>You wake up in Equestria.>Everything looks just like it does in the show.>Pinkie Pie appears to welcome you.>A human! We haven’t had one in years!>She takes you to Sugar Cube Corner and introduces you to the other ponies.>We’re going to hold a banquet tonight to welcome our new human visitor.>Night falls; all the ponies have been very kind to you.>Pinkie Pie is helping you choose some new clothes.>You ask where the other humans are.>Pinkie Pie tells you they don’t usually stay here very long.>You try to ask why, but Pinkie says you’ll be late.>The banquet takes place outdoors, behind the town hall; the mayor is there.>They start serving you a menu of salads, vegetables, cereals – everything seems normal.>Then the mayor announces that it’s time for the main course.>Your plate arrives and they uncover it; it looks like square, pink wafers.>You ask Pinkie what they are.>She tells you, ‘Protein-rich food! We call it Onions Pink! Like me! Haha!’>It can’t be, you know that name well, you can’t believe that...>“And what are they made of?” you ask nervously.>Pinkie gives you a knowing look, “Tell me, Anon, what do you think they’re made of, huh?”>She keeps staring at you, with a serious expression.>Then you stand up and shout, “Onions Pink is people!”>All the ponies fix their gaze on you, in silence, for a couple of seconds, then they all start laughing.>‘But anon, where did you get that idea from! Hahaha!’ Pinkie Pie starts laughing.>But what is this made of, then? Why did you say humans don’t stay here for long?>Because they usually leave when we tell them what it’s made of.>And what are they made of? Come on, tell me!>Pinkie Pie rolls her eyes, "You silly, if they were made of humans, we’d starve to death; they’re made of... ponies.>You’re frozen in shock; you can’t get your head around the idea that ponies could be cannibals.>‘Well, are you going to stay for dinner, or not?’
>>43242586>>A human! We haven’t had one in years!red flag, the rest of the OP is going to be about homicide, right?
OP's a cannibal too, but just for hard phallic objects
>>43242586>>43242597oh yeah it's about So᠏ylent Green. Great
If this Equestria has normalized the idea of eating others then it cannot be the Equestria I love. I'd probably try and learn more and see if I misunderstand something but if it is as it seems I'm going to leave and go home.
>>43242586No thanks, I'm going in Equestria as a pony.
>>43242615That means they will eat you.
>>43242615gg
>>43242616Nah, I'd win and make save this Equestria by making them eat normal pony food like hay and then i'll plap pinkie pie so we can have a normal family. simple as.
>>43242658They would eat you for being annoying.
>>43243136But enough about you, fag.
