>"TWIIIIILIIIGHT!!!">"I was drawing with Trixie but then she took the green c-crayon but I WANTED the green crayon and I told her to give it and—and then she said no and she AAATE IIITTT!!!"
Based Trixie!
>>43218971>I knew lead-based spells were a bad idea
>>43218971>It's only following Starlight's last outburst that Twilight shows any concern at all.>"Wait, she ate it?">"Yeah!" Starlight cries, wiping tears off of her face. "And then she--">"Which green crayon was it?">"What?">"Starlight, listen to me," Twilight says slowly. "Which green crayon was it?">"I don't know," Starlight says, shrugging. "Why?">"Because earlier this morning, I turned Anon into a crayon as part of our research.">"Really?">"Yes.">Starlight sniffles. "Why?">"Cause I like turning him into stuff.">"Okay...">"And the last time I saw him, he was a green crayon. So I need you to tell me everything you can remember about what happened between you and Trixie. Okay?">"Okay. I guess I can do that.">"Good. Because I'd hate to have to tell Princess Celestia that I let your magic student eat what was the last of an incredibly-endangered species.">"Right." Starlight frowns. "I imagine Fluttershy wouldn't be too happy about it either.">"Oh, no. Not at all. She'd probably cry.">Following a flash of lavender magic, a notepad and quill appear and begin levitating next to Twilight's head, the feather poised on the page and ready to start taking notes.>"So tell me everything," Twilight says, smiling at her. "Start from the beginning, and spare no detail.">"Well, I'm not sure.">"Think carefully. What did the crayon look like?">Starlight thinks.>"It was kind of weirdly shaped.">"Was it shaped like a dick?">"It... kind of was, actually. Or, at least, the tip was." Starlight blinks. "Maybe that's why Trixie ate it.">"Uh-huh," Twilight says, nodding, drawing a picture of your dick in her notes.>Once she's satisfied with how it looks, she turns her eyes up from the page and back at Starlight.>"Do you remember what kind of green it was?">"Um...">"What was the name of the crayon, Starlight?">"I don't know.">"I need to know the name of the crayon. Did it have his name on it anywhere?">"I'm not sure.">"Starlight, what color was the crayon?">Starlight gasps.>"I remember now.">She smiles at Twilight.>"It was faggot green!">Twilight's jaw drops; she stops writing.>"YOU LET TRIXIE EAT ANON?!">Somewhere out there in Equestria, Fluttershy weeps tonight.
>>43219032
>>43218971>rape
>>43219046>AAA—
>>43219032I don't approve of vore but I did find this amusing nonetheless.
>N-NO, GLIMMY! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43219032kek, I liked the "faggot green" line most
>>43219067VVVVVGHTrixie ate Starly's crayon and for that received something else that is green and rancid
>>43219067Kek'd
>>43219067>>43219442why are you like this brapfag
>>43219032>faggot green!The irony is i can actually picture this color. Kek
>>43219941Because you just used it in your post
>>43220407Nailed it.
>>43219057
>>43219032>faggot greenFucking kek.>>43219067Oh god no.
>>43218971>"Now Starlight">"f you can solve this little friendship problem WITHOUT turning anypony into your literal slave">"I will give you a gold star."
>>43221154>Starlight just hypnotizes Twilight>she can get all the gold stars she wants now
