How far do you think you could punt a filly?
Not far at all, both because I'm not strong and because I morally wouldn't be able to justify punting a filly.
>>43231455To the moon
>>43231455Sounds like a way to break a foot or ankle. No thanks.
>>43231869They're not made of tungsten, retard
>>43231455probably about 4 or 5 km
>>43231455Wtf don't punt the filly
How many fillies does it take to paint a wall?
>>43232760>>43231579>be attending your own pony wedding down at town hall>be marrying your true love>Mayor Mare asks if any pony objects to this union between you and your lovely horsebando>Sweetie Belle angrily raises her arm up>"Um, yeah, I do! Anon is mine.">Rarity tries covering Sweetie Belle's mouth with her hoof but thinks better of it once she starts biting>she starts to whisper something in Sweetie Belle's ear>"You want me to be happy for them?!" Sweetie Belle screeches, ignoring Rarity trying to shush her. "But I saw him first!">you've had enough of this bullshit>run over and grab Sweetie's tail>swing her around like you're Mario 64>throw her up in the air until she soars all the way to the moon>she doesn't come back down, Luna insists that she's fine tho>go on your honeymoon anyway>get a room so you can finally fuck your horsebando>some pony breaks into your room just as you're about to penetrate your husband's ponut>it's Nightmare Swibble>she gets mad when she sees you being gay with your horse husbando>grabs your dick with her new dark magic and starts swinging you around>throws you towards her>dick slides all the way into her pussy until your balls are slapping against her teats>starts massaging your dick with her horse pussy>feels so fucking good that you bust inside of her in ten seconds flat>horsebando starts crying about how this is "Breaking his heart!" as he trots out of the room>god, he is such a faggot>you shed a single tear for him>Nightmare Belle smirks at you>"So long, gay Anon."
>>43233596that green was made by a pug don't read dog fic bros
