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Glad to see 16 years on we still are asking the important questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvORF7FA_LI
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Idk if most of the fandom even really fully understands this, but mares have crazy good control over their vaginal muscles. Their looseness is completely irrelevant, they will be squeezing your dick tight with muscular grip anyway. Mares LITERALLY have more control over their hoo-hahs than any animal in the animal kingdom, except dolphins.

If a stallion is inside of a mare, she can literally squeeze him tight and then jerk him off, up and down, with just her pussy alone. With neither one of them moving the rest of their bodies at all. She can also rapidly rotate her pussy side-to-side in an alternating circular motion. She can literally vibrate the fucking thing (for short periods). And she can squeeze in alternate patterns of tight and loose, such as a front-to-back rippling motion that undulates your cock. They literally have full conscious control of all their insane fucking vaginal muscles, and can do all sorts of creative shit with them.

"Are they tight?" Dawg you do not even begin to understand the power of mare pussy if you're even asking that.
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>>43215430
That's incredible.
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>>43215430
the only people in the world who would even know this are ranchers and bronies
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>>43215430
The level of detail you write this with is concerning. Are you speaking from experience?
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>>43215430
How did we even find out about this? What would if feel like to stick your arm elbow deep inside a mare's canal?
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>>43215670
>What would if feel like to stick your arm elbow deep inside a mare's canal?
It would be extremely pleasurable
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>>43215660
Concerning he says
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>>43215430
>Dawg you do not even begin to understand the power of mare pussy if you're even asking that.
It's more of a question about how sexually active they are, rather than how pleasurable
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>yfw you realize the 'earth ponies have super strong muscles' thing applies to their vaginal muscles too
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>>43215974
>yfw your marewife orgasms on your dick and makes you a eunuch
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>>43215980
Nah you'll just make Dennis Rodman look like an amateur with how often your dick breaks. You'll go to the Ponyville clinic every single week and the nurses will groan and take you to the back in order to fit a comically large cast around your dick to let it heal, then a week later you'll take the cast off and your wife will wanna celebrate the occasion by having sex.
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The concept of becoming loose from too much sex is a meme anyway. It doesn't even work like that in real life for human women.
It's not surprising none of you know this though, considering you haven't had sex before.
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>>43216005
To be fair it's a popular myth and has been for decades so it makes sense that lots of people still believe it.
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>>43216005
3dpd propaganda
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>>43215430
God i hope every written word in this post is true.
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>>43216005
Birthing a child DOES make a woman loose though. And since in the past having sex always resulted in childbirth...
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>>43215276
But nobody in this thread has answered the question: which pony in equestria is tightest and which is loosest?
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>>43216044
The thightest?
Pumpking cake
The loosest?
Your mom
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>>43216025
fuck off LS
>>43216044
Sweebie is tightest
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>>43216044
Vinyl Scratch is tight, have you been to one of her parties? They're so cool!
I dunno who's loose though, ponies don't really sleep around.
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>>43215430
and all of this is WASTED on QUICKSHOT stallions, when there are perfectly good human males which can actually pleasure and drive a mare to orgasm (two things stallions are incapable of).
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>>43215276
The spooky link to the past music made me lose it.
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>>43215276
Luna is tight physically but loose in spirit due to all the dream sex.

You out Fluttershy in her one tier but discord made her loose af
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>>43215430
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>tranners
Disgusting
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>>43216504
My ancestor
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>>43215430
Old pasta, but if anyone's curious, there is literally no evidence whatsoever attesting to this wrt IRL horses or dolphins. Mammal vaginas are autonomic smooth muscle and do not confer fine control like skeletal muscles.

For dolphins this has actually been explicitly researched:
https://repository.library.noaa.gov/view/noaa/62401/noaa_62401_DS1.pdf
>The histological data revealed that the vaginal musculature consisted of smooth muscle, consistent with other mammals, leading us to conclude that vaginal contractions are likely under autonomic rather than somatic control.
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>>43216598
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>>43216605
I'm sorry, king.
Still, one may always find what he desires in the kingdoms of the mind
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>>43216598
>>43216605
>>43216614
Youre only half right. They probably can't do all those crazy muscle contractions but they can clamp down and humans do last longer.
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>>43215430
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>>43215670
You'll end up covered in her quash soup
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>>43216061
>eternally tight slut
ToT
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>>43216638
>but they can clamp down
that is likely just normal pelvic floor contraction of the variety most mammals can perform
still, it's enjoyable, and I'm sure getting a real horse kegel balls would go just fine for everyone involved
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>>43215430
This reads like hentai dialogue, I've heard of the power of horse pussy before but there's no way it can be that miraculous.
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>>43216819
Wait until you learn what effect HMD has on mares
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>>43216103
>ponies don't really sleep around.
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>>43216044
>tightest
Marble Pie
>loosest
Pinkie Pie
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>>43215430
They kind of "oomph" for a lack of a better word.
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>>43215430
I’ve heard horses are supposed to have immaculate pussies, but this is just ridiculous, Anon. It’s like a game of obscene telephone, lmao. From “did you know horses can ‘wink’” to whatever this is, lol.
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>>43217445
horses can't do this
ponies in Equestria can though
>t. my dick
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>>43215430
>stallion is inside of a mare, she can literally squeeze him tight and then jerk him off, up and down, with just her pussy alone. With neither one of them moving the rest of their bodies at all. She can also rapidly rotate her pussy side-to-side in an alternating circular motion. She can literally vibrate the fucking thing (for short periods). And she can squeeze in alternate patterns of tight and loose, such as a front-to-back rippling motion that undulates your cock. They literally have full conscious control of all their insane fucking vaginal muscles, and can do all sorts of creative shit with them.
Source?
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>>43215673
For her
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>>43215430
this is bs. mares get loose when they get horny - their pussy is built to accommodate a violently thrusting stallion
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>>43218371
IDK I dont think guys would groan so loud if they are loose.
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>>43218371
I'm not a horse fucking expert.
But from the very limited (2) stallion semen milking I have seen, the stallion doesn't seem to move much.
I mean, once he is in that is.
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>>43218371
>Anon is genuinely confused and thinks the automatic vagina opening and the conscious vaginal squeezing can't coexist and somehow disprove one other
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>>43219210
mechanistic vs associative thinking
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>>43215430
>>43216598
>it's all fake and gay
A pony robot vagina should be built to do at least this many milking motions, however.
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>>43219108
Do you get backgroumd cheked to get the stallion milker job?
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>>43216598
Why are you bringing up dolphin pussy to a horse pussy conversation you dumb fuck
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