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Basically My little pony frien(...) 04/26/26(Sun)10:16:53 No.43202009

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Basically My little pony friendship is magic Anonymous 04/26/26(Sun)10:16:53 No.43202009

Twilight: Oh no! The flyders are tuning everypony into cocoons! In order to stop them, a female who is at least part unicorn must recite this ancient text while wearing lipstick. Well I don't wear lipstick, so count me out.
Rarity: Not two worry Twilight darling, I got this.
Rarity memorizes the text, puts on lipstick, and begins too recite Gilbert Gottfried's drunken farmer joke.
Flyder 1: Quick, shut her up!
Flyder 2 turns every member of the mane six into cocoons except Rarity.
Flyder 1: I'm talking about the one wearing lipstick!
Flyder 2: I can't!
Flyder 1: Why not?!
Flyder 2: I just CAN'T!
Rarity finishes the joke which causes the flyders to die of aids and undo all the damage they done.
Twilight: Thanks Applejack.
Rarity: It's Rarity.
Twilight: Tomatoes tomotoes. Dear Princess Celestia, I ain't learn shit because I'm still an alicorn. Fuck you, Twilight Sparkle.