will you have ponies on your grave when you die?
>>43245409>Jisney font>Hasbro characterKek
>>43245409Im still not sure what Im gonna do with my body overall but I do plan on having MLP playing on a loop on my death bed so I make sure im thinking of Equestria as I pass
>>43245409I wouldn't care to since I'm dead.That being said I wouldn't mind having some ponies as statues / playground thing. Might as well use the space for something productive. Think of it as nuclear semiotics, except inverted and with ponies (all of it being a pinkie pie party and maybe instructions on how to party).
>>43245409If I ever die, I will not leave a body, I will be engulfed in a bright lights and removed from the Earth as far as everyone knows. I will be waking up in Equestria so no grave will be accurate or meaningful.
>>43245415I would also like my grave to be some useful fixture maybe some kind of shelter for stray animals like cats and dogs maybe some kind of flowing water dish so they can have a clean drink
when i'll die i'll be thrown into a trashbag behind my house. that saying, my pony things will come in that bag too, so yes
>>43245427I would like to take all my Applejack figures with me but it tears me up to think they would get ruined and subjected to watch my corpse fester and rot for eternity
>>43245411>now reminded of when Disney sued a grieving family for putting Spiderman on their kids grave
>>43245434the shit we let corporations get away with these days is preposteroushasbro may be jewish, but at least not that jewish
>>43245434wtf disney kikes are that soulless?!
>>43245434Do you think nintendo would have your corpse on trial pope style if you dare to put Mario on there?
>>43245452Nah it gets better they sent the family spider man toys and merchandise as an apology which their kid can't enjoy because you know he's fucking dead like what are they gonna unearth his casket and cram them in there? It's some out of touch shit.
>>43245469>Nah it gets better they sent the family spider man toys and merchandise as an apologyDamn, they're actually trolling with that lmao
>>43245409>worst pony on gravengmi
>>43245469When Disnep does it, it's soulless, but when Hasbro does the same thing it's cute and considerate
>>43245494Well duh!
>>43245409>Stupid Pie on your gravestoneI would haunt my family if they did that to me.
>>43245409I'd prefer to be cremated and my ashes spread into the wind.If my surviving family wants anything physical to remember me by, they can keep around some merch of my waifu then sell the rest of my collection.
>>43245494I greatly enjoy the porn of this character.
>>43245409I want my gravestone to be the shape of a crescent moon because I want to be devoted to Luna even after I die
>>43245409That’s a really cute grave, though I’m sorry to say I laughed at it at first. Not because I thought it was funny someone died; I just thought the combination of the Disney font with Pinkie Pie was rather amusing. But, at first, I just assumed that it was an adult that chose their own grave plate, which is an idea that has some levity to it. I feel horrible seeing that it was a four year old.And I hate to be tasteless by moving onto this, but I don’t care. It matters to me, so I’m gonna say my piece. A child dying is ALWAYS a horrible, horrible tragedy. Anyone who EVER supports that is a piece of shit who should have the shit beaten out of them. And yes, I’m gonna tie this into Cozy Glow. Fuck the writers for that EVIL ending!!!!!Like, seriously, her parents put that character on there with such innocent intentions. Obviously Pinkie Pie is the type of person to be heartbroken by a child’s death. And if there is a Heaven to go to, you can be sure that Pinkie would love to throw her a party there to cheer her up after having her life cut so tragically short.That’s the REAL character. But the “canon” character (i.e. what the copyright holders call “canon”) loves to see a child be tortured to death right in front of her. She celebrates it.What the actual fuck is that? How could they ruin the show THAT bad?! And yes, it DOES matter. The real life death of a child matters MORE, but it DOES fucking matter that you deprived children of a loving comfort character and turned her into a lover of child murder. And it’s just such a massive spit in the face to see that she died in 2019, just a few months before the extent of the evil of what this character had become would be revealed. It’s so fucking heartbreaking!!!I hope Maleah is in the real Equestria now. I know for a fact that the REAL Equestria bares no resemblance whatsoever to what the moron writers of Season 9 call the “real” Equestria. They will NEVER get there themselves for writing such a horrible ending. But if there’s any justice in this world, they will get to the gates, only to be denied by Twilight Sparkle herself.
>>43245765Cozy isn't dead, she's stoned.
>>43245765>Gollyfag still can't help but make it about GollyI guess it's related in a way, but still. Grim.
>>43245770Well, one of the reasons I hate that ending so goddamn much is that it factually states that a child dying could EVER be good or worth celebrating, which it NEVER can be. So the ending has the death of real children intrinsically attached to it. That was a choice that those shithead writers made.
>>43245452>Why soulless people are completely soulless?!You answered your own question
>>43245765Thank you
I'd like to. But I don't know if I will even have anyone around by the time that I pass who would care enough to see it through to fruition. I likely won't leave any offspring behind, and I'm not close to my non-immediate family.
I don't think cremated people get a gravestone and i plan on being immolated, but i do not have delusions about going to an all-pony paradise that has dragons griffons bugs and evil forests with little pixie breezy creatures, commanded by tall monarchy horses who think themselves about the rest with a literal cerberus, oxes / feathered sea creatures on land minotaurs while pigs/cows/chickens are still enslaved as a resourceno i think i would much rather be severed from all things human-related, which includes their works. Sorry or glad you had to find out this way
>>43246168think themselves above*
>>43245765Cozy isn't dead you retard. Unless you count Discord as being dead when he was stoned twice, or when Twilight was turned to stone, or when Mudbriar is turned into stone, or when everyone in the movie was turned into stone. They were all destoned and continued on perfectly fine. Cozy and Co can be freed at anytime whenever its time to start their redemption. Unless you break the stone, like Storm King, then I think they die.
>>43245765>I’m gonna tie this into Cozy Glowdidn't see the flag and burst out laughing when I realized who wrote this fucking post
>>43245409No, but I want to be dumped under some soil and have a peach tree planted over me. Then when you eat peaches from my tree, you're basically eating my ass.
>>43245466without a doubt
>>432454094yoWhere is your god?
>>43245421Yeah I'd leave something behind if it made a difference. It won't. I'll leave my assets that's all anyone cares about anyway.
>>43245415Can't wait to enter Equestria and have all the mares wish me a Hapvw Mnulh Milnum Nim. It's my life's ambition.
