>Hello, my name is Hugh Mann, How do you do fellow human. So...that Fluttershy sure is beautiful and very cute and kind don't you think? Tell me what your thoughts are of that extremely attractive and demure mare, Anon. You know, Human to Human.
>>43208997>and demure mare, Anon?Daaaymm, Anon's a mare? Give me that green bussy NOW!
I don't know how to tell her this because she's a nice pony, but when she walks around town her tail's angled in such a way that everyone can see her bits. She'd be mortified if she knew so I've just not mentioned it to her.
>>43208997"Fluttershy, how come you have a Jewish accent all of a sudden?">"Because Griffons have big noses too.""Jesus Christ.">"Is anti-semitism your fetish?""Fuck yeah, it is.">And then you both fucked.>She asked for cab fare afterwards.
Ayo! What's happening eh? Oh sorry I didn't introduce myself. Names Phil...Phil Lilly but my friends just call me Philly for short. So, how you ding? Doing human stuff and all that. Say Anon, you look like a reasonable human. What do you think of Rainbow Dash eh? Super cool am I right? The coolest if you ask me and she totally would be cool with you saying that too. Might even give you an autograph and a kiss if you play your cards right and that Scootaloo is pretty cool too don't you think? You should buy her a beer to try.
>>43209278Well, this Philly fella certainly seems like a trustworthy chap. Far better than that Hugh Mann character. I think I will buy Scootaloo that beer.
>>43209008>stalag ficshynYou're making me feel like doing something unwise.
