You are presented with two options. The red button teleports you to Equestria but will also kill every human being on Earth at the same time after you do. The blue button will teleport every single MLP G1-G4 character, creature plus animals regardless of alignment or importance as well as towns/cities e.g. Ponyville and Canterlot to Earth, at random locations. You have 10 minutes to decide otherwise the buttons will teleport away and you will be doomed to the hellish life you exist in currently. What do you pick?
The only moral option is to leave these buttons alone until they disappear.
I shove the buttons in to my anus, king sombra congratulates me for my faggotry, and he rapes me, accidentally striking the red button with his giant horse cock.
>>43232765I will take a button in each hand and clap them together, sending the ponies et al into unfamiliar lands filled with strange suddenly-abandoned cities likely without contact with any of their current friends or family and stranding me in the empty shell of what was once Equestria.
>>43232765>press both>all humans die>ponies fix Earth>either die happy alone in Equestria knowing what I did or eventually be with poners when they recreate the red button teleport with magicgg
>>43232765>You are presented with two optionsWrong. There are three.>What do you pick?My nose probably.
>>43232765>press the blue button>Ponyville gets teleported to india (they have to spend the rest of their days trying to convince street shitters to poo in the loo)>Canterlot ends up in china (pony meat ends up on every corner market)I think even killing every mareloving anon on the planet would be more of a moral option than that.
>>43232765>literally trolley problemRED BUTTON RED BUTTON
Yeah, I gotta press neither. I'll just go to the grave telling myself that tomorrow Celestia will thank me for doing the right thing.
Pressing the red button is a net positive for everyone on earth present and past. Look most people are not happy, won't be happy and will continue to be miserable as they struggle just to survive in a microplastic and polluted hellhole they've made for themselves. They will suffer and die until death by cancer, nigger, heart attack, alzheimers or when the elites see no further use for them. And all generations will share that fate. Killing them off quickly is a mercy. The remaining animals will bounce back and the planet can and will return to a decent, harmonious state with time.
>>43232765Neither.
>>43232814God loves sacrifice. I feel like it would somehow be rewarded.
>>43232765Red button is a trap. No way anyone hits that goes to anything but Starlight's abomination of desolation timeline where it's nothing but dust and wind.
>>43233038So.... red button then?
>>43232765I would press the red button for free. I have nothing but contempt for my fellow man.
>>43232765I’m not pressing either, this seems like a lose lose situation to me.
>>43232765red button easily 'cause i'll be a pony in Equestria and what happens on earth will not matter anymore.
>>43233114Sorry pal, rules say teleport. Nothing about switching species.
>>43233118Anon, they have magic in Equestria.
>>43232765>genocide humans for a single selfish upside>wrench ponies away from their paradise onto our clump of dirt and shitBest option is choosing not to play. If I really needed to press something it would be blue, with the hope that magic will help ponies establish themselves as a force not to be fucked with. If it comes to it, Celestia will not raise the Sun until all of her demands are met. Also total yak death would become a real possibility.
>>43232765I'll quickly reverse engineer the portal technology using nothing but a screwdriver and passion, and freely publish my findings. You're welcome, suckers.
>>43233120>hooman doesn't want to give ear scritchies with his handstuff luck
>>43233135So?
>>43233137>"HOOMAN! YOU WILL NEVER BE A PONY! YOU WILL GIVE US EAR SCRITCHIES AND UPSIWS!"And that's Anon was cockblocked from having a horsecock.
>>43233142>gets teleported into Equestria as a h00mangg fagola
>>43233147>asks twilight to do some magic to make me a stallion and she does itPwned, n00b.
>>43233151>"Um, Anon, you better stay that way for ummmm, reasons. Now please, brush my mane."
>>43233159>"Twilight, I'll do just that if you make me a unicorn stallion. I could use magic to hold like 5 brushes for you."
>>43233044I want to end up in Glimmys fart dungeon
>>43233164>"You think you will instantly learn magic simply from transforming into a unicorn?">"Unicorn foals have to learn even how to do even basic telekinesis. And they naturally learn things faster than adults do.">"In fact, most adult unicorns don't even come close to grasping the smallest fraction of what magic can do!">"So now please, brush my mane before I force you to do it."
>>43233204>And they naturally learn things faster than adults doCounterpoint: they're not nearly as stressed out as I am.
>>43233204>"Yes, I would instantly learn magic because I am the Anonymous™ and hopefully there aren't any other anonymouses in Equestria after pressing that red button and also if I am able to get to Equestria then I would be a expert in the magic because I ain't gotta explain shit about magic. Now hurry now with that unicorn stallion magic spell, I really want to use magic and I promise I'll brush your mane if you do it."
>>43233111Based. End my suffering
>>43232768fpbp
>>43232787Ponies suddenly finding themselves in a mysteriously abandoned civilization and trying to pick up where we left off kinda sounds kino ngl.
>>43232765Damn, there's no button to push to force OP to not suck dicks?
>>43233316Alas, there are limits to even cosmic magical powers.
>>43232765Blue.
>>43233305I saw an idea for a green similar to that but it was actually about Equestria being Earth after an extinction event>Big Ben juts out of the sand on a beach in Polyneighsia>The damming of a river in Vanhoover causes water levels to drop, revealing the Ramses II monument>A scientific expedition to the Crystal North leads the unit to the discovery of a large, dilapidated bridge spanning the ice>Cloudwrangling ponies at the edge of Cloudsdale's borders find enormous towers of metal and glass piercing into the cloud tops
>>43232765Of the two, blue is the less catastrophic one, but obviously you just press neither. It's good, though, since this proves Equestria's existence and lets you hope for another chance.
>>43233560Fuck that. I'm pressing red.
>>43233127I don't know if you know this Anon, but our sun doesn't need raising. It just does what it does on its own. I would be impressed if Celestia could stop it though. Well, stop the Earth from rotating. Which would leave one side of Earth in eternal day.
>>43232787>actually presses red first by 0.0000002 seconds>you know what you did>soon will Luna>then Equestriauh oh
>Did you seriously kill 8.5 billion humans? Do you know what this means you idiot? We have to repopulate. So no mare sex ever for you! Do you hear me? Ever!
>>43234233Nah, I'm going to equestria as a pony. Get out of the way, wom*n.
>>43234233I'm going to make it 8.5 billion and one if you deny me my mare pussy.
>>43232765Leave the buttons alone
>>43233316This entire scenario is more realistic than that fantasy you came up with
>>43233316>Implying it takes force to make OP do that
>>43234233>Anon picks a droplet of cum from his mare wife's pussy and presents it to Meegan.>"Here, impregnate yourself.">Meegan organizes the rape gang to lock you up in repopulation-dungeon.>She rapes you every day until her belly gets bigger.>Princess Molestia suddenly breaks through the roof to save you from this hole.>"Don't worry, Anon, I came to save you from this unauthorized nonsense.">Teleports you up to her rape-dungeon.>Her kinks are much weirder than what the internet told you.>Starlight Glimmer opens the door.>"Don't worry, Anon, I came to save you from eternal sex sequence.">Teleports you to gas-dungeon.
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