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I tried watching MLP FIM for the first time just now and I couldn't get through the first episode. I felt like a bigger degenerate than I ever have in my life while I was watching it, and I've jerked off to some fucked up porn and fantasizing about my own mother. I don't know why but I just felt gross watching it. I want to like it, I think the colours and the character designs are great, but I just can't help but feel I'm watching something I absolutely shouldn't. I don't know why but somehow I feel less degenerate jerking off to pony porn than I do watching the actual show. This isn't even just me having a problem with watching kids cartoons, I do that all the time. If anyone can offer an explanation as to why I might feel like this and a way to get over it, please do. I want to watch and enjoy this show.
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The explanation is that you're a slide thread, and you need to be humanely destroyed.
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>>43239313
No, I'm not making a slide thread. I genuinely tried watching it and feel weird about it. I want to like the show and want suggestions as to how I can get over it.
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Watch the episodes with milfs, maybe your incestuous urges will overcome your repulsion.
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>>43239310
It's okay, anon. It's a normal response to first exposure of the magic of friendship, something that you probably have never had the chance to experience in your entire life up until now. Let the love flow through you, and you will become more powerful that you can possibly imagine.
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>>43239310
I diagnose you with "caringtoomuch-itis". The only remedy is to stop. Worst case scenario view it like a fantasy show and theorize about the lore / world the ponies live in.
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>>43239310
>I've jerked off to some fucked up porn and fantasizing about my own mother.
I've watched the opening two parter with my mother.
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>>43239339
Thank you anons. I might give it another try tonight.
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>>43240131
I'd prefer if you didn't.
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>>43239310
that's because you're feeling guilty for sexualizing these creatures
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>>43239310
>>43239339
>caringtoomuch-itis

I think it took me like 3 tries, back than. First time I exited out a few seconds in because "I can't watch some little girl show". Second time I made to the intro. Third time was when I actually watched a full episode and ended up liking it.



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