minute of debate over whether or not senpai and Fluttershy should pants me at the start. The girls decided against it because they didn't want girls outside of the harem getting an eyeful of me.
>After school we walked back to her place while holding hands.
>Just as we were about to reach for her front door, it was opened by a small 5'2" woman who looked very much like senpai aside from the even and alternating white and purple broad stripes in her hair."
> With a big smile she declared "Hello and welcome! Won't you please come in? YOU must be Anonymous! Twilight has told me SO much about you! You can call me Mrs. Sparkle and her father Mr. Sparkle. How are you doing?"
"I'm doing very well thank you. Yes my name is Anonymous but many folks like to just call me Anon. And also thank you for welcoming me to your beautiful home! If there's anything I can do for you while I'm here please let me know Mrs. Sparkle." I politely, if a bit formally, answered while senpai broadly smiled at me.
>Mrs. Sparkle was still smiling as she closed the door and clasped her hands together, gushing "Oh my Twilight! He's just as polite and well mannered as you said! I can see why Granny likes him too!"
>Senpai gushed "Right?!? He really is great with manners!"
Uncertain how to deal with sudden parental praise, I put my hand behind my head and said "Gosh. I'm not certain what to say so I'll just say thank you."
>Mrs. Sparkle kindly informed me "It's fine Anonymous. And to be honest I was rather hoping you could help me with something?"
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>Senpai gave a simple questioning "Mom?"
>Then there was the sounds of boards scraping cement just outside the house and another door in the house SLAMMED open!
>A younger well muscled boy with crew cut hair in two tones of blue and white skin charged in with a backpack in one hand and the hand of a very pretty girl he was dragging along in the other.
>The girl was just as tall as the boy at 5'3" with varying shades of purple, pink, and yellow hair that went well with her soft pink skin.
>The boy called out as he walked through the house "Yo mom! Cadence and I will be in my room doing homework."
>The girl, apparently named Cadence, offered an apologetic half smile as she was dragged along.
>Mrs. Sparkle wasn't having it. "SHINING ARMOR! STOP right this instant!"
>The boy stopped in his tracks, turned his head to his mom and gave a confused "Huh?"
>Oh I could feel the glare she was giving him!
>Mrs. Sparkle continued "Your sister has brought a guest. I would like my son to show some good manners and come over here and greet him and properly introduce your guest as well please."
>Shining Armor and Cadence looked at each other and shrugged, then came over.
>Shining put on a clearly fake smile and said as he came over "Oh my bad bro. My name is Shining Armor and this hot girl is Cadence."
"Hello to both of you. My name is Anonymous and I'm Twilight's boyfriend.
>Cadence piped up with "Hi, I'm Cadence and I'm so glad to hear Twilight finally got a boyfriend!"
>Without even looking, I knew senpai's eyebrow was twitching at that comment from the younger girl.
>Shining, however, had quite a different reaction! "Boyfriend? BOYFRIEND!?! My sister can't have a boyfriend!!" He yelled quite aggressively.
>In unison Mrs. Sparkle and senpai demanded "And why not?"
>Shining sputtered "Because she's my sister! It's not allowed!" and then he turned to me and said threateningly "Don't you TOUCH her!"
Before senpai and Mrs. Sparkle could respond, I raised my hand for their attention and asked "May I?
>They both smiled and gently nodded.
Then I turned back to Shining and calmly said "First I'd like to say that I'm glad someone is here to protect your sister when I'm not around. I can easily understand how someone as smart as her can seem like a beacon of purity and light to her younger brother. But my man, sooner or later you need to understand that she is a fully fledged human being. She has wants, needs, and desires just like you do. And just like Cadence too."
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>>43237276
"It's a shock to hear it I'm sure. But I promise you that all I want for your sister is for her to be happy. She already knows I won't hit her, hurt her, cheat on her, or run away. And I know she won't hurt me either. And if she can be even happier, you'd want that for her right? Is it okay for your sister to be happy?"
>Shining was clearly struggling with these new ideas before he said "I guess so?"
"There it is!" I declared. "Of course you want your family to be happy. It's only natural."
>Shining then said "I don't know if a nerd like you can make her happy though."
"I'd point out that SHE keeps telling me I can, but I'm guessing you want some kind of contest or competition?"
>Shining emphatically agreed "Yeah!"
I held my hands up at that and said "Look, I came here today to pay attention to your sister and you came to pay attention to Cadence. They're both going to get upset if we put ourselves first, so why don't we just go ahead and pay attention to them like we originally planned?"
>Mrs. Sparkle chimed in with the declaration "A splendid idea Anonymous! I'll keep score and have the results posted over the dinner table. Now you kids go do your 'homework', heh heh. Oh and the loser has to call the winner 'Sir'."
>Senpai INSTANTLY snatched my hand and led me to her room!
>Once I was in, she gently closed the door, came over to me and pulled my head down for a kiss.
>After that, she went and lied down on her bed, pointed her phone at me and commanded "Take your clothes off slowly." Which I did of course.
>Once she had enjoyed that, she put her phone on her dresser and got up to slowly undress herself, much to my delight.
>Then she sat down on the very edge of her bed, spread her legs to display her well trimmed pubic hair with two stripes running down the left side and asked me "Bring your face over here boyfriend." As she leaned back.
>Wordlessly I smiled as I got on my knees and went to work. I had a plan for my little genius!
>T,W,I,L,I,G,H,T
>S,P,A,R,K,L,E
>I,S
>R,E,A,D,I,N,G
>T,H,I,S
>M,E,S,S,A,G,E
>Suddenly she erupted in deep heartfelt laughter!
>So I kept licking, and soon the laughter was competing with moans.
>Senpai smacked my shoulders with both hands and when I looked up I was amazed.
>How could she be looking upset at me, frustrated, and still have THAT big of a smile?
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>>43237278
>I took what was clearly the best play here and brought my erection up and into full view as I stood up.
>Here eyes immediately went to my erection and her smile won out as she lied back in her bed with her legs spread in obvious invitation.
I got up on the bed and on top of her. And as I placed the tip of my erect and throbbing penis at her dripping entrance I asked "Can you line me up please?"
>Still smiling in eager anticipation, she made a slight adjustment to my aim and locked eyes with me and nodded.
>With a gasp I slid in easily.
>She was TIGHT, but so wet there was no real resistance.
>It seemed like she was getting even wetter as I went in.
>Her moans were starting to border on wild.
>Then suddenly my full length was inside her.
>Balls deep.
>It had gone in fully with just one continuous push!
>I made eye contact with senpai with the intent of expressing my glee at this.
>But she had a more powerful message for ME in her eyes!
>They were saying "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
>Well who am I to deny a lady?
>So I set about building a rhythm and every time I looked into her eyes the answer was always the same.
>FUCK ME HARDER!
>FUCK ME FASTER!
>The only change from that happened when I told her I was getting close.
>Suddenly her legs clamped around my waist to keep me fully inside her!
>Senpai TOLD me "DO it! I want you to unload those big hairy balls deep inside me! Put it right inside my womb! I NEED you to paint my insides white! DO IT!!"
>I couldn't last under such encouragement, but as I finished I started kissing her so she wouldn't keep disturbing the house.
>From the next room I heard Shining and Cadence saying "Daaaamn." in unison.

>Okay dinner was slightly awkward for a few reasons.
>The only clothing senpai let me wear in her house was her bathrobe. And owing to our difference in height, it didn't quite cover my butt.
>Also I had to carry senpai to the dinner table.
>Seems her legs weren't, ahem, quite working as well as they normally would.
>After seating senpai, I then had to properly greet her dad Mr. Sparkle.
>He was obviously a little confused, but there are more details yet to give.
>Because hanging on the wall was a whiteboard with two scores written on it.
>Cadence: 3
>Twilight: 18 WINNER!
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>Cadence looked DEEPLY uncomfortable with the scoreboard.
>As we started eating Mr. Sparkle asked "Dear, could you please help me understand this scoreboard?"
>Mrs. Sparkle brightly responded "Why certainly dear. The practical upshot is that our son is a selfish and uncaring lover who is treating this poor girl badly. And he insisted on competing with Anonymous who only wanted to pay attention to Twilight. That competition went less well than he hoped."
>Shining exclaimed "What?! What are you talking about? And what IS that score even?"
>With a glare Mrs. Sparkle declared "Quiet down and listen and you'll find out." Then she looked at Cadence and gently asked "Cadence, will you please tell him what that 3 means? He can't improve without your help here."
>Cadence was quiet for a moment, looking down at her food. Then she looked at Shining and said "3 times. I came 3 times in 3 hours. And I thought I was having fun! Now look at your sister's score! He made her cum so hard and so often that her legs don't quite work! THAT is the dream! HE is a fucking legend that you had no chance against in the competition YOU insisted on! YOU, on the other hand, SUCK!"
>Then Cadence looked at senpai and I and asked "If I could ask you two for any advice or help we'd really appreciate it?"
I looked at senpai to get her non-verbal approval and said "I suppose that after dinner I could explain the basics of cunnilingus. That would only take 5-10 minutes and should set you on a better path."
>Shining looked confused and asked "What's cunnilingus?"
"Oh that's the fancy word for eating your girl's pussy. Turns out they quite like the idea." I responded informatively.
>Shining insisted "Oh. No thanks bro, I'm g..."
>He stopped talking because Cadence had put her hand on his shoulder and said "Why thank you Anonymous. I believe I'll join you two so that he pays attention and learns."
>Cadence then turned to Shining and said "Look at that scoreboard again. If you don't listen to him and learn then I SWEAR no girl in our school will EVER touch you! Do you understand me?"
>As Shining nodded along in terror, Mr. Sparkle read the room and asked "Anonymous, if it's okay I'd like to sit in on that too."
"Oh I'd be honored sir." I said. "I'm sure your voice of experience will help greatly."

>Senpai and I were talking to the girls as we did our homework. "So after that, surprisingly dinner wasn't awkward at all. Kohai talked to my dad and brother for about twenty minutes and Cadence is going to stay the night tonight. Mom will give us all a ride to school tomorrow and I'll stop by Nurse Redheart's office and borrow some crutches for the day."
>Rainbow asked "Crutches? Won't your legs be better by tomorrow morning?"
>Senpai responded with an evil grin and said "Maybe if I didn't fuck him anymore tonight, but we all know that isn't gonna happen."
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>My Queen asked "My King, how are you holding up?"
"Oh I'm doing quite well my Queen, thank you for asking. I'd carry any of you when needed of course, but senpai is the smallest and therefore the least challenging to move around as needed. But I do hope an exercise program will help with this in the future.
>Applejack stated "We'll look into that and see if we can get her in better shape, but honestly it's on her to not do to much damage."
>True to her word, senpai showed no interest in holding back after homework was done. She finally had to tap out around 9PM due to exhaustion.
>There was a 3AM activity as well where we both enjoyed the fact we were glowing. Giggling in the hallway and saying "Fireflies." as we went to the bathroom after.
>During the morning shower, I noticed the scents for the next girl had french names.
>That meant Rarity was next.
>A smiling Mrs. Sparkle dropped senpai and I off first much earlier than normal since she also had to take Shining and Cadence to their school.
>Nurse Redheart wouldn't be in for a bit yet so we went to our lockers first.
>Senpai's locker changed in the expected way with the outside matching her skin tone and internal lighting that did the same.
>We both took pictures and sent them to the other girls.
>Then I placed my hand on my locker.
>It rumbled for about 10 seconds.
>There were 2 notable changes when we opened the door.
>Beneath senpai's headshot were two crutches in her colors and perfectly sized to her.
>And the main hallway seemed to have extended 10 feet ending in a door that declared a unisex restroom was on the other side.
>And that's just what it was. A simple restoom like you might find at any gas station (except clean), with a toilet, sink, and a mirror.
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>>43237286
Hello again everyone! It's Tuesday and my hiatus is over!
So here we are with another installment of How to be Dense!
Didn't realize it was this long when I was writing it.
Today an unworthy rival appears!
A de-aged Shining Armor and Cadence made this a lot more fun and interesting to write.
They're basically just uppity little shits until they get put in their place
We are also starting the fun with lockers.
Yes I know Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle aren't their names. I got the idea from the wiki because apparently they were credited that way in the end credits of one episode.
And Twilight ends up on crutches because Anon ticks several fetish boxes for her.

Oh and in case there are any new readers!
Hello, I'm Tuesday and I post on,, Tuesday.
This update has already been added to the paste at
https://ponepaste.org/11423
In case you want to start from the beginning.

Thank you everyone for reading!
Next week!
We know it's Rarity's day and she's already declared her fetish!
Also Anon asks the girls for help with his locker.
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>>43230679
Way too small. How are they supposed to fly with these tiny wings?
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>>43237025
I definitely enjoy these pics of them enough for the sense of the ship to not matter to me.
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>>43230620
>Back in the saddle as An-
>No
>You're done with that name, you left that mask in pieces back on the stage
>(Hopefully Adagio doesn't trip on it, or else she's going to have some words with you)
>So, you're back in the saddle as POWER CHORD
>And you're on motherfucking cloud nine
>That performance went off without a fucking hitch
>Though Fuchsia is currently punching you in the shoulder and putting on a face for you heckling her during her drum solo, you can tell by the grin she's failing to stifle she isn't really upset with you
>Lavender is by her side, while your other side is flanked by Norman
>Man, this is a wide hallway
"I had a good feeling about this set, and we completely killed it. Awesome work, Kings."
>"And Lavender?"
"Especially Lavender."
>You share a grin with the girl in question
>When you had shared your ideas for the band name and logo, she was a pretty good sport about it and gave her vote to go ahead and run with it
>You resolved to tweak the logo in some way to involve her
>Maybe put a sprig of lavender flowers in the crown?
>With the mood high and tentative plans to swing by some shithouse diner in the area already coalescing, you all split up to start putting away the equipment
>A comfortable silence descends over the four of you as you work
>Sadly, it does not last
>The door to the place the club's designated as a 'dressing room' slams open, and a familiar rainbow maned woman marches in, flanked by two more: one blonde, and one with a stylish purple hairstyle
>"Anon, what the FUCK was that?!"
>You startle, but quickly recover from your shock
>How the Hell is Rainbow Dash even here?
>In a probably stupid move, you didn't advertise this move at all beyond taking your booking site down
>Wanted a nice clean start for We Three Kings, not coasting off your reputations
>You school your expression into a more neutral one before responding
"This was our debut. I'm not sure what brings you to this part of town, Rainbow, but what'd you think?"
>Rainbow is glaring so hard at you that you're surprised you haven't caught fire
>Good thing her Geode is all about Super Speed, instead
>"What I THINK is that it was bad enough that you've been avoiding The Rainbooms, this is a whole new level of throwing a tantrum. How did you even rope Trixie's flunkies into this? Don't they have boots to lick or something?"
>You put a pause in your packing up your guitar to march on up to Rainbow
>Staring down at her with a firm glare that, to her credit, she doesn't flinch at
"Watch it. Those are my bandmates, now. I've seen what you'll do if someone talks shit about your crew, you can damn well expect much the same if you start spouting off that kind of talk about mine."
>Before Rainbow can fuck around a little more to initiate the finding out process, Applejack butts in between both of you, resting a hand on your respective chests to ensure that no one tried to push past her
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>"Listen, sugarcube. We didn' come out here to start a figh'-"
"Could've fuckin' fooled me."
>"Well, not ALL of us did. Ah swear, 'Non."
>"I may very well! Did you see the way that ruffian tore apart that mask I made him? Just shredded a precious gift like it was nothing! The nerve!"
"Rarity, you outright told me it took you five minutes to stitch that thing together. And come on, you can't tell me you didn't appreciate the dramatic effect of me tearing my past to pieces for a fresh start."
>"... It was a bold statement, I suppose..."
>Applejack gives Rarity a look before addressing you again
>"Really though, 'non. Ya haven't picked up the phone in a month. Ah was worried about you. We all were."
"What the Hell do you care? Be real with me, Applejack. We're not friends, we're acquaintances who could pick each other out of a police line-up. Hell, you couldn't even get Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Sunset to come along on whatever the Hell this is supposed to be. And stop calling me 'Non'. I think it's pretty clear I'm done with that name."
>"Fine, ah can do that. Power, ah know we haven't been the best friends to ya, but we really do wanna fix that. As for the others, Pinkie had a party scheduled today, Fluttershy's sick, Sunset... well, yeah, ah guess she ain't too interested. As for Twilight well, uh-"
>"Hey, can we STAY ON TARGET HERE?"
>Rainbow, having gone several entire minutes without being paid attention to, erupts
>Which is good because it distracts you from noticing that Applejack was starting to do her best impression of someone eating a raw lemon (also known as her lying face)
>"I don't know what kind of stunt this is supposed to be, man, but we both know you're not serious. Stop screwing around!"
"Why does it have to be a stunt? You really think I can't bet on and try to make something of myself?"
>"You were already making something of yourself by being with us! This is just basic math, man! You're the best Mercenary, we're the best Band. You BELONG with us."
>"That's not math at all, Rainbow."
>Everyone assembled leans over to see Twilight entering the room, closing the door quietly behind her
>"We'll circle around to that later, though. What are you girls doing here? Did you follow me? Because I didn't tell anyone where I was going tonight."
>Rainbow throws her hands up in the air, letting out an annoyed huff
>"You've been acting weird too, Twilight! All of us noticed. I went to your house to hang out and try and talk to you about it and your parents said you were gone. And like, no offense girl, but you don't go out alone like, ever."
>Twilight, expression one of offense, opens her mouth to try and defend herself, but Applejack and Rarity nodding along solemnly sucks the wind right out of her sails
>"Yeah, that's... that's true, I guess."
>Rainbow, to her credit, only looks a little smug
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>>43238412
>"So when your MyStable page pinged that you checked in at a coffee shop near the divide between midtown and South Canterlot I gathered up everyone who could come to see what you were doing... and it's a good thing I did, because THIS guy's fucking around!"
>Rainbow Dash whirls on you again
>Is she...
>She is outright getting on her tip-toes to try and get in your face
>Lady, you are five feet and some very sparse change
>Even as she is now she's barely coming up to your chin
>You have eyes only for Twilight though
"You led them here? Why would you do that? Why are you even here, in fact?"
>"I didn't mean to! I didn't even know they were following me! And... I missed you, Anon. You haven't even texted me all month. When your site went down I was worried."
>Maybe you're just biased, but that explanation, despite being pretty much the same as Applejack's, hits a little harder coming from Twilight
>Fortunately there's a yapping athlete nipping at your heels right now to keep you properly focused
>"STOP IGNORING ME, YOU ASS! Look, if you wanted to get our attention, you got it. You can send these three home and we can just go back to my place. I got some more songs I'm writing that I want you in on, man."
>You throw Rainbow Dash a bone and squat down a bit to make proper eye contact with her
"This band isn't a cry for attention. I know it's a hard concept to grasp, Rainbow, but not everything happens because of you. "We Three Kings" is legitimate, and we're going places. Now get the Hell out of here, and take everyone with you. I'm staying right here."
>"Like Hell you-"
>"So sorry to butt in to what looks like might devolve into a hilarious fist fight, but actually, NONE of you are staying here."
>More interruptions
>Twilight startles and stumbles out of the way as the Dazzlings enter the dressing room, carrying their own equipment
>Well, Sonata's carrying it at any rate
>Girl is a trooper
>The trio of Sirens are flanked by the burliest members of security they could find, none of which look happy to see the throng before them
>Adagio regards the scene before her like she would a particularly interesting bug she found on the sidewalk
>"Sorry Power Chord and crew, but you've taken way too long - and Jubilee says she can hear you all screaming all the way in the front. One of our boys here will help you pack - the other's to ensure those of you who had no business back here to begin with hit the bricks."
>"This isn't any of your business, so how about you just-"
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>>43238415
>"Not any of our business? Rainbow, dear, this is OUR turf. You're causing a scene and you shouldn't have been allowed to get this far to begin with. It's very much our business - which I've decided is concluded. Ta-ta!"
>The former villains push past the Rainbooms and saunter past you, getting to lockers that are clearly set aside for them
>Sonata makes eye contact with you and grins as one of the bouncers begins helping Lavender and Fuchsia pack their equipment
>"Awesome show by the way, guys! You really riled'em up for us."
>You just give Sonata a grin in return and finally finish packing away your guitar, thoroughly dismissing Rainbow Dash and crew
>The rainbow-haired woman outright yells 'this isn't over!' as she's pushed out of the room
>Who does that shit outside of movies, man?
>To their credit the rest of the Rainbooms are more cooperative
>Though you don't appreciate the feeling in your chest as you catch the forlorn look in Twilight's eye
>Before long your group is packed up and heading out the back door
>Fuchsia Blush stares up at you, expression concerned
>"You good man? Things looked like they were really going to get nasty before the Dazzlings stepped in."
>You let out a deep exhale before nodding
"That really fucking sucked, yeah. I don't get what Rainbow's deal is at all, but I'm not going to let her ruin this night, and I hope you three won't either."
>Norman, Lavender, and Fuchsia all agree in their own ways, and startle when you clap your hands together
"Right! So, Waffle House? I'm feeling like some crispy bacon and potentially seeing the workers beat the piss out of someone."
>With a much more enthusiastic agreement, the four of you pile up your equipment in Norman's van and drive off into the night
>You know full well that Rainbow Dash meant it when she said she wasn't done with you, but right now all you want is to celebrate your debut with your bandmates - no
>Your friends
>Whatever comes later, you'll deal with it in
>Tonight's agenda has nothing but good vibes and artery clogging diner food on it
>And so that's all you're going to deal with tonight

Little bit of a shorter one this time. Probably could've added this to the last entry, but that felt like it was getting a bit long in the tooth.
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>>43238417
Another awesome entry!
The length seems fine to me and I'm jealous of how quickly you can crank these out honestly!
I enjoyed reading it.
I hope you enjoyed writing it.
And I'm already looking forward to the next one. :)
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>>43238417
A fine update
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>>43239203
She's so cute and sexy.
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>>43239203
Buttershy
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>>43238417
>Waffle House
This should be fun
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>>43240650
That hairstyle is so cute on her
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>>43240650
Based Sadakoshy
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>>43241712
Cute couples
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>>43241284
Whoops looks like I played the wrong videotape hahaha
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>>43193759
RD sure learned how to fly in equestria quickly
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>Anon is part of a secret organization whose sole purpose is eradication of all things magical
>His next assignment is Canterlot High, a hotspot for magical frequencies
>He's enrolled with some false identity as a cover, with preset ambitions and personality to really sell it
>When he isn't LARPing as an average teenager, he tries to find any magic stuff, but it seems to always fly by right under his nose
>Turns out Principal Celestia told the girls beforehand that she doesn't want the new student to know anything's weird with the school
>The average Canterlottian doesn't know about magic, and she wants its influence to stay as close as possible to school
>Basically wanting Anon to have a "normal" school life
>Hijinks ensue
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>>43243840
So arousing and beautiful when cute busty girls aren't afraid to go topless and completely bare chested with their big delicious nipples on full display... I love it.
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>>43243585
Sounds very comedic. Would love if the first thing that confirmed the presence of magic was a fake magic trick performed by Trixie.
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>>43243840
Great set
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>>43244044
>sling bikini
Based
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>>43220574
Hey, I'm still here and almost done. I'm so sorry I've been taking so long. I had gotten to drawing earlier on a whim this month and it completely threw off my mojo for writing for a little over a week, but I should have the epilogue posted by later tonight if I'm able to post by then.
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Do you take draw requests?
I have a very dumb headcanon.
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>>43245585
Not grey but what was it
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>>43243585
Neat idea
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>>43246983
hot
good job!!!
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>>43246983
Some feedback I hope is constructive:
The only things throwing everything else off is the short length of her upper arm and the long length of her lower arm, and how her right thigh and hip clash a little I think.
Other than that, very lewd sunset.
Almost thought she was older Applebloom until I peeped the eye color, pendant and background, but I enjoy redhead sunset.
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>>43247239
yea, the arms were pretty weak. i wanted to do a coloring-first piece cus im very new to coloring this way so i just went 'good enough' even if they were short.
the hp and the leg, however, id stand firm on on the basis that its anatomical even if not aesthetic.
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>>43247239
oh and thank you! i appreciate the feedback and criticism.
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>>43246983
Damn, this is nice
Good stuff nonny
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>>43248568
Poor little green boy
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>>43248022
Sex with hags
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>>43238068
Such a cutie
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>>43248790
Indeed, Anon. All day long.
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EQG Stream won't be happening this Sunday 24th, but next Sunday, May 31st.
Sorry, this is because something came up for me that day
Hoping to see you there!
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>>43245497
saul goodman, I await the eventual return of milf Sunset
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>>43249452
Time constraints are getting in the way but expect it before the thread reaches bump limit regardless.
>>43234976
Forgot to reply to you but I might put this one here before bump limit too if I can.
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>>43250337
>I might put this one here before bump limit too if I can.
Cool, I can't wait!
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>>43249448
See you then
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>During the morning shower, I noticed the scents for the next girl had french names.
>That meant Rarity was next.
>A smiling Mrs. Sparkle dropped senpai and I off first much earlier than normal since she also had to take Shining and Cadence to their school.
>Nurse Redheart wouldn't be in for a bit yet so we went to our lockers first.
>Senpai's locker changed in the expected way with the outside matching her skin tone and internal lighting that did the same.
>We both took pictures and sent them to the other girls.
>Then I placed my hand on my locker.
>It rumbled for about 10 seconds.
>There were 2 notable changes when we opened the door.
>Beneath senpai's headshot were two crutches in her colors and perfectly sized to her.
>And the main hallway seemed to have extended 10 feet ending in a door that declared a unisex restroom was on the other side.
>And that's just what it was. A simple restoom like you might find at any gas station (except clean), with a toilet, sink, and a mirror.
>It also had a lightswitch that also turned on a ventilator fan.
>We took pictures and checked the equipment.
>The toilet flushed and refilled several times without issue.
>The sink had hot and cold levers that worked and the water seemed drinkable.
"I think this bathroom is a carbon copy of the one in the gas station near my Mother's place." I informed senpai.
>Senpai inferred "Interesting. Any ideas what that may mean."
"I have an idea, but let me check something in the main room first."
>I went to the other room, grabbed the TV remote, and looked at the channel selection.
"These are all my preferences." I stated.
>Senpai stated "Well that's what I'd expect since this space came from you."
"Yeah but I think I made it with all of us in mind because someone told me the male role of provider was sexy. So here's what I'm thinking..."
>When the other girls arrived, I presented them with 2 ideas for experiments.
>First, give me a list of the TV channels they preferred. Seeing if I could add them sounded relatively easy.
>Second was to have either Sunset or Rarity draw up a floorplan for a better bathroom with the goal being something we could permanently live with as a harem of eight folks.
>Additionally watching senpai on crutches made me realize that a conversation pit was a mistake. Sure it had looked cool at first but injury, age, or kids could prove it dangerous. So that would need to be corrected.
>Then we would also want to look at our needs for future rooms.
>As I was explaining all of this, Rarity stood next to me and took my arm in hers.
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>>43252025
>After I finished presenting Rarity asked "My goodness that sounds like quite a bit to think about. But my first question after seeing Twilight is, are you going to do that to me tonight darling?"
"While I'd love to think I could do that for any of you, and I have been improving some with experience, my sense of it is a lot of that was senpai being really excited to have sex with me." I said.
>Rarity inquired "How do you mean darling?" While squeezing her breasts into my arm.
"Well for senpai specifically, I think a lot of it is I have things she considers an exciting bonus. Like she's declared herself a size queen and I have the biggest cock in school. I'm very fortunate that all of you like me enough to have sex with me. But senpai just got extra excited by me is all really. Still I want to keep doing my very best for all of you girls."
>Rarity smiled and stated "And I have every confidence you will darling. By the way, did you want to have our night together in here?"
"Can't say I haven't thought about it, but the conclusion I reached is 'not yet'." I replied. "At least not for your first times. I know how much I valued my first time and I know you ladies have been looking forward to this for years. You've all come up with ideas already of how you want your first time to go and I'm going to protect that. So far everyone has let me make an alteration by letting me eat their pussy, but that's as much as I want to interfere. In short, your first times are precious and I want to do my best to make them go as you planned."
>Rarity was still smiling as she said "Very well darling. In that case I have a wonderful evening planned for us! Just you wait."
"Looking forward to it." I declared.
>The rest of the school day went pretty much as I expected. Rarity liked to press me up against walls or lockers and kiss me while pressing her thigh between my legs.
>At lunch she enjoyed bouncing on my lap in a variety of positions and making sure I knew her nipples were HARD.
>As we were going into PE, Rarity gave me an envelope and asked me to wear the contents after class under my pants.
>It was Tuesday so PE was in the weight room.
>Rarity had priority for my lap when I wasn't on a machine and she also took great delight in guiding my hands across her body.
>Actually all of the girls were starting to guide my hands when the opportunity arose.
>Then PE was almost over and I had to wonder what they had in store for me today?
>It was Rarity's day, so there wasn't a point in two of the girls competing.
>I soon learned they'd rather cooperate anyway!
>Rarity asked "Rainbow darling, could you be behind Anon today making him do those enchanting hip thrusts?"
>With a lusty smile Rainbow eagerly replied "Can do!"
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>>43252028
>So Rarity was in front of me and using my waistband to harden and direct my cock downward into her soft buttcheeks.
>Meanwhile Rainbow was repeating her performance of pinching my ass to get me to thrust my hips in response.
>Only Rarity's lack of height kept this from being far more compromising.
>Once we were clear of the weight room entrance, Rarity turned around, hugged me, and said "Thank you darling. Don't forget the envelope and I'll see you in the Pussy Wagon after class."
>In the locker room I opened the envelope which contained a thong.
>The thong was solid black with the word "Yes" written vertically in hand sewn silver sequins.
>I put on the thong and took pictures for the girls in the bathroom mirror and sent them.
>Then I finished getting dressed and headed outside.
>Outside the Pussy Wagon instantly drew attention. The stretched, beat up, and well aged van made in the 70's had been passed down through CHS Cheerleaders for I don't know how long. These days it seemed it's main purpose was as a mobile defloration station for the boys of CHS.
>Rarity and the cheerleaders were already in the Pussy Wagon and the rest of the girls were just outside of it looking at their phones.
>I hugged all of the girls outside of the van and said my goodbyes for the day, then got in and sat down next to Rarity. Who promptly undid my pants and grabbed my hardening cock under the cover of the blanket that tradition demanded I wear up to my shoulders.
>Apple Bloom cleared her throat for attention as she started to drive. "Brother today we're just taking you to Rarity's and dropping off you two and Sweetie Belle. But I did want to touch on the official feedback real quick concerning your last two girls."
>Scootaloo stated "Your time with Applejack was gold standard stuff. You were a great and helpful guest and you even helped perk up Big Mac as a bonus."
>Sweetie Belle continued "The only thing that could cast any shadow on your time with Applejack is your time with Twilight because holy fuck but you went above and beyond there!"
>Apple Bloom insisted "Not only did Twilight cum so hard and so often she spent today on crutches.."
>Scootaloo informed "But you also helped her little brother and his girlfriend through a rough patch."
>Sweetie Belle stated "An then just for good measure you helped her parents too! All while making certain you asked Twilight's permission first."
"Well a LOT of things were happening at once there, firstly good sex takes two people and while I like to think I'm improving, senpai was exceptionally excited to be with me. So I can't guarantee a repeat of those results." I said.
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>>43252030
"Next, well Shining Armor was being a self-absorbed little shit and Cadence just didn't know sex could be better. So when Cadence gave senpai and I a plain ask for help or advice, we decided we could spare a few minutes. I was simply surprised that Mr. Sparkle asked to sit in but had no reason to refuse."
>Apple Bloom was smiling proudly at me as she stated "Well Brother, we're all very proud of you."
>Scootaloo informed "You are doing OUTSTANDING!"
>Sweetie Belle declared "And that finishes that. Please make my sister happy too."
"I swear I will do everything I can to make Rarity happy."
>In unison the cheerleaders said "Good boy." as Rarity gave my cock a playful squeeze.
>Soon we were dropped off, I met Rarity's mom who served us a snack, and after a light interview,.. er, conversation I mean, we went into Rarity's bedroom.
>Rarity's face lit up brightly as she asked me "What should we do next darling?"
"Well I admit my first thought is you might want me to model this thong for a bit and guide your boyfriend through some sexy pictures for you?" I asked.
>Rarity's smile widened and just a touch of lust crept into her eyes as she agreed "Oh that sounds wonderful darling! I can hardly wait for you to strip down in my bedroom!"
"As you wish." I affirmed and lost all of my clothes other than the thong.
>Then she guided me through the poses that had ever increasing appeal to her. It started off with basic standing poses. Stuff like 'looking at my watch' and 'ordering off the fast food menu', plus hands on hips.
>Then she started on poses with my leg raised and me bending over in various ways.
>Then she moved me onto her bed and gave me a variety of poses both face up and face down, several ways to raise a leg, and simply spread legs as well.
>Rarity declared she was finished with the photos while I was face down with my legs spread. "I think that's enough of that darling. Can I ask you to stay there while I,.. slip into something more comfortable?"
"Of course. I can't wait to see it." I informed her.
>Then on her way to the bathroom, Rarity encountered her sister in the hallway and showed her some of the pics that had been taken while gushing about how I appreciated her work and was willing to listen to her posing suggestions no matter how suggestive.

>I awoke with a start. Glancing around the room, I saw that Rarity was at her computer and almost completely obscured by her high back chair. She was talking to someone else on the phone as she tapped away.
"Aw heck." I muttered. "I'm sorry. How long was I out?"
>Over her shoulder Rarity said "No need to be sorry darling. You've been out for about twenty minutes and if you need more sleep then please do go ahead."
Groggily I asked "You sure? I don't want to fade out on your first time. I'd feel horrible."
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>Still over her shoulder, Rarity replied "All the more reason to be properly rested darling. We both want you to be at your best after all. In the meantime I'm talking with Sunset about bathroom designs for your locker."
"You girls are awesome." I mumbled as sleep took me again.

>The next time I awoke, the room was dark, I was under the covers, and someone was spooning with me in front of me.
>I groaned in pleasure
>Softly Rarity asked "Are you awake darling?"
"Yes dear." I said with growing confidence. "How long was I out?"
>Rarity answered "About an hour darling. Do you feel better now?"
"Yes thank you. Once again I'm so sorry I conked out on you."
>There was some fumbling as Rarity turned around to face me and said "Darling please don't worry about it. You've been trying so very hard to appease us and it finally caught up with you is all. And I'd much rather you fall asleep than catch sick or injure yourself. In short there was always going to be a learning curve on proper pacing of our paramour."
"I suppose that's true. And eventually the excercise program Rainbow and Applejack are putting me through will start to get results. Changing topics for a sec. I'm curious how the bathroom plans are coming?"
>Rarity smiled and said "Oh they are coming together quite nicely darling. Pinkie had the incredible idea to look at honeymoon hotels for ideas!"
"I have never heard of those." I stated.
>"Sadly they didn't survive covid, but the basic idea was each room had a theme like jungle/safari or Japanese. Regardless the bathrooms in those suites were remarkable! Large 8'x8' showers with 4 nozzels, 1 in each direction. And often the bathtub doubled as a spacious jacuzzi!"
"Oh wow. Yeah I can see those are some great ideas! I never would have come up with anything like that. I'm so glad I can ask you girls for advice! I know I'm going to need more help too on stuff like a bedroom and certainly the kitchen. Probably want a gym room too. And.. I just don't know after that yet. Workshop for Applejack? First aid station? I'm gonna need help on all of this."
>"No need to worry about all of that yet. Having a bathroom was a good idea for just now. A kitchen and bedroom are also worth thinking about. We can deal with other things after those."
"You're right. You're right." I said "I should really be focusing on you first after all."
>"Yes you should." she said teasingly and came in for a kiss.
>As the kisses grew in passion my hands roamed over her back and I realized I didn't know what she was wearing! That's right, she had said she was going to 'slip into something more comfortable' before I knocked out!
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"I broke off the kissing for a moment to observe "Hey Rarity, I didn't get to see what you slipped into earlier. Can I see now?"
>With a broad smile Rarity declared "Of course darling. Close your eyes please."
>When she told me to open them I was stunned!
>Rarity was in a French maid outfit!
>And a very sexy one at that!
>A plunging neckline that was ALMOST obscene. Aereola that had edges JUST visible!
>The white apron hung just below the scandalously short skirt to prevent a pantyshot.
"Woah! That looks INCREDIBLE Rarity!" I said as I sat up.
>My erection was growing noticeably.
"Can I get a twirl to see all of it please?" I asked.
>With a giggle and a smile she turned around.
>The skirt went from scandalous to indecent in the back!
>I had a wonderful view of her lower buttcheeks and a full pantyshot.
>Okay technically she was wearing a black thong.
As she completed the twirl I asked "How is it I know the front of your thong says 'YES' in silver sequins even though I haven't seen it?"
>Never losing her smile Rarity contemplated "Why I'm not sure darling. Would you like to check?"
"You bet your sweet booty I would." was my lustful reply. I then reached out to grab her hips and bring her a step towards me before flipping up her skirt.
>As I had suspected, her thong matched mine, complete with the vertical 'yes' spelled out in hand-stitched silver sequins.
"I may not know a lot about making clothes, but this looks like some damn fine work to me." I complimented her and licked my lips.
>Rarity, anticipating what was coming, took the initiative and told me to "Lie down please and put your hands above your head."
>She then took off her thong in a fluid motion and got on the bed facing the foot of it. She straddled my face so that I could see her glistening pussy very clearly and leaned forward and moved my thong to the side so she could access my fully erect cock.
>I did have a chance to notice she was tightly trimmed in a diamond pattern.
>Time for eating pussy! I just had to draw the letters upside down this time.
>O,N,E,F,I,S,H
>T,W,O,F,I,S,H
>I put my thumb on her butthole and began to gently move around.
>R,A,R,I,T,Y,S
>S,T,A,R,F,I,S,H
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>>43252039
>I lubed up my index finger with my mouth And started gently inserting it inside Rarity's rectum. Building up to be able to go fully in and then using swirling circular motions to expand her hole.
>S,H,E
>H,A,S
>D,E,M,A,N.D,S
>I
>K,N,O,W
>M,Y
>P,L,A,C,E
>Two fingers were now pumping her pucker.
>S,H,E
>C,A,N
>S,I,T
>W,H,E,R,E
>S,H,E
>W,A,N,T,S
>A,S
>L,O,N,G
>A,S
>I
>H,A,V,E
>A
>F,A,C,E
>At that point she slapped my inner thigh twice and I removed my fingers so she could switch to a reverse cowgirl position.
>After she got her balance sitting up high enough to be over my hard cock, she positioned it at her vaginal entrance and turned her head to look at me as she lowered herself onto my length.
>I had a firm grip on her buttocks and was moving them in alternating circles as she rode me.
>In short order her legs were twitching and her breath was hitching and that told me I had scratched an itching.
>When she could manage, she lifted herself off of me and then rested my cockhead against her backdoor.
>Then with a knowing smile she lowered herself with gentleness and deliberation.
>It was MUCH tighter!
>But it was fitting as she was moaning her delight.
>In fact, she managed to fit my full length!
>I was still rotating he buttocks to her great pleasure.
>Then she started twitching and shaking again and that was just to much for me so I came with her!
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>>43252041
>We had a few more sessions and then cleaned up for dinner. After that was homework and a communal video call with my girlfriends.
>My Queen asked "Okay my King. Due diligence is first and we want to know how did you enjoy anal sex?"
"My Queen, while it's a fair question, I'd like to express a concern first please." I asked
>My Queen responded "Please do."
"Maybe this is a silly worry, but I don't want to unduly influence any of you girls into anal sex if you weren't already inclined. Does that make sense?"
>My Queen smiled as she informed "It makes perfect sense my King. But I have good news for you on that front. We ALL want to try anal sex with you at some point. Rarity just made a bargain to be first is all."
"Well with that concern addressed, yeah anal sex was great! Some decidedly different sensations were involved there. And also, a bargain?"
>My Queen grinned as she answered "Yeah this was in our education for larger harems. Basically if a girls wants to do something exclusively first with the boy, she first discusses it with the girls and if they can accept it then she gets to do that thing first, but has to accept a later spot in the rotation as a price. That way it's seen as fair to everyone."
"Ah I see." I said. "My Queen I tip my hat again to you on your organization and preparation. And yes I understand the implication that the rest of the girls made bargains but I will deal with that on their respective days. Tonight is for Rarity."
>In unison all my girls said "Good boy."
>The bathroom design had turned into communal homework as well.
"Ladies this is amazing. I would never have thought of half of these ideas! Well lit individual sinks with extra deep medicine/makeup cabinets and drawers for hairdryers and other bulky things. Individual color coded toilet stalls are a nice touch. Senpai what's this note about tesseracted glory holes?" I asked.
>With a lustful grin senpai answered "I figured we should lean into the Doctor Who/Harry Potter spatial distortions and just say your stall has a separate glory hole for each of our stalls without regard to whose stall is actually next to yours. It avoids arguments."
"Understood. Worth a try." I replied.
>Rainbow asked "Do we really need full on stalls?"
"For psychological reasons I'm going to say yes we do. Humans need some small amounts of privacy. No one is confused about what we do with toilets, but privacy is expected there in general. For the record, I would rather not be molested while using the toilet please."
Everyone assented and I continued. "The four nozzled shower was already a great idea. Adding wide alcoves for shampoos and body washes is also great."
"Railings on the inside and outside of the shower are also a nice touch. The lessons of senpai being on crutches today will help us long into the future. Next to that is the massive tub/hot tub/jacuzzi. Once again this is excellent work ladies. This is so much better than I could have done on my own!"
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>>43252046
"We'll see how far we can get on the bathroom tomorrow. I propose the next room for our consideration would be our shared bedroom, which, while simple, will likely be fairly massive. That gives us time to figure out the kitchen. I understand details like spice rack placement are important, but not much beyond that. So I'm trying to give you ladies some lead time to help. Oh, maybe check with Granny for ideas too?"
"After that I suppose a dining area, gym, first aid station, and individual workstation/hobby areas?"
>Fluttershy spoke up "Um, first aid kits should probably be in every room on principal."
"Great idea! But as the guy who can't be hurt. I need help to know what should be in a first aid kit please?.."
>And so it continued on until Rarity made it known to me she was becoming.. frisky. So we finished our homework, said our adieu's, and went on for several more rounds until tapping out at around 10 PM.
>Then I woke Rarity up at around 3 AM to admire our glow, take a bathroom break, and go for another round before passing back out with smiles.

>When I took my shower with Rarity that morning, I was directed to a simple bottle of Brut again for my next girl's scents. That caused me to chuckle and have to explain to Rarity that this was the second of my girls to prefer Brut. I had to guess that it was a name brand for a reason after all.
>During breakfast we endured the now required ribbing about fireflies from Rarity's family with good cheer.
>When we all met up at school Rainbow gave me a big hug and kissed me.
>Then we all watched Rarity's locker go to a brighter shade of white and be internally lit.
>I took a minute to focus and study on the channel lists, what went into a first aid kit, and the plans for the bathroom the girls had drawn up. Rainbow's hand was on my butt the entire time of course but that was to be expected today.
>The locker rumbled for a full 30 seconds as my girls and my Sisters watched.
>As Rainbow took my hand and led me in, senpai and my Queen livestreamed it to my Sisters and the Principal and Vice Principal and narrated for them as well.
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>>43252053
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense continues!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
(For those that want to catch up!)
Today was Rarity's turn and she wanted an anal adventure!
The idea for the girls to bargain for the right to be first to do something with Anon first occurred to me when I was giving feedback to Cosmic Butthole on King of the Castle.
https://ponepaste.org/10028
That was the harem story that inspired me to start writing here. In it, Sunset keeps offering Twilight the chance to go next (As Anon is making his way through the girls) if she will give him a specific confession.
As she finally got her turn in that story, I started to wonder why the other girls weren't objecting to Sunset basically giving Twilight a pass to go at her discretion? What I came up with as a suggested answer was that Twilight had bargained to go last ahead of time and that's why no one objected. CB remarked that it was an "interesting theory."
Well I remembered that exchange and worked the idea here into How to be Dense.
So if Rarity wanted to be first at anal, what did Rainbow want?
And how will the experiment with the locker go?
Find out NEXT WEEK in
How to be Dense!
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>>43252092
Nice update Tuesday!
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>>43253064
Nice work
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>>43254317
Would fuggle with
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I'm alive.
Working on another story so let me cook a bit.
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>>43254836
Good to hear.
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>>43199995
I know it's an old post I'm responding to, but is this image Trikcal Sci Twi?
>Makes me want to imagine what a mash up between Trikcal and EQG might look like.
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Some background on Trikcal

Maybe something like...
>Main seven and Anon end up in Elias
>Main seven get Trickaled and chibified while the Anon stays the same

>World of Elias is centered around a world tree that created most of the world's denizens, all of which are female chibis
>It wouldn't be the first time beings from another dimension ended up there, or even the first time a human ended up there
>In the game the main character is a human who arrives and is prophesied to be the world's savior, but mostly just ends up stumbling his way through things
>Elves in Trikcal came from the same dimension of Earth, failed to invade earth from space, and ended up working in Santa's workshop before escaping to Elias
>The world tree imposes a magical effect on everyone in that world that prevents people from being killed or dying by almost any means and makes them immortal
>The game has way deeper lore than you'd think, but those are the most important surface level details
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So it's GD asking a Shadowbolt maybe Sour Sweet how she likes her camp but gets interrupted by "Don't you have to cook for your husband and 5 kids?" then she reacts "I'm at most 2 years older than you!" and then Sour looking at her nails like pushing her away says kindly "More like 10."
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>>43256271
What's that? You want to fuck like rabbits? Well it would be rude of me to refuse.
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>>43256540
Lmao that is funny
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>>43256835
Damned if I don't feel the same way,
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>>43254317
That white dress looks pretty on her
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Got back from Japan a few days ago. I did end up going to Pony Pizza but in reality it wasn't all that much to write about.

Anyways, here's more Alanamous

>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>And you are in a state of shock.
>You are in excruciating pain.
>Your arm was damn near torn off.
>It's basically only kept together because your skin is mostly in tact.
>But the bone is snapped in two and sticking through the skin and all the tendons are torn.
>And you think you may have several broken ribs from Alanamous striking you with her elbow.
>The damage could have been much worse had the girls not caught you.
>Or more accurately, you were effortlessly tossed and crashed into the girls who broke your fall.
>”Sunset! Are you oka-*gasp!?*”
>Fluttershy tried to ask how you were and was frozen with fear from the sight of your broken arm.
>”Y-Your arm!”
>She screams as much as Fluttershy could.
>Thank you captain obvious.
>...Is what you want to say but the pain was too distracting.
>She and the others try to hold you up but even moving you an inch sends what feels like thousands of volts of electricity throughout your whole body.
“Uuugh!”
>You cry out loud from the excruciating pain of them simply trying to sit you up.
>”We need to get Sunset to a doctor now!”
>Pinkie exclaims but you grunt out loud.
>In protest.
>But they probably didn't think of it like that as Dash and AppleJack try to lift you up.
“No!”
>You blurt out while sandbagging yourself to force Dash and AJ to drop you.
“We gotta stop Alanamous!”
>You exclaimed.
>Yes you are badly hurt.
>And you probably should seek medical attention immediately.
>But Stopping Alanamous' rampage takes precedent.
>It's not just the fate of Equestria that you must protect and save.
>But your own world as well.
>Speaking of.
>Twilight.
>What is happening to Twilight?
>You slowly look to see Alanamous.
>She still has her hand firmly around Twilight's neck.
>Holding her close so that they were face to face.
>And Twilight is trying, but failing, to free herself from her grip.
>”We gotta save her!” AJ sounds off.
>You agree.
>But what can be done now that you are all powerless?
>It was then you see Twilight bring her hand up to slowly caress Alanamous' cheek before it falls limp.
>Then the rest of her body.
>Rarity was the first to scream.
>Followed by Pinkie Pie.
>Then they all kind of blended together that you couldn't tell them apart.
“TWILIGHT!!”
>You shriek like a banshee despite the mind numbing pain it caused you.
>Alanamous is now cackling like a mad woman.
>Lifting Twilight's lifeless body above her head.
>And turns to you all.
>A massive toothy grin on her face.
>She rears back as tosses Twilight's body at you.
>You were protected by the rest of the girls who all stood in front of you.
>Twilight's body crashes into them and they all fall back onto you.
>You ignore any sort of pain and you maneuver yourself to carefully hold Twilight with your good arm.
>Her eyes were still open.
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>>43258880

>But there was no signs of life to them.
>Dull.
>Lifeless.
>You start to pant.
“Twi?”
>You whimper.
>Hoping for a response.
>Any response.
>But nothing.
>”Without your magic you are all nothing!”
>You hear Alanamous holler.
>But you pay her no mind anymore.
>Your best friend is dead.
>Killed by her own daughter.
>No.
>That's not fair to say.
>You have been in Alanamou's position before.
>”And now that I've gotten rid of the one person who could have stopped me, I'll make all your demises quick!”
>Your vision starts to blur.
>You use your good arm to rub your eyes to discover that you are starting to tear up.
>They begin to flow and several of them drop on Twilight's face.
>You can hear Alanamous charge another energy ball.
>But for whatever reason, that was the furthest thing from your mind right now despite the severity of the situation.
>”Sunset! We need to go!”
>You hear Dash say as she tries to grab a hold of you.
>But you don't want to move.
>Instead, you use your good hand to drape over Twilight's face.
>And close her eyes.
>”Sunset! If we don't move she's gonna blow us all up and This'll all be for nothing!”
>Dash exclaims again as now AJ and Pinkie come to try and grab you.
>Finally, they were able to pry you away from Twilight's lifeless body.
>”Yahh!”
>You look up to see Alanamous hurl her energy ball towards you.
>It was too late to avoid the blast.
>This may be the end for you.
>You took too much time mourning your lost friend.
>And in just a few moments, you may be joining her.
>You close your eyes and wait for the sweet release of death.
>You then also feel several pairs of arms wrap around you to hold you close.
“I'm sorry girls.”
>You apologize.
>For getting them into this mess.
>For failing to act before the monster was unleashed.
>You await your grim fate.
>But it doesn't come.
>And then you feel the energy ball explode before it reaches you.
>The hot energy blows past you like a violent gust of wind.
>You open your eyes to see Alanamous floating in place.
>Looking confused.
>”What the hell was that!?”
>She exclaimed.
>Something stopped the ball from eradicating you and your friends.
>”What happened?”
>Rarity asks in a panic.
>You're not sure what happened yourself.
>You and the others frantically look around to see what could have saved you at the last minute.
>It was then you see in the distance a group of students standing.
>And standing front and center of them was one of Alana's friends.
>Pipp Petals.
>She had her arms in front of her and had this confused yet panicked look on her face.
>Alanamous noticed her as well.
>”Impossible!”
>Alanamous roars and tries to charge another energy ball.
>You then see Pipp take a deep breath.
>She then starts to scream and you visibly see sound waves echo from her and flow up to Alanamous.
>”Arrgh!”
>Alanamous grabs her head as Pipp's new power seems to distort Alanamous.
>Now way.
>Could it be...
>Alanamous recovers and once again tries to charge another energy ball.
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>>43258882

>She makes a smaller one to toss over to Pipp.
>You look at Pipp and watch her cower but then you see a pair of hands attached to some very very long arms wrap around her torso and pull her back just in time for the ball to miss its target.
>Izzy Moonbow stretched her arms to an impossible length to pull her friend to safety.
>Amazing!
>The Equestrian magic has somehow transferred from you to a new set of students.
>Or these could be new magic altogether since these are new powers you've never seen before.
>It must have happened when Alanamous absorbed your magic and tossed it to her friends.
>Before you could form a second thought, a full grown tiger was charging at you out of nowhere.
>Where the hell did a tiger come from?
>Many of the girls started to scatter when you notice someone riding the tiger.
>It was Sunny!
>The tiger stopped dead in its tracks in front of you and the girls and Sunny dismounted the tiger
>”Principal Shimmer! Are you guys okay!?”
>Sunny exclaims as she now notices your broken arm and she takes a single step back in shock.
>”Where did ya get a dang tiger!?”
>AppleJack exclaims, point at said tiger.
>The tiger then looked confused for a moment.
>”Oh, right.”
>The tiger spoke.
>Wait.
>It spoke?
>There was a quick flash of light and where the tiger was now stands Sunny's friend.
>Hitch Trailblazer, the hall monitor.
>He can turn into animals?
>More so, he has powers along with the other girls?
>Interesting turn of events.
>”Wow! You can turn into animals!?”
>Pinkie was overly excited over Hitch's abilities.
>Hitch doen't look convinced at himself.
>”Uh, I guess?”
>He says while shrugging his shoulders.
>”Can you turn into a dinosaur!?”
>Pinkie excitedly requests.
>”Not the time Pinkie!”
>Rainbow Dash butts in as she now points to Alanamous.
>You look to see that she has now turned her attention back to you.
>A look of annoyance on her face as she again begins to charge her magic.
>”You insects are starting to get on my nerves!”
>She roars.
>Just as she was finished charging her energy ball she was then shoved by another one of her companions.
>Breaking Alanamous' concentration.
>Zipp?
>She can fly?
>Zipp is now floating face to face with Alanamous.
>”Alana! What's gotten into you!?”
>She yells at her friend.
>Or, what's left of her friend.
“That's not Alanamous!”
>You yell at Zipp.
>While Zipp was distracted by your words, Alanamous tries to swipe her claws at Zipp but thankfully her reflexes were quick to dodge her attack.
>You grunt out loud and fall over from all of your injuries.
>Sunny then moves up closer to you.
>”I think I can help!”
>She tells you.
>You look to her.
>Not sure what she means.
“What are you talking about?”
>Sunny hesitates.
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>>43258884

>But she then holds her hands close to your midsection.
>Her hands begin to emit a bright pale orange glow that now engulfs your entire body.
>You start to feel the pain in your body slow drain away along with faint popping sounds in your ribs area.
>You also notice the bone that was sticking out of your arm start to retract into your skin and return to its original place and more light cracking sounds.
>After a few moments, the pain was fully gone.
>You can breathe normally without stabbing pains.
>And most astonishing, you can freely move your previously broken arm.
>The spot where the done was sticking out was now fully healed and the skin was fused back as if it were never ripped open.
>You were taken aback at the magic Sunny possesses.
“H-how could you...?”
>You ask as you examine your fixed arm.
>”I, I don't know! It just sort of came to me!”
>Sunny tries to explain before you were distracted by another unusual sight.
>A foot attached to an extra long stepped right beside Sunny.
>Followed by the foot was Izzy who stretched her way from their previous point to where you are now all gathering.
>Which startled you.
>She looks to Zipp, who was still in a flight scuffle with Alanamous.
>”When Alana threw that rainbow ball at us, a lot of that energy just.. sort of... absorbed into us.”
>She looks at her own hand and then over to Izzy and then Hitch.
>”It sort of just... clicked with all of us!”
>She says, still unsure what happened.
>”Hey!”
>You look back and see Pipp storming her way to you guys.
>“Thanks for just leaving us back there!”
>She huffs in annoyance.
>Pipp then hunches over and tries to catch her breath.
>”Well, you're here now!”
>Izzy says all too cheery.
>”Guys! A little help!?”
>Zipp exclaims in the air as she continues to dodge Alanamous' strikes.
>Hitch then steps up and with another bright flash he transforms into a large eagle and soars into the air to aid Zipp in her scuffle with Alanamous.
>Sunny finally notices the lifeless body behind you.
>Her eyes go wide and gasps heavily as she covers her mouth with her hands.
>”I-is that!?”
>She asks you.
>You don't answer.
>You just look away.
>Then you thought of something.
“Wait!!” You now grab a hold of Sunny. “Do you think your powers can...?”
>You trail off as you look back at Twilight and then back to Sunny.
>Who now has this look of panic on her face.
>She slightly shakes her head.
>”I, I don't know! As far as I can tell I can only heal wounds! Not raise the...”
>She also doesn't want to say it out loud.
>You then place both hands on her shoulders.
“At least try!”
>You plead with your student.
>Desperate to bring your best friend back by any means.
>Sunny still doesn't look confident but then she slightly nods.
>You step to the side and Sunny quickly move past you.
>She kneels before Twilight's body and takes a deep breath.
>Sunny then hovers her hands over Twilight's chest and she begins to glow.
>Twilight's body starts to glow.
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>>43258887

>But nothing else happens.
>And Twilight does not respond.
>Sunny looks back to you with a worried look and she shakes her head to you.
>She tries again.
>And still nothing.
>Sunny tries again.
>Nothing.
>Either she's in denial that it's not working.
>Or she's as shocked as you are about Twilight's fate.
>You decide to move up to Sunny and place a hand on her shoulder.
“It's okay.”
>You tell her somberly.
>She starts to sob.
>Which triggers your own waterworks.
>”I'm sorry.”
>She whispers.
>You just shake your head and pat her on the shoulder.
“It's not your fault.”
>You try to reassure her as you turn to look back at Alanamous.
“Come, we have to try to save her daughter.” You say. “And our worlds. For Twilight's sake.”
>You add.
>”Worlds?”
>She asks.
>Confused.
>That's right.
>She does not know anything about Equestria or it's magic.
>Or about why she and her friends were now chosen to wield it.
“It's related to what we talked about earlier, but it's a long story that I can explain later if we can stop Alanamous' rampage”
>You explain.
>Sunny stays knelt next to Twilight for a little longer before she finally nods and stands back up.
>Out of nowhere, Zipp lands and crashes hard on the ground near you and the girls.
>”Guh!”
>Zipp grunts.
>As soon as she lands on the ground she then slowly gets up to her knees.
>The others gather around her.
>”Zipp!”
>Pipp is the first to console her sister and is shocked at the sight before her.
>Looks like Alanamous finally got a hit on her as there is a gash across her shoulder.
>”Heh..., she got me good.”
>Zipp pants as she slowly tries to get back on her feet before she drops to her knee again.
>Hitch then awkwardly lands as the eagle and then transforms back to himself.
>Visibly panting.
>”Man, she's strong!”
>Hitch laments.
>Sunny rushed over to Zipp to take a look at the damage.
>”Here! Let me help!”
>She says as she once again brings her hand up close to Zipp's wound.
>The same glow as last time.
>And just like you, slowly Zipp's wound closes and heals up completely.
>It even heals the scar so the flesh looks brand new.
>”Whoa!”
>You were startled once again by Izzy who stretched her neck so her head was in between you and Pipp.
>Admiring Sunny's magic.
“Gah!”
>You reacted to Izzy's magic.
>You don't know if you'll ever get used to that.
>Izzy noticed your reaction and her body ran towards her head.
>Her neck shrank as she did until she was normal again.
>”Sorry.”
>She apologizes to you.
>Looking embarrassed.
>”ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!”
>Alanamous roars and emits an enormous pulse.
>Cracks start to form around the ground and more of the building starts to crumble.
>”Just because there is a new set of guardians doesn't mean I CAN'T BLOW YOU ALL TO OBLIVION!!”
>Sunny looks up to Alanamous.
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>>43258888

>And then back down and over to Twilight Sparkle.
>Sunny then wipes her eyes and takes a deep breath and stands from her spot next to Zipp.
>She now turns to Alanamous and begins to slowly march towards her.
>A look of determination now on her face
>As if she now knows what she must do.
>”Alana!” Sunny calls out. ”I know you're still in there!”
>Alanamous just looks at Sunny with disgust.
>”You have to fight the monster and take back control!”
>“I AM in control!!”
>Alanamous roars.
>Sending another pulse out.
>But Sunny stands her ground.
>”No! This is not you!”
>She responds back.
>”You are not a monster! You are a good person!”
>She then looks back at Twilight and her body.
>She closes her eyes and looks back to Alanamous.
>”And I will prove it!”
>Sunny then extends her hand out up to Alanamous.
>”Alanamous won't allow us to be destroyed by you!”
>Sunny calls out Alanamous' monster.
>Zipp then approaches Sunny to stand with her.
>Followed by Pipp.
>Then Izzy.
>And finally Hitch.
>”I know you are hurting inside, and I am here for you!”
>Sunny then looks at the rest of her group.
>”WE are here for you!”
>Alanamous is getting irritated.
>”As your friends!”
>She finishes and Alanamous looks furious.
>”I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!”
>Alanamous' aura is shining bright.
>”Yes you do!”
>Sunny adds and now Alanamous charges yet another large black energy ball to toss at her.
>The kids all stand their ground.
“Run!”
>You cry out to them.
>But they don't move.
>Sunny looks back at you and gives you a reassuring smile.
>They all huddle around Sunny just as the blast collides with them.
>Causing an explosion.
“No!”
>You shield your eyes from the blinding light of the energy blast.
>You hate that you and the girls were reduced to be just spectators now.
>You hate that you feel helpless now.
>And now you may have just lost some students in addition to your best friend.
>Once the blinding light dulled however, you were greeted with a different sight.
>Sunny and her friends were now surrounded by a bright magical aura.
>They all noticed this to and seemed confused.
>Sunny then stepped closer to Alanamous.
>She was now starting to levitate.
>”We may not have been there for you when you were younger, but we are here for you now!”
>She begins to glow brighter.
>”Laughing together!”
>Izzy now glows and starts to levitate
>She's now growing pony ears, wings and a tail!
>She's ponying up!
>”Helping each other study!”
>Pipp now starts to pony up
>”Keeping each other on our toes to make sure we're always the best we can be!”
>Zipp now follows along
>”Getting each other out of tough situations!”
>Hitch now pony's up?
>...That's new
>But they are all glowing and have pony features
>Except for Sunny
>However she was glowing brighter than the others
>”You may still not admit it but we are friends!”
>A golden energy now starts to surround Sunny until she is fully engulfed in a brilliant golden shell.
>After a few moments the golden shell shatters with another bright flash
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>And when the flash subsides, Sunny is now transformed.
>But not into a pony form like the others.
>She was wearing a completely new outfit.
>A pure white sleeveless short gown with golden laced star patterns dotted across the chest area.
>White long boots that went up to her knees.
>She now has a large pair of angel wings with gold patterns along the wingspan.
>Her unicorn horn shined a bright white.
>Her ponytail extended and flowed freely in the air.
>And most interestingly, the rainbow streak in her hair now extended from the top right of her face and crossed down right between her eyes and to the bottom left of her cheek.
>A sort of resemblance to your Daydream form.
>There is now a match for Alanamous.
>”Alanamous!”
>Sunny's voice is now boasted by her magic.
>”You must open your heart and embrace the magic of friendship!”
>She lectures as she holds her arms out for an embrace from Alanamous.
>”FUCK OFF!!”
>Alanamous bellows out and shots a black energy beam from her hands.
>Sunny is quick to react and now shoots her own golden energy beam to clash with Alanamous.
>Both bursts of energy clash and creates a blinding collision of energy which forces you to shield your eyes once again.
>When your eyes adjust to the brightness you see both Alanamous and Sunny in a power struggle.
>Alanamous looks to be overtaking her.
>And then the others join in on offering her energy to push it back to Alanamous.
>Before it reaches Alanamous, she breaks the chain and dodges Sunny and friends combined attack.
>For the first time, Alanamous looks worried.
>Like she's met her match.
>She charges a small black energy ball and charges towards Sunny.
>Sunny, in return, creates a golden orb herself and rushes Alanamous.
>Once again, both orbs clash and creates a shockwave that knocks you and the other girls off your feet.
>This is going to be intense!
>And now there isn't much you can do but be moral support.
>The battle lines are drawn.
>And the fate of your worlds now rest on Sunny Starscout and her friends.
>And if they can get Alanamous to embrace the magic of friendship.
>You may be doomed by just remembering your short interactions with Alanamous.
>But you trust Sunny to know Alanamous enough to save her.
>And in turn, all of you.

and that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

the mantle has been passed to a new generation. Hopefully the powers for them make sense, I fear Sunny's may be broken but at least she can't raise the dead, and Hitch turning into animals is a changling thing but I wanted something related to Fluttershy's and I really didn't want to reuse any of the previous powers.

as always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome.
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>>43258897
Good update
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>>43258897
Oh and I forgot to mention for anyone who cares, the name I thought of for Sunny's new form is 'Solstice Starscout'
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>>43259673
Caressing her back and making her giggle
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>>43256540
At least it wasn't an incest joke. ...R-right?
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>>43260823
>Trixie
>Bigger tits than Starlight
A valid headcanon.
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>>43260823
So cute
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>>43261562
Cute
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>>43261562
deserving of hugs
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>>43262354
Beautiful curves
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>>43263035
Would it be easiest to rainbow blast him?
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>>43264576
Beautiful
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>9
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>When I took my shower with Rarity that morning, I was directed to a simple bottle of Brut again for my next girl's scents. That caused me to chuckle and have to explain to Rarity that this was the second of my girls to prefer Brut. I had to guess that it was a name brand for a reason after all.
>During breakfast we endured the now required ribbing about fireflies from Rarity's family with good cheer.
>When we all met up at school Rainbow gave me a big hug and kissed me.
>Then we all watched Rarity's locker go to a brighter shade of white and be internally lit.
>I took a minute to focus and study on the channel lists, what went into a first aid kit, and the plans for the bathroom the girls had drawn up. Rainbow's hand was on my butt the entire time of course but that was to be expected today.
>The locker rumbled for a full 30 seconds as my girls and my Sisters watched.
>As Rainbow took my hand and led me in, senpai and my Queen livestreamed it to my Sisters and the Principal and Vice Principal and narrated for them as well.
>First change we noticed was a first aid kit on the right side of the entrance hallway in one of the cubbies. We opened and examined it immediately.
>Principal Celestia observed "I'm glad you kids thought of first aid kits, but that seems a little basic.
I spoke up and said "That's on me. With my powers I've never needed one so I didn't really know what to put in there. I asked the girls for help, but now I'm thinking maybe I should learn more first aid? I mean not being hurt means I'm in postion to help any of my girls who are injured."
>Principal Celestia replied "That may well be worth considering Anonymous."
>Next up, everyone was excited to check out the bathroom...
>Which was half done.
>There was a first aid kit by the entrance that was identical to the other one.
>More specifically the sinks and the stalls were done. And they were done WELL.
>The lighting was great over the sinks and they had all of the details we had come up with including hot and cold water on demand.
>The stalls were almost perfectly complete too. They all flushed and it made no difference how many were flushed at the same time.
>The only incomplete detail in the stalls was the tesseracted glory holes had a placeholder fixture in my stall with a sign above it saying "Under construction." Thankfully the Principal and Vice Principal chose not to ask any questions on this topic
>The wall at the farthest end from the entrance had a line drawing on it showing the rest of what we had envisioned.
>Next was the living room, which also had a first aid kit above the TV.
>Easiest to notice was the conversation pit was gone and the semicircle couch was now on level carpeted ground.
>Roughly half of the channels the girls had suggested were added.
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"So the verdict I reach is that the safety stuff was completed and about half of everything else." I declared.
>Everyone basically agreed, so I turned my attention to Rainbow.
"Well Rainbow, it's your day today and in an effort to show I'm learning I'm going to ask if you have any special instructions or suggestions you want to share with me?"
>With a smile Rainbow replied "Well the big surprise will happen after school in the Pussy Wagon so before that it should be fairly normal. Oh, except I picked the song for lunch today."
"Wait, I don't think I got the notice about the song?" I wasn't worried about the lack of rehearsal as we were generally managing pretty well, but I needed SOME info.
>Rainbow chuckled as she said "It's fine bro. Today the song is girls only."
"Well then I'm looking forward to it." I declared.
>This was how it should be. Let the girl set the pace and the tone, doubly so for her first time. I would do my best to go with it and make her happy.
>With that said, Rainbow was being fairly undemanding in comparison to the other girls. Of course she had priority placement next to me and no one was surprised at her hand being on my butt. However, by now that just felt.. normal?
>Classes went well and the first half of lunch was me eating something served up by Pinkie
>During 2nd period I was called to the office where Nurse Redheart showed me a typical first aid kit and briefly covered how each item was used.
>As my Queen gat a separate plastic chair for me to sit in at lunch, I reflected on how well the daily singing had been coming along. The rest of the school had accepted it without any real questions.
>The girls seemed happy that I had suggested an activity for the relationship instead of merely going along with them. That the activity was intended to get them super powers faster, according to my own wild hair theory, also made them happy as it demonstrated I wasn't afraid or jealous of them getting powers.
{Author's note: I used this as inspiration here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6m-euknzDA&list=RDa6m-euknzDA&start_radio=1 }
>Then I was sitting in the designated chair and the rest of the girls cheered "Get him Rainbow!" and the cafeteria quieted down as the song started.
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>>43265176
[RD] I've been lookin' for a driver who is qualified.
So if you think that you're the one, step into my ride.
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine.
With a sunroof top and a gangsta lean.

>Rainbow was dancing around me suggestively enough I was reminded this was the same setup they had used for the lap dances.

[All] So if you feel me, let me know, know, know.
Come on now, what you waitin' for, for, for?
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go.

[All] Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night.
'Cause I'm zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby, you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive (Drive, drive, drive).
Shut up and drive (Drive, drive, drive).

[RD] I've got class like a '57 Cadillac.
Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back.
You look like you can handle what's under my hood.
You keep sayin' that you will, boy, I wish you would.

>Then on the chorus reprise, other folks started singing along. A few at first, but it grew quickly!

[ALL] So if you feel me, let me know, know, know.
Come on now, what you waitin' for, for, for?
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go.

[ALL] Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night.
'Cause I'm zero to sixty in three point five.
Baby, you got the keys.
Now shut up and drive (Drive, drive, drive).
Shut up and drive (Drive, drive, drive).

>We stood up and took a bow as the cafeteria applauded.
>Rainbow looked like she was having a blast and that gave me an idea.
"We're switching this up a bit." I told her as I had her stand infront of me and then lifted her onto my shoulder for increased visibility.
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>>43265177
>The applause intensified and her smile widened.
>Soon lunch was over and it was back to classes.
>Today was track day in PE and that went as normal with all my girls allowed to slap my butt as I passed or was passed by them.
>Then school was over and Rainbow was inviting me into the Pussy Wagon with my Sisters, the Cheerleaders, watching over us.
>I took my expected position with the blanket pulled up to my shoulders and my hands on the top of the bench seat.
>With a lustful smile, Rainbow undid my belt and pulled my zipper down.
>Suddenly, from the bench seat behind us, Scootaloo said "Go easy for a moment Rainbow. We have to cover some due diligence with him."
>With a fake sigh Rainbow declared "Fiiine." but left her hands on my crotch.
>Apple Bloom stated "Okay Brother, yesterday was another gold standard day."
"But, I fell asleep?" I had to mention guiltily.
>Sweetie Belle informed "You did, but that's not really being held against you. You see Brother, you've undergone a whole lifestyle change and it takes time to find the right balance."
>Scootaloo added "Another way to look at it is you fell asleep because you kept giving your all with your girls. That's by no means a bad thing. And Rarity understood that. She was very right to tell you to take the sleep you needed so you could be in the best shape for her."
>Apple Bloom commented "Plus, she left you alone on the bed when she went to the bathroom to change. In hindsight, that's kind of inviting you to fall asleep."
>Sweetie Belle concluded with "Also your first reaction was to be worried you had spoiled her plans. As always your character speaks well when it shows. Due diligence is now concluded."
>With a smile Rainbow pulled my cock out and asked "Anon, are you ready for my surprise?"
"By definition I don't know, but I can't wait to hear it." I said with a gentle smile.
>Rainbow addressed the Cheerleaders saying "Ladies, we're not going to my place. We're going to HIS!"
>That got smiles from my Sisters.
Keeping my expression focused on neutrality I said "Oh. Well that is a surprise."
>Rainbow frowned slightly declaring "I know that expression. Talk to me Anon. What's going on inside your head?"
"Of course you can come over. Let me say that correctly at least. It's just,.. you remember I self isolated for years right?"
Rainbow patiently said "Uh-huh."
"And I had pretty much intended, originally, to do that again this year as you know. Even if I had made male gamer friends, they would have been school-only and never come over. It's just taking me a minute to sort through feelings I suppressed over the course of years without realizing it."
"All right then." I said looking up. "Sisters with this new information I have two requests please?"
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>>43265178
Apple Bloom asked "What do you need Brother?"
"The first request is logical. I haven't been home for several days and don't know what the food situation is as a result. So I want to stop at the grocery store and take Rainbow shopping for our dinner and probably some breakfast cereal."
>The Cheerleaders looked at each other and said in unison "No problem. What's the other thing?"
"This is going to sound silly, but after that I would like to quickly stop at the gamestop across the street from the grocery store and pick up a second game controller please?"
>Sweetie Belle held up her hand as everyone else was about to speak and asked "Brother, we know boys sometimes have a harder time with their emotions than girls. Could you explain further why you want a second game controller?"
"Yeah I guess this is a more emotional thing than I normally deal with." I admitted. "I guess it has to do with coming to terms with my new identity? I *was* a self isolated gamer nerd and having only the one controller wasn't an issue. *Now* I'm a gamer nerd with girlfriends and I've just realized I feel strongly I should be able to offer a controller when they come over. I know Rainbow isn't really going to be interested in video games tonight, But I'll just feel better having the second controller to offer. It feels 'proper' you know?"
>Scootaloo then said with a tired smile "This is the closest to a personal thing he's ever asked us for and it's still for his girls in his mind. Rainbow, it's your call."
>Rainbow looked at me, gave my cock a squeeze, and asked "You'll be quick right?"
"Yeah. All I want is a basic wired controller. Don't care about colors or features. The only way this takes over 5 minutes is if they already have someone buying a huge order when I get there and no second person to run a register."
"Oh, and I just realized I should leave my dad a voicemail to let him know we have company tonight."
>With a smile Rainbow said "Yeah I'm okay with both of those." And after a pause she declared "Hehe, I get to go shopping with you. The girls are going to be so jealous."
"Well the shopping makes logical sense, so there's no help for it. And,.. isn't jealousy BAD?"
>With a gentle smile Rainbow said "Oh I'm only kidding. You're right in that the grocery shopping makes sense and it will be quickest if you go into Gamestop solo. So the girls won't have a reason to object. Just wish we could all go shopping together."
"Because of the war you mean?"
>Rainbow dejectedly said "Yeah."
"Well then it's my job to ensure we can all shop then."
>Rainbow pressed "How are ya gonna do that?"
"One step at a time like anything else. And the step for tonight is to have as much sex as you want to have." I informed her as I sidestepped the larger question. "If that's okay that is?"
>Rainbow merely smiled at that in response.
>Apple Bloom then asked "Hey Brother, I'm curious. You said you needed 30 days with your girls, but how did you arrive at the number 30?"
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>>43265179
"Well I conferred with Alicorn and he says it's a reasonable time frame within the margin of safety for this step" I replied
>On cue Sweetie Belle asked "What margin of safety are you talking about?"
"Oh that's right, I haven't been very vocal about this stuff yet." I recalled. "The margin of safety I'm referring to is how long I'm guessing we have until the teleporter turns her attention back to CHS, at which point I start to be in danger."
>Scootaloo asked "Could you break that down for us a little more?"
"You bet." I acceded. "We've taken one raid so far. My guess is that 6 other schools are going to suffer raids at the rate of 1 a week across 6 weeks. The history Adagio shared with me supports that theory."
>Apple Bloom furrowed her brow and declared "But by that logic you could have an extra week focusing on the girls."
"No there's other stuff I need to at least start before the margin of safety ends. And you girls already know what one of them is. I mean, you do know why you're having to take so many notes on what me and my girls do right?
>Sweetie Belle stated "So if you're successful in powering up your girls, we can recreate it."
"Yup. and I have plans along those lines too, but I really should be focusing on Rainbow right now."
>With a lustful smile Rainbow said "Good boy. Have you figured out why we're going to your place tonight yet?"
"Sorry no I haven't." I stated. "But I'd love to hear your reason."
>Rainbow changed her position to straddle me while facing me. I could feel the heat coming from her lower bits as she told me "I'm gonna leave a mark in your head Anon. I'm gonna sit on your desk in front of your monitor while you eat my pussy. Then you're gonna pop my cherry in the bed you grew up in. So every time you go back to that room, you'll think of ME."
"Woah, that sounds intense." I said with a smile "Not that I'd ever forget you Rainbow Dash. I only have one question for you that I'm looking forward to finding out later."
>With a breathy smile Rainbow asked "What's that?"
"When I eat your pussy, I'll find out if the curtain matches the drapes." I said with a smile.
>Rainbow replied "Dude you could've just asked SO long ago."
"Yeah but I don't want to be TOLD the answer. I want to EXPERIENCE it. I'm looking forward to experiencing everything you want to share tonight." I said with my own smile.
>Rainbow was getting excited as she informed me "Good boy!" and hugged me.
>Then it was time for the grocery store and Rainbow and I held hands while shopping. Eventually we settled on a big bag of chicken nuggets for dinner and some Wheaties and milk for breakfast. (Neither of us were great with cooking.)
>When we got back to the Pussy Wagon, I announced to my Sisters that I had quickly picked up some gifts for them. Six 1lb bags of flour.
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>>43265182
>In unison they said "Thank you brother, but what's this for?"
"Well I figured that those, plus some goggles and face coverings, could help with your next sparring session with Adagio and company." I said matter of factly.
>They looked confused and in unison again they asked "Could you help us understand Brother?"
"Sure thing." I said with a smile. "Say you guys are lined up across and empty gym and Apple Bloom throws a bag of flour at the center of their formation. How do they respond?"
>Apple Bloom says "They blast it out of the air."
"More accurately, they blast the BAG." I said. "The flour inside is dispersed while moving forward."
>Their eyes widened and Scootaloo exclaimed "It's a smokescreen! But doesn't that affect both sides equally?"
"In a tactical sense, is the effect really equal?" I pushed.
>Sweetie Belle said when realization hit her "No! They have to sing to use their powers! WE can all move silently!"
As my Sisters all started grinning wildly, I did caution "Just remember that flour in the eyes is no fun and be prepared to treat it. They ARE still your allies after all."
>Then I quickly picked up a controller without issue.
Upon getting back into the Pussy Wagon with the controller, I kissed Rainbow as I sat down and said "Thank you. I know this was a bit silly."
>Rainbow stated "S'all good buddy. All of us have our quirks and whatnot. You feeling better now?"
"Yes. Thank you." I said humbly.
>With a smile Rainbow declared "Glad to hear it. You normally keep such a tight rein on yourself. I hadn't seen you get that emotional since you fought with the Disciplinary Committee. Oh shoot, I shouldn't have brought that up. Sorry."
"No it's fine now." I said. "I had to rethink my position on violence since learning about the war."
>Rainbow looked happily curious as she asked "How do you mean?"
"Well, to take part in the war, as we intend to do, I have to be able to talk about violence freely in order to lead and train you girls. And after the war I'll need to be able to talk about it to make sure there isn't another war." I said. "I can't hide from it. I don't have to go out of my way to celebrate it, but hiding from it really isn't practical anymore."
Then I noticed my Sisters were all smiling and I asked them "Okay what?"
>Apple Bloom answered "Not to take away from your time with Rainbow, but we've really been wanting to hear your side of that fight with Adagio and her crew. Doesn't need to be now though."
"That makes complete sense. But I'm going to remind you that needing 30 days with my girls applies to my Sisters too." I said.
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>>43265188
>Rainbow said "I don't get why you said that."
"Oh well it's because, if they haven't realized it already, it will soon occur to them that a guy that can't be hurt is a good sparring partner, and that's GOT to be hard to come by. But like I said, I need unrestricted time with my girlfriends before we can do that."
>In unison my Sisters smiled and said "We understand."
>With an innocent smile Rainbow asked "Will you spar with me tonight?"
"As much as you want." I responded while also smiling.
>With that, we started kissing and didn't stop until we got to my place.
>We were dropped off and I gave Rainbow the nickel tour after unloading the groceries.
>Rainbow hugged me while grabbing my butt and playfully asked "So, when does your dad get home?"
"In a little over two hours most likely. Dare I ask why you want to know?" I inquired.
>With a smile she responded "In addition to what you're thinking, I DO want to meet him. All the girls do actually."
"I will say that's a little unexpected from my point of view after nearly panicking about meeting parents." I informed her.
>Rainbow responded "You know darn well you've been knocking it out of the park with parents mister manners. Well we have to meet your parents too and you've made your Dad seem really chill. Your Mom, on the other hand.."
"Yeah, she's a landmine all right. But I'm VERY happy to hear you all want to meet my Dad. I think it will make him happy too."
>Rainbow turned serious for a moment and stated "So I gotta ask, is there any chance your Dad will bring home a date tonight?"
"None." I answered clearly. "He's basically sworn off women until after I'm 18. Too many stories about bad actors dating newly single fathers to find out when their sons are vulnerable."
>"Sorry I asked" she said.
"It was a logical question. Anything else you want to know right this minute?" I asked.
>Rainbow smiled lustfully and asked "How fast can we get naked in your room?"
>Giggling, we both ran into my room and started shucking our clothes.
>Rainbow declared "I win! Now you have to hang this outside the door."
>Smiling she handed me a rainbow colored 'Do not disturb' door hanger, which I hung outside.
>When I turned back around, she had already moved my desk chair and sat on my desk in front of my monitor with her legs spread and smiling as wide as she could.
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>>43265194
>As I knelt down in front of her, I felt her hand on the back of my head as I went to work with my tongue.
>R.A.I.N.B.O.W
>D.A.S.H
>I.S
>A.W.E.S.O.M.E
>A,N.D
>H.E.R
>C.U.R.T.A.I.N.S
>M.A.T.C.H
>T.H.E
>D.R.A.P.E.S
>Then she tapped me twice on the shoulder.
>When I stood up, she grabbed my dick with a smile and led me to my bed.
>We threw the covers off and she lay down and gave me a missionary invitation.
>I got on top, lined up at her entrance and asked her for fine adjustment.
>She smiled, aimed me properly, and nodded as she took a deep breath.
>She was TIGHT! I had to work my way in with several thrusts before I was fully inside of her.
>I was now able to give her full thrusts with slow increases of speed and it was driving her crazy.
>Then suddenly she clamped down on me when I was fully in her. I blew my load as she was having her multiple orgasm.
>Then we rested in each other's arms and we BOTH fell asleep.

>I awoke to Rainbow shaking me gently and my Dad knocking on my door.
"Sorry Dad. I guess we fell asleep. But Rainbow really wants to meet you and we'll be out in a couple of minutes." I said loudly.
>So we got up, got dressed, put the room back together, and went out to the kitchen where Dad had brought home chinese food and a lot of it.
>I gave Rainbow a glowing introduction as the top athlete in our class and my Dad was duly impressed.
>He wanted her to tell him everything about my emotional journey of the last three weeks.
>He'd known his son was damaged, but didn't know how to help me himself. And trusting someone else was just to risky.
>Naturally Dad couldn't give me the same type of emotional support as prospective girlfriends could.
>(Sunset would later explain to my Dad that I needed to learn to trust others again to heal. He couldn't provide that because I had never stopped trusting him. He was my rock that got me through to the point where the girls could help.)
>My Dad and Rainbow had a great time swapping stories but eventually I had to excuse us so we could do our homework as we had promised the school.
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>>43265203
>As I gave my Dad a hug he told me he was proud of me.
>Then we did our homework as we reported to the rest of the girls.
>After homework, Rainbow was very eager to make up for lost time and we went untill about 11. Then the now familiar 3 AM routine happened with us glowing down the hallway.
>When it came time to apply scents for the next girl, well Pinkie, Rainbow handed me an unmarked bottle.
>Rainbow explained "Pinkie had us combine all of our scents, plus hers, into this. That's all I can say for now."
>Well that was unexpected, but I applied it as instructed.
>I don't think it actually smelled all that great. But if it was to bad, then the girls probably had a backup plan.
>We walked to school and met the others in front. Rainbow got a last hug and kiss before turning me over to Pinkie.
>Pinkie hugged me, took a long sniff, smiled and said "Mmm, French cathouse! I like it!"
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>>43265206
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
This time it's Rainbow's turn and she surprises us with a song and an unexpected location!
The locker is starting to come under control.
There's just one more girl to go and after that, Act 2 will give way to Act 3!
But the girl in question is Pinkie!
And she doesn't want to tell Anon what her kinks are right away so she can enjoy him being surprised!
It's going to take TWO entries to tell about Pinkie's day!
And that starts next week in How to be Dense!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
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>>43265243
Loving the little spell-out things you put in your greens
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>>43265740
Such a lovely look for her. Bet she would appreciate being made to “move around” more which would cause her tits to shake and bounce enough to force those nipples to slip out…
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>>43264958
EQG Stream this Sunday at 4pm UTC!
We'll be watching the Summertime Shorts and the first half of the 1st season of Better Together!
aaaand also playing UT2004 and Gartic Phone
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10417862/eqg-stream
Hoping to see (You) there!
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>>43266003
Nice
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>>43187083
We *need* a new edit thread.
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>>43260424
No? What.
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My skin is cold
Transfusion with somebody
Morose and old
Drop into fruitless dying
It was tempting and bared
The whoring angel rising
Now burning prayers
My silent time of losing
My foes
They can't destroy my body
Colliding slow
(Like life itself)
Long for the blur
We cannot dry much longer
Cement to dirt
Disgusted with my cheapness
My foes
They can't destroy my body
Colliding slow
Like life itself
My foes (my foes)
They can't destroy my body
Colliding slow (like life itself)
My foes
They can't destroy my body
Colliding slow
Like life itself
My foes (my foes)
They can't destroy my body
Colliding slow (like life itself)
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>>43250337
You still there, Grey?
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>>43265740
>>43264576
>>43258718
I appreciate these.
>>43249452
Done before bump limit, as promised. Updating now to fill out the rest of the thread and will make a paste soon. I'm sorry I took so long, my presence around here definitely isn't what it used to be a decade ago.
>>43258897
Happy to hear you loved your trip to Japan, Betanon.
I promise to get caught up with yours and everyone else's green when I get the chance (I can't reply to any further posts because the system thinks my post is spam if I do)
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>>43267260
>>43185081
>Well that date went awkwardly.
>Any conversation starting up was eclipsed by what happened a number of hours earlier.
>Neither of you talked about it, but both of you thought about it.
>CHS Sunset fully understood why you wouldn’t stop staring at her cleavage the whole date as she sat across from you.
>She could see the “practice dates with mommy” with Mama Sunset in your memory, and all they entailed.
>She could tell that you’ve been conditioned to go about your date like this, and can’t decide if she likes that or not.
>She could sense you thinking about what her nipples look and feel like in person.
>You already had so many sexts to go by in the moment itself.
>What Sunset doesn’t know yet is that she’s about to meet Mama Sunset, who will privately participate in the real date after so many “practice” ones…
>Sunset’s urges to cover up her displayed cleavage were washed away by the minutes that went on.
>Your drifting gaze downward was too exciting to be felt as rude…
>Conversation couldn’t stop being accompanied by legs brushing by one another as you ogled your girlfriend’s chest.
>Topics didn’t last long, consistently giving way to aroused silence.
>The colder the food on the table between you two got, the warmer your bodies became.
>One brush-by between your fingers showed Sunset more vividly how hard you felt your member getting by her resemblance to Mama Sunset alone.
>Her eyes told you that she knew about your physical excitement, her stiffening nipple bumps showing through the top of her dress told you how she felt about it.
>And your own eyes focusing on her chest helped this cycle spin faster like gears grinding into a fiery frenzy.
>Casual date conversation was again and again hopelessly dissolved by the boiling rapids of yours and CHS Sunset’s teenage hormones rushing the two of you downstream to one place.
>Where outside these restaurant doors shall lead to after the two of you split the bill.
>Now your nature wants to do the talking for you, and Sunset’s going out of her way to deliberately give you a better view of her supple cleavage…
>The powerful current of your hormones sent both of you out the door and into the backseat of the car.
>There was a short-lasting drive back to your place between those points in time, but you’re just lucky you didn’t get a speeding ticket.
>It started as a “gooodbye and goodnight” hug.
>But your full erection proudly stood up tenting your underwear and pants, prodding Sunset’s thigh as her soft tits pressed against you…
>She’s very much not as busty as Mama Sunset, but Sunset’s teenage breasts are still the same soft pair of boobs you’ve come to love, just developing further into that every couple of months…
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>>43267262
>That pair is still big enough to fill up any set of bra cups she wears, she’s still the same girlfriend and lover you’ve grown a weakness for despite this one being younger and your own age.
>In her, you still see (and feel, and taste) Mama Sunset, with your dick getting hard just the same.
>The goodbye kiss quickly deepens into a “let’s actually stay and explore eachother” kiss.
>Sunset deliberately guides your hands to her features and curves, wordlessly asking you to feel her up to your heart’s content, like she knows your mind is going crazy with these urges and she’s eager to quench that thirst.
>There’s no more casual date conversation, just your hands getting bolder and… moving clothes out of the way and reaching inside.
>The date went awkwardly, but what came after it has you both on the same page.
>Maybe opposite pages if that means the book can close for tonight and press both of you together…
>Sunset lets out a quiet whimper into your mouth when the hem of her skirt recedes above her soft smooth thighs and up the supple curve of her buttcheeks.
>The tip of your erect tent juts further out now that your fly is undone, and the dueling thin barriers of your boxers and Sunset’s panties are the only thing left keeping your cock out of Sunset’s pussy.
>”You… don’t have protection…?” Sunset guesses correctly with her breaths between her words mingle into your mouth.
“…Can you trust me to pull out in time?”
>Her responding liplock silently cries out “yes”.
>At least at first.
>That wordless “yes” starts feeling more like a “we’ll go wherever this takes us then figure everything out later if consequences arise”.
>Your excited hands intensify their urgently horny exploration of Sunset’s soft assets and curves underneath the revealing layers of her undo-able clothing in response.
>After about three or so wet sucking sounds of you and Sunset crashing your lips together, Sunset’s young naked pair of breasts are out in the open for your hands to hungrily grope them directly with fingers gliding along her warm bare skin~.
>With her bare back pressed onto the back seat, Sunset’s darker orange nipples stare back at you as you help her neckline find its way down her tummy to expose her bellybutton next~.
>”What if you get me…” She whispers into your mouth, thrown further off of her train of thought the more your hands knead the soft delicate mounds of flesh of her bare teenage breasts… “Wha… wh… if… y-mmmmph~… what immmh… w-mmmmhhh…” She loses her ability to form words at all with her tongue entangled in a fierce engagement with yours…
>A self strengthening loop between touch and taste overpowers any remaining hesitation in either of you… neither of you will resume thinking rationally until *this* is taken care of first.
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>>43267263
>After a little more rustling noises of any remaining clothing sliding across skin, the windows of the car begin to fog up, and the springs above the wheels creak and groan a minute afterward as the vehicle begins to rock side to side…
>Sunset lets out a pleased groan that mimicked that of the springs as you both felt your freed tip now directly sink deeper between her bare vulva lips with each thrust.
>A nail being hammered in to wood at least stays in there until pried out, but your hard shaft needs to be thrusted all the way back in by your hips every time.
>A task your fully enveloped cock is WAY more than happy to endure.
>The fog on the windows almost helps in masking the pair of turquoise eyes peering in from the outside as your humping quickens and makes Sunset’s moans louden and erase any doubt to the ears listening that you’ve deeply penetrated your sweetheart for real.
>Over the next 30 minutes and counting, you make your date’s head spin with how long you’re able to last without cumming as your thrusts keep her wonderfully sedated in a trance of mindless lust she wants to last as long as possible.
>She’s convinced that even one of her secret toys wouldn’t last this long; you can keep thrusting and keep it together until SHE’S ready to orgasm.
>Her entire world has eroded into a lustful haze by this point.
>Mama Sunset’s sharpened mind can pick up on the two of you syncing your impending orgasms up to one another.
>CHS Sunset, already intensely swayed by her own arousal, doesn’t react the way she should when she sees a strikingly familiar set of eyes peeking through the shrinking part of the window the condensation has yet to obscure.
>Those lidded eavesdropping eyes gleam with the same understanding their owner’s counterpart cautiously harbors.
>The understanding that you didn’t bring protection, but every party involved is too horny to care, even about pulling out.
>Too many clouds of lust blocking view of the future as you and Sunset make the car rock faster, driven by that thrusting friction and naturally disorienting lust it brings that sends you into one another’s presence further and further.
>This is the act Mama Sunset “catches” you two in.
>The door is swung open only after the two of you are too into it to get yourselves or eachother to cease the mutual humping that just feels too good.
>Your girlfriend had sensed your adoptive mother nearby since over a minute ago, but your kissing would have swallowed any warning she could give you had she even been able to think clearly in the first place.
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>>43267264
>Both of you in the backseat are blind towards the unprotected consequences of your coupling and you know it, but your bodies are acting on their own.
>The state of mindless lust-trance is contagiously spread to Mama Sunset as she carefully dives into the rocking car with her larger and curvier adult woman frame dominating the cramped space in the backseats.
>Your intertwining hands that were exploring one another back during the duet now stumble upon the huge soft mounds of Mama Sunset’s fully developed adult breasts packed into that clingy, cleavage boasting top…
>Her womanly curves and features are quickly welcomed by the mindless touching between her special boy and his girlfriend.
>The overwhelming current of arousal mutes any and all reasonable reactions to this, and all three of you are completely swept away by it by the time kisses begin being shared three ways.
>Sunset hasn’t expected to discover herself like this during her first time having sex.
>A supple and curvy glimpse into the future presses herself onto the naked teenage girl, your hand engulfed between two asymmetrically docking pairs of breasts mid-grope~.
>Sunset squints through her lust in curious confusion at Mama Sunset, facing her as intimately as she could ever face herself.
>She didn’t even notice her own hand wander around to plant a few gropes onto Mama Sunset’s round plump booty until the woman sighs in approval with her wide hips surging forward onto the girl.
>The consequences of Sunset’s lust only begin to thrust faster between you and her, prompting Mama Sunset to lean in with another kiss onto your neck in order to establish her deserved place in this threesome.
>Both of the Sunsets lock gazes as your mindless humping persists.
>Neither knows what to say, but something primal has begun instructing them what to do if they want to trust one another with you.
>The first truly direct clash between their lips is hesitant but inevitable.
>Mama Sunset ends up leading the way and letting your date Sunset that she’s not in trouble with her, but still must reckon with her.
>After the woman mashes her lips with the girl enough times to cement her dominance, she whispers into her mouth:
>”It’s okay, you won’t need protection. He doesn’t have much left to release right now.” Mama Sunset gropes your rear and pushes your hips forth with each thrust, encouraging you to hump faster.
>Your girlfriend Sunset whines appreciatively in response to this, her own hands marveling the soft volume of Mama Sunset’s tits.
>Both your hands and CHS Sunset’s hands fall to horny curiosity and work together to get the fabric confines of that cleavage-boasting top off of Mama Sunset’s huge soft pair of adult breasts.
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>>43267267
>Mama Sunset responds with a flattered giggle as four hands ambush her top with eager pulling motivated by her full cleavage and now her now exposed black lace bra cups.
>”That’s it, come see where you’re headed, baby…” Mama Sunset coos to her younger counterpart, feeling many hands tugging her lacy black bra’s stretchy underwire with the force upon those bra cups jiggling her soft delicious full adult breasts cradled in by them…
>The back latch is finally unclasped with those straps slipping down Mama Sunset’s smooth shoulders, and CHS Sunset watches those loose black lace bra cups slip and gradually stop covering Mama Sunset’s big suckable dark orange nipples~.
>She ogles her in amazement, amazement both at the absolute size and softness of those huge squeezable naked adult breasts her hands eagerly cup and grope, and at her surprising arousal she’s feeling for them.
>Mommy Sunset has one arm around Teenage Sunset with one hand groping the nude girl’s bare breast, while her other arm is around you with her hand and forearm on your rear encouraging your hips’ thrusts to quicken.
>One of Mommy Sunset’s big full naked breasts deliciously mashes up against Teenage Sunset’s other still maturing naked breast, while Mommy Sunset’s other big full naked breast mashes up against you~.
>Topless and helping you cum inside your naked girlfriend, Mommy Sunset pants up close to both of your faces, joining and groaning into the clumsy, scrambled three-way makeout session as you continue thrusting.
>Tightly entrapped by those hot wet walls of your girlfriend’s pussy, your enveloped, weeping, diamond hard cock rams inside of Sunset with Sunset’s help.
>From both yours and Mommy Sunset’s heads, Teenage Sunset follows instructions she can see, leglocking you exactly the way she’s supposed to…
>The same way Mommy Sunset leglocked you during the “practice dates with mommy”.
>Those practice dates had started with you waking up in the afternoon with morning wood after last night, wood you started to… tend to, in the “privacy” of your bedroom on a cold rainy day.
>But the norms in this household are different now, past secrets are no more and sexual tension is regularly directly addressed these days… so your door doesn’t lock anymore.
>Sucking on the whipped cream can with her lazily tied robe already slipping open to expose her full sexy cleavage, Mommy Sunset would enter your room to catch you masturbating, seeing your young cock’s bulge through the covers before you could hide it…
>After licking a stray glob of whipped cream from her lips, she would stretch her arms up, letting the already gaping front of her silky robe slip further open down her full absolute cleavage, wonderfully gaping aside to give her special boy a peek at her big dark orange areolae slipping out~.
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>>43267268
>The stiffening buds of Mommy Sunset’s big suckable nipples would flick out one by one before her malfunctioning robe fell all the way open~.
>Parting itself down off of that soft tummy and bellybutton of hers, then further open until the sides swung apart to expose Mommy Sunset’s smooth plump naked pussy…
>Her thick soft upper thighs maddeningly pushing her bare supple vulva lips together under that well trimmed patch of pubic hair decorating her naked pussy.
>”Is my sweet boy having private time again~?” Mommy Sunset leaves your door wide open because no one else lives here anyway.
>How could you NOT continue stroking yourself under the covers while seeing Mommy Sunset like this?
>Your gaze feasts itself upon her beautiful open-robe full-frontal nudity.
>Mommy Sunset swings the womanly curves of her wide fertile hips a little from each step towards you making her huge soft bountiful bare tits enticingly jiggle~.
>She actively encourages you to stare at her huge swaying naked breasts as she climbs into bed with you with a soft murmur: “You don’t need to rub yourself all alone when mommy is right here, sweetheart~.” Her warmth radiates onto you through her bare softness pressing right against you… “C’mon, one more practice date with mommy…”
>You had your boxers around your thighs while alone, but Mommy Sunset is sure to wrangle you under the covers until she tosses those boxers to the floor.
>Mommy Sunset’s own larger and softer thighs clamp on either side of your pelvis, her gentle yet authoritative hands guiding your wrists away from your crotch as she takes over…
>You feel your weeping tip poke her supple vulva, which gets an accidental whimper out of her.
>As her sweet whipped-cream-scented panting graces your face, your downward gaze fixes on her large bare adult breasts mashed together by her arms just above her hands deciding where yours go next as the cold rain battering the roof outside gets louder.
>The destination you’re encouraged to grab and hold on for dear life is the big supple cheeks of Mommy Sunset’s bare plump rear as she wraps you up underneath her robe too with her soft warm curvy body on top of you~.
>”Mommy’s here, sweetie…” She gives you no time to respond before her impatiently deepening kiss tangles her tongue with yours.
>You melt into the whipped-cream-flavored kiss, tasting everything Mommy Sunset is tasting as your lips crash and latch together around your dancing tongues.
>That rain outside had actually postponed the date, but what started during it had postponed your school attendance until next week after the postponed weekend date.
>Mommy Sunset proceeds to get herself into position on top of you and make her naked pussy envelop your erect cock…
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>>43267269
>The warmth inside of your bedroom making your window fog up is still cool compared to the heat between your naked bodies pressed together inside both the covers and Mommy Sunset’s open robe~.
>This was merely one of many “practice dates with mommy” where she keeps your balls drained and heightens your member’s endurance.
>This one was the two of you in the bed.
>The one after it is the two of you in the shower several hours later.
>After Mommy Sunset guided you into the bathroom that’s now currently doorless until you two share your first shower together, she would start dancing in her wide open robe showcasing her sexy naked body while you didn’t even try to hide this time.
>You stood naked right in front of your adoptive mother and openly masturbated to her, holding no secrets as she let her bountiful naked boobies slip all the way out once again, before sliding the robe off her shoulders and down her arms until it reached the floor…
>All those minutes you had spent humping eachother under the covers are washed away by all the minutes you spend lathering one another up under the hot water, your extremely curious hands sliding all over Mommy Sunset’s smooth bare slippery skin while groping and gently squeezing Mommy Sunset’s soft bare slippery tits and ass~.
>Those same beautiful tits and ass you played with under the covers while losing your cock’s restraint to Mommy Sunset’s pussy, are now jiggling and glistening in the pale overhead light while your hands continue to knead them~.
>Just as she tended to your erection you’d been stroking in bed, Mommy Sunset lovingly tends to the boner her wet slippery nudity gave you while sharing the shower with you…
>Both of these practice dates with Mommy Sunset end exactly the same way… with her knowing full well what she needs to do to overwhelm your erect cock’s endurance she helped build and nudge you out of your own control and into your orgasm…
>You tried to hold back, but you can only do this successfully on your real-time date with CHS Sunset under you.
>But these two practice dates come back to grab you on the ass with each encouraging push from Mommy Sunset as she helps you make the car rock back and forth harder.
>She now forces your ejaculation upon you once more, just like the practice dates in the bed and shower.
>Under the covers, your hips had thrust upwards against her gentle bodyweight.
>In the shower, your whimpers echoed off of the tile walls she cornered you against as soon as she felt your cock lose the last of its restraint.
>Sunset’s quivering pussy thirstily contracts around your wildly jolting and twitching cock in mindless excitement… both of your orgasms coaxing the best out of one another~.
>Your twitching and spurting becomes urgent…
>The consequences of what this will surely bring can be addressed all three of you working together.
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>>43267270
>The first day back at school is a sluggish one, but you carried yourself through those front doors through the blur that is everything you do before you're finally sitting in homeroom.
>The rest of today is about to be a blur anyway, you've been through this before, just for vastly less interesting reasons than the one today.
>Feeling like you won't even find out whether you had homework over the weekend or not until if a zero shows up on your report card a month from now.
>Only thing you're worried about is trying to figure out if this school desk is comfortable enough to sleep in and if the teacher will let you stay here throughout first period when no one else is using the room yet.
>That lethargic wishful thinking in your head cries out yes and yes.
>Going to your first period class would feel like catching a flight.
>And your eyelids feel heavier than the bags under your eyes.
>Despite all this, you swallow your grouchiness and give your eager classmates a quick nod when they ask how your weekend went.
>Your wordless answer had no details, but it said more than enough alongside the tired expression.
>"Yo, did you two bone?" Thunderbass asks the question he already knows the answer to.
>The nod from before answered that before he asked anyway.
>There were already theories about what you and Sunset did together after your date by the time it's third period.
>Your eyes may be eager to shut as your meandering the hallways and melting into the classroom desk chairs, but your ears are still wide open.
>Sound alone wouldn't be enough to get you to wake up and jump out of the chair should you fall asleep for the fifth time so far today.
>All the jocks and other male classmates watch your lethargic sluggishness as though it's a badge of honor.
>Being drained in this way will only be seen as more of an achievement in heir college years.
>Right now, the only achievement you can see is making it to the end of the day.
>You'd sneak into a hallway closet or somewhere like that to sleep through the rest of the day if you had enough energy to use the brainpower to plan how to pull that off.
>Let alone go through with pulling that off.
>Maybe a couple of the guys will help you stay undetected long enough to sleep some of your grogginess off.
>You want to ask them to pat you on the back even more, so you'd stay awake.
>"I'm happy for you, man." Thunderbass says to you yet again at lunch, probably assuming you weren't awake the first time he said it to you.
>"Hey, how was her... you know?" Asks Ted, nudging your arm.
"I uh... I don't really wanna talk about Sunset like that." You admit. "That's not what it sounds like, it's just... she and I kinda share something now. You know?"
>You'd have worded that better had you been more awake, but you plan to do so after you've gotten proper sleep.
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>>43267271
>"Nah, I get what you mean." Thunderbass nods. "You got like, feelings and stuff involved, then. Right? Like, deeper feelings."
"Pretty much. I'm just happy that Sunset and I got all that out of the way."
>Both you and the other guys are thinking it without bringing it up, but only you know for a fact that you aren't just talking about one of the Sunset Shimmers.
>What good would bragging do?
>You've been drained past the point of giving a shit about that, and are really just glad something like /that/ happened to you.
>The way you slouch and rest your face onto the lunch table should say enough on your behalf anyway.
>Better to just let that answer Ted's question anyway.
>It's not long before they start talking to eachother about other things anyway, to your tired delight.
>Not caring about the bell that soon sounds, you aren't out of your seat until someone has to help you up.
>Just a happy lil ragdoll getting dragged around his schoolday.
>All the way into the bus seat where a couple of the other guys just sort of sit nearby and almost guard you from anyone who might bother you.
>They're already done asking questions, it's really just come down to the fact now that they simply understand.
>They're 'being bros', in a way.
>And that's perfectly fine; you get to sleep with your head resting upon your backpack now, so you're 100% in favor of this.
>Your jacket makes for a perfect blanket, your backpack makes for a perfect pillow.
>Not without the help of how on-the-verge-of-passing-out you are.
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>>43266866
I'm still here. Will make the next thread soon with Pinkie as the OP again I guess. Then I'll post the green with her and then the Windy Whistles green and then whatever I said I'd do next in the post from however long ago where I listed my query of projects.

Hope I didn't miss anyone.
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>>43267273
Nice epilogue
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>>43267611
Beautiful Fluttershy
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