Befriend mares.Befriend stallions.Befriend fillies.Befriend colts.Befriend the elder ponies.Do not tempt mares away from monogamy.Do not have homosexual relations with stallions.Do not diddle the foals.Do not disrespect your elders.Any questions?
>>43215027Can I fuck the elderly mares?
What about stallions who see themselves as mares, or mares who see themselves as stallions?
>>43215027Many anons will fail to follow many of these rules.
>>43215027What about homosexual relations with mares
>>43215027How about dragons? Can I befriend dragons?
>>43215032They are treated for their body dysmorphia like a caring society should.
>>43215027How does the class system in Equestria work? Am I allowed to be friends with the Princesses?
>Do not have homosexual relations with stallions.So mares can fuck mares but stallions can't fuck stallions? Equestria really is a matriarchy...
>>43215046I didn't know they had pimozide in Equestria
>>43215057There are plenty of apothecaries in Equestria. And not to mention Zecora and the Pillar's treatments.
>>43215027But friendship means sex.
>>43215030Only if they are single. And carefully.>>43215032If a crossdressing stallion tricks you. You must stop any further advances once you find out. And a crossdressing mare will be off limits unless the disguise doesn't work.>>43215038Excellent.>>43215042The reverse is true for femanons. No homosexual relations with mares. And only monogamous relations with stallions.>>43215053That's a harder question to answer. Not every anon will be the same. But let's just say it's possible to befriend a princess. But it won't be a cake walk in most scenarios.>>43215056These rules are for anons. The ponies have their own rules.
>>43215027What about homosexual relations with griffons and hippogriffs?
>>43215090Creature relations are only allowable if you exile yourself from pony society. And if the creature you like lives in pony society they will need to leave with you. You are allowed to be as gay as you want.
>Do not diddle the foals.This one's kinda hard considering how... 'aggressive' they can be.
>>43215027>Befriend maresGreat!>Befriend stallionsOkay!>Befriend fillies>Befriend coltsI don't think you can truly "befriend" multiple children as an adult. More like becoming a father figure. At best.>Befriend the elder poniesYeah!>Do not tempt mares away from monogamyMares are naturally bi. They do that themselves and they also tempt you into herding with them. Not tempting them is fucking impossible. Fuck you.>Do not have homosexual relations with stallionsI'm not a faggot, I wasn't even planning.>Do not diddle the foalsOkay.>Do not disrespect your eldersWhy should I disrespect old ponies.>Any questions?OP, why are you gay?
>>43215046Really? I didn't know that. It's wonderful that Equestria gives everypony easy access to gender-affirming care.
>>43215027These are good rules.
>>43215027>Befriend mares.>Befriend stallions.>Befriend fillies.>Befriend colts.>Befriend the elder ponies.>Do not diddle the foals.>Do not disrespect your elders.Based.>Do not tempt mares away from monogamy.>Do not have homosexual relations with stallions.Cringe.
>>43215046Based Equestrian mares put them in a nut house until they are reversed to default settings.
>>43215577>Calls himself Twirapist>Calls fillydiddling cringe
>>43215577>Literal flaggot
>>43215027why can't I have homosex with stallions
>>43215512>LostSorry bucko.
>>43215813Lose deez nuts.
>>43215027Can I bee the town rapist?
>>43215822>Can I bee the town rapist?That would certainly create some buzz around town
>>43215822Buzz off, bug.
>>43215679fillies are little girls>>43215801gay
>>43215027Question 1: what makes you think you can tell me what to do?Question 2: why do you want to keep all these fag horses to yourself? You aren't planning to date more than one, are you?Question 3: What counts as disrespect? The last time I checked, old people were people like everybody else. Therefore, some of them are stupid as fuck and dangerous for themselves or for others. I'm not walking on eggshells around a 9000 years old lich who wants to turn ponies into an army of skeletons, nuh-uh.
>>43215071I don't think Twilight would agree with that, actually.
>>43215827bees aren't bugs.
>>43215822As long as you put your mind to it anon, can bee whatever you want anon.
>>43215027>Do not have homosexual relations with stallions.Your tempting the line with my coltwife Button Mash pal
>>43215981you're bugging me off
>>43216019Once more but less ESL
>>43216026This is a child
>>43215822No.
>>43215822You can try. But it won't end well for you.>>43215890>Question 1: what makes you think you can tell me what to do? It's a suggestion. I cannot tell you what to do when you go to Equestria. I am not a ticket-burner.>Question 2: why do you want to keep all these faghorses to yourself? You aren't planning to date morethan one, are you? This isn't about me. >Question 3: What counts as disrespect?Appreciate them as your elder. No need to worship them. But understand they came before you. Maybe you will learn something.
>>43216111I don't see the problem anon
