>Maybe instead of being like a hunter-gatherer you can just you know gather? Don’t wanna like totally throw Equestrias ecosystem out of balance right? Plus gathering is so much more healthy for your vibe and helps your chakra flow more freely. Free like a river’s current.
>>43217959>"Fuck you, hippie. I'm becoming a pig farmer. All shall hail the Bacon King of Equestria!"
>rape
>Don’t listen to her Anon. Eat all the meat you can catch to supplement your diet. Then mate with this giraffe for fun like that cave painting shows!
>>43217981Is this her fetish? Does she know that I'm not a caveman?
>>43217959AWOOOOGA HIPPIE MARE SEX PLAP PLAP UNFFFF
>Be Anon.>In a bad mood.>Because nothing has been going right lately."Reality bites.">Tree Hugger offered (You) a small jar with pills in it.>"Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?"
>>43217986Shes your doctor and a superb doctor is supposed to encourage a healthy lifestyle. You need nutrients and a good sexual outlet to relieve stress and release endorphins. Hunting also keeps the brain active so it doesnt turn to mush due to inefficient mental stimulation.
>>43218071Look, Dr. Fauna, I'm not going to fuck a giraffe, especially not for fun. I manage my own stress just fine on my own.Plus that's not even a real cave painting. It's done in crayon, and I'm pretty sure you just drew that yourself.
>>43217981I am going to microwave a hotpocket
>>43217959I am going to have pony burgers with berry sauce for dinner today.
>>43217981Can I fuck you instead, miss?
>>43217959You smell like two month old bongwater go away
>>43219275
>>43219288I hope hes washing out her nasty dreadlocks into a proper, straight mane.
>Oats are great when you want to eat a thousand of something.
>>43217959What if I don't want to hunt OR gather?Are hayburgers free?
>>43218056Fukitol (250 mg)
>>43223133>hippie femdomHoly damn phoneposters are gayer than I thought
>>43223148>CBT>Facesitting>Cringe dialogueAlways the most boring box-ticking tropes from femdomfags.
DAMNIT PONYYOU HAVE LUPUS
>>43224160It's never lupus
>>43224200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P28ErxjBY4o
>>43217959How can a pony be an hippie when they all are literally vegetarian!?And i don’t recall ponykind had actual wars going on during the last stage of celestia’s era.
