Princess Celestia has made contact with our dimension through your malfunctioning printer. After some back-and-forth she now wants to send an Equestrian delegation to Earth.Canterlot's top specialists will create a portal for the delegation, but first you need to give Princess Celestia some coordinates on Earth for our dimension's end of the portal.Where do you put the portal? You do want to make a good impression for the ponies, right?
I'd probably go for the middle of a national park, they can almost certainly bring through chariots and the like for getting around but starting off in nature is probably going to feel better than being near civilization. There's some minor risk of unmanaged nature being uncomfortable for them but it's still the least worst option, I think.
>>43241355Earth? Haha, what are you talking about Celestia? Why would you want to go to that made up place, it sounds like a dump after all. Trust me celly, I've always been from here as a cute pony. Now uhh... Look over there, there is some strawberry cake there!
>>43241361This is actually pathetic
>>43241390It's funny because Celestia probably will call him out on it and he will react exactly like that, except nopony else will find it funny.
>>43241355Okay, first, I need you to gather as many paraspites as you can and program them to eat jews, then throw them into portals over israel, new york, los angeles, and washington d c, first.After that, we can talk about receiving a delegation.
>>43241403This anon will not be receiving any followup messages.
>>43241355I will not cooperate with alicorns.
>>43241406>equestria is zionist occupied tooit's so fucking over
>>43241414Celestia's just not going to default to trusting one person's opinion that mass murder is necessary.
>>43241412Why not? What do you have against alicorns?
>>43241429Everything. They are so entitled. I believe in Earth Pony Supremacy.
>>43241418Ponies haven't seen true unredeemable evil yet
>>43241460Perhaps she'd change her perspective once she comes here! But you wouldn't be able to do so via correspondence.
>>43241355>rape
>>43241390>seething replyKeep projecting, pathetic faggot.
>>43241482I don't think you can do that before there's a portal, Nonny.
>>43241355In front of the Australian Parliament House. This is pony continent now.
>>43241483You seem upset
>>43241486place the portal on muh dick
>>43241494Do you have the GPS coordinates for that?
>>43241492but enough about you when I made the first reply.
>>43241483nta anon but the way tf anon worded his post made it one of the saddest posts i've read in my life.
>>43241359National parks are still within the borders of a country though. You would need to trust that the government of wherever the ponies end up is going to be fair to them. At best you could hope that the ponies aren't spotted at all in whatever national park you suggest, but it's overall a pretty risky place to put them.Personally? I'd suggest they appear in front of some random Antarctic research station. Just need to warn Celestia ahead of time that it'll be a little cold when they get there.
>>43241355The White Horse should go to the White House >Princess Celestia, we don't have any princesses anymore but that's okay, we like that, Equestria is very different, but we both love friendship, isn't that right folks, we love friendship, that's part of what made America great>The democrats, aren't very friendly, you know I told Celstra, the DNC, the leftist, they just aren't being friends, that's a shame cus we love being friends>you know what the Princess said, she said she can help with that, we love to hear it, she can help, she's got something called the Elements of Harmony, it's gonna help make America great again, believe you me
>>43241514If it's big enough the odds of being spotted are very low so long as you intentionally go off the beaten path, and the realities of Earth's governments would definitely be one of the first things you'd want to prime ponies on either before they show up or during the first meeting. The reason why somewhere super remote isn't ideal is because I'd feel obligated to be there for their first visit.
>>43241520>MISTER PRESIDENT IT'S TOO MUCH FRIENDSHIP>I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>43241361Actually winced a little reading this
>>43241355>Direct contact with human governments will subsequently lead to extermination of your entire species>Various states were (and still are) willing to use weapons of mass destruction against each other for the illusion of "power">Another intelligent civilization of different beings won't even have hesitation against destruction of their world>I'd advice you to not contact with mankind or, at the very least, don't do it publicly
>>43241522The international antarctic treaty might protect the ponies by making sure no country has a claim to the portal they appear from? At minimum the portal should be somewhere in neutral territory where no country gets an advantage.
>>43241355I would kindly explain to her how shitty out world is, what industrialized horrors exist in this world and then tell her she must destroy the portal and all ways to reopen it lest her dear Ponies become victims of human on Pony violence . And to pretty please take me to Equestria if possible because I am one of the better ones.
>>43241438BASED
>>43241533If it's a permanent fixture then sure I'd recommend something better for them, hell if it's permanent it's probably best for it to be in the sky over international waters to make it as hard as possible for any non-pony to access it. But if it's not then you can make some riskier placement choices and overall do things in a more relaxed manner.
>rent a hangar>paint the walls and ceiling so it looks like an outdoor space>construct faux buildings/roads/etc out of plywood and cardboard>prepare a dozen different outfits complete with fake beards/wigs/etc>pretend to be the leader of earth and greet the ponies>whenever they ask for someone else like an industry expert or general excuse yourself and change costumes>after they're all satisfied usher them back to equestriaday saved
>>43241572Smartest idea in the thread so far. Sounds like a great episode plot too
>>43241490Unironically a good idea. Australia is a wealthy country with a modest population, a stable government, tons of free land, and good/friendly relationships with pretty much every other developed nation in the world. The capital, Canberra, is even a tiny city constructed in the middle of nowhere with the sole purpose of housing the country's government/public service, making it a good place to test human-pony relations with a small population of people before including the rest of the world.There are even plenty of opportunities for ponies to help Australians out. Pegasi with weather controlling abilities could prevent the frequent droughts and bushfires the country experiences, and might even be able to terraform the massive uninhabitable outback desert in the interior of the continent into usable land. In exchange Australia has practically unlimited raw mineral and food wealth to offer, or might act as a stable, sovereign mediator for relationships between Equestria and other Earth nations. It's objectively one of the top contenders for best country to put the portal to Equestria in, much more so than an avaricious superpower like the US or China. I don't know how the ponies would feel about the country's aerial culling of wild horses though...
>>43241355Put the portal in my bathroom. Need to take a good shit before they seal my butthole shut.
>>43241609>ThisAustralia would be in need of a lot of earth ponies. It's a dirty exporter, meaning most of what it exports comes from the ground (food, coal, steel, precious metals, etc). Australia also needs help controlling invasive species so ponies would be able to help persevere it's environment. It also has a disproportionately high ammout of universities for locals and international students, so they'd be able to accommodate a large ammout of ponies to bring them up to speed with modern education and would also allow ponies to teach large ammouts of pony education to humans. It's pretty much the perfect landing spot for ponies.
>>43241737 hereforgot to mention im a gay faggot and I need cock up my ass now.
>>43241355I would advise them to keep well away from this hell dimension.
>>43241355I would do everything I possibly could so Celestia would reconsider. Not out of worry for them, but out of spite for you faggots.
>>43241827Only correct answer in the thread. Except you should use it as an opportunity to escape. Can they pull you through?
>>43241830>wants to keep all these faggots for himself
Just sayin', I think the ponies have taken on far tougher stuff than thus. You guys are underestimating them.
>>43241355What's her end goal with it? If there's no urgency, I would advice to postpone it and give us three or four more centuries to sort our shit out.
>>43241355Tel Aviv Israel
>>43241827>>43241855If you tell them you live in hell they would probably ignore your request to close the portal right after you go through because there could be other poor souls they have to save from the hell-realm too, ponies are just too virtuous for that
>>43241355I give them the coordinates for Mare Fair
>>43241355Probably either Area 51 or Kim Jong Un’s unicorn lair. Either option may give her a chance to fit in and a chance to save beings she could perceive as captive, so it may be interesting to see how it plays out.>>43241438And why do you think Earth ponies are superior to all other kinds?
>>43242538Yeah, any argument that they should stay away because this world is too bad would simply make ponies want to save our world. The correct move would be to spend a lot of time thinking of every potential hazard and making sure everypony's overprepared for the coming difficulties, once they've made contact with you there's no way they're turning back so you just have to keep them as safe as you can.
>>43242538>>43242624Both of these remind me of Igor Stravinsky’s depiction of Persephone.
>>43241997It's not that they can't take us, I just don't want them to think less of us after seeing how we live.
>>43242647That part's inevitable, the hope is that you can eventually make them proud by showing we can be better than this.
