Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, Jumbo Don, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>43221232
>>43238986Jumbo Don
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I'm crying because I fear I might be creating slopa.Also, I love my ponk. She do ponk things, she is the ponkster.
>>43239008I like that there's at least one Copyponk still out in there
>>43238986Look at this horse. You see her? That's my wife! And she's tired of this FUCKING CAPTCHA
>>43239018just stop spamming
G5 movie will always be good.
Goodmarening fellow, hoomans
>>43239008If you're creating things that bring you personal and genuine joy then it's never slop.
>>43239031Go to bed, Lyra.
>>43239045Lyra wouldn't post on here, you're all too rude. She'd wince at the stuff you say and then go hug Bon Bon.
>>43239064She would then come back and not really know why. She doesn't get anything out of this, she kind of hates it, yet she just keeps coming back. I am Lyra.
>>43239069Well no, you're not in the slightest bit bothered by anything you read here, you just have had your dopamine receptors fried and can only get any sort of joy from making someone else mad.
>>43239033It is give me joy, but it does feel like a herculean task. I must try regardless.
>>43239089Your mare would do the same for you if she loved you as much as you love her. Keep going, anon!
>>43239071But enough about you
Nothing new will ever be good unless it's based upon the very limited selection of things I already like. Stuff I'm neutral to has the potential to be good but it's unlikely.
>>43239111I try not to make people mad on here since making someone else's day worse doesn't make mine better.
>>43239129Thanks Pinkie, I wish the rest of the board had your same mindset.
>>43238781>>43238714>>43238711Another episode that also really undermines Read it and Weep's moral is Testing 123. Since that one goes onto show that RD's opinion on reading in general is basically still the same as it was and she hasn't even tried reading anything else besides Daring Do, meaning her horizons have barely even expanded.
>>43239141No, it doesn't. History is not adventure, they are two completely different genres.
>>43239141It's okay for her not to like all books. It would be weird if she just turned into a bookworm from reading one thing she happened to like.
The whole making daring do real thing really reminds me of that time on star trek where the computer declared its undying love for geordi through a hologram character, but then in a followup episode they redirect the love story onto the real person the hologram was based on and never deal with the computer-romance at all.Has exactly the same kind of misunderstanding feel to it.
If they absolutely had to make her real they could at least have been a little clever about it, like how tintin is based on that one danish globetrotting reporter irl, but obviously the real one never met yetis, ufo's, magic mushrooms from space, or went to the moon. the comic adventures are really exaggerated compared to the real story.
Reading everyone's dumb excuses why Daring Do is bad just tells me none of you understand Dashie as a character. I don't care if you don't like the idea of Daring Do being real, but don't try to justify it by undermining Dashie. You can dislike a thing without making up bullshit.
>>43239202>don't try to justify it by undermining DashieNo need. Dashie undermines herself plenty.
>>43239202So, there's this thibg called cause and effect right...
When I get to Equestria I'm gonna do a mini book club with Dash and Twilight where I'll introduce them to some fun Earth stories and see what they think of them.
>>43239220Doesn't Fluttershy have a book club with her animals, invite them too!
>>43239211Fake news!!
>>43239223True, good call!
>>43238986Anyone remember the conversion bureau fics? I just love the idea of an all out race war in fiction, something very primitive about it and being set in the modern world makes it even cooler. I know its retarded but I love it, especially when it isn't written as a curb stomp. Anyways I'm slowly writing a green like that set in 2035. Also have an interest in gnosticism (not as in I believe its real) so I want to incorporate elements of that but not in a forced manner, just as it all comes to me naturally. I've thankfully gotten my imagination back that I lost for years cause I went kookoo
>>43239154Sounds like a fun Galaxy Quest plot with Daring trying her best every time crazy fangirl Rainbow Dash drags her into a conflict way above her pay grade. The only possibility I don't like is after the crushing reveal to Rainbow that her hero lied, it'd be yet another episode that blows Rainbow's ego into the stratosphere for being better than everyone.>Thanks for saving me Daring Do, I knew you had it in you!>I only did what you would've done. You're my hero Rainbow Dash.Barf.
>>43239211true news
>>43239033>If you're creating things that bring you personal and genuine joy then it's never slop.This is not true at all.>>43239129>making someone else's day worse doesn't make mine better.It should.
I look forward to watching the video essay about Cozyfag when someone finally leaks his dms and peeps his hard drive.
>>43239496You're just gonna find some torrented series and like 50 USD of random crypto
Sometime I really wish I could go into a sandbox world and remove everything I hate about this fandom.
>>43239722you're the perfect villain for a new season
>>43239386you are everything wrong with this board.
>>43239722I'd just remove all faustfags. Would fix 99% of the fandom.
>>43239777you're really gonna diss my bois the faustfags like that
>>43239774Cope. The board isn't your hugbox.>>43239777This but with Hasdrones instead. Faustgods are never wrong.
>>43239793you are everything wrong with this board.
>>43239793difference between a hugbox and saying people shouldnt be happy because.... well they just shouldnt okay!!! miserable nigger maybe a little joy in your life would help you think more clearly.
>>43239795But enough about (you).>>43239796I'm thinking perfectly clearly. You're letting your emotions cloud your judgements. I'm not walking on eggshells just because I might upset someone online.
I love mom.
>>43239694Bet
>>43239801>no uyou are everything wrong with this board
>>43239821Okay hugboxer.
I hate people's obsession with tier lists and how they're just for farming discourse.
>>43239805I love mom too! I hope she is doing well. Have you guys been sending her letters for mothers day?
>>43239023I'll shove my spam up your ass, dog.
>>43239777genuinely could not care less about that. Majority of my feud comes from this board and fandom. only 1 or 2 things about the show would really be changed.
>>43239840>Majority of my feud comes from this board Leaving would literally solve all of your problems then. I'm sure there's a discord server for you that can be your echo chamber.
>>43239141Have you ever asked a Harry Potter fan if they've read any other non-fantasy book?If they say "thrillers" that's already a win. Those people don't read anything else.
>>43239825here is my tier listSSS+ meSS poniesS lauren faustA Josh HaberB McCarthyC MootD Some random anonE (You)F Anyone I don't likeG OPMega faggot >>43239825
>>43239876>this spawns another dozen threads
>>43239876Here's mineS meA meB meC meD (You)E (You)F (You)F- (You)
>>43239831That's a good idea. I wish I'd thought of that earlier.
>>43239831No. I hate women.
>>43239845Tbdesu, I'm learning to regret ever wasting time on anything but fairy tales (and selected honorary fairy tales). Fuck horizons, got mine.
S - eveything I likeF - everythimg I don't like
>>43239845>Have you ever asked a Harry Potter fan if they've read any other non-fantasy book?Why would they do that? They've already clearly read the best ones.
>>43240100And that's exactly why I have never read anything in my life since Fallout: Equestria.
>>43240161Harry Potter mogs Fagout Shitquestria
>>43240032>>43240055Duality of chud
Any writefags here? You ever get frustrated that you're writing with an aching slowness?
>>43240209Yea. Also sucks when your interests are divided between pony and other series too. I've been back on a Star Wars binge recently.
What's the most active part of this fandom and/or board currently? What is everyone into right now?
>>43240373your mom.
>>43240373Sunset Shimmer!
>>43240373My super secret general that I'm not going to tell you about. My Uncle who founded Nintendo maintains it. And several former us presidents post there.
Fucking Spike is my rent free curse. The things the show could with his development was such a hit and miss. But then to think about it it's the same problem with rest of Mane 6 characters.The fake dad episode was such a frustrating episode after all. To have such a great drama potential to be just deus ex machina-ed with last second fake twist "not real dad".It would bear so much potential to have an actual real dragon mother who just understands the bond between him and Twilight and let him stay. Not to mention the actual lore behind Spike's egg.That said. I can't stand how amazing the relationship between Twilight and Spike is. This is some multilayered stuff.
>>43240462Kind of fucked up how Celestia hoarded untold amounts of dragon eggs, sentient creatures, for the purpose of experiments for school foals.Faust really did not think this one through when jumbling all her fantasy ideas together kek.
>>43240479The eggs consented it's fine.
The G6 theme song is going to have a trap beat.
>>43240578with Lil Jon in the background going WHAT and YEAHUH
>>43240588Nah it'll be bright and girly but it will have trap hihats.
>>43240462why do some people deny that she's his mom?
>>43240704It's complicated. Twilight's his mom and sister and maybe also his boss?
>>43240704>>43240709Remember when Spike would straight up say "you're not mommy" and Twi wouldn't give a fuck?That Twimom shit was so fucking forced.
where are all the tripfaggotry?
>>43240788>
>>43240779she hatched himshe takes care of himfeeds him, gives him a bedshe is his mom
Poni has motivated me to get off of my ass and finally start drawing. I just wanted to say that all of you fags are awesome and that this is one of the only places on the internet left worth coming to.
>>43240846I'll be excited to see your ponies!
Everyone itt is human.
>>43240878Can confirm, I'm very human. I just checked.
I wish Tara Strong actually had some amount of vocal range and wasn't used for everything.
>>43241192I only know her as twilight so I don't care!
>>43240878You're a pony.
It's gonna be weird when I make it to Equestria and the characters all sound a little different than I expect.
>>43241192It's hilarious to close my eyes while she's speaking as other roles and imagine Twi saying it.>silly black people...
>>43239825Your post is S tier
I'm going to attempt a driving exam in a few hours. I don't even know which one it's going to be this time, likely 8th or 9th attempt. I have Poland so fucking much.
>>43241271Good luck this time Hitler
>>43240209I wouldn't call myself a writefag, but I have been procrastinating mightily on a green. The scene I want to write is kind of difficult, which means I should probably just throw it all out. But I don't wanna. Really, I just need to knuckle down and get writing. I think I'll set myself a deadline for the end of the month to get it done. That way I'll panic and start writing in the final hours.
I like the big sea pone
>>43241275Consider writing the laziest, shittiest version of it right now. Literally just the most functional dialogue possible, terrible descriptions, don't give the slightest shit about quality. Then all you have to do later is fix all the bad parts until it's good!
Well that explains some things.
>>43239825I blame thermodynamics. Deep down people are still hurting about not being allowed to have perpetual motion machines, that's why they're obsessed with the concept of energy and try to arrange everything linearly. The only cure now is to start covering other structures, like imagine if instead of tier lists people made projections from their favorite stories to Mathieu m12.
>>43241275I don't know if this advice will help you, but what I do is that I simply sit with the scene and give it time. If I don't come up with something no matter how shitty the first draft is, and then I try to edit it as I gain new ideas. Think of it like carving a marble statue. You don't build it from the ground up, you get the raw material and you just get rid of the stuff you don't need.
>>43241271A multiple choice test? When I took it in the US, I remember the questions were usually filled with obvious wrong answers to avoid and with the questions using numbers the answer was usually the lowest number or the highest number presented. Pretty braindead, didn't even read the study material, just went in yolo. But America would collapse if a driver's license was hard to get, kind of mandatory here since public transportation is garbage.
>>43241384Yeah, it's not fair to compare the US to the rest of the world on that front.
>>43240704>>43240843Because the show and by extensions comics danced around it. It is very likely he was at first raised by Celestia and then apparently adopted by Twilight's parents thus becoming her little brother.Also mother / son would be so weird given she acts sometimes so neglectful it would be way to upsetting.
It was a dramatic ceremony what with the dream world taking over the castle for a while, but I married Luna.
>>43241493Congrats! Hopefully she'll be very happy.
>>43241495I'll try to be as good to her as she deserves, if that's possible.
>>43241384Practical exam. I had passed theory first time last year in January. I've been struggling with passing actual driving exam since then.I failed this time after one minute by nudging a cone.
>>43241384Yeah, the written test in the US was braindead easy the last time I took it. It honestly made me kind of scared, like 'this is all it takes for someone to get on the road?' The driving test itself was pretty retard proof at least.
>>43240843she overworks himshe doesn't care when he gets hurtshe went "welp, nothing I can do about it" when she heard he became a slave to another friend of hersshe is NOT his mom
>>43240704She acts more like a bigger sister towards him. I'd say that kind of relationship even fits both of their personalities better.
Do you think unicorns would notice you're being crass if you stroked their horns like a dick?
>>43241619why are you thinking about dicks so much? are you the local prositute that stallions commonly fuck your bussy, faggot?
>>43241628That's a very strong reaction to the one (1) mention of dick ITT.
>>43241310>Sporadic group spotted outside a laboratory! Mathematicians rejoice!
>>43241603Sounds like walking stereotype of bossy older sister.
does anyone else find estrus to be the hottest thing ever? I think I would actually like 3d foids if they went through estrus
>>43241767>does anyone else find estrus to be the hottest thing ever?Well, it's not called "heat" for no reason.
I'm starting to get sick of the word "BRONY", but cannot use the terms "horsefucker", "horsefag", "ponyfag" or "nor/mlp/erson" for reasons that should be obvious. What do (you) do to have normalfags not use that retarded word?
>>43241782Tell you to kill yourself, because cringe culture is cringe.
>>43241603>>43241612So she's autistic and a bad mom. It happens. She is still his mom.>>43241782Pony connoisseur.
>>43241782>caring about what normies think>getting into situations where you need to look good in front of normiesI have normalfag exhaustion.
>>43241786>deleting your post over an obvious typoNow that's cringe.
>>43241782just say pony fan oe pony enjoyer. i wish the -fag suffix were acceptable to use outside of this place too. it's genuinely extremely useful.
>>43241786> but cannot use the terms "horsefucker", "horsefag", "ponyfag" or "nor/mlp/erson" for reasons that should be obvious.wow you sound like a pussy
>>43241795Everything is cringe except turning the Internet into a soullesss corporate boomoid shithole. That's the world we have to live in.
>>43241782I'll never be ashamed of Brony
>become a neet>neet thread diesIts a sign from celestia to stop being depressed and get back at it
Cringe culture is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>43241792She isn't mentally his mom, she isn't related to him and I doubt they'd let a little girl adopt a baby. So, no, she isn't his mom.
>>43241794It's not even about looks, just hearing the word pisses me off.
>>43241825She adopted him and raised him since he was hatched. She is his mom. There is no other word for their relationship.
>>43241829There is but it's French and weird so I agree to just say mom.
>>43241821I do too love the complete lack of genuine excitement and enthuisasm for anything that isn't hidden behind 6 gorillion layers of irony and the Internet being turned into something inbetween real life and interactive TV.
>>43241834>lack of genuine excitement and enthuisasmTranslation: I hate it when people make fun of me for consooming
>>43241838>modern intardnet is all about guzzling the latest FOTW because jeet shills told you toYou were saying?
>>43241782Just dab on them and start chanting:>You know I used to hate that I like My Little Pony. Not anymore!>I'M PROUD TO BE A BRONY!
>>43241782I've worked countless jobs with all age ranges in all socioeconomic backgrounds since this show came out. Never have I ever bought up, had cause to bring up or even thought about bringing up my little pony ever.
>>43241792thanks for the actual answer
>>43241844It's only consooming when it's something I don't like. Hope this helps!
>>43241866Don't worry, CEO Goldberg and Ranjesh already thought of a product for based gigachads like you which is NOT cringe and you should consume (important distinction from consoom!) it.
>>43241871>Redditor projection Lmao. Is this how you cope with all the funko pops you wasted money on?
>>43241879/pol/ website. Simple as.
>>43241878>RedditorReddit is a dead nigger baby website nobody born past 1995 uses.Anyways, keep dicksucking the modern corporate shithole of an internet, "not-consoomber".
>>43241901>No uConcession accepted
>>43241879/pol/ pride world wide
>>43241926>mmm boomer daddy-sama! Enshittify my internet harder! Faster!~
>>43241938>Zoomer blaming all his problems on everyone elseSAD!
I don't think that FiM, if it (hypothetically) would come out in current year+11 and would be the exact same thing as it was in this reality in 2010 (same quality at S1, Flash animated), it would not only fail to be as big despite the Internet being bigger, it would fail to grow an organic following because that would be cringeâ„¢. Hasbro would need to hire jeet shills astroturfing it everywhere on the Internet if we'd hope for the fandom to grow as (comparatively) large, convincing people that this is actually cool and fits within your identity group as the shills say a couple of magic words.Back in early 10s, you also had zero problems with pirating the episodes if you wanted to. Shit was less centralized back then and the corporate enshittification had yet to begin.
>>43242026Do we have a doctor or a nurse on this board? This patient needs his medication STAT.
>>43242026>things would be different today than in the pastmindblowing
I wish nurse redheart would hold my hand
>>43242026FiM came out right at the tail end of peak 2000's cynicism. that shit was cringe culture x10 and people were fucking tired of it, so genuine appreciation for something cute was refreshing.
I wish nurse redheart would hold my hoof
>>43242026Nooooo everyone liked FiM because the writing quality surpasses JRR Tolkien and GRR Martin!!!!!!
I wish nurse redheart would hold my tentacle
>>43242049martin is a hack though?and it's okay if it doesn't live up to the works of the professor, nothing does.
>>43242026Name a single thing objectively wrong with cringe culture without appealing to emotion.
>>43242035This patient needs Redheart's tight warm wet earth pony marepussy.>>43242047Whatever. I thought the pre-2013 Internet was more genuine about emotions a person was currently having.
>>43242059>pre-2013 Internet was more genuine about emotions a person was currently having.And it was awful. I don't care about your feefees.
>>43242055Turning the Internet into an extension of real life. It's SRS BSNS now.>>43242064And current year Internet is now fucking dead. LOLOLOLOLOL roflcopter
>>43242068>Turning the Internet into an extension of real life bad!>But I sure do miss blogging about my emotions online!So which is it?
>>43242064Love and Tolerate /)
>>43242071NTA, but why can't we have both? Having space for both is possible, isn't it?
>>43242071>>But I sure do miss blogging about my emotions online!It never went away, just became monetized on top of that. I'm sure JewTube these days is heckin' based.
>>43241834Bronies exploded, thrived, and stratified appropriately under cringe culture. I believe cringe toughens sincerity and gatekeeps for those communities. Those that ended up irony poisoned were natural born posers or sheep minded kids that should never have been on the internet. "I'm cringe but free" is a rallying cry for the bullied that need their gay pride validated under a new hugbox culture. It can't be coincidence that cringe is gone, yet online spaces are getting worse.
>>43242079>but why can't we have both?Because I don't care about your feefees
>>43242088But you still post here.
>>43242091>B-b-but you sti-Shut up nerd
>>43242091>>43242094Now kiss!
>>43242094>caring his much about other faggots' emotionsWhat a cringelord.
>>43242094You seem a little upset, Anon. here, have a mare. They make my feefees better.
>>43242091your both fags. now fuck
>>43242085>Bronies [HEADCANON]The fandom is absolute dogshit compared to what it used to be. All because people are now afraid of exposing their power levels to people they most likely will never, ever meet.
>>43242085>"I'm cringe but free" is a rallying cry for the bullied that need their gay pride validated under a new hugbox culture. It can't be coincidence that cringe is gone, yet online spaces are getting worse.He's right you know.
>>43242105you're*
>>43241767>>43241772>bronies be like "this estrus fire fr"
>>43241767they do every single monththey just take pills to suppress it which makes them crazy and probably causes permanent brain damage
>>43241767Did you fail biology?