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You instantly gain $50M USD, and a powerful alicorn who wants to kill you materializes into existence 100km from your current position. The alicorn has the following abilities:
1. All spells seen on fim minus time travel stuff
2. Flight and strength powers typically expected of an alicorn (except Celly lol)
3. The ability to speak all human languages
4. Knowledge of your position at the time you push the button (but not after)
The alicorn cannot be bargained with or seduced, and is immune to Earthly pathogens.
Do you push the button?
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>rape
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>>43211566
I pay her $50M USD for sex, and she can kill me after but only if we concieve a foal
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>>43211566
I smash the button as many times as possible to bring swarms of alicorns to Earth.

In the afterlife, I'll ask Discord to bring me back in honor of all the chaos I caused.
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Depends on whether or not she's concerned with collateral damage. If she's not, I press it somewhere really crowded, like Times Square on New Year's. She doesn't know what I look like, so she's never going to find me if I manage to slip away undetected.



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