Why are the French allowed to eat smares?
>>43225753Direct snowpity ingestion.
They make cute cartoons about marecells inside your body.
>>43225753French here we do not eat smares. Smares are for petting. Snails are for eating, simple as.
>>43225790What do you think about the juments?
>>43225794Very pretty. And if a jument and a frenchman love each other very much said jument may even provide him with some mare milk. Very thoughtful beings.
>>43225799But les juments can't give milk until getting pregnant. That means... magical interspecies spawns.
Don't check what a "Chevaline" shop is.
>>43225807listen, we are french, we will successfully court anyone. Evenur mom
>>43225809That's not saying much.
>>43225808Thankfully these are rare as fuck and not really used anymore. Hurting mares is gay.
>>43225821>Thankfully these are rare as fuck and not really used anymore.That's how I know you aren't from Northern France. Even non-chevaline places all have "saucisson de cheval."
>>43225823Guilty as charged. those make me sad to see. horse is for pet and ride not for eat.
>>43225753they're not, the fr*nch are just subhuman
I love to lick a smare out of her shell
>>43225753>smares
