What would you do if you ran into them by chance?
>>43223122Kill them for what they did to Cozy Glow.But if it’s the version of them where that shit ain’t canon (which it isn’t), then I’d just chill with them and maybe fuck Pinkie. I don’t hate the REAL Mane Six, just the ones that the hack shit-ass talentless, EVIL worthless fucks who wrote Seasons 8 and 9 gave us. FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cozy Glow did NOTHING wrong!!!!!!)
At a Denny's? I'd check to see if they're eating meat and then immediately tell you all about it if so.
>>43223122Befriend them, and attempt to get into a committed and loving relationship with Dash
>>43223291>and attempt to get into a committed and loving relationship with DashWay too early to try that one anon, you're just running into them.
>>43223296I mean later down the line. But if we're talking just within the span of that day, try to befriend them, sit down at the table, get to know them, introductory period and such. Order a round of hayburgers on me, and as the night winds down, get their contact information to see them all again sometime. Then cut off every human I know because I don't need them anymore.
>>43223300Bad news! You immediately come across as a fan who thinks he's already friends with them and they're all weirded out (except for Pinkie who thinks it's fun). Better luck next time!
>>43223301Are they famous celebrities in this scenario? Aren't they just normal ponies getting some food?
>>43223301>Oof, big yikes, chudcel...maybe...just maybe...respect ponies?
>>43223122I tell everyone but Pinkie to leave so I can confess my undying love to her
>>43223303Do you think there's a Denny's in Equestria or what?
>>43223122immediately beat them to death
>>43223308Famous celebrities, especially if Dash got all those eyes on her, would not be eating at a Denny's with the poors. Also, limited amount of ponies on Earth = poached like trophies by niggers/captured by the govt immediately
>>43223308If there was why would famous ponies be slumming it up there and not like, uh, a fucking castle/palace?Idk what you povertyfags think but it's not like Denny's is fucking Dorsia here lmaoMaybe in your bumfuckistsani shanty town but not here
>>43223122Give Twilight a copy of Industrial Society and its Future
>>43223303Depends on the point of the series. You'd think being Elements of Harmony and defeating a Dark God would be enough to put you on the map but no one really seems to know who the Hell these mares are.Dash is unironically the most famous member of the group for a while, what with her performance at the Best Young Fliers Competition. She only really gets overshadowed by Twilight becoming a Princess.
>>43223313IHOP moggs dennys
>>43223312>>43223313It's odd for them to be there but they're there, so you gotta keep that in mind.
>>43223322So when do you come by and take their order, OP?Or are you the janitor of the establishment?
>>43223122I'd assume it's either demons trying to trick me or the government screwing with me via project bluebeam.
>>43223351Demons, bluebeam, skinwalkers, holograms, whatever. If her voice is the same, her heart just as loving, and her pussy is tight, I'll close my eyes and thank my lucky stars I have a government who blessed me with such things.
>>43223373It isn't her anon
>>43223383What is her, if she's not real yet?
>>43223122>Rarity isn't thereI immediately leave to go home and jerk off
>>43223122I dunno, I guess apologise for running around indoors? Why am I running around a Denny's?
>>43223122>rape
>>43223304This but unironically
>>43223122>get raped
>>43223122Do a double take and then awkwardly pass them by
>>43223315Right answer
>>43223122>"Well if it isn't The Mane Six! Or should I say, THE WHORE FOUR! Hahhahaahhaahhahahaahahah!"As my incinerated ashes are scattered to the winds, a vague whisper will be heard upon the breeze.>"Worth it."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mamnze5m6Y0
>>43223122Let's be realisticEvery seat at their table is taken. No space for me. I'd just move on with my day. And I doubt I have a chance with any of them considering that everyone will try to befriend them before me.Everyone who thinks otherwise (that they have a chance) are delusional. Nobody here has the aura or the charisma to date with any of them or be seen as interesting to them. And I doubt anons will be able to properly form sentenses and talk to them like a sane being because they don't go outside and don't practice live communicaton.
>>43223897If we're going to be realistic, most people are probably going to be either weirded out at seeing real cartoon ponies or assume that this is some promotional thing for their kids. I think even a socially awkward anon would probably be more interesting to them than the literal drooling toddlers they keep having to meet.
>>43223122>Come with me if you want to live.
>>43223315I think that might actually be evil
>>43223122Have various items inserted into my anus by each of the Mane Six.
>No Applejack or RarityI'd keep walking and pretend not to see them.
>>43224022Applejack and Rarity are in the little fillie's room.
>>43224041Fucking bitches already gossiping about me or what?
>>43223122Wait for them to leave and than sniff, huff, lick and rub my dick on the seats.
>>43223122I will order Smaug's Fire Burger and converse with the Mane Six as I come to terms with the fact that I've lost my marbles at a fucking Denny;s.
That entire diner now smells like horse butthole.
>>43224085An improvement from how Denny's usually smells.
>>43224077you and probably other 10 dudes that were around
>>43223122I would fingerbang twilight. She would just respond by "teaching me a friendship lesson" about consent and forgive me. Dumb ho
>>43224022TSPBPOP is a fag
but are they aware of the dangers they are exposed to
>>43224022I didn’t even notice that. Goddamn background pony bitches.
>>43223788Ponies would never do something like that; they're too sweet and innocent
>>43224218>She would just respond by "teaching me a friendship lesson" about consent and forgive me. Dumb hoHer magical scanners just caught you writing this and she's now designing a spell that makes it so you can never get within five feet of her.
>>43223122I would be far too socially awkward to even acknowledge themhonestly I'd probably loiter around and sniff the seats once they left
>>43224744Anon....
>>43224744>far too socially awkward to even acknowledge themProbably same, followed by 3 years of regretting this.
>>43224711Perhaps Humans can awaken feelings in them they didn't know they had
>>43225036I don't think that would happen.
>>43224786Just 3?
>>43223122
>>43225169>>43225177They're at the Dennys too but are licking each other's buttholes in the ladies room.
>>43224711this.
>>43223315bruh...
>>43223122Make sure they all order grand slamwiches
