It's happening editionhttps://ehm.horse/contact@ehm.horse>What is it?A weekend pony retreat with European anons.>When and where?May 8-11Letovisko Slapy, near Prague, Czechia>Can I join?Fuck off, we're fullPrevious thread:>>43201479
First for order jilk at the bar
Second for Zecora
>tfw no MFBut at least the drinks are good.
>>43228701Why isn't my adblock working on this ad?
Who else loves swallowing Galus' juice?
>>43228458The tradition continues!
>>43228763We have shopping figured outThe Czech anons will go to a store around 8 to get shit bought for a 9 breakfast
Did the guitar hero anom bring the stuff?
>>43228849please get paper towels
Brandon mare-eoke
>>43228851YesIt is in my car, haven't had time to assemble it. Probably gonna get to it tomorrow Actually got most of G4 music (except for EQG) and bunch of fan music
>>43228849The Finns are dieing without coffee. Bring some instant coffee, because I don't think we have coffee machines
Thoughts on a Brandon the Brony pony watchparty?
>>43228932we kinda have to now
>>43228932Try not to die of cringe challenge level IMPOSSIBLE
Anons, how do you stop being awkward fuck? Asking for a friend
>>43229024Australia ahh post
>>43228886I brought up the issue of coffee later but I just realized we have pic related with whole beans. Also when are we starting fires (have we started the fire?)?
Infinite Karaoke time
>>43229009Just be retarded. Everyone is
>>43229080>laterEarlier, but anyways looks like fire is for tomorrow for those curious
Anons will be going to the forest right. Hopefully the lâmp will guide us.
>>43229112fuck this im not going to rotate it again
>>43229009Spend more time at the bar. After 6 drinks it gets easier.
>>43229112>Aussie Horsefucker Meetup 2026
>>43229110Why the fuck are you going into a cold dark Czechoslovakian forest in the middle of the night? Do you want to be murdered by a witch?
>>43229127>sl*vakianDon't say this slur near me
Where the fuck did half of you just disappear off to? Did you actually go innawood?
>>43229252We seen a group of like 10 anons venture into the woods and then one skinwalker with a head of a deer with antlers looking for themGG I guess
Do americans really?
>>43229275>>43229275They found the /x/ meetuptoo bad, nothing that can be done, that's why we only need the dox of 40 people
So how about that jogging, JogAnon?I propose 9 at the latest so we actually have some time to make breakfast. Where do we meet?
So no Tamers tonite?
Goodnite AnonsIma gonna just fuck off for today
Tentanon here. Its damp, cold and i think that theres a monster outside. Pray for me bros....
The code to the gate is 151. If you need to go outside lock it behind you
>>43229301I have never seen this lmao
So who's joining me in bed tonight?
>>43229324Jog has been planned for 10:00 tomorrow, we will be out for half an hour. Meet up at the main lobby beforehand. We will be going as a group, so no worries about pace.>>43229352You can just come inside a building and sleep there.
Retoasting>>43228763>>43228866
Sleeping outside is comfy and everyone should do it
>>43229548Guess I'm gonna end up like that yeah. Unless I end up sleeping in the god damn kitchen
>>43229009be more retarded than everyone else, the inferior autists will respect you after you outsperg them. also: don't be sober
>>43229581Social lubricant is real.
Good morning, sirs
Bad news, redeeming breakfast is gonna be a little complicated unless you specifically only want coffee and nothing else.
Good marening sars>>43229934I am still up for running the store as soon as the planning anon wakes up. We should be back before 9 and the breakfast should start getting ready at the time
>>43230041WAKE THE FUCK UP!btw if there is an empty bed up for grabs I'm up for it. Turns out the lobby is too cold at night for proper hobo maxing.
>>43228866Fuckin become Lidl pilled. They are everywhere, including 20 minutes away.https://maps.app.goo.gl/j1XtEKdRzVf3Wh6u6
>>43230098There is a Billa that we are planning on going Lidl is shit
Good marening sar.
>>43229009Find someone standing around and join him for a talk. Ask about waifu, plushies, faggotry, tell them about the same.All the people here will talk to you, this is not some normalfag con where you're only allowed to talk to others if you are in their little special dicksword
>>43230112
>>43230120Eat ze bug
>>43230106Shit, but reliable through all of europe
GOOD MORNING SARS WHERE IS THE SHOPPING MEETUP
>>43230149Main hall, currently waiting for planning anon to wake up
We're currently on our way to Lidl. Give us a shopping list
>>43230164For pancakes- 5kg of flour- 1kg of sugar- about 15 packs of baking powder - 1kg of butter- salt- 27 eggs - 5L of milk
>>43230171'sides that get 5-7kg of pasta and a shitton of veggies. For lunch.The rest is also on the form
>>43230164breakfast60 eggs6kg of bread and toast10 packages breakfast spread600 gram pre sliced sausage and meat600 gram pre sliced cheese8 liter long life milk800 gram butter3 packages müsli or cereal
>>43230164bar supplies1 liter orange juice1 largest bottle of schweppes or store brand tonic watercinnamon jack daniels if they have it10 bags of chips6 packs of cookies or sweet snacks6 packs of nuts
>>43230164household items1 pack of black tea1 kg apples3 packs of 4x or 6x paper towels3 rolls of 60L trash bags
>>432301644 cloth dish rags if available
Food mam hereThere has been additions listed in the theead posts, but refer to the list herehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XDAbMVJEHpAcn9tKAJR1ZIPnNuAaYuxe1LCdoGFM0qI/edit?usp=drivesdk
For meat pasta:14 onions14 carrots1 bottle of cheapo wine6kg of meat (all beef or beef and pork half and half)About 10 celery stalksBasil Oregano ParslyA bunch of salt and pepper
For veggies get eggplants and zucchinis
>>43230206We have 7-8 kg pork in the fridge, just needing grinding.
>>43230164pack of coffee beans
BEEER!!!
>>43230221Can we grind it? I didn't find any grinders around, plus we may want to use it for the BBQ.
>>43230226I found a grinder in one of the cabinets. The meat is in the back fridge.
We are returning from a store please be ready to carry groceries into the hall in about 20 minutes
Unlock basement please.
Unlock basement please, let me out.
Clean it up Janny
Celestia great goddess please forgive meLast night I was checking out that twink and I would not of hesitated to make him my bitch after all the drink I had last night
>>43230265You and me, Anon. Except I'm now sober and still would.
>>43230265>>43230278fags.
Hope you guys are ready for the worst pancakes of your life.
>>43230265Which one of them?
> I hate eggs
brekkie is up
>>43230294>>43230303>fried eggs with no onionsYou fucks live like this?
morning roooooonfuckass hill right at the end
>>43230265Who the fuck is the twink
JESSE!WE NEED TO COOK!
bike repair
>>43230278No way faggot>>43230378I don't want to single him out, maybe he's not aware he's a twink
>>43230304Eat up and grow strong faggots
>I hate ants
Divegrass in like 15 minutes. Be there or be a massive faggot.
WHERE IS THE SPAGHETTI GUY
>>43230439Ask the french ponkafag hiding in the kitchen
*snif* ahh, thats the stuff
Who the fuck brought the pork? You are responsible for using it. Report to the kitchen.
>>43230480Chill dude. I'll cut and grind as people need pork in various forms.
What's the status on pasta ingredients?
>>43230265Yeah, I'd fuck the Czech guy
>>43230494Time to jerk off
I'd fuck gallus
>>43230504Get in line
>>43230504...which one, there's like at least 4 or 5 of us here. (asking for a friend)
Jeopony will be in the mane hall at 14:30. It will be in teams of three, so already think up of the people you (don't) want to play with to form groups
>>43230511Come to my room, got the daki there
I'll hold the AI prez after Jeopony!Hopefully I'll be fine in time for sauna.
We multifandom now
Walkies
>>43230550>>43230527Seeing how half the people just left, I might have to postpone Jeopony until the people are back, if you want you can go first and I'll do it at 16:00, then the hikers should be back
3,3 kg of good freshly ground pork and 1.6 kg of a worse fatty cut. If we need more, i have another good 3 kilos in the fridge ready for grinding.
Drifting down the hill
I think we got lost
I don't fucking know guys.
Turns out if you stop looking at google maps and just start walking, you can get places.
>I hate forests
Interesting...
>>43230647Forgot the dedication to one of you, you know what this is about
do a flip, faget
>I hate dams
Maximum slink
Boring ahh meetup
yllifnona
Navigator here,We will be taking a bus back to Slapy. We should be at the venue at 15:45.Bus is going from the turbine place at 15:11. I will take care of the tickets, so we board fast. It costs 1 Euro. I just need to do the headcount in advance.
Is there any way to wash clothes? I spent so long traveling in the same pair of shoes that I’m afraid they might kind of smell like shit. I soaked them in a shitload of disinfectant and stuff before going to bed but I’m totally noseblind so I can’t tell if it did shit
Beat the meat
let's make some food
Slinky torture experience
6 gorillion dollare to Israel
>>43230686>didn't go hiking>damn this shit kinda boring frfr no cap on Fausthmmm. i wonder why...
>>43230713We wanted to have fun panels, but we don't want you to be left out, so we're just waiting for you to come back
>>43230714We still for the jeapony to do right or did I miss that?And are we doing an artist guessing game this year too? It was fun fun fun last time
>>43230683>>43230705Is she okay?
Dare I say, we're cooking.
>>43230724One has to imagine Linky happy
Thank you to the anon who brought Kvass! That was great!
>>43230693https://youtu.be/r6JpKc3sukU
Based bartenderanon
We made it!
>>43230753>sir, a second group has just hit Slapy
autists trying to avoid eye contact while walking
>>43230788That's the Jojo walk, can't you see the aura?
>>43230788Is that a fucking jojo reference?
city slicker anons see actual unprocessed food for once
he's fast
Attention drawfags!At the drawing table there's a canvas for drawing. It will be donated to Pony Gallery on Kucykon in two weeks.You can also leave your art here to donate is as well. Just sign it with your artist name and title on the back.
jeopony going on
The Finns have colonized the Sauna.
What is all this sudden hate towards the Gallusfags PLEASE
Goyslop
hey cookfags... how the fuck did you get oily pasta with tomato and cucumber to be this flavorful? genuinely, how?
>>43230874salt
>>43230865you're fags, is it not self explanatory?
bread line
>>43230885yes, I bred every anon in this line
>>43230781I'm owed a cumshot then
Colt thread meetup when
>>43230885Laugh at these Europoors!
>>43230788I can tell who their favorite mare is just by how they walk
Reminder! AI presentation after Jeopony!For the five of you who give half a fuck.
>>43230865I want to fuck Gallus so bad. Gallusfag, please, find me so we can chirp together7
>>43230929WHO TF ARE YOU THEN?
Does anyone have a HDMI cable so we can set up the X360 with Rockband at the small TV by the plushies?The projector seems to be always occupied
No pony remains unbooped
>the boop slut when she’s ready to settle down
stop booping those plushes , you are ruining them anon.
Best panel up right now
Upcoming stuff20:00 - Pony Grillfriend time, Grill a crap ton of meat and cheese.22:00 - Baja Blast ritual suicide, pic related.
>>43230943Join me in sauna right now.
>>43230943At the saunas, please, come
>>43231027>>43231010>Gay orgy about to happenMan, you Euros are something.
>>43230946Rockband when. I crave to kick the drums.
>>43231044Faggot ass Wolvan still haven't brought the HDMI cableGonna be setting it up behind the plush pile
Can someone please explain what are these eurofags doing? an mlp ultraorgy? is this an annual ritual of sorts? post vids.
>>43231079We're having gay sex so sorry can't post these vids on a blue board.
If you need fast internet come join to my wifi.Pass is secretsanta2026.>t. Kelpie
>>43231079Having fun
>>43231079Normalfaggotry in action, pay it no mind
we grill
Grillchad heating his meat
Someone needs to make a Balkan ponycon
A cute mare
sausage
>>43231231Another one
>>43231215Pony con Sarajevo!
Getting cold guys, things might start showing up.
>I hate campfires
>>43231215>Balkan ponyconit would be painful
>>43231468UUUU
Concert after the Baja Blast ritual suicide event
Btw if you guys want anything specific in mind for eating lemme know I'll probably be able to make it happen
>>43231537Love you cock, I mean cook anon. No homo
bbros im scared
H̸̯̼̮̖̟̯̯͍͈̍̽͌͂̀̾̒͋͆͆͆̈́̚͘͝͝E̵̢̨͚̱̠͈̜̙͙̥͔͔͚̱̒̿̈́̄ͅͅ ̸̛̳͕́̔͋̓͐͑͑Ç̶̧̛̬̤͕̫͖̗̳̙̈́̃̍̽̾̓̽̇̽̌̚̕͝͠͝ͅƠ̴̹͇̘͓͖̺̙̖̭̆͑͋̆͑͘͘ͅM̸̨̢̻̙̜̮͈̻̪̥̭̱̙̺̝̓͊̌́̈́̚͠Ę̵͔̘̦͌̑͐͂̄͆͊͌̕͝S̸̡̖͔̈̓͂̈̀̃̇͆͠
Portal to Equestria stuck
I dies, what do I do now?
(I won't) see you in my personal equestria, faggots/)
You may have drinked the (((juice))), if your wife wasn't in your heart and mind, you won't go to Equestria.
Boring aah concert
>>43231693PUT FUCKING SHOES ON
>>43231362There is a practical need for a pony con in Bosnia. Gotta spread some frenship between those 3 nations packed into 1 nation, so hopefully it doesn't blow up again
T-they're fast
The ritual is complete.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRoCsLJwSxINmVsF5APgNJD8vmtkAbeqN&si=2rhiGDydfSryii_T
>>43231901Based
Boring ahh concert
>>43231931
>>43231944kek
>I hate glowsticks
https://u.pone.rs/mypyusuu.mp4
>DJ, play Discord
The remaining half of the Mystery Powder will be available tomorrow.You know who to ask. I'll give you some if you want.
Sexy Wolvan doesn't exist and cannot hurt you.Meanwhile sexy Wolvan:
Infinite kinohttps://youtu.be/XtnOuHIY5v4
>I hate 4cc
>>43232041
>>43232047*unzips dick*
>>43230902>mareNah, one of them is a fillyfag
>I hate the late night stimulation
>>43232313I love the early morning wake-up routine
>>43232379I hate my wakeup routine. Particularly for being so early.
Come join the exclusive pity party for fags with functional biological clocks.
Good marenings
Good marening big saars, on route to prepare breakfast, have Google play credit card ready.
>>43232588Will be joining you shortly.
>>43232588Need help?
>>43232642We're not in need of hands but if you come we'll find something for you
Good marening sars
We've got our best team on cum duty to cover your hashbrowns, breakfast will be tasty!
GOOD MORENING SARSbreakfast ready at 10
egg exploded :(
You fuckers better call your moms and wish them a happy mothersday today!
>>43232788but anon my mom's>no hooves
Jackbox at 2PM, everyone?
The angriešt filly
>>43232802I hate /ehm/
Good morning sirs
>the eggs ran outIt's so over.
>>43232731thank you for your service, but can you stop pouring salt straight from the fucking bag?
>>43232831The salt must flow
Food suggestion: chili con carne tonight? Well just need beans and tomato paste from the grocery team
Background Pony Bingo when the grocery runners return. Won't make it too long, we got plenty of other stuff to do!
We are doing "blind ponyguessr" this afternoon, has anyone got a laptop with access to d*scord that we could borrow?
This nigga's snorting mares.
>>43232831
>>43232843
The soup is waiting
>>43232834your dinner will be horsefucker soup
Group photo here in about 30 min
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
We do be needing kitchen jannies for cleanup
>>43232857The ceremonial cum glass is nearly empty
group photo here in 30 minutes
>I hate my sisters>I love my sisters
>>43232860forgot pic
Anyone considering PCH this year, or going but still looking for a room, reach out to either vinylanon or ponkaanon (the two fr*nchmen working the kitchen), we have a spare bed at the Corona.
PLUSHIE FOTOSHOOT NOW GOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!
>>43232881gogogogoogo
yo shop anons how far away are you?
If only you knew how apples things really are...
we need to kill them
>>4323285713 anons in a big bath with fire beneath while a suspiciously witch-like lady chops onions and carrots into it
>>43232900jesus >that hat reddit meetup
>>43232914You have to chop all the onions
Anyone know if they sell stuff at this gas station?
>>43231621Wtf is Scott the Woz doing there?
Sibling meetup!
Haber music gang
>>43232943Have sex now
>>43232928>>43232928Coffee, baguettes, refreshments and gas.Common grocery stores are usually open for some time on Sunday though
>>43232948Like so?
the group photo
Kill children!https://files.catbox.moe/h0a6q2.mp4
>>43232967Awww, yisss
Now that everyone is checking in on the thread I want to use the opportunity to shill my camping meetup again. >WhyBecause more meetups are always fun>WhenJuly 17-19 (there should be no other cons or meetup during this weekend I believe)>Where South-West Germany>Price Except for your share of the food it is free>Contact Infohttps://forms. gle/azgLWoGgMQrkdmYh9Write to quadratmeterhund@tuta.ioOr talk to PfalzAnon (they guy with the knife)
https://files.catbox.moe/6nzbd0.mp4
Rough Schedule:13:45 - Horsefucking panelapprox starting time 14-14:30 Jackboxsome time between 14-16 - moar food16:00 - Sauna starts20:00 - Grill time21:55 - Closing ceremony or something22:00 - Theater show
>panel about horsefucking>not a single phone in hand
>>43233036
Slinky communication
>>43232857why is it so mirky
>>43233065Concentrated brony essence.
I am a giga normie, this horsefucking panel is creeping me out
>>43233073This is what you are, Anon. Deep down you know it. being drunk greatly help to appreciate this panel
>>43233073To be honest I think everyone is. Let's face it we don't want to fuck horses. We want to have loving sex with our waifus. They just happen to share the same "equipment" but peepee in vagoo is only half of it when it comes to horseplay.
>>43233073>>43233077I thought the "horsefucking" part was only in the name
>>43233045>this was the most serious panel on EHM
Guys remember to check yourselves for ticks, I just found one feasting on me. Not sure how to get it off in one piece, if anyone got a tick remover that’d be great.
>>43233037I'll do my quiz after Jackbox
>>43233102If we can find a computer we'll do our ponyguessr competition after your quiz
There are free postacrds on the table near the entrance. You can also stamp them here!
>>43233098I have one, you know how to find me
can't beat the classics
>>43232872Anyway come to Ponycon Holland
>>43233073t. a faggot
Watch out for these little faggots
call the cops I don't give a fuck
>>43233184I will not pay for your transition
>>43233073Please tell me this was recorded and can be uploaded somewhere
>>43233253Nope, you had to be there.
Mare juice
Who stole the Mystery Powder btw?Keep passing it around.
the kitchenfag hiding hole is a little crowded
>>43233279shitty underwater basket weaving forum didn't upload the picrel
they're making the halušky by hand
>>43233307i did it again, gonna kms
Sauna is onQuiz is starting at 17:00
eastern euro "food"
delicious sloppa
>>43233320Maggot-core
>>43233327We need 3 teams of 4 people for the blind ponyguessr after the quiz. Get yourself a team!
Thanks you Peetzer Princess! I finally had a chance to try your peetzer and it was delicious!
The quiz will start at around 17:00 in the mane hall. Be there to win prizes and show that you are the smartest anon. Will take slightly less than an hour
>>43233045Dangerously based panel, they would never allow it at mare fair
>>43233391Hi l1ghtsolver
>>43233393Who?
There's still some food left. Go get done if you're hungry!
>>43233373You're welcome!
We got more goyslop in the form of sweet strawberry cottage cheese / cinnamon pierogi at the back of the mane room. Go claim your free slop!
>>43233445Btw don't knock the green strainer inna kitchen. Follow the indications on top of it if possible and talk a little to anon related.Poor lad's been feeling down and like he doesn't belong.
>>43233320>>43233334it was delicious though, kill yourselves you tasteless niggerfaggots
>>43233480It was good, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings anon…
Come to the hot tub for filly gay time
Who's able to drive tomorrow morning to the airport? I need to be there before 10...
