Imagine being balls deep in AJ and she starts squeezingYou KNOW she can squeeze harder than Dash
>>43237764I would say "YEEOOOWCH" because now my penis is flat and destroyed
>>43237966My dick's weirdly wide so maybe her squeezing my dick would get it to be round and normal.
>>43237764>>43237966Tomar, what would you do if you were with your pony wife, and you were, y'know, getting down to business, but suddenly she used her superior vaginal muscle control to crush your dick so hard that it turned 2D when you pulled out?
>>43237764UNFFFF APPLEJACK PLAP PLAP PLAP OH OH UNF UNF UNFFF
>>43237970You get your pony wife's pony best friend to blow into your dick and reinflate it, idiot.
>>43237970How does Zach/Chris know so much about horse pussy?
>>43237764>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>FOR CELESTIA'S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43237985Ireland is a very lonely place, and there's nothing to do but slide around mud roads on your belly, do maintenance on your house to ensure The Rot can't get in, or fuck horses.
>>43237988Makes sense. I just figured Cory Delaminguez told them about it.
>>43237970*Ignores your hypothetical*>>43237995I swear there was an episode where Cory talked about drawing Rarity fart porn once.
That's very fine, bevause my I have a micropenis, so that way she'd feel it! ^^
>>43238115This is a beautiful post, god bless you.
>>43237764Imagine being balls deep in Israel and it starts squeezing. Just squeezing like a nice grippy little goblin. It's walls circulating and musculating around your penus. Imagine all of Israel moaning against your cock with each squeeeeze. Imagine it. Imagine how Israel would feel. Inagine the hole you would gape, knowing Israels gluey gooey ooey is better than America's HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW, APPLEFAG???
>>43238258>Ponies are spiritually IsraeliIt explains so much about the series.
>>43238258>gluey gooey ooeyI'm pretty sure there's a minimum age you gotta be to post here, man.
>>43238278RING A DING DING DING Ohhhh what's that sound, you ask? That's my RETARD BELL. it's the bell I ring when SOMEONES BEING FUCKING RETARD RING RING DING DING DING DING DING IM older than you. I'm BIGGER than you. I'm STRONGER than you EVER will be. And I'm a gentleman? Yes. With my two, extremely beautiful, manly, beautiful hands, I'm going to grab onto those two glazed hams youre smuggling in your skid marked under roos that you call an ass. I'm gonna grab them, and spread them apart so wide and so fast that your starfish becomes exposed and every last clothing rips off your body at once. I ring my RETARD BELL when someone's being RETARDED... Because I RAPE THE RETARDATION DIRECTLY OUT OF THEM. >OHH takeshi!!! Please takeshi I can't handle that!!! Please!!!!! Don't rape my retard out of me!!!FUCK SHUT THE UP. IM GOING TO PACK YOUR DIRT INSIDE THE CRACK OF THE ASS WITH MY BEAUTIFUL COCK AND IM GONNA DO IT UNTIL IT FORMS A CLOG IN YOUR SHIT PIPES. You will cry. Ponies will be aghast at what I, takeshi, have done. But it's a national good. You will WISH you could swap places with Israel and it's destroyed holes. But you are losing several virginities tonight, I'm going to rape you until you look like a ruined bigfoot. Years pass by after this. It's one of your weekly visits by Applejack, who comes to check on your now PRRMANENT STATE OF POST RAPE DISABILITY. Applejack will look at you, disappointedly, shaking her head, remembering that you were RETARDED once. Before she sighs a sigh of relief, a very relieved sigh, I say twicely and nicely. You'll be wearing a colonoscopy bag from the raping I am doing to you right now, but she will accept that. Because you'll simply sit on the porch, in a rocking chair all day, muttering. You will be less retarded than you have ever been in your entire life and that's saying something. It's saying I'm going to rape you until you aren't retarded anymore.
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>>43238306Takeshi, speaking these absurdities to try and push people away is just a coping mechanism. Just because that one retarded kid got close to you and then ran into traffic after his ball and died... that isn't your fault man. You can let other people in and stop saying stupid shit like this. Unless... it's true what the oji-sans say when they think no one's listening, and you really did throw the ball into traffic yourself to lead that kid to his death. In which case you probably should keep spouting off this hot nonsense to keep folks distracted.Godspeed, Takeshi.
>>43237764Except I'd have sneakily replaced the lemon with a squish ball so she'd be squeezing that instead, and she wouldn't even realize it because she'd have her eyes closed to protect her from the non-existent lemon juice. Then I'd say, "That's not a lemon," and she'd open one eye to look, at which point I would squeeze a hidden lemon of my own, blinding her in one eye.
>>43237988>medieval living and horsepussyIt's about as close to Equestria as you're getting on earth.
