When Anon's outfit consists of a shirt, shorts and sandals with socks.
She's starting to get it.
>>43236838>Darling, I simply cannot be seen with you in such garish attire. I demand you remove your clothes at once!>EW YOU HAVE A BONER! This is no better, I refuse to be complacent in you inevitably poking somepony's eye out with that thing!>I suppose you expect me to do something about it, don't you..? Fine!>GLRK~
>ew, cargo shorts
Rarity will never offer to make clothes for me because I'm very fat and she's aware that she can't make that look good.
>>43236838I'm going to Equestria as a pony stallion so there is no sandals.
>>43236967>get sent into Anthroquestria as an anthro stallion
>>43236967Your cutie mark's going to be a human face and everypony will instinctively expect you to wear human clothing at all times and act like a human, and if you ever ask them to treat you like a pony they'll look at you funny.
>>43236985I don't see Doctor Hooves with a time lord face cutie mark or any of the barbie portal ponies with their faces on their flanks. I will get the ? cutie mark as any other anons will know another /mlp/ chad is in Equestria.
>>43236961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaAe1cwxas
>>43237011>I don't see Doctor Hooves with a time lord face cutie mark or any of the barbie portal ponies with their faces on their flanks.That's because their characters exist for other reasons. You exist as a gag character to remind everyone that you're a human even if you pretend otherwise.
>>43237021anon, there is a difference between 200 pounds of muscle and 100 pounds of fat and 100 pounds of muscle and 200 pounds of fat
>>43236838I would do this out of spite
>>43236952>Why, hello there, darling. It seems that we've run into each other yet again. And what crime against fashion are you committing today, hmm?>Oh my! Is that a sweater that you're wearing, a wool sweater, and in springtime too?>And do you have it tucked into---You're wearing athletic shorts? With a sweater tucked inside them?!>What in Equestria...? You don't feel dizzy or anything, do you? Are you sure you're feeling alright today, dear?>You are. Well, sure, you say that you are. But are you really sure, hmm?>Oh, darling, no. I will not let this go. No, no, no, no---a thousand times---No!>Not when you've already been walking around town this entire time dressed like... that.>I simply cannot let any other pony see you like this. At best you'll offend, and at worst you might even begin to start a trend. You never know with Pinkie...>And of course you're pitching an awfully large tent in there, too, aren't you?>Don't deny it. I can see you stretching out the fabric right now. It's even pointing right at me.>And it's... moving...>This simply will not do. I suppose I'll have to take care of your needs again, won't I? A lady's work truly is never finished, it seems.>Fine then. Take them off, right now. Quickly.You know, you could just teach me how to dress myself.>You could also just wear that suit I made for you when you first came to Ponyville, but you don't do that either, do you?>All in due time, darling. All in due time...>GLRK~
>>43236952>>43237147Wow, that's one helpful pony!
>>43237086You DO work out for your waifu don't you Anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-k0Z2piOk4
>>43237160I've gained 30 pounds in two years and am starting to get a frog neckMai waifu isn't real.Find your determination where you can.
>>43237147I need Rarara to roast me rape me and help me dress better
>>43237160My gymcel fatigue is evolving into gymcel exhaustion
>>43236838>OP is using a AI generated imagecringe
>>43237294adapt or die, fuckbag
Fuck you Rares. What else am I supposed to wear in spring and summer?
>>43237306Linen, no socks. Accessorize.
>>43236838
>>43237501damn, Spike is looking fresh!
>>43236838 I only wear black trousers with Polo looking shirt on top in the summer. I cannot deny on the fact that I wear thicc socks with sandals.
>>43237289I'd be happy with just the middle one
>>43238014You wouldn't be happy being raped, get real. If you're looking forward to it that's just impromptu sex where she's taking the lead.
>>43236838Did you ever watch the show? Or are you one of the moronic oldfags who never watched past S2?Rarity would hate you using one of the Computer Rendered Artificial Pictures, as per Inspiration Manifestation.
>>43238019Same thing
>>43238052>Chastising people for not consooming slopDo newfags really?
>>43238052Everything past s1 isn't canon
>>43238286First two seasons plus everything I like afterwards is canon.
>>43236838Her mane is unkempt
>>43239058she's worrying again
>>43239058Would she be offended or appreciative if you offered to brush her mane?
>>43239073I think she'd be okay with it just as long as you remembered not to pull too hard and to actually use a hairbrush this time and not your boner.
>>43239076I'm pretty sure if I tried to drag my dick along her mane she'd yank on it until it has a 90 degree bend in it.
>>43239078Rarity's not Twilight. She wouldn't hesitate to rip your cock off with her magic if she thought it'd be a good punishment.
>>43239073>>43239076Damn. So no hairjob?
>>43239169I mean, maybe if you're really close and you discuss how it's a kink for you, but definitely not unprompted.
>>43237292I was gymcel until I realized I liked dudes again. Now I get twinks who won't commit to me that I can pick up and throw around but I want the one I loved as a teen back. I think wanting to look better for your waifu would give motivation if you pair it with some realistic real world goal
>>43239081>Rarity's not Twilight. She wouldn't hesitate to rip your cock off with her magic if she thought it'd be a good punishment.She'd rip herself on your cock
>>43239360true, true. I'd even hold her in n out with my hooves for maximum plapping that no plap has ever plapped before.
>>43239238I didn't ask for your faggy sob story.
