Is someone watching me?
>>43205906>hey Quick Draw look! a cute leetle pony, you think she single?>well gee Baba Looey I dunno lets go ask her and see
>>43205906>*clears throat* uhh excuse me madam the names Quick Draw McGraw, sheriff Quick Draw McGraw. Me and deputy Baba Looey here would like to know if we could uhh interest you in a couple of drinks and, heh maybe something more?
>>43205906>chess something more like filling your ponut with leetle seeds from our chimichanga's! actually that doesn't sound so bad we could all go out to eat burritos and then make leetle burritos in bed hee hee
>>43205972>sure little buddy but the baby slot is underneath the ponut and besides I'm sheriff so I get to breed her first
>>43205972>>43205980>I'm not having sex with a literal retard who can't shoot straight and his gay esl butt buddy
>>43205986>c-can't shoot straight?! oh yeah? watch this!
>>43205990>*BANG*... huh well that was weird...>jaja Quick Draw you can't shoot the gun you don't have no hands only hooves>so it seems little buddy so it seems...
>>43205998>ugh fuckin' mud ponies, actually no CORRECTION you two aren't even ponies. creature-questria was a mistake and you two should LEAVE.
>>43206007>aw maaaan, how we gonna get our churros dipped now?
>>43206014>well don't fret little buddy we can always ask out the other ponies>oh chess the other ponies will surely have mucho sexo with us!>well sure they will I mean who could possibly resist a big ol' sheriff and his cute deputy?
>>43206023>no the great and powerful trixie does not in fact have "sexo" with special ed horses let alone a fucking donkey
>>43206023>umm I don't mean to be rude but umm your carts bullhorns are kinda in bad taste and well umm I don't see me having a erm "threesome" with you two... sorry
>>43206023>oh yeah sure like I'm gonna fuck you two PARTY CRASHERS! I mean seriously a noise complaint? IN THE EVERFREE FOREST OF ALL PLACES?! can't ponies just party around once in a while?
>>43206023>have sex with either of you? and for what a cheap drink and street food? what an absurd proposition and besides I'm not letting that little donkey anywhere near my marehood so I suggest you two leave
>>43206044my only regret was forgetting to sage my pinkie post which bumped the thread but I have absolutely no regrets hijacking glimmerfags slide thread
>>43206055How do you know it's a glimmyfag? Thank you for the nostalgia hit. Hanna Barbera cartoons and their style of humor will always hold a special place in my heart.I'm a glimmyfag though so here's my mandatory minimum +1 bump for any glimmythread I see.
>>43206044Hilarious that THIS is the post they choose to remove.
>>43206007based racist Starlight
>>43205906There is an ever expanding circle of dead grass emanating from Glimmy's rear end...
>>43205906>rape
>>43206861Equestria first.
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The rare good Glimmer thread
Glimmer thread with no gas?
>>43205906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZYkino song
Glimmy is watching (You)
>>43207509How uncouth, it is rude to stare at a lady's behind!