>>43223827
But I’m only funny when I’m NOT trying to be.

>>43223827
Prince Blueblood next to bald Rarity lol

I proceed to enter a fugue state and one-man reenact the entirety of the Fesh Pince youtube poops. Everyone is too aghast to stop me

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>Ho, whatta we got hea', OH! Look, it's the princesses all in a row!
>..Look, they're like ice cream flavors up there!
>'Chunky', 'tiny hiny', and 'cum flavored!
>Round of applause for em', ladies & germs, they get no respect! None I tell ya!

>>43223827
*Ahem*
Looks at Cadance
>"What do you call a promiscious pony?"
>"A Little whorse."
Looks at Luna
>"They say the night is full of mystery… yeah, mostly where Luna’s ass disappeared to"
Looks at Celestia
>"Twilight studied magic for years, but still can’t figure out how Celestia fits through standard doors without bending space-time."

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>>43223827
>'It's the Roast of Princess Luna!'
>'Starring the number one entertainer in Equestria: Anon Deez!'
>You walk out on stage to thunderous, hoof-stomping applause.
"Thank ya, thank ya! Well, we got a really great show for you all tonight, ladies and germs. Gonna be a bit of a dark roast this time around.
"Hey! I know it's a little early for this bit, but who wants to see me bring about eternal night, huh?"
>Lift your mask up.
>Show everyone you're actually wearing blackface.
"Mammy!"
>It brings the house down.
>Even Princess Luna breaks once you get down on your knees and start shuffling towards her with both hands clasped, begging her not to whip you again.
>A recorded version of the special is eventually released and becomes the fastest-selling comedy LP in Equestria's history.
>In time, nobody can go anywhere in Equestria without seeing you somewhere in blackface.
>Niggeranon shows up in Equestria soon afterwards.
>Sees that there's blackface shit everywhere.
>Sees all the ads you made for stuff like watermelon, pig's feet, and malt liquor.
>He goes bananas.

>>43224445
>>He goes bananas.
topkek Anon

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>>43223830
Same

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>>43223827
>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>43223827
Ahem
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on? One, two.
Mic check, mic check, one-two
*leans away from the mic to breahte in*

NIGGERS

Have a good night, everybody! tip your waitress!

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You jerks really wanna roast and insult 3 magic demigods capable of reducing you to a smoldering pile of amino acids with a single horn glow?

>>43227364
At this point is a game.
If they give in, anon wins, and they know that.

>>43223831
you're really gonna diss my bae bald Rarity like that

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>*music starts*
>*clears throat*
>I am a registered sex offender
>I stuck my pecker into a blender
>Your mare is a transgender
>I am a professional NUDE sender

>You know that I be dominating
>My cock and balls are rotating
>Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
>Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating

>I have a huge fucking cock
>I nut inside my sock
>I walk around in crocs
>While my dick is harder than a rock

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>>43227688
>I FUCK mares in twiggles school
>'Cause you know I'm fucking cool
>I jump inside my pool
>I take a hit from my Juul

>I don't actually smoke
>But I make your waifu choke
>Once I gave someone a stroke
>My cock is hard like oak

>You know I'm dropping fire
>You can sing my songs in the choir
>They call me Quagmire
>No, they don't, but at least it rhymes

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>>43227690
>Ayy!
>Alright everyone sing along for this next part...
>Alright everyone, here we go!
>Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay-

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>>43227692
>YOU KNOW I LOVE BEING A SEXIST
>I EAT HORSE PUSSY FOR BREAKFAST
>ICE ON MY NECKLACE
>I HAD SEX WITH MY DENTIST

>My fanbase is getting BIGGER
>Your mare is a gold DIGGER
>I wear Tommy HILFIGER
>While I pull on the trigger...

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>>43227695
>Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
>My filly just turned sixty
>She knows my cum is sticky
>But her pussy is squeaky like mickey

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>>43227698
>My lines are hotter than the stars
>When I'm droppin' these crazy bars
>My cum has filled all kinds of jars
>And stained on so many cars
>AY
>Your waifu's a hoe yee ^:)

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>>43227690
>>I FUCK mares in twiggles school
Baste