>Did you know Bon Bon told me you’re a sleeper agent for S.M.I.L.E? And that if I read some codewords and numbers out loud and say “the princess requests an audience with you” you’ll have to do whatever I say and go on a possible killing spree? Your real name also isn’t even Anonymous. Well anyway this is revenge. Once I activate the “Summer Soldier Protocol” you’ll be my loyal attack hound forever…
>>43230635Fuck off Lyra, your bluff won't get you any oats
Gosh, Lyra is so sexy...
>>43230635And it didn't cross your mind that stealing top secret government assets is going to lead to a mare hunt in which both of you are caught and disappeared. Congratulations dumbass, you've killed yourself and your best friend.
>>43230635pretty horsie pet pet
>>43230635I'll just use my unicorn magic to summon a deflect spell so it goes back to you.
>>43230635pretty horsie rape rape
>>43230700>In Soviet Russia, pony rapes YOU
>>43230701>get back to the good place, pony. you are too pure for this cruel world
>for example if I told you to kill all the ponies...https://youtu.be/CFNL7JnDvgQ?si=UXLsb0mC9s23oQCa
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>>43230701I work with someone who looks just like this, but with a different haircut and he's not as depressed.
>>43230700>>43230701Lyra would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
>>43230635Equestria is not infested with glowniggers and is not comically cruel to itself, what the fuck. But if it is, I'm going to break free, kill everybody responsible from Celestia to every last Bon Bon, find other sleeping agents and nurture their minds back into health, and for good measure release all glownigger archives to the public. That will show them.
>>43232516Lyra totally would. For research purposes, of course.
>>43230635Finally, an AiE hypno story with Anon as the victim
>>43232567don't you guys have a whole ass general?
>>43232567>AiEInto the trash it goes.
