What do you do Anon?
>>43226554>"Dash, I am supposed to fertilize the egg BEFORE you push it out not after"
>>43226554Pancakes?
>>43226554BAWK BAWK BAWK
>>43226561She likes your offer
Is it like her pet egg?
>>43226600>You have to eat all the eggs anon
>>43226600>>43226556how weird would it be to eat unfertilized eggs of a sentient being?also nice digits
>>43226621Would be seen as something kinky I assume, like going down on a girl while on her period
>>43226554Rainbow. I don't know what to do with this. In my world this is just food.
>>43226554I'll give her a hug with my pegasus wings.
>>43226613>>43226621>>43226625>That's her fetish!
>>43226625>like going down on a girl while on her periodWhy did you put that image in my head man...?
>>43226554>>43226588Dash confirmed Scootaloo's biological mother
>>43226995Who's the father?
>>43226554Inseminate it
>>43227139>rainbow dash looks down at her egg>she at least appears to be disguising her disgust>"Anon, uh... you know that the sperm go into the egg BEFORE it gets a shell, right?">she leans closer to it, giving the tiniest sniff before recoiling>"L-listen, dude, I get that you're... passionate, and all, but... that's really gross."
>>43227161Then what the fuck did you give it to me for?
>>43227175She wanted you to eat it you moron, it's basic pegasi courting rituals
>>43227176>courting>given the non reproducable remnants of her fuck holeMadness.
>>43227175Maybe she's just really proud of it and wanted you to check it out!
>>43227185Is it like a brag? The bigger the egg the bigger the flex?Could see some rgre silliness:>"you know what they say about the size of a mare's egg, right?">waggles eyebrows seductively
>>43227181It's biology you idiot.She is showing to you she is fertile and able to produce offspring by offering you one of her eggs, so you in return consume it to get enough calories to impregnate her in returnReally need to go back to Cheerlie's lecture about the bees and the bats huh.
>>43227192Gonna need a sauce on that. No aviary species does anything like this.
>>43227196No aviary species has 4 legs and hooves either you fucking>muh sourceGoblin
>>43227199Sauce is you made it the fuck up.
>>43227192>anon believes this>eats egg>rainbow criesTurns out you were supposed to keep it, not eat it.
>>43227191Look at the egg, it has no imperfections whatsoever! Isn't that awesome?
>>43227203>Cheerilee's revenge for all his stupid class disrupting quips when he had to go through pony kindergartenBest prank ever
>>43227205It really is a nice big egg. I bet the place it came from is high quality. >>43227139IWTCORD?
>>43227203>Pegasi are a lot like penguins.>The mother that pops out the egg>But is the father who keeps it warm and safe.
>>43227207How the fuck did she knew anon would end up with a pegasus?How the fuck did she knew anon would end up with anyone at all?!
>>43226613Heh more rgre:>those foal chasing legs>and today he totally just swallowed all my babies!>what a slut, but also unf!
>>43227214She was playing the long game. It isn't the only life ruining inaccuracy he was taught. You should see what he learned about royal decor when meeting a princess. Heheh. Maybe next time he'll respect his teacher!
>>43227192>anon tosses it in a pot of boiling water>turns out he just killed a fertilized egg>she was trying to let him hold the babyOops.
>>43227227She was clearly offering the egg itself, not the chance to hold it.Besides, wouldn't her protective instincts kick into overdrive due to anon being a predator and whta not?
>>43226554Throw it at the wall. Get the fuck out of here, loser.
>>43227274>Anon talking about and to himself
