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>Anon, start slapping my ass everytime I walk by

Twilight suggested that I might get along with everypony better if I thought of them as my teammates, and teammates are supposed to slap ass.

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AJ would do this with 0 hesitation if you even tried to smack her jiggly, big orange rump.

>>43219103
I imagine AJfags would enjoy being bitten on the neck though

>>43219103
I don't think she'd be much of a biter, she'd just buck you.

>>43219129
What do you mean? Celestia has no problem with sexualization of ponies though she doesn't approve of mistreating or disrespecting them.

>>43219103
It wouldn't jiggle, get real.

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>>43219129
It's not my fault god made ponies so hot and men so weak

>>43219069
But it's so slappable!

>>43219069
>>43219079
this is why i love strawberries dude, up your game faggot

>>43219168
You shouldn't call ponies that.

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>>43219137
Darn right, that mare has a firm, muscular ass

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>>43219238
Ponies are soft and cute though so it should have a little give.

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>>43219256
To be fair, if Applejack's just annoyed with you and isn't trying to kick your ass that's a pretty good prank.

>>43219069
>you're being framed
>Pinkie Pie keeps popping from behind bushes, trees, and out of your drinking straw to slap AJ's ass
>fast enough to disappears before Applejack turns around

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>>43219238
>>43219242
Oh it definitely has some give

>>43219270
Oh yeah, I forgot her butt's canonically squishy.

>>43219258
How does Applejack explain the hoof shaped imprint on her butt though?

>>43219270
That's just Pinkie's cartoon aura making a joke of reality

>>43219361
Anon... it's Pinkie. She has a replica of your hand she uses to smack Applejack's ass because of course she does.

>>43219069
We are talking about the same pony that can kick a boulder with ease.
Slapping her butt is the same of trying the russian roulette with 5 bullets out of 6 in.

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>>43219394
She's aware that you being a jerk isn't worth killing you over. There's a non-zero chance you end up walking around town asking if anypony would be willing to untie your arms and everypony refuses though.
There's also a non-zero chance of this but that's a lower non-zero chance.

>>43219362
>>43219381
Silly anons.
Pinkie was wearing her prank costume, can’t you see how comically large the handmark is ?

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>>43219395
We all knows how it ends

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>>43219400
Yeah, we all know.

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>>43219069
>*slap* *slap* *sl- ACK! OOF!

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>"A-Anon, don't stop...!"

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>>43219069
>>43219395
>>43219491
UNFF SLAPPING FUTURE WIFE APPLEJACK'S SWEATY ASS WITH MY HOOVES AND WATCH AS IT BOUNCES UNF UNF UNF SEX PLAP PLAP PLAP SEX!!!!

Don't be mean to the apples... :(

>>43219069

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She walks around with this and expects men NOT to touch it?

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She got the hips

>deleted posts
>check to see if there's anything interesting
>it's just the usual "why do you sexualize a little girls cartoon" feigned concern posting
Even the trolls have gotten lackluster.

>>43219411
Applejack would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent

>>43220261
Outside of estrus season, yeah.

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>>43219069
Something tells me that the first time Anon did that to Applejack, the would have found himself suddenly relocated about 200 yards downrange.

>>43220008
UNF

sorry you said start plapping your ass? okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43219486
if that happened to me in real life I would cum

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>>43219545
>>43220008
UNFFF SEX WITH APPLEJACK UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT AHHH SEXY THIGHS

>>43219069
>anon, please keep slapping my ass every time i walk by

>>43219069
She says, as she just "happens" to walk by taking a deliberately longer than necessary path to get within slapping range. Oh and she's carrying one apple at a time from a basket to the barn.

>>43219069
She would say this but be secretly turned on by it.

>>43220437
This. The moment anon respects her request he notices she gets huffy around him.

>>43220025
>expecting decent trolling from a shartybrown

>>43219079
>*Anon, start sniffing my ass everytime I walk by.
VHHHHHHHHHH

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>>43219079
>>43220838
>"Anon, start fucking my ass everytime I walk by."

OK.
>wuh-wuh- wait just uh minute, you're not even gunna protest just a little?
>y'all weren't actually fixin' ta stop, were yuh?