/mlp/ - >OH~! OH~! >WRESTLE-MARE-NIA! >FIGHTIN' TO SURVIVE - Pony

Anonymous

04/27/26(Mon)22:38:55 No.43205529

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Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:38:55 No.43205529 Archived

>OH~! OH~!
>WRESTLE-MARE-NIA!
>FIGHTIN' TO SURVIVE!
>PUMP IT UP! PUMP IT UP!

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:49:19 No.43205551

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:49:19 No.43205551

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LISTEN HERE, HARVEY THE WONDER HAMSTER

I'M GIVING YOU A HOUSE CALL SO YOU BETTER PICK UP THE RING I'M GIVIN' YOU, OH YEAH

YOU THINK I EVER FORGOT ABOUT THAT PIN YOU PUT ON ME? OH NO, THE MACHO MAN, HE NEVER FORGET

HE GOT THE BRAINS OF AN ELEPHANT, AND THE TRUNK OF AN ELEPHANT, AND THE SKIN OF AN ELEPHANT, YEAH, AND LEMME TELL YOU, HARVEY, THIS PACHYDERM IS ABOUT TO PACK YOU INTO A COFFIN, YEAH

I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR TRICKS NOW, HARVEY

FLUTTERSHY, TELL'EM

TELL HARVEY, FLUTTERSHY

ᵒʰ, ᵘᵐᵐ... ʷᵉˡˡ... ᵐʳ. ʷᵒnᵈᵉʳ ʰᵃᵐˢᵗᵉʳ, ˢᶦʳˀ ᵘʰʰ... ᵐʳ. ˢᵃᵛᵃᵍᵉ ᶦˢ... ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒnnᵃ... ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒnnᵃ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵒʷn ᵒn ʸᵒᵘʳ... ʸᵒᵘʳ, ᵉᵐᵐ... ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵘᵗᶦᵉ ᵖᵃᵗᵒᵒᵗᶦᵉ...ˀ

THAT'S RIGHT, HARV

I'M GONNA MAKE IT SO YOUR BACKSIDE AIN'T SO CUTE NO MORE

THIS AIN'T ABOUT A TITLE, NAW

THIS IS ABOUT INTEGRITY, YEAH, ABOUT HONOR, AND PRIDE, OH YEAH

SO YOU BETTER GET READY, "WONDER HAMSTER", BECAUSE I'M GONNA FLATTEN YOU INTO WONDER BREAD, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOAST, HARVEY

YOU, THE MAT, TEN SECONDS FLAT, OH YEAH

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)03:06:20 No.43205887

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)03:06:20 No.43205887

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>>43205529
You know they say that all mares are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Donut Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another baker, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a party animal and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Mulia Mild to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Snack-crifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Mulia Mild KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Donut Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Snack-crifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Snack-crifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)10:13:25 No.43206522

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)10:13:25 No.43206522

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