Did you all have fun too? It was so awesome meeting all you anons!!! Share your con experience!
>>43221645Con was very cool, though Baltimore mega ass, at least I saw this msbreezy plush at the meetup
>>43221645I had the most fun ever. however I’m absolutely sure I consumed at least a gallon of alcohol. It was worth the year off my life to buy my life sized wife.
>>43221660Post pics.
>>43221662HELL NAH!!!!!!! Im busy FUCKIN THAT THANG!!!!!
>>43221668Post post-fuck pics.
You know I was happy a con thread would get to die a proper death for once instead of having it having its corpse paraded around with useless bumps for the next month, but seems the gollytard had to ruin that
>>43221658I'm always surprised people notice this little nerdand yeah, good one golly, lolprevious thread? I guess? >>43214465
>>43221668I also cant wait to get home and fuck the new lifesize I got here but I wont get home till thursday
After seeing them on the convention grounds, who is best mascot and why is it Violet Vibes?
>>43222331she just is
first for killing cozy glow and glimmer fans or sicking the homeless on them next year by telling them that gollyfags and glimmerniggers are loaded with money
>>43222481the average nigger would take one look at gollyfag's fucking smile and know they were lied tothen they'd be coming for you in the parking lot instead
>>43221720>msbreezycute oc, retarded creator
>>43221720"Finish your fics. Just finish your fics anon"
>>43222591I WILL GET TO THEM WHEN I HAVE TIME
>>43222331It's Willow Whispers That fat ass knows how to cook a good hungry man dinner
I got her and she is mine forever. She is jar sized.
>>43222779i love her................
>>43222829SNIFF FRUIT SCENTED MARE BUTTS
>>43222331willow whispers for her own special reasons
post merch you bought or acquired via alternate means>>43222829needed based chads like you for things like /fcg/ the other day
>>43222851
>>43222855
>>43222869Neat! I got the exact same ribbons on my badge, just in a different order.
>>43223023that's almost uncannybadgetrips checked
>>43222489What do you mean?
I was too scared to talk to anyone because im black and I dont want to get called a nigger
>>43223055Are you the insane ponkafagIf you are STOP
>>43223055You should’ve talked to me.
>>43223055There were like 3 black dudes there and they were all chill and funny. I didn’t see or hear as much racism as I thought I would.
>>43223062I was so sad when I realized he wasn't Aer0Zer0 but he's still a nice dude.
I think I saw, like, one Black person that was there for the con. Most of the normies were Black, though.
>>43223078Did you get that Big Black Brony Cock?
that was supposed to be a crop
>>43223039Trooned out in the worst way, was shitty to a lot of people. Also ran up a patreon and scammed them out of a meetup.
>>43223086Come on now, crop and post it.
>>43223084reminds me of rotisserie chicken
>>43223089based
>>43223055Are you that Magfestfag? You were cool to chat with
>>43223068The most racism I heard against black people came from Wolfie himself lmao
>>43223181If this were a plush I would unironically spend money on it.
>>43222855i got the princewhatever hat :d
Fuck canada and fuck cbsa>Get asked to pull in for inspection at the border>They go through my stuff and make my plush dirty>They literally told me they stopped me because I was a brony and they were looking for pedo and beastiality itemsAnyway, I didn't have anything stolen and I cleaned my plush up good. But holy fuck that last point made me furious. How are normies still so scared and infuriated by us?
>>43223208Bronies are like the brown people of the whites, if you think about it.
Did anypony get the airstrike K.O. on the way to NeighCon?
>>43223217You shut your communist mouth Bronies are Thulean superaryans
Did your filly pass inspection?
I may have bought too many stickers
Bought some prints too (mostly gifts)Started a community draw page (and stole it back at the end of the con)Did a badge trade but i know the person that i got a badge for is in this thread, and on top of that the person drawing their OC was their friend and almost blew my cover when requesting it.
>>43223434I was probably too inebriated to notice tbdesu
>>43223200the poloroids are cool
>>43223208Their reason reeks of unprofessionalism.
>>43223208Dude, what? I was very up front about coming back from a con and even mentioned bringing back a sex toy and Toronto Customs didn't even open up my bag.
>>43223200What is Nightmare Nights North?
Going to a con must have been funGetting a bunch of merch was probably niceTalking to fellow bronies was likely exhilarating Totally not jelly rn
>>43223504come to mare fair
>>43223504Just go a con faggot
>>43223475>mentioned bringing back a sex toyis this the anon who stole mine out of PH4!?
Con was decent, didn't go to many panels as per usual, just an excuse to hang out with other horse friends and buy poniponi merch
>>43223531I'm glad I had a chance to meet you.Do not spoil the extra chances you have been given.
If this thread is still up tomorrow I'll post the audio for my neighcon cassette tapes, for anyanon who missed out yet wants to listen to the music.For authenticity, you can get your hands on three 90 minute tapes and record the MP3s to 'em!
>>43223531Sorry that was me I threw it out so I could hide in the anonfilly. Weird that no one could tell the difference.
>>43223504Come to Marefair. I will give you a beer and talk shit about space and ponyfic
>>43223531You were one of my favorites to hang out with!
>>43223529>stoleI paid $100 for it.
>>43223535if it isnt CASIO im buying them off you and throwing them away
>>43223563They sold those there?! I wanted one!
>>43223567since when does fuckin' casio make cassette tapes?
>>43223569If "there" you mean PH4, that is indeed where I made a deal with the owner of that Anonfilly plush to purchase her preused puss and ponut.
>>43223583turns out you can just sell something to someone and they don't even bother to ask if it's yours
>>43223575theyve been making tapes since the 40s dipshit look it up
>>43223593ok smart guy I've only posted photos of these exact tapes in the thread like six or seven times by now
>>43223593>look it upanon I looked it up just out of curiosity to see what casio's branding of cassettes look like and all I'm getting are labelmaker cassettes and a few small personal cassette recorders, however technically casio audio cassettes do indeed exist in some form if you were to have bought certain keyboards back in the day
>>43223602well no these are made by another company for casio nevermind I got nothing you sit on a throne of lies anon
>>43223605FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suq9lWUPEMA
>>43223607all right well troll successful or whatever but I still don't get it
>>43223563did I sell my used ripped toy while drunk and forgot?I sold one new toy with my first LS
this meme is for the guy who I was talking to in penthouse three about cupcakes (someday I should probably read it)
Lifesize plushie sewing guide compiled & based on the transcripted recording of Neighpalm's 'how to lifesize 4 broke bronies' panel. Enjoy & good luckhttps://ponepaste.org/11895
Y'all think i spent too much? NOT-IN-FRAME: The super stallion supreme badge, the top tier badge, i bought>>43223424you didn't get enough stickers
>>43223614Indeed you did. It has been my sincere pleasure doing business with you, and I truly appreciate your candor for the controversial.
>>43223649why buy someone's used ripped sex toy at a pony convention?
>>43223657
>>43223657Someone stole a sex toy from the back of a Rainbow Dash plush, why the fuck would anybody steal that?
>>43223659stealing I guess I understand (you're a dick if you do that) but you can get a horsepussy online for a hundred bucks
>>43223611Im retarded, I meant MAXELL but you still looked it up you silly goosethanks love you
>>43223649lewd, good to know! enjoy, fag!
>>43223673truly we are all suffering from the post con retardation as we struggle to remember how to act normal againtwo days ago I was listening to mare chants and tomorrow morning I get to drive to the dentist, this gay earth sucks
>>43223679>listening toI hope you were chanting along, nonny!
>>43223508>>43223513>>43223547>MareFare>Florida - Boiling State>Late Aug - Boiling WeatherFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-ineI'll get some GTA:VC clothing and enough sunscreen to make a furfag porn flick.Maybe I'll work on my Russian accent to sell the persona...Or, better yet, once I get my sowing machine back from my sister, I could make an ultralight flax linen white suit...It is three months from now so I do have time, if I just lock in for once in my life.
>>43223698before mare fair I would have said fuck it, too. I'm a ginger and literally almost died the only time I went to the shithole of a state outside of marefair. It's worth it, and I'm hoping there are nighttime swim / hottub options like the Rosen had.
I once wrote a clopfic based on an RP where my OC kinda sorta >rapes a hot milf of a mare in a jammed elevator, but it's been unpublished for years because the other guy never gave me the greenlight to publish it Neighcon kinda makes me want to hit the entire fic with the magic of CTRL+F and swap the mare for Willow or something (which mascot is most likely to be racist towards a half-pony creature?) and then finally publish it, because le funni lord baltimore hotel elevators I am not condoning raping a pony in an elevator just because they are being severely racist towards you the plot was the other guy's idea
>>43223598>six... seven
>>43223712it was too late to save her little sister, she had already encountered the zoomers
>>43223706>half-ponySearch-and-replace your sparkledog for Anon and we're good.
>>43223647Thank you for contributing to the degeneracy of anons, anon.Will make a bed-sized Rari-plush with this >>43223703Most of my blood and upbringing is from North-Eastern (+Northern) Europe, I hate living in the near-South US...But maybe I am acclimated enough to tolerate visiting the sauna-state for a weekend. (I just hope that I don't overdo it on liquor...)
>>43223726That story will remain dead and buried before I put a human in it, also it would mean a lot more editing workThe other half is still equestrian just not a ponyThe only humans I write are the ones that get turned into ponies
>>43223648Oh hey! You're the anon that traded me for the comics and stuff! You're right, I didn't get enough stickers. I also didn't get enough COOL poni merch- where'd ya get that Horse parking sign??>>43223698As far as I know there are now 3 cons worth going to:Neighcon, Mare Fair, and Pone Voyage. You can attend the other more family friendly cons and even meet anon there, but the vibe simply isn't the same>>43223706You're on the anonymous basket weaving forum, sir, and I am interested in reading this fic. Post that shit.
This was fun, and I'm glad I decided to go. Looking forward to MF4 too.
>>43223698The winter was hotter than average meaning the summer is gonna be cooler.Plus, last MareFair it was nice enough to walk an hour to the nearest thrift store and back while only receiving minor gooch stink
>>43223766Wait a minute, what the fuck?! Don’t tell me you got that Cozy Glow there. If you did, I’m gonna be PISSED!!!!!! Do you have any idea how hard I looked for something like that?! Please say you already had it!!! PLEASE TELL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!
>>43223745There's three characters that are not mine that I need to replace:>Angry racist sweaty fatassed milf mare, star of the show, gets railed in stuck elevator after being hopelessly racist while in heat>femcolt lawyer who decides to coax his client into fucking his would-be suer in her own bed into submission (again) before she has the chance to sue (so he can watch)>milf mare's daughter, bonus chapter, who sabotages a different elevator on purpose just to get mom's new friend all to herselfit'd probably require some edits anyway if I'm doing mascots for this since none of them are related, idk, it's just an idea I had, it's basically finished>>43223766I'm not even into cozy glow but putting a filly on an ordinary sized pillow is such a genius move, I was tellin the guy who told me about those that they could also go the other way and do a full daki with all three of the CMC on it >>43223772come on now golly you should be able to sense these things
>>43223745>the vibe simply isn't the sameI heard the same for furfag cons, and Neighcon would have probably been the best one for me for the weather...But, the Amtrack station is not too far from the hotel, so the whole visit might only cost $600. And I'll need to look for anyone willing to share a room with to make the visit cheaper. No need to waste money for glorified baggage storage and a mattress.>>43223771>winter was hotter than average meaning the summer is gonna be cooler.Ah, I see.Alright, this weekend I'll drop a K-lock on MareFair. Y'all convinced me.
>>43223780Oh okay, I’m talking to the person who sold it to you now. We hung out for a decent bit. I might fuck his pillow someday. But anyway, I thought it was a whole pillow, which I don’t really have anywhere to put in my house right now. A pillowcase I’d have been able to handle. So I might get one at Mare Fair. But I’m still hopefully gonna fuck his pillow too.
>>43223794No I don't have one of the cozy pillows, in fact I actually completely forgot to visit the AD hall, I just know they exist
>>43223732just stay inside when the sun is out. Nobody wants their lifesize getting sunburned and sweaty anyway so all the fun is indoors during the day.>>43223772we talked about this exact pillow at PH4. You're cute to bounce in my lap but you're still a tard for this lol>>43223794I think it's super highly rare for a daki of any kind to be a self contained pillow unit. You want to be able to remove the pillowcase to wash the mayonnaise off after you get too messy with your sub.
>>43223805>the AD hallthe cozy pillow was never in any official con space and was a private tradebased beyond any other con ever if they'd let that slide in the con proper
>>43223805There were no fillies in the AD vendor hall whatsoever. I was probably a part of all the biggest filly fucker meetings that happened there, though they all just kinda happened naturally. There was no Salon 13, which was such a major disappointment to me.You know, it’s really fucking evil to say, “This character can be murdered, but she can’t even be loved.” Whatever happened to “Old enough to stone, old enough to bone”? I do make non-foalcon arguments in favor of jerking it to Cozy, but at the same time, I also do love fillies as well. Cozy Glow should be the one filly you can’t argue against being sexualized even in anti-foalcon spaces, though. So her exclusion is just such a serious injustice. I’m not even kidding.>>43223806Oh, okay. Sowwy. I do remember talking about it, but I thought it was a whole-ass pillow, which probably wouldn’t even fit in my bag. Please bring more to Mare Fair, and stickers, and phone cases, and buttons, and sex toys.
>>43223819bring your meds, lube, and anti-depressants lelalso I personally enjoy the idea of de-stoning her just long enough to have my way. Old enough to kill, old enough for a thrill, right?
I know that I am schitzoing out a little...But wouldn't putting a pair of eyes on a fuckpillow make it... sentient?Not in a literal sense, but in a sense that the pillow is __always__ watching... you... fuck it? Staring in a dead, but alive-looking, look?I get that at least with a plush it can be positioned to look away, but the body pillow covers almost always stare back at you...
>>43223841But you’d be blinking yourself, so you can just imagine that she happens to blink at the exact same time as you, and that’s why you don’t see it.
>>43223841>>43223847I dunno if the non-blinkin’ in’ is what you mean’ or nut. I dun’t understand you’ point regargless.
>>43221645filly¬!
How is it nobody got stabbed outside the hotel? I saw some homeless guy clearly waiting outside by an ATM waiting to rob some poor bastard who takes out money from it.>>43223819You and your foalconner fagfriend ought to go back to grooming kids on Roblox. I swear half of these threads has been you basically behaving like a namefag.
>>43223847>>43223852Probably just me, then. I do remember hearing somewhere that painting an eye or a pair of eyes on a subway hallway or on a street reduces crime in that area. Maybe it has something to do with being _seen_?
>>43223881I love the comic that this image is from.
>>43223841Why wouldn't you want to stare into the eyes of your plush as you make love to it? Any other way seems wrong
>>43223496>What is Nightmare Nights North?A brand new convention that was unveiled there. Apparently it will be in the Fall of 2027, in Wyoming, iirc
>>43223475>I was very up front about coming back from a conSo was I. Other posts I read about this say when customs asks for what con it was and people answered "My Little Pony" they got a weird look and let on through. But I was the unfortunate one that was not allowed through.>>43223468Literally what they told me after they were done with me. Although I do think the lady looking at the banner I got cracked a small smile when she saw it.
Did any of you pick one of the mascots up from Fannytastical?
>>43224153Yep >>43223766
>>43223208>>43224138Not customs, but when I got on my flight home, the stewardess said she liked my pony fit and asked which one was my favorite and why. I wonder if she was around for the Bronycon days.
>>43223806We get it, you had this bitch on your lap.
>>43223819you need to act more irl to how you act on here. youre a complete 180 of what I expected at the con.
>>43224224>you need to be more fake
>>43223874I almost did walking to the liquor store, if I didn't have a semblance of street smarts I'm convinced I would have gotten fucked up that night.
>>43224275Downtown liquor stores in big cities are always rough, so I don't know what you expectedWhen I went for booze in Milwaukee during Ciderfest, it was sketchyWhen I went for booze in Dallas during Harmony, it was sketchyYou did at least bring people with you, right?
>>43221645
>>43224224When did you meet me? I got out of my shell a good bit eventually. Took me a little while, though.
Here's my haul. Having a car really makes packing stuff easy.
>>43223421if you missed your chance to have your filly pass inspection I will once again be handing out filly awards at mare fair
>>43224153of course I did. if I didn't could you even call me a willow enjoyer?
Thank you to everyone who came to Plushmancy for Broke Bronies. I'm sorry I couldn't do it on Friday night and thankful they let me do it on Saturday night instead.I hope I managed to teach you some of the things I wish I'd known when I first started
>>43224553Of course, thank you nonny. We all know that rainbow crash was some strong stuff.
>>43224553I missed that one, but I thought Plushmancy was like necromancy (i.e. trying to bring your plushies to life). Was it just making plushies?
>>43224586Yeah it was a sewing workshop basically
>>43224586Tulpamancers are the ones that bring them to life kek
hadnt posted my haul yet, so here it is. i will never recover from this (this photo doesnt include the charity auction or the two plushies i bought)
>>43223829>bring your meds, lube, and anti-depressants lel>also I personally enjoy the idea of de-stoning her just long enough to have my way. Old enough to kill, old enough for a thrill, right?>also I personally enjoy the idea of de-stoning her just long enough to have my way>de-stoning her just long enough to have my way>just long enough to have my way>long enough to have my way>enough to have my way>to have my way>have my way>implying
>>43223598>six or seven
>>43224725
>>43224725hehe
>>43223772You just weren't invited to Neighcon's Salon 13.
>>43224781Nah, I know that’s not the case. I asked all my new filly fucker friends, and a couple of old ones, and all of them said there wasn’t one. There was only a couple of people going around with some stuff, but no room for it.
>>43224787Well, yeah duh, not like we are going to parole it around to anybody without a lanyard.
>>43224682>implyingI thought it was pretty directly just >rape which was intended as a contrast to gollyfag's loveydovey romance preference.
>>43224794Oh, I don’t prefer loveydovey, I’d just want to be the one being raped and tortured by Cozy Glow. I would be super loving towards her, though. And if she decided she felt like giving me any loving, then that’s great too. But the point is that I’d be fully submissive to her every whim.
>>43224018Maybe I just enjoy hugging a bodypillow more than I enjoy fucking it.Maybe I need to check if my balls are still working...>>43224413When I build a house, there will be one room that will be littered with Rari-merch/plushies and windowed with Rari stained glass...>>43224553>>43224586>>43224595FUUUUCKI pray to GOD there is something like that at Mare Fair, I'll have to check.>>43224725Heeey! I already made that joke!>>43224766Heeeeeey! I already posted that image...
>>43224781sorry ours were alphabetized actually
More posts please, thank you.
Fat pony panel upload, at the request of multiple anons:https://pony.tube/w/gq9c3vAvPgCHLdKqVZySop>shitty recordingNo proper recording equipment on site and I finished preparing the panel 5 minutes before presenting, this is all you get.Personally, for those that haven't seen it, I would rather you go see it live at Mare Fair if its accepted there, I want to polish it and improve it and I have the most fun seeing people's first reactions to whats shown live.NeighCon was a blast, see you all again soon.
>>43225118when marefart panel
Some snippet of Banned from Equestria (Daily) gameplay from Sunday nighthttps://pony.tube/w/nbFWW5N37fA4wcEyzGLkvKhttps://pony.tube/w/gWSsJYutx8MV7dw8EKrdgE
>>43223766Actual fucking faggot. Hope you drown in a teaspoon of soup.
>>43223819I see You're faggot ass at marefair asking for fillies again and I'll make it my personal mission to end your entire fucking carreer in this fandom. There's a reason you were publically called out and humiliated the way you were, yet i almost guarantee thats part of it for you. Bet it makes your asshole real puckered with excitement to know people hate you that much.
dont care about filly drama so heres neighcon cassette #1
Baltimore so bad I wake up in fear that I'm still there the last two nights fucked up off the Rainbow Crash.
>>43225277Didn’t happen.
>>43225383We all humiliated you by talking to you and being friendly, you fool
>>43225387LOL! True.
>>43225277what are your thoughts on glimmerfartfag hes rooming with him
yaarg
Now doing Tape #3
>>43225459>imagine the smell
Oh, I forgot to post them here, lolAll three NeighCon tapes, for your listening pleasure, though if you have three 90 minute tapes, you can make your own!https://archive.org/details/neigh-con-2026-tape-3
I should go to mare fair...
>>43225874I want to get a crt to watch tamers now
Also got some VHS footage but I'm realizing now that despite putting it in the thumbnail I did not record any of the tamers watchparty so I'm probably going to change it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkqThGdXG-0
>>43225264that's mean. I think he's a really nice guy. I wonder if you just haven't had a chance to know him that well.
>>43225277>how dare someone ask people about their interests at a conpicrel and would expect most MF goers to have the capacity to just casually say 'no' without shitting their diaper and going full moralfag on it.if gollyfag isn't fucking off at that point, that's when it becomes a problem and I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it went down.>guarantee thats part of it for youreminds me of a time when being a solo adult buying pony merch at target or getting a girl's happy meal was enough to make me blush with embarrassment.
