You can go to Equestria but you must take one friend from the real world or alternatively two family members or if you cannot come up with that, three random people who you have no prior interaction with. This is non-negotiable but you dont need to interact with them past that. Can you do it?
>>43243131>You can go to Equestria butStopped reading there
>>43243131I'll stay here, not taking the judgemental ass people who know me to Equestria.
>>43243131Does it have to be a friend? Why can't I just tag in the one eyed crackhead hobo who camps outside my local walmart?
>>43243150How can you take OP to equestria if he's got a job at Walmart smokin' crack
>>43243131Like, is it either or? And do they have to know I did it? Because I have literally one friend and I don't know how a preist would work there.
>>43243131Only myself and im going as a pony.
>>43243131I'll go with the random people, then murder them. As simple as, I'd simoly tell ponied they were old, or the travel gave them vasculary problems.
>>43243159Why murder them then? Just choose 3 geriatrics on heart meds
>>43243131I'm ignoring the question. How is Applejack using the controller with hooves and how is she not falling forward off the couch?
>>43243165I was guess 3 random people implied people you can't choose.
>>43243157ponies are christian so it would be fine
>>43243172trvke
>>43243131Sure, I'd take my wife (human).
>>43243223Women aren't allowed to enter Equestria.
Do I get to negotiate with people beforehand or do I have to just on a whim completely change their life for them? Because if it's the latter I don't think I can morally do that.
>>43243131>you must take one friend from the real worldThis is fine. I know who I'd bring.>>43243168>How is Applejack using the controller with hoovesshe's not. she's just pretending to play because she wants an excuse to show off her ass to (You)>how is she not falling forward off the couchshe stronk
>>43243223Do you make your wife dress up as a pony and neigh when you fuck her?
>>43243174Christos anesti
>>43243131I would start by asking all my family members who would be interested in going. Thing is I believe they would all decline. So then ask friends.. but again I think they would decline. So 3 randos I guess. Sucks for them if they didn't want to go, though. Think they'd learn to love it there? If not I'm in for a lifetime of guilt.Maybe wait for a better deal. I truly believe that considering others wishes is key to ending up in the right Equestria. Selfishly thinking of yourself only just to get there likely puts you on a bad timeline.
>>43243131>but you must take one friend from the real worldI will take my dog
>>43243131Must I be limited to but one friend? How shall I choose?
>>43243131I'm bringing in ponies as I'm going as a unicorn stallion and I'll marry Twilight Sparkle and we're going to have so many foals as a cute pony family.
