I-I think...I accidentally killed Discord.
I kinda doubt it.
This sounds like an absolute win!...you do mean the app, right?
>>43194697Slut
>>43194697holy shit...
Would there seriously be any negative consequences for Equestria if Discord does?
Nope, still logged in.
>>43194697Hooway!
>>43195302If Discord does what?
>>43196502dies.and how even do you kill a god? he'd dodge any bullet or use cartoon physics, he'd turn a H bomb into a balloon and use the helium to raise his voice.let me see.>see discord laid on the floor with a tear of blood coming from his mouth.>he's not moving, not breathing>“Hey come on, he's faking it! hahah the motherf-”>he's not. no heartbeat, dilated pupils>“he's not.”>look at the face of a once smiling creature, joking, goofy, absolutely crazy and don't think one second of him being a villain anymore.>stay there, silent, terrified, sad. powerless.>“how did this happen?”>“ zapped him accidentally when he appeared in the palace's library, I got surprised, I shot. Didn't pay attention”>“i would have done the same, anyone else knows? royal guards? secret services?”>“only you. not even Shiny” she said>thinking what to do. make the corpse disappear? make it public afterall it's an accident.
>>43196547Than you can see discord off camera poiting at them as he is looking at the viewer>damn, i’m really glad to not be that guy…