Does fucking a plushie count as losing your virginity? I say it does.
>>43242765Stick that phone up your ass.
>>43242765Stick that phone up >>43242768 ass
>>43242765You can fuck a woman. It's easier than it seems
>>43242765Men can't lose their virginity. That concept doesn't apply to them.
>>43242771You're gayer than OP
>>43242765Not really, but what matters is how much you believe that lie, I guess
>>43242765This picture turned me into an applefag.
>>43242796...and a faggot thirsty for cock of all shapes and sizes
>>43242765You should instead focus on taking the virginity of your plushie[s].
>>43242800Applejack doesn't have a cock, so no thanks!
>>43242816>POV: You are someone about to raped by an army of plushies.
I don't really understand being attracted to plushies. If you want to imagine having sex with a pony then just masturbating is much easier. Especially since plushies don't even really look like the character that much in the first place. I like tiny plushies because they are cute in their own unique way, but lifesizes don't really seem that worth it unless you need something huge to hug while you're sleeping. In which case you can just use a pillow.
>>43242830>t. got raped by a marecock up the ass
>>43242765No because it’s not a living creature. It has no metabolism, it can’t reproduce, it can’t maintain homeostasis, it isn’t composed of cells, and beyond that you aren’t sticking your penis in a vagina that belongs to a living creature.
>>43242765what? obviously not. are you stupid?
>>43242765I have a spare phone so stick it up >>43242769 ass
I wonder what is more pathetic: fucking a plushie, or fucking a real life animal (horse or whatever else). I can only imagine that if I would do it that after the deed I would only be able to think "Is this seriously my life? The bottom 1% of society?"
>>43242936>fucking a plushie, or fucking a real life animalAnon I think there's a massive difference between sticking your dick between fabric and raping the unwashed taint of an animal
>>43242943>unwashedyou live somewhere that soap and water isnt a readily available thing or somethin?
>>43242936>I'm not part of the autism I just visit for the sightsHow do you retards even find your way here
>>43242936fucking a lady that you've spent the last who knows how long caring for and bonding with doesn't sound that bad
>>43242948>Everybody must be an ultra loser like me You were always in the far minority even on this board. You've just become the almost sole presence because anyone with even just a semblance of a life has moved on.
>>43242947Is it better or worse to clean the animal's pussy before you fuck it. At least when it's dirty you can claim it was unplanned.
>>43242943They're both situations that would call for making someone consider whether they shouldn't just quit living.
>>43242969Normie get out, this is an autistic man's neighborhood.
>>43242970if you were a good owner you would be cleaning their bits routinely anyway
>>43242975I'm also autistic (professionally diagnosed even), and even I managed to have real, life unpaid sex with a female human. You're just an extreme outlier among outliers.
Why do normalfags love pretending to be autists so much?
>>43242985They get mad when you nootice, shh.It's also like this every time some new subgroup of subhumans 'finds' this place. They unironically think it's still 2013 and everyone says 'bronies' and 'clop'.
>>43242994I'm clopping my brohoof to your brony! Haha!
>>43242994>clopI still say this and I'm too stubborn to ever stop saying it.
This thread has been very enlightening. I’m gonna let everyone know now that I made this thread but just pretended to be an Applefag. I’m really a GollyFag.I’ve joked about fucking my Cozy Glow plushie, but don’t worry, I did not really do it. Just in case anyone saw me say that, it was just a joke. You can hold her with my permission without worrying about her being defiled.As of now, I have never fucked a plushie, and I don’t know if I ever will.
>>43242765>>43242768>>43242769>>43242924>(You) get a phone up the ass>and (You) get a phone up the ass>everyone's getting a phone up the ass
>>43242765Why would you want to lose your virginity? Let me put it like this. Say you had a whole equestria to fug a pone but the only pone you manage to get is the ugliest mare ever. Would anyone care or even be impressed? You know you'll never get to rail the cream of the crop so why desperately settle for less? Be happy in your solitude maybe earn enough money for farm land and get some horses and post on /an/? It's good living man.
>>43242765No. It's masturbation./thread
>>43242970>At least when it's dirty you can claim it was unplanned.what are you some kind of animal pussy forensics expert?
>>43242816This man knows what's up
>>43242816God she's sexy...
>>43242936A human is a "real life animal", you melon.That aside, if (You) are one of the anons that consider your plushie to be a physical proxy for a pony that you have loved with all your heart for years, then making love to that plushie is superior in many ways to doing a sex on a human woman that you're not in love with, even if you find her very physically attractive.Fucking a plush does not count as losing your virginity, though. Sorry, faggots. Go fuck a prostitute if it matters that much to you.
>>43243270I think it matters more to you, you seem almost angry that people here would rather fuck their hands or inanimate objects lol.
Having sex with a woman doesn't count as losing your virginity because they aren't sentient.
>>43242774If you're a fucking dumbass that doesn't believe words have definitions that mean things, maybe. If your penis went in a vagina, a mouth or an anus, you are not a virgin anymore.
>>43243280>mouthLOL
>>43243262Do not the Scootaloo
>>43242765Inanimate mare plushies have a larger capacity for love & deep affectionate intimacy than most human women.
>>43242765mare plushies turn into real life characters when we're not looking just like Woody in Toy Sotry
>>43243378Groovy.
>>43242765No.Unless someone is planning to sacrifice you, then tell them "yes".
>>43242765>Does fucking a plushie countI tried to but my plushie keeps rejecting me
>>43242816>big mac>the crusadersGrim
>>43242768>>43242769That's another way to lose your virginity I guess
>>43243280So if a guy sucks himself off he's no longer a virgin in addition to being gay?
>>43243570Doesn't count because it's not someone else. Just like masturbation doesn't.
>>43242765Only if plushie is animated, can talk and have soul
>>43242816https://files.catbox.moe/hs9hnl.mp4
>>43243843Breddy gud, but why does AJ have Dash's voice?
>>43243847I have no idea. I just baked that real quick on my own 3060 and I'm surprised it actually did somewhat pony-like voices since it's just a general ltx 2.3 model and no pony fine tune or anything
>>43243843And not just the mares... but the stallions and the fillies too.
>>43243576What if you had a clone and coomed the clone
>>43243847>>43243857The firs two tries were even goofier https://files.catbox.moe/rryrqn.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/vxkys2.mp4
>>43243863Anon is very wrappable.
>>43242994>everyone says 'bronies' and 'clop'.Yes. Sorry to hear you're a newfag. But please lurk moar.
>>43243843>yeah that guy definitely fucks mares
>>43243871But Big Mac isn't a mare...
>>43242816>cheerilee plushgenuinely don't think I've ever seen one in all my days of horsefuckery
>>43242765As a tulpafag who fucked my pony tulpa in every kind of way for a decade before losing my physical virginity, I honestly agree. >>43242774 is right, for a man the only real aspect of virginity is lack of sexual experience, and insofar as sexual experience goes, a good imagination can take you much further than some shallow first-time emotionless awkward fuck. My partner didn't believe that I had no experience, and she was right; it's just that all my experience was with a beautiful and sexy imaginary horse, my true love. Pony pussy really is just better.
>>43243915>partnerFaggot.
>>43243919I hope you have fun projecting the worst possible interpretation into anything you experience anon. If you don't have fun, I hope you are able to break this bad habit of yours.
>>43243921>partner>sheThere's a word for this, it's "girlfriend". It's what normal people say when referring to their female significant other. Not "partner". Also,>dating 3DPDGood grief.
>>43243926Uh-oh, somebody seems to be mighty insecure.
>>43243926He was talking about having sex, though, not dating.
>>43243926I will take your bait exactly once more because I believe that it's important anons understand they don't have to go prison gay to have sex with a human, and women are in fact able to be approached for sex. This kind of witch-hunt rhetoric is in fact only making the community more hopeless and as a result more gay, so if you truly hate fags you'd save your vitriol for the actual fags. She was not my girlfriend, it wasn't a serious relationship, it was a fling - she was my sexual partner. Way to be autistic, amigo - and my original response still stands. Chillax and maybe give people in your own community the benefit of the doubt sometimes, it will be better for your health.
>>43243938Can you have sex with me?
>>43243938>she was my sexual partnerSo you're not loyal to your tulpa? For shame...
Posts like this make me inclined to believe this graph is more accurate to reality than not.
she (human) cloppin on my brony till I brohoof
>>43242765>Does fucking a plushie count as losing your virginity?If you truly love the character, then the answer is absolutely yes. Having a physical relation with somebody you truly and wholeheartedly love is totally legit and real, even if the somebody is a pony. Source: Been on both sides of the argument for significant amounts of time.
>>43243938>and women are in fact able to be approached for sexOnly do this if you want your life ruined by false accusations. Women are evil.
my waifu isn't a pony (she is older than mlp and I am not unfaithful) and I have sex with her every day using an onahole wrapped in a towel while we kiss and make eye contact and I hold her tightit is incredibly passionate and intense and makes me happier than anything in the worldso yes, I am not a virginI also have a hip toy that genuinely feels like fucking a person because it has an internal skeleton and it is heavy as fuck, fucking one of those is basically losing your virginity too but of course isn't so emotionally fulfillingalso also normalfags 99% of the time are fucking with a retarded rubber glove on their dick and don't cum inside, which is a complete fucking waste of time and even more laughable than cumming inside an onahole until you genuinely become retarded and then lie in bed without pulling out for over an hour because you are so stupid and drained and happy you can't even movecope all you want, I am correct
>>43243971>my waifu isn't a ponystopped reading there. sorry!
>>43243945>implying my tulpa isn't constantly conspiring to get me to talk to women and find a wifeOne's tulpa wife usually looks out for your best interests as a human being, very early on she made me promise not to let her replace a human gf. and before you bring up le cuck, think with common sense for a moment. Tulpas aren't magic spirits, they are a part of your mind - tulpas are still wired up to your body's pleasure. It's far from selfless on her part, she gets laid as I get laid.
>>43243976I was 13 when mlp came out and I had already been masturbating for years to video gamesYou cannot comprehend my power
I personally "fuck" my pony plushies if you can call it that but i do not wan't to cause any mess or anything like so what i do is i bought pic attached and always put a condom on and after that put on that thing and put it inside my pants and then pony plushie on top of me. It feels so fucking good and the best part is that there is no cleaning, except your dick after taking the condom off.
Better question: does having someone fuck your waifu-colored silicone sculpture classifiable as cuckoldry?
>>43244012Only if you're the type of person to project your waifu into an object instead of appreciating her as she is (an inner entity that is with you wherever you go). It's best be flexible and able to take both mindsets at times or the silicone sculpture won't be very entertaining, but if you had to pick just one it's way nicer to be able to commune with her anywhere than for her to be trapped inside a talisman, so to speak.
>>43243843 >>43243863Oh kek good job. Want some other pictures to try?
Fort Mare, made from pillows, guarded by mares.
>>43244029>cmc cutie marksnvm too old
>>43242981I simply have no interest in having any physical relations with a woman. They don't even get me aroused anymore. Fucking a plushie is incredible by the way, I recommend everyone try it.
>>43244012yesI NTR'd someone with theirs.
>>43242774This. Being a virgin only matters for foids.But fucking your plushie does make you a Chad.
>>43244029>Cheerilee trying to save the others
>>43244033>mfw
>>43242765All the main 6 are made for BWC, especially Applejack.
>>43243843what did the mares mean by this
>>43243943Find me at marefair gollyfag and we shall have fillies watch us fucking
>>43242765No
>>43242765Yes
>>43242765No it does, but it is rather based.
>>43244290Okay!
Where to get a suitable plushie?t. want to lose my virginity
>>43245277>reflectionslmao
>>43245277Peetah...
>>43245277>sign says Do not stand or sit on granite>so Pinkie lies on it insteadthis proves why she is just the BEST and the most SEXIEST pony
>>43242765No it does not count. Finding a chick to fuck really isn't even that hard.
>>43245277is that fucking peter griffin?
>>43245755Oh is your mom on the corner right now?
>>43245277>petah, the horse is heah>OH FUCK LOIS I'M CUMMING
