What if Derpy were a stinky stallion?
>>43238134sexo
>>43238134Why stinky? Get some soap and wash him, I suppose.It reminds me: do prey animals have this thing where you can't tell if you smell until other people tell you? There's no way there's no evolutionary disadvantage to it.
>>43238203I imagine prey animals would have a pretty good sense of smell to help them be aware of their surroundings, so they'd know if they were stinking real bad and could be more easily detected by whatever the hell hunted horses in the wild before we domesticated all of them.
>>43238134then that would be a different pony and not derpy
Watch out OP, many here would enjoy a stinky stallion. Oh wait, you're OP, you should know
>>43238203parents always said don't get a male dog as pet, they always stink like pee. not sure if that's also true for horses tho
>>43238320Female dogs stink as well.
>>43238320That just sounds like your parents don't know you're supposed to wash your dog occasionally or are too lazy to.
>>43238134Do you think his balls are also uneven?
>>43239035Are Derpy's teats uneven?
>>43239618One's an innie and the other's an outie.
>>43238134I will let her rape me after I sucked her tasty stallion dick
>>43238134You silly filly! She isn't stinky, that would be linky!
>>43239757What do you have against Linky?!
>>43240372Linky is stinky, but i'm not picky so i would give her pussy a licky!
>>43238134uh oh stinky
>>43239639That would translate to male Derpy having one high and one low hanging testicle.
>>43238134>you're fighting for your life under her huge horse cock>she doesn't even realize she's on top of youJust imagine
>>43238134So... normal Derpy? (She has a huge marecock)