It's over editionhttps://ehm.horse/contact@ehm.horse>What is it?A weekend pony retreat with European anons.>When and where?May 8-11Letovisko Slapy, near Prague, Czechia>Can I join?Anon, I...Previous thread:>>43228701
>>43236234autism.
>>43236234Name them, faggots
>>43236234so when is the meetup happening? I'm ready to hang out with some anons and make new friends!
>>43236234lol the guy in the middle in front of the flag>it's over...
Hey guys I just showed up! Where you at? There's only mares here...
Were they watching horses fuck again like last year?
>>43236263he knows he's been chosen. he's gonna be the one in the barrel, making horse noises as he takes cock all night
>>43236267No, but there was a very interesting panel...
>>43236234>New thread while I was posting my "Got home" postLinking it here: >>43236279
>>43236031Reminder if you still didn't fill it:https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0XbGn6/
>>43236281>>43236279>Did the Gallusfag end up fucking or notSadly no
Did this anon even survive the night?
>>43236295his butt hair did
>>43236295he woke up in Equestria
>>43236286I think the pizza was a really great addition. I’m a fucking autist who just can’t stand some pretty ordinary arbitrary things in food (lucked out this time and ate everything) but pizza is a decently safe alternative unless you’re an allergyfag or vegan. One thing I did come to realize was that we had a deep fryer but no tendies. Absolute disgrace.>>43236281>spoilerI think there was only one, the other one couldn’t come. I would also, like the other anon, have gotten a pic of the daki but there’s always a next year.
>>43236295Ya, dude just went a little heavy on the booze is all. Was back on his feet in the morning.
>>43236309>tendiesWell... Since you asked nicely and that I happen to know how to make that those may very well be on next year's EHM's menu.Also pretty easy to setup for mass cooking.
>>43236309There were people waiting the Gallusfag, I am pretty sure there was only one around. He was posting pics and kinda walking around with the daki, so you have some chance to take a pic
>>43236323>waitingI meant baitingIt is so over for me
I hope all of you had a great time. Wish I could have made it.
>>43236330I had an amazing time. Something I would have liked to do though is go into town. Like, crash a pub or something. But the company alone was more than enough. I guess you could almost say this whole friendship thing… is magic or something.Maybe next year I will host a panel for the first time so look out for that.
>>43236286I ate only 1 slice and it was pretty burnt, shit happens, wouldn't hesitante on eating it again tho
>>43236234so many unc on this pic its depressing
>>43236354>frognigger
>>43236354>uncThe fuck does that mean, not everyone can be that Kim Kardashian twink femboy
>>43236354the show is 15 years old by now what did you expect zoomlet
I have finally made it home after the delay so here's the full res of the three pics requested. First is the raceist Luna.
2nd is Burger Princess
And last is the filly camp.
>>43236412>filly braids uohh!!
>>43236412>christfilly>engaging in witchcraft
Listening to days gone by watching a ton of images I and other anons took during the weekend while drinking polish airport beer. As sad as I am that it’s over it’s also kind of bittersweet as well. Until next time faggots. Now keep me entertained until my flight gets here.
Does anyone know the official egg count?
>>43236473Zero eggs were fertilized at the meetup.
>>43236473367
>>43236412me on the left
The soup made it back safely this time as well, feel free to contribute a photo for the label, otherwise I'll pick one of mine.There will be some kind of very freeform feedback form to gather opinions so we can improve future EHMs.I do like the freeform vibe with not too much hard planning and set times, but I think we are slowly getting to a point where there are more anons that want to do/present things than what we have time during the weekend to run.We'll figure it out somehow.Thanks everyone for making this The Euroanon event of the year.
>>43236339>Something I would have liked to do though is go into town. Like, crash a pub or something.Holy normalfag. Name one thing that a pub has that we didn't or can't just get ourselves.
>>43236518Normalfag reactions, retard
The TKO designshttps://files.catbox.moe/ad5vy6.7z
>>43236295Thank you for your concern, I got properly trashed, but I was back to helping load the dishwasher before most of you woke up.
Finally made it home, thanks for the great weekend anons, I had a blast.
>>43236234I have advertisement fatigue
Last stretch
just came her to tell you all you fuckers should neck yourselfseeing this on the front page made me want to vomit after reading one of your threadsi hate you and everything you live foru exist to fuck yourself and I’m glad you’ll never procreate because you are horse fucking retards
>>43236768Based, thank you for the blessing
>>43236372American zoomer nignog lingo.
The weather right after is complete bedlam. We really hit the best time.
>>43236930Fucken saved. Epic
>>43236339No pub in Slapy could possibly have the quality of drinks that we did.
>>43236930DO YOUR DAMN JOB DASHIE
>>43236372unc(ut)
>>43236473Eggs purchased: 300Eggs consoomed: 270
>>43236408>>43236410>>43236412Thank you, Anon. Those are nice works.
>>43237099Alright. Who stuffed 30 eggs up their ass?
I hope you enjoyed the bar service. Let me know which drinks you liked the most and if there were any missing that you would like to see on the menu in the future.
>>43237218and heres the other page.Thanks to everyone who helped around to bar and to all the anons for not breaking too many glasses.
>>43237213I saw somebody running innawoods with them!
If you have anything you want reimbursed then send me an email (shoob at shoo dot by) and ideally provide proof of purchase.
>>43237252Anything?
>>43237275gay services are not covered
>>43237218>>43237222Thanks a lot bartenderanon, I'm still feeling hungover.>favourite drinkSurprisingly to me, the Applejack. The filly piss juice was also very tasty.>Drink wishlist I'm no cocktail expert but if for next year you can find a grill or a troonie to cosplay as Inky Rose so she can spit in my drinks I'd be the happiest retard ever.>>43237252Can I send you my parking bill? 80€ for three days, I've been fucking scammed.
>>43237218>FavoritesDefinitely the AJ one and like that anon above yeah the filly piss was surprisingly good.
>>43237218My favourite drink was the late night tears when I ordered the Summer Sun Celebration.
>>43237218>FavoriteOf the ones I tried? Summer Sun Celebration.>suggestionsSomething low or nonalcoholic with electrolytes in it. Some of the drinks were deceptively strong and an in between to help you not get totally wasted would be nice. We had the sodas here tho.
>back to workGood morning, sirs.
Now that I've shared a room with some of you without being molested I'd like to gague interest for doing a ski week/weekend this winter. I promise deep snow, saunas, tons of beer and that we are going to the biggest autists on the piste.Sounds fun? Send me an email. Nothing is binding and no previous knowledge of skiing is required.skiingtrip@iwtcird.se
>>43237332Sounds fun but I have no idea about my schedule next year. What country are we talked about? Austria? Finland?
>>43237218Of the few ones I tried, the Daisy was really nice. And not only because of the pony.
So, we've had arm wrestling. Should I try looking into bringing a couple safe training weapons to let you guys duel for your waifus next time? Anyone interested?
>>43236768>Still drinking tears from normies after 15 years You gotta love it.
>>43237367Give me a saber and I swear upon the sun to defend the honour of my Solar Sovereign!
>>43237374Hold up, I thought we were normies for actually meeting irl and having fun
>>43236295he was like one of the 4 i know of that ended up like this at some point during the weekend, me included. all of us ended up alive and well.this is my reminder to (you) tha heavy drnking in the sauna is not a smart move, i ended up eating shit on the paved path like 3 times during my 15 meter walk to my tent and had to clock out to sleep at 8pm to not cause any further embarrassement :P
>>43236518>name on thing that a pub has that we didn'tnormalfags to baffle with out soulful retardation and unfiltered autism, obviously.>>43236523THIS.
>>43237367YESYESYES!ALSO: i suggest a soft hand to hand tournament next year! I had Pfalz-anon smack me around a bit in the grass and really enjoyed the playfighting! What i mean by soft hand to hand is grapples, takedowns, and holds without any punching or kicking.
>>43237426Admit it, you just want to hold hands with other anons and pretend it's not gay.
>>43237218thank you for your lovely work!>the Loiraabsinthe diluted with zelenácarefully tailor made for inebriating and then raping humans [\spoiler]
>>43236768I love you too, nonny!
The things you can find in Prague.
I just arrived home and can finally post in the threads.>>43237218Thank you for your bar service, bro! You were a cornerstone of this meetup's succes! My favourite drink was Milky's Espresso. I still wonder whom'st took the bar sign.>>43236286They looked fantastic, but I didn't see a single one without meat on it. I could've aksed about it in the kitchen, but didn't due to retardation. Next time!>>43236354Time stops for nopony.>>43237213Don't worry about it.>>43237456Awww hell yeah and awww hell nah in one picture. Very nice.
>>43237426Tussling around, especially when drunk can be somewhat dangerous if one or both parties have no prior experience of any kind of wrestling.The soft practice weapons with no grabbling allowed would probably actually be more safe option to most people.
>>43237462well Pfalz did a fuckton of wrestling and i myself have some amateur experience in getting my shit rocked by people who actually did combat sports, we didn't really go after eachother, just a few friendly oriented tussles, though i do suppose you have a point, somepony with little awareness of their strength/weight could hurt their opponent pretty badly... :(
>>43237356I'm thinking Sälen, Sweden since it's fairly cheap, pretty close to where I live and accessible by plane. Anything is on the table though, if there is enough interest we'll figure out the details together.
>>43237332Tons of Ski Resorts on the west sude of austria and probably log cabins too somewhere.Guess Finland has that too?
>>43237496I've never been to neither Austria nor Finland, would be super cool as well! I'd like to keep the price down as much as possible though as to keep this accessible and not eat away at our con budgets too much, but there are definitly options.
>>43237462Yeah, playing jugger it's extremely important to make the two guys wrestling for the skull about the same size and that's when everyone is sober. A beer is fine, but getting smashed and then doing anything like that is begging for issues. I wouldn't trust my experienced crew with it, much less randoms. We just gotta do it earlier in the day for the most part or make the drinking the victory feast.
>>43237505I'll further add that while the weapons are padded, you can still fuck someone up with them if you're being a careless asshole. Just the nature of the beast, can't get around physics. So as I do volunteer to be another salt watcher in the presence of our favourite salt aficionado, so will we need some common sense screening for this.
>>43237332I'd be down as long as I don't have to ski
>>43237426>really enjoyed the playfighting!I bet you did...
>>43237459My head will be replaying nonstop your>I don't want no pickle And >Aw hell NAH type shit
>>43237493>>43237499My impression is that Sälen is one of the more higher end/expensive ski resorts in Sweden.Look into the more low-end places like Kungsberget or similar and bus people there and see what a cabin+everything would end up at for approx 8-10 people. Where you want to end up, would depend a bit on how hard you want to lean into the skiing part though.>>43237496I think those are more expensive than what the Swedish ones are.>>43237524You can always try the kiddie slope and then just do after-ski the rest of the weekend.
>>43237550Sälen is definitly on the higher end in Sweden, but by european standards it's still very affordable. Kungsberget is a good option though, and there is also Romme and Orsa which are both pretty decent.
>>43237459Your fucking random ass meme reactions are gonna be stuck in my head now.
jävla svenska
>>43236592I put you in the recovery position anon, can't have faggots choking on their vomit>>43236930Epic>>43237218All the drinks were nice but I especially loved strawberry sunrise and filly juice>>43236339That would've been neat. It sucks that we didn't get a normie "live reaction" picture this year>>43237426>Pfalz-anonDude is shredded, he should've arm wrestled
>>43237218I personally liked the filly juice the most
Fuck it. The voices won. See you anons at normiefair 2026.
>>43237549>>43237597Pickle?! Nah man! Pickle no good!>>43237332Sent :)
>>43237618Cheers, much appreciated, you're a good anon, anon. However, I shall hold a grudge against you for denying me my trip to Equestria.
Back home again! Man the weekend was so much fun.The strangest thing was happening me on my ride back home. The train was so cold that I think it was making me sleepy. But that that's not the strange part. Whenever I'd close my eyes from being sleepy, I'd see you anons again and talk to you guys. I thought I was going schizo...>>43237218my fav was the Summer Sun Celebration
>Arrive home >sit down at the computerNow what...?
>>43237218The drinks were so fucking good man.
>>43237426The Wrestling was fun, we definitely need to do something like that again next time
I love how every Anon was willing to help out with something
>>43237714It would feel bad not to, and someone had to do it!
>>43237218I really enjoyed the Virgin Applejack without lemon juice ^:)Also, here are some videos of anons trying to fly a kite without any wind and the My Little Karaoke competition:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imm7Dnj67Ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6aKZsM_0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeSZGE4bBFohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lslu7IDxCc
Finally home. Now I can get back into the wage cage tomorrow...
>>43237738haha yeah i love being a wagecuck ... haha
>>43237618>Dude is shredded, he should've arm wrestled...he did, you dumb dumb
>>43237703gladly! see you in July
I'm curious anonsWhat nationality are you and which nationality did you find were coolest to chill with?
ah hell naw
>>43237149anon, it's ai slop
>>43237751The idea is that everyone else is supposed to get more shredded for the next time.
>>43237799The only thing I'm shredding is cheese.
>>43237804Kitchen gooning squad forever.
>he cant shred because his gooning arm is weak
>>43237799I was so shredded I ended up shredding a chunk of my thumbnail with the cheese.It actually just tore pretty bad and none ended in the cheese so dw you didn't eat it.
>>43237763Yes, and?
>>43237756>What nationality are youbohunk.>what nationality did you find closet to chill withkrauts and polaks, though that's probably just because of the larger sample size of those groups. spürdos were closely behind. though i had no problem with any nationality, and honestly couldn't have guessed who's who if i hadn't heard them speaking their native... honestly i think it's more of an individual anon thing, we were focusing on the similarities of our autistic obsessions to band us together way more than any cultural similarities
>>43237759Pickle!
>finally leaving the train station to head to the airportI am going to miss Linky and her cheese slope announcements
>>43237898>I hate text to image model
>>43237714I wasn't ^:)
>>43237917>Linky cheese slop"linka číslo ..." means "line number ..."
>>43237924Devilish.
>>43237924We're going to find you and we're going to boop your waifu
>>43237252Deadline tomorrow, I'll start sending payments on thursday
Hey FinnbrosAre these mares asking for it?Asking for a friend
>>43237756>What nationality are you French>which nationality did you find were coolest to chill with?Don't really have one tbdesu. Pretty much everyone was lovely to hang around with.To me you're all anons, nationalities don't matter
>>43237756>What nationality are youjävla svenska>which nationality did you find were coolest to chill with?don't have one, it was a blast hanging out with all of you
>>43237756We Poles joked a little of how each of us wanted international meeting and definitely not a polish youtube comment section.>>43237213Not ass, but styrofoam cooler box. I was put into dilemma. Either I take it or it's just perished.
>>43237213It was rarity, didn't you pay attention to the theater play?
>>43237994I don't think they can answer, I just ran into them at the airport and they are apt to take off.>>43237925I spoke too soon, Linky is also being announced at the airport.>>43237756Dutch, and of course the best nationality to hang around with is Equestrian.
Uhhh, chads?
>>43238091Oh hey (you) are traveling quite close to my place
I hope everyone's condoms are holding up. The magnet tape I used was kinda weak, but due to the idea being born pretty much last minute, I had not had the time to get anything better.
>>43237756Bongs are weird, why didn't any of them use the bsauna or jacuzzi?
>>43238231They didn't have a loicense
>be a nobody >people will probably have forgotten my name or look whenever were gonna bump into each other
>>43238300Sovl. Is there a cloud where we're dumping our images yet?>>43238313>probably have forgotten my nameVery likely, I'm awful with names.>or lookImpossible, I never forget a face.
>>43238300Holy kino
>>43238344
>>43238313If you ended up with some good chats, I'd count it a success. I'm not expecting to be remembered particularly either.
>>43238344Holy fuck. Why is this so god damn funny?
>>43238313Hey everyone it's that cool fucking dashfag! AW HELL YEAH!
>>43238300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-IpoyEHkE
Photo album here:photos (dot) app (dot) goo (dot) gl/1BtugyJ9sHzDMoLG9
>>43237756>What nationality are youAustralian >which nationality did you find were coolest to chill with?Europeans ^:)All you guys where crazy fun. I'm very glad I went and I'm looking forward to the next one.
>>43238313Semi-related, there were quite a few people I didn't know at the start but hung out with during the meetup, and looking back at the photos and videos I'm like "hey, I was sitting right next to this guy and I didn't even talk to him"I'm curious which one you are. I try to talk to Anons when I have the chance but yeah sometimes it doesn't happen. Seeing that you care about being recognized you're not a true background Anon.
>>43237756>Nationality Czechbro>Which nationality is the coolestAll the nor/mlp/eople of course
>>43238231I went to asauna and bathed in the soup, I wasn't aware there was a bsauna.
>>43236759I'm seeing the path to the Galacon gazebo
>>43238344Beautiful
>>43237756>NationalityDanish>Coolest nationalityAll of (You). It's lovely not having to be concerned about nationality circle jerks and just being able to melt into any ongoing chat with whoever.
>>43238406Thank you, photobro!
>>43238707Can't unsee.
>>43238313>tfw I never look at the nametag and don't know the names of most people I talked with
>>43239265>tfw kept looking at the nametags but I either have memory of a goldfish or couldn't read the hand writing
I thought you guys were schyzos but I swear I just saw Wolvan this morning.
>>43239287I can hear Wolvan screaming in my walls
Wolvan keeps screaming karaoke songs in my ear while i am trying to fall asleep. And hes wearing that stupid sexy green suit
I will never unhear Wolvan playing Rockband and singing the Immigrant Song from Led Zeppelin, doing that initial screamThat must have been heard in a nearby village
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH
>>43239311>>43239324https://files.catbox.moe/dhn7rr.mp4
>>43237824/k/ cum brownies or /mlp/ nail cheese?
>>43239381>appljackBut what about applejack?
>>43239287>>43239311>>43239316>>43239320I am going to forever haunt your sleep as your sleep paralysis demon. Just ask Whiskey
Since I didn't find time to sing this at the campfire I'll at least sing it in the threadhttps://voca.ro/1iFwpFgrNaN9
Would (You) a wild mare if presented the chance? Need expert horsefucker advice.
>>43239389He did explain it. Did you even pay attention?
>>43239416sovl
>>43239420I forgor
>>43239419hey! the last time i stood there i got flashed! i would highly advise against doing anything more than staring, the zookeepers might take issue if you whip your dick out.
>>43239424>might
Sorta meetup that could benefit from some poisoned Kool-Aid.
>>43239436We tried but it didn't fucking work.
>>43239420I don't even know what I said
When's Eurofucker Horse Meetup?
>>43239287>>43239311>>43239316>>43239320>>43239324>>43239344https://files.catbox.moe/ggq9zc.mp4Shine on you crazy diamond.I miss you all so much already!
>>43239447my fucking sides holy shit miss you guys too
>>43239447Holy kek
>>43239442That wasn't even your worst abomination, pic related.>>43239320T'was an epic performance though.>>43239401100%. Dranon (whom'st unfortunately couldn't attend) can confirm this.
>>43238313I remember faces pretty well but definitely not the names. Chances are I either remembered you from an event or was glad to see a new face! It was really cool seeing all the faces from previous events at one spot. I wish I spoke to more anons. Every conversation is gold.
>>43239447
>>43236234So these are the faces of /mlp/ I'm arguing day to day?Or are you creatures even uglier and retarded looking than this?No wonder Rapeape is still alive. No wonder you're all a bunch of easy to manipulate sheepl that are also pretentious. None of you losers have the guts nor the balls to do somebody in. Also really ugly plushies, make your own or hire a competent plush maker and not some furfag ripping you off.
>>43236234I swear did you all come from the same mother? and you guys live in the city?
>>43239498We also all work in IT
>>43239499Which department/field?
>>43239503Web Forum Management
>>43239503Online janitorial services
>>43239503Broom Operator (full remote)
>>43239461How do you get your sausage that big?
The last spurdos have landed. Holy fuck this meetup was so fun! Thank you all so so much! So many fun memories, still have "Anons to the Core" playing in my head.Though none of you lived up to the name of the event literally, I respect all of you! I'm still giggling to myself about our panel.>>43237994Saar, those three appear to be underage fillies. If anything, they probably are asking to be cuddled gently and have sweat and cumstains be laundried off of them.
