If you had the most perfect girlfriend in the world, totally faithful, with a 10/10 body, a doll-like voice, completely devoted to you, and with a 100% chance of starting a happy family with her..., would you leave her for only one night of passion with your favorite pony?(Don't forget to mention your favorite pony.)
>>43227204>completely devoted to youLike I'd believe that
>>43227204What's the catch?
>>43227204What race is the girl?
>>43227223whichever one you like.
>>43227229But then what if I like multiple races and I can't decide which is better?What race is she then?
>>43227204If my favorite pony would only be with me for a single night, then clearly she isn't my favorite pony.
>>43227229does pony count as a racecan I have background mare #49203 as my one and only forever and ever?
>>43227234Maybe it's only one night of passion but you can still do it with the pony but only during the day.
>>43227232Trinidadian
>>43227235But then she wouldn't be your favorite pony and you couldn't have a night of passion, just normal vanilla sex for the sake of reproduction
>>43227204Stupid question. Utterly stupid. Mares are for life, not one night stands. Also what am I doing with a 3dpd? I'm saving myself for mares.
>>43227204>Would you rather have mares, infinite mares, but no passion.>Or passion, infinite passion, but no passion?
>>43227204Yes
>>43227204>
>>43227204>completely devoted to youThere are many implications to unpack in this quality alone, but the short of it is no, I wouldn't.>10/10 body, a doll-like voiceSo not only she would also easily kill me if I backstab her, but she would talk in Chucky's voice the whole time. Hard pass.>Don't forget to mention your favorite pony.You wouldn't know her.
>>43227204>If you had the most perfect girlfriend in the world, totally faithful, with a 10/10 body, a doll-like voice, completely devoted to you, and with a 100% chance of starting a happy family with herWhy would I leave a mare?
>>43227204No. Embody the element of loyalty, nigga. Also, "10/10 body" implies she's already a pony, so why would I leave her to begin with?
>>43227232Some higher principle would grab the truth even you aren't sure about from your subconscious in that case.
>>43227204>If you had the most perfect girlfriend in the worldThe most perfect girlfriend in the world would have the powers to turn into ponies though.>no anon she can't have powe-Nuh uh you never said she couldn't no takesie backsies I win bye bye.
>>43227204The most perfect girlfriend in the world would either:A) Be my favorite ponyB) Completely understand and possibly make it a threesome
>>43227204yes now stop with the stupid questions op
>>43227458Anon, in /mlp/speak a girl is a female human. A mare is a female horse.
>>43227204Yes. Matter of fact I would politely excuse myself and for the fuss this would have caused. My love for pinkie pie is not up for debate. I'd be a little bummed for said gf though, it's mean to play with someone feelings like this.
>>43228466Wrong. Girl is used in the show. The only word that is never used is woman.
>>43228469Imagine the confused state of mind if a woman were told she was left for a horse. Maybe you just quietly slip away instead of this confession to her, hmm?
>>43228474I have heard girl in the show but it's usually in reference to fillies.
>>43228476Nah, I would rather be polite to said woman and clearly state her appreciation is noticed but cannot be reciprocated for I already have a love.
>>43228480twilight calls the mane 6 girls all the time
>>43228485>I would rather be polite to said womanSimp
>>43227204No and you're a retard if you chose otherwise
>>43228998Be that as it may, I'm pretty sure OP meant a woman.
