>What the heck is Anon doing here at my birthday party?
I wanted to come inside.
We have the same birthday. It's my party too.
>>43215204Just wanted to do... this!
>>43215204Oh my bad I didn't know that was a problem. Guess I'll take this large elegantly wrapped gift with me too...
>>43215236Reported for gore
>>43215236
>>43215204I'm here for the punchbowlDon't mind me
>>43215204Quiet you stupid horse. This is an American party. In America. All parties belong to America! In America.
>>43215204>she says as you and Pinkie Pie wheel in a cake the size of a minivan into the Treebrary>a cake you helped spent days making
>>43215278More like Amareica amirite
>>43215241She'd ask you to leave but to keep the present there.>>43215317This anon gets it.
>>43215204melon
>>43215317>It's your own fault for being such a freier, Anon. You should have asked for payment or an invitation or something.
>>43215777>You ask her to leave but to keep the cake there
>>43215204>tfw you hear this knowing that you're the stripper Pinkie hired
you folks ordered the stripper right?
>>43216407>>43216517>Pinkie, this time remember if someone's going to jump out of the cake, make sure to put them in AFTER you cook it.
>>43216524>"I can still rape them first though, right?">"We didn't say that."
>>43215204Fuck you bitch, I do what I want. Now excuse me while I consume all of the food and drinks you got.
>>43215204who is that alicorn and why does she think this is her party?
>>43215236Gottem.