It's Merry's month!
Rare green mare.
>>43212224Not very rare. More like extremely underappreciated.
>>43212224Where is her maretooth?
>>43212238Picture was taken before the maretooth mania.
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>>43212214I don't care
>>43212214I care.
>>43212238If you look at the bottom left corner of that picture, you'll notice that is dated 2014. That's long before the maretooth craze, which began in late 2024. A whole decade have passed between when was the picture taken and Merry getting a maretooth for herself.
>>43212242>>43213051I know the users on this board are autistic. But I meant WHERE THE FUCK is her mare tooth? Absolute buffoons.
>>43213071>>user(s)>he doesn't know
>>43213077Beep boop fellow anon.
>>43213071It's a forced meme, only rewatch trannies like it so they can spam the board with it like everything else they do.
>>43213051Unf. I want her to pressure me into marrying her if I don’t she will bite me on the neck.
>>43213051She's a VAMPIRE?!
>>43213093>rewatchschizo is back>right after tfschizo goes silentSeriously do you obsessed retards take turns on shitting up the board or something
>>43213671also just as slopschizo posts his usual garbage mare threads.
>>43213675And the guy obsessed with a random namefag is back too after months of silence. What do you faggots talk about in your discord when you're not having meltdowns here?
>>43213678only slopschizo is obsessed with his own schizos he makes up like """tfschizo""". go get drunk on vodka, pidor.
>>43213681And of course every poster you don't like is your boogeyman in disguise. What else is new
MERRY MAY MORE LIKE MERRY GAY
>>43213684same can be said for you making up boogeyman
>>43213689If you've been in any thread even slightly related to HiE or Anon this past month you'd know who I was talking about.
>>43213690And of course every poster you don't like is your boogeyman in disguise. What else is new
>>43213694>no uAh, so it is you. I know I'm being hypocritical based on what I just said but you're unmistakable.
can you guys stop fighting and post the cute mare instead please thank you
>>43213703She looks like she fucks human men.
>>43213703She looks like she fucks stallions.
Yep, same exact tftranny schizo. "Made up" boogeyman my ass. Time for thirty posts of shitflinging before janny sweeps it up and three days of silence before we do it all over again.
>>43213702Slopschizo, we know its you. No need to try to hide.
>>43213714My question is why now? You haven't mentioned this particular namefag in months, just arguing for your little tf crusade without it. Now suddenly he's behind everything again? What is your mindset?
>>43213717>still trying to hide itAh, so it is you. I know I'm being hypocritical based on what I just said but you're unmistakable.
>>43213713>HiEtranny dilatingHere's your (You)
>>43213720>no u like a fucking child againAnswer the question. I can assure you I'm not "slopschizo", but I've argued with you on at least five separate occasions now.
>>43213732Slopschizo is mad. We know you're here because you're the only one who makes these "threads".
>>43213734>my boogeyman is the only one who posts ponies on the pony boardIt's the first day of May. Merry May. God fucking damn how autistic are you
>>43213736You say as you just were screeching about another boogyman, slopschizo.
>>43213740Because you did the exact same no u thing you've done to me several times?
>>43213745The exact same thing you're doing? Do you even think to read what you're typing out?
>>43213750When have I ever mockingly typed out one of your posts verbatim like you've done three times in this very thread?
>>43213755the same you accuse me of being a boogeyman of whatever you don't like which you are accusing me of doing despite you doing the same thing
>>43213758Yes, and I already admitted I was being hypocritical, but it's obvious who you are. I wasn't even accusing anyone ITT of being the tfschizo at first but you got butthurt and decided to argue over it.
>>43213763much like you arguing over not being slopschizo despite being in one of slopschizo's threads
ok i guess ill have to do it myself
>>43212214>Yet another thread hijacked by "le schizos"
>>43213768I'm truly not, but you're too mentally ill to be convinced otherwise. Think what you want.
>>43213779You make it too obvious, slopschizo.
>>43213781Because only one person could ever post ponies on the pony board, right?
>>43213790people are posting ponies but you make it too blatant with your marespam when you pop out out of hiding.
>>43213796Like I said before, it's the first of May. There is a background pony named Merry May. The thread has a reason to exist.
>>43213801there is literally no topics to talk about some literal who background pony that slopschizo obsesses over for like a day. It's going to be another dead necrobump thread.
>>43213805I'm not going to dignify this ESL word salad with a proper response. Shouldn't you speak better English than the person you're accusing of being a Russian namefag?
>>43213811Why should I spend my time putting any "effort" in slopschizo's thread?
>>43213813>speaking half decent English on an English speaking forum>effort
>>43213816
>>43213801Nope it's the same rewatch tranny, posting in the other shit mare thread the same spam too.
>>43213826>*Nope, it's the same rewatch tranny posting the same spam in the other shit mare threads.ARE ALL OF THESE SCHIZOS FUCKING BROWN
>>43213805you are mean to her :(
>>43213831At least noiggers have one singular drawfag who can consistently contribute to their necrobump image dumps about a literal who that only pedophiles in brazil obsess over
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/0DpCKpLQUAw?t=12
>>43213707I wonder who would make her look like that?...
>>43212214I like thumbnail :)
>>43214724As we know, there are no humans in Equestria. However there is a certain green unicorn that has been obsessed with humans since her foalhood. She loved doing numerous sketches of various human body parts in her workbooks, particularly hands, drawing attention of both her teachers and her peers. She never did get over her obsession, in fact in became evem stronger as she grew up.Not even that, her humanphilia got followers: mares sharing her view that humans ("hoomans") or "humies" exist, and the males make for the perfect husbands for mares. Lyra Heartstrings would often engage in displays of lesbian affection with mares about to become humanphiles. That's how she married Bon Bon too.One day, when she and Merry were judges at the swimming contest, Lyra felt like craving mare intimacy. So she proceeded to show Merry that human body is perfect for mare pleasure. The young green pegasus didn't feel like resisting her at all. Lyra might be a schizo, but she's a very pretty, sexy and charismatic one. She was happy to relieve her fellow cute mare's urges and return Lyra's affection.When the finger of Lyra's magical hand entered Merry's ponut, Merry was fully convinced that those funny, yet cute monkey-like aliens from Lyra's sketchbooks were built to please and pamper mares. Lyra would then demonstrate more parts of a human male's body and how good they feel, as she had hot steamy lesbian sex with Merry, full of mutual love, lust, and a desire to fuck a "humie colt" for hours and hours. That's why Merry May looks like she fucks human men.But that's all mixing up causality and correlation. Mares are hardwired to find beings that have neotenious features (small foal-like eyes), digits looking perfect to please mares in certain areas, and salty skin highly attactive. Humans are an idea simply because of mares looking for perfect husbands. Lyra and Merry are simply a couple among many mares who think "hooman colts" are hot. Ironically enough, the owner of >>43213703 and an artist of more than 1 art ITT himself told me when I contacted him recently: "Alle Stuten schlafen sowohl mit Stuten, als auch mit Menschen."
>Merry loreA very shy mare, growing to be bolder with help of her friends. She had no friends during her foalhood, being a very quiet and secluded filly, born from a pegasus mother and an earth pony father. She wasn't particularly great with her grades, and otherwise was a timid little wallflower mostly ignored by her peers.Finishing school and becoming an adult, she was employed at the weather factory, where she found her first friend in Sprinkle Medley. Thanks to Medley, she also quicky bonded with Parasol, Dizzy Twister and Cloud Kicker, with whom she spends most of her time. However she's still a shy mare who rarely goes out from her home in the ground (she lives in Ponyville rather than Canterlot). With Medley, her shyness is gone as Merry trusts her greatly and feels the most comfortable being with her. And because of Medley and Kicker, her friend circle is starting only expand beyond a few pegasi at the factory.Her friend circle also include Star Hunter, one of the boys at the factory. However due to her shyness, she's pathologically unable to ask him out. Her friends could help her grow some teats for that, but...If you thought that Merry May looks like she fucks human men, she absolutely does. Lyra's schizo babbling about humans gains followers, including Merry and her mare friends. Separating those two words is questionable, as by their nature, mares are quick to engage in "strong feminine friendships".Merry got her cutie mark at a quite late age. She cleared her parents' garden from stray clouds that kept raining on it, getting three suns on each of her flank as a result.She's into metal and rock, genres that scratch an itch in an otherwise highly sensitive mare. To scratch her sensitive side, she's into sappy romance. One of reasons Lyra's hooman colt preaching strikes a chord with Merry.She LOVES sweets. Fucking adores them. Because of the way how her staying at her home and her work at the factory is balanced, plus a friend circle of sporty mares, she's not fat, but her hips give many earth ponies a run for their money (see OP pic). And it's not like pegasi have flat plots, either. Loves tea and coffee, as long as the latter is with sugar. And preferably milk, too.She smells like lavender. Her coat is fluffy and soft, just like most pegasus coats are. Her milk has a sweet, sugary undertaste, as a consequence of her having quite a sweet maretooth.Her marepussy tastes like melon and lavender. Her favorite sex positions are cowgirl, as it allows you to admire her body at the same time as she can admire yours. She also loves reverse missionary, due to the intimacy and sensuality it brings, allowing her to kiss you and fondle your face, and receive reciprocation.Her thrusting style is quick and rough. However she's not into sadomaso stuff, when she's on top she prefers emphasizing on sensuality and love.
>>43215105Didn't read + she smells bad
>>43215126Lavender smells good. If you sniff lavender and think it smells bad, maybe you REALLY need to take a shower.
>>43215105>non-spoilerbased>spoilercringe
>>43215136>he wouldn't let Merry ride him after guzzling her melon-lavender flavored squah soup and then drink her sweet milkngmi
>>43215154unf warm and straight from the tap
