/mlp/ - This is the lettuce you eat at Hayburger. - Pony

Anonymous

05/08/26(Fri)07:34:01 No.43227824

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Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)07:34:01 No.43227824 Archived

This is the lettuce you eat at Hayburger.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)07:39:03 No.43227827

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)07:39:03 No.43227827

>>43227824
number 15 burger queen hoof lettuce the last thing you want on your hayburger is somepony elses hoof but that may be what u gaet

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)08:10:32 No.43227871

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)08:10:32 No.43227871

I heard that the actual hoof lettuce guy has an heroed last year

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)08:25:05 No.43227879

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)08:25:05 No.43227879

>>43227871
understandable

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)08:53:20 No.43227901

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)08:53:20 No.43227901

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>>43227824
GPS latitude 27 deg 21' 36.00' S
GPS longitude 184 deg' 2' 6.80' E
GPS position 27 deg 21' 36.00' S 184 deg' 2' 6.80' E

Probably the HayKing in Ponyville, the one just off Saddlestreet.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)10:44:05 No.43228075

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)10:44:05 No.43228075

i dont eat lettuce

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)10:53:31 No.43228106

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)10:53:31 No.43228106

>>43228075
Everyone can tell, fatass.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)10:55:22 No.43228111

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)10:55:22 No.43228111

>>43227824
the last thing you want is somepony hoof fungus

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)11:14:12 No.43228135

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)11:14:12 No.43228135

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>>43227824
Erm...cute mare hooves are OK. Gross man shoes are not.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)11:15:16 No.43228140

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)11:15:16 No.43228140

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>>43227901
>Mfw when I forgot to remove the exif data when uploading to 4hooves.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)11:20:44 No.43228149

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)11:20:44 No.43228149

>>43228135
you're gross

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)11:33:16 No.43228167

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)11:33:16 No.43228167

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>hoof lettuce in my Hayburger

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)13:27:16 No.43228388

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)13:27:16 No.43228388

>>43227871
I'm new to this story. Fill me in? Who's hoof lettuce guy?

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)13:30:48 No.43228403

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)13:30:48 No.43228403

>>43228135
This. As we all know, hooves do not get dirty. Otherwise a boop would be super insulting. Like rubbing your shoe on someone's nose. Not to mention covering someone's mouth to quiet them.

Hooves are not feet!

If the plot calls for it, a hoof can become dirty, but only for up to 22 minutes.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)14:01:40 No.43228491

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)14:01:40 No.43228491

>>43228388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpWbXltP43o

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)14:09:56 No.43228514

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)14:09:56 No.43228514

>>43228491
I would pay to kick this man in the nuts

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)15:56:49 No.43228847

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)15:56:49 No.43228847

>>43227824
Ew. Get those disgusting green things off there. Now I'll have to clean ~~her hooves again. With my tongue.~~