Why don't you have a mare marefriend, Anon?
I already have a stallion marefriend, Cady.
>>43217084Because I already have a wife
>>43217084Send mares to Earth or me to Equestria.
>>43217087Wow, what a coincidence! She's my wife too!
>>43217084Mares around here keep inviting me to their 'diaper dungeon'I miss being invisible to females
>>43217084I'm too old for that shit.
I already have a stallion coltfriend, Cady.
>>43217084>Why don't you have a mare marefriend, Anon?Are you suffering from dementia? I literally fucked you just yesterday.
>>43217087>>43217110Actually, she's been married to me for the last 6 years.
>>43218193Sorry anon, but you must've been seeing things. Here's me and my wife!
>>43217087>>43217110>>43218193>>43218207Your wifes look eerily similar to my wife
>>43217084Fatty.
>>43217084They aren't real. You're not real... I don't want to be real.
>>43217084It's either you or no one, Caddy.
>>43219165>CaddyI'm sorry to say but I don't think she plays, let alone caddies.
>>43217084Because you guys still haven't Isekai'd me. Duh.
>>43217084The only girl I want to bang right now is not straight. She has a nice piece of ass but I have ethics and I don't want to get the same punishment as >Rape.
>>43220444>girlWasted get
>>43220444Mare marefriendThis has nothing to do with your ticket tearing, 3dpd chasing, degeneracy.
What's Cadence's relationship to Celestia? If I'm the Royal Consort, does that make me Cadence's... Uncle?
>>43219862They keep sending trucks to your city but you're indoors all the time!
>>43217084My beautiful marewife and I were getting drunk, I don’t know what you’re on about candy-ass
