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>>43187222
Moments before Angel attacks in a jealous rage.

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>>43186716
"Is Spike in the kitchen, basement, deck?"
>"Calm down, Anon."
>Twilight trots over to you and tries to calm your rapid breathing.
>"Did you run all the way here?"
"Yes!"
>Slap your mouth shut, that was way louder than intended.
>"Ok, just take a deep breath. I learned this from my dear foalsister."
>Oh my God, please Twilight, don't waste your time like this.
>Your foalsister is the one causing you problems!
>She puts her hoof close to her barrel then breathes out.
>You don't have time to react.
>The door slams open, with you on it.
>Pancaked into the wall, you hear several fillies.
>"I don't see him."
>"Nope."
>"Bye Ms. Twilight."
>The door closes, and you flop down flat as a place mat.
>Slowly, you pull yourself together.
>Twilight picks you up.
>"Why is there a cloud outside the library?"
"A cloud seed got used in the town fountain. Spike? Please."
>"He's helping Rarity today."
>Rarity?
>She was at the event helping Sweetie Belle.
>Spike wasn't there, he might be at the boutique doing some mundane choir like a simp.
>"Anon, are you in trouble?"
"Just me against the world."
>"'I am against the world', would work better."
"I know the correct grammar, I wanted to break the rules."
>"Ah yes, classics do tend to do that.
>Twilight holds a scroll close to her heart.
"Can you teleport me there, please?"
>She tilts her head.
>"You trust me to do that? Most ponies are not keen on that."
"Yes."
>Twilight smiles as her horn glows.
>"Just tell me all about this when you're done. I'm sure it'll be a greater letter to Princess Celestia."
>Yeah, that's the plan.
>With a *bamp* you appear before Rarity's shop.
>Quickly look around, the cloud is already starting to rise.
>Slip inside, cringe when the bell dings and quickly close the door behind you.
>"Sorry, didn't you see the sign? The store is closed for now. Oh hi, Anon! What brings you here?"
>Spike is covered in glitter and dust.
"Just the dragon I'm looking for. I need to send a message to Princess Celestia."
>"I dunno. I'm busy filtering gem glitter through a pan. Rarity wants the finer ones drudged out."
"I can write the letter. You just send it to her."
>He shrugs.
>"Suit yourself. Don't write anything that'll get yourself in trouble."
>You already are in trouble.
>Steal a feather pin and one of her finest notary document page.
'Dear Princess Celestia,
How are you?
I'm fine.
No wait, I'm not fine.
Cadance is trying to wring me out for information. She saw you looking at one of my visions. Please stop her.
Sincerely,
Your number one problem foal
Anon
PS I think I beat Twilight at this point for problem foal. Autistic I think she still has me beat.'
>Hoof it over to Spike.
"Please send."
>With a burst of flame, the spell sends the letter out like a puff of smoke.
>A pony could have seen that, so you duck behind some cover.
>Just need time before Celestia gets here.
>Sure enough, the bell rings.
>"I thought I saw something, Spike what are you doing here?"
>Scootaloo.

>>43187410
https://ponepaste.org/11841
Paste for the new thread.

>>43187282
Anonstallion grooming Anonfilly after Anonmare left but they're all grown ass men in pony bodies so its just gay roleplay

>>43187276
Has a "won't someone ask them if they're related" joke been made yet?

>>43187445
kek

>>43187410
I hope Spike is brigth enough to understand that he shouldn't rat Anon out. He can think this far when he wants to, unless the idiot ball has been handed to him in any particular situation.

>9

>>43187417
>https://ponepaste.org/11841
This needs to be added to the OP!

>>43188318
it is! I made sure check the anonstallion tag for ponepaste and add it in before creating the new thread. It's in the Wingedanon section.

>>43188530
Thanks!

>>43187276
cute anonpony family

>Page 8 in an hour

>>43187410
I love your green, keep it up!

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>>43189406
unf, I want to rape anonstallion's ass

>>43189501
Not... not Zecora's?

>>43189537
only after I'm done with him.

>>43189406
Cute zebra! Now let's see them kissing.

>>43189406
Love the art between anon and zecora reminds me of the story of A question mark tAll written by Mirta showing them first meeting and attempting to be in love together I hope they'll continue with that story someday so it's no longer be in hiatus.

>>43189406
But I want a cure for autism.

>>43189599
If you cure your autism, you would stop liking ponies

>>43189605
Why do you come to this holy place speaking lies?

>>43189537
NTA, but I would both.

>>43189605
wrong. I always love ponies no matter what!

>>43187410
>And where there is Scootaloo, there are--"
>"Hi, Spike!"
>"Howdy, Spike."
>Wow, Sweetie Belle's voice just won't stop cracking.
>Look at what's around you in this dressing room.
>Scarfs, towels, saddles, shoe boxes.
>What do you do?
>"Oh hi girls. I was just doing some work for Rarity."
>"And that weird smoke leaving the place?"
>"I blew fire. Don't worry, it won't catch anything on fire."
>You can hear them shuffling around the place.
>Looking under random stuff.
>Start tossing together a costume.
>The mirror gives you a good idea with what you're working with.
>It's idiotic.
>Which means its going to work.
>The curtain is ripped wide open.
>Sweetie Belle looks up at you, and tilts her head.
>"Oh I'm sorry mister. Didn't mean to bother ya."
>Politely closes the curtain.
>Wait a beat.
>"Sweetie Belle! Somepony is here!?"
>The curtain is thrown open as the three fillies look at you.
"Well howdy fillies. Was just testing out my suit. Yup sir-ye."
>Pitching your voice down, you gangly walk out into the lobby.
>You got a top hat on, four shoe boxes taped to your hooves, pants (cause you know that's weird), a paper-mache mustache, bottle glasses, and a mop head under the hat.
>There's no way they're going to buy it.
>"Sorry mister. Have you seen a green colt?"
>"Anon, have you seen Anon?"
>Never mind, it is one of those days.
"Can't say that I have little fillies. Go on and play now."
>They look at each other and give a determined nod.
>As the CMC gallop out the door, Applebloom stops.
>She looks up at the 'close' sign, then back to you, then back up at the sign.
>Try to grin as politely as possible.
"Couldn't line up our schedule today. Spike was helping Rarity with my business."
>Spike belches fire.
>A letter appears in his claws.
>"Oh look, Anon! Princess Celestia is heading this way right now."
>Glare fire and death on the little drake.
>He blinks owlishly.
>"Oops."
>"Fillies! It's him!"
>Flee up the stairs, open Sweetie Belle's door and slam it shut.
>Then quietly sneak inside Rarity's room and close it quietly.
>Hear them gallop up the stairs.
>"Hey stay out of there. Only after at least three dates can we play house in my room."
>Does Rarity keep any useful tools in her room?
>That's when you trip over Opalescence.
>She hisses vengeance and the claws go flying.
>Panicking, you open the window to fly out avoiding the angry cat.
>Just get a little claw swipe on your tail.
>And now you're back out in the open.
>Pinkie yells out.
>"There he is! He's lasted long enough to make a new Ponyville record. Give Anon a round of applause."
>All you get are hisses of fury from many fillies.
>Tough crowd.
>That's when someone grabs your hind hooves.
>Scootaloo just jumped out of the other bedroom window to get you.
>"No escaping this time."
>There is a meow of fury.
>Both of you turn to see Opalescence leaping out at you both.
>Needless to say, you both scream.
>You two dodge in opposite directions, which ends quickly for her since she can't fly.

>>43190062
>>"Anon, have you seen Anon?"
I kek'd.

>>43190062
>Spike fucks it up as expected
Well, he tried at least.

>>43190272
At least he didn't do it on purpose. He's a good kid, really.

>>43187222
Nice.

>>43190279
Still a simp and a wage slave for Rarity without the wage.