There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareA mare who fusses over you is invested in your well-being, remember to return that affection twice over. Old thread: >>43166377Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous>>40508352 (Dead) (DEAD) (DEAD)>Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowmanhttps://ponepaste.org/590https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)https://ponepaste.org/8269The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/4316Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6https://ponepaste.org/3004Stories by Pentaponyhttps://ponepaste.org/user/pentaponyCarl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomethinghttps://ponepaste.org/1112"Fleetfooted" by SadBoyhttps://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoyStories by Aftercasehttps://ponepaste.org/user/AftercaseStories by AnthonyC4https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4Stories by Horse Story Anonhttps://ponepaste.org/user/AppreciationprojectStories by YukkuriPalehorsehttps://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorseRainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Riderhttps://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhalRocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686iStories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3Stories by Angry Wino: https://poneb.in/u/AngryWinoStories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steamThe Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544This Heart That Fearshttps://poneb.in/0b7L24LnTsukumogamihttps://poneb.in/WPw3dNdPLow Self-Esteem AJhttps://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0All I want from Christmashttps://poneb.in/XHH5UPCNCouch Surfinghttps://poneb.in/82NscJdWUntitled, Dewdrop and Anon>>42969674 (Dead) (DEAD) (DEAD)Winter cuddling with AJhttps://ponepaste.org/11702A collection of misc. green since the 1st threadhttps://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8
First for moonwife!
a wife with wings is a wife with a built in umbrella
>>43245560Just make sure to help her dry and clean her feathers afterwards.
>>43245560Im currently re-reading excuses.
>>43245904Cute.
>>43245904kiss her back.
I wish mares were real
>>43247071The cutest marshmallow pone.
Always remember to feed your changeling queen a pony every now and then, both as a treat and a way to get her protein up.
>>43247338What do ponies taste like?
>>43247540>Lifting the guardsmareA bold move.
>>43247540>hold mare gently like hamburger
>>43247708
>>43247863that doesn't make sense because I want my wife to rape me?
>>43247540that's a small mare
>>43248081For (You).
>>43248314Verity is a good mare. She deserves all the carrots.Speaking of her, does anyone know how she is faring these days?
>>43209413>>43243827Okay, the next segment of the chapter is up and running. The paste is already up to date as well. Really not much more to say about this one. So on to the obligatory link posting and then let's get right to the text.Main story:https://ponepaste.org/477https://ponepaste.org/478https://ponepaste.org/479https://ponepaste.org/480https://ponepaste.org/4581https://ponepaste.org/8319https://ponepaste.org/10382Side story:https://ponepaste.org/4466Hope you like it.
>>43248934187.3>You are not entirely certain what you are supposed to expect as you step out of the crowd.>Does Discord claim to know you, or will he pretend that you are strangers to him?>Either way, you have to be very careful.>Because Discord will, without the shadow of a doubt, make it very easy for you to slip.>And probably provide an extra load of soap just to let you slide further downhill too.>Aware of this fact, and also expecting the worst, you eye Check Hill keenly right from the start.>Even before he has spotted you in turn.>At least as far as you can tell.>And effectively speaking, it does not really matter much, as Check Hill turns his head roughly in your direction soon thereafter, promptly noticing you for good in the process.>Judging from the look of his movement, it might have been a spontaneous one.>Without the explicit intention of confronting you immediately.>However, one can never be sure about any potential intentions behind Discord's actions.>A fact which he certainly enjoys, considering that he can sometimes cause a headache to his adversaries simply by being unpredictable and opaque.>Anyway, intentionally or not, his action has started this dance.>Everyone has to swing to the tones of its music now.>It only remains to be seen who determines the tact as the proverbial song proceeds.>Well, the opening move goes to Discord.>Which means that you will have to roll with the punches.>And Discord does not waste any time.>Check Hill swiftly eyes the four of you as you stand in front of him.>Then he smiles.>Not in a mischievous or mocking manner or anything like that.>No, his smile comes across as actually genuine.>Possibly even relieved to some degree as well.>That part in particular almost makes your skin crawl.>A cocky or pretentious Discord is a force to be reckoned with.>But a friendly Discord is dangerous.>He speaks up.>"You're the four who are living in the remote house, I take it?">Alright.>He is coming right to the point, as it seems.>You respond."Yes. That's us.">Check Hill inhales.>And as he does, it appears as if he might be even more relieved than before.>If you did not know it any better, you might almost believe that he is concerned about your wellbeing.>"It's good that you're here. I was starting to think that I should ask somepony, no... at least two ponies... to summon you.">You do not like what you hear.>After all, it implies that his effect on the ponies is already strong enough to cajole them into doing something for him.>Granted, asking a few ponies to inform you about his presence is not exactly a major request.>But considering that it is Discord who is doing this, it is already a good reason to be alarmed.>And his facade of the caring and concerned caretaker only makes it worse.>Anyway, you need to react to his comment.>So you quickly evaluate your options before you answer."Summon us? For what exactly?"
>>43248935>You feign complete ignorance.>After all, two can play this game.>And it leaves your conversation with Fall Seed out of the picture.>You add something before Discord can respond."And by the way, who are you?">The stallion in front of you smiles politely.>Which strikes you as wrong on every level.>"My name is Check Hill. And I'm here to warn you.">Well, he is not exactly leaving you with many options here.>So you get right to the heart of the matter.>You tilt your head."Warn us? About what?">Of course, Fall Seed has already given you some clear hints about Discord's plan.>Yet you want to hear the details from Discord himself.>Besides, it does not take a genius to figure out that Check Hill was waiting for that question.>Acting like a spirit who just heard the correct incantations, Check Hill instinctively reaches for a pair of saddlebags.>The bags have been put on the ground, right next to the stallion.>Strange, you have not noticed this detail before.>Probably because your mind was too preoccupied with Discord himself.>You mentally reach out to #deca.mare again and also relay the conversation to Firefly and Sky Squall once more.>Is there something in his stuff that we should know of?>I mean something dangerous.>You cannot see her reaction since you observe Check Hill as he reaches into one of his bags, but #deca.mare is quick to give you a mental answer.>Except for his ideas, no.>This is good news, even when it does little to defuse your current situation.>After all, Discord is evidently trying to create a ruckus in Summer Shine by implying that something strange is roaming the woods around the village.>The worst part about it is that he is, from the perspective of the ponies, technically not wrong.>Even when the details of the "strange being" seem to be completely exaggerated, if Fall Seed's account is to be believed.>You for your part decide to trust his evaluation of Check Hill's tales, so you mentally prepare yourself for the worst.>And it is soon to come, as Check Hill unearths a scroll.>The document appears to be slightly worn down, indicating that it is used regularly, but apart from a few minor blemishes it is fully intact.>Check Hill speaks up before he opens the scroll.>"I have every reason to believe that a creature is on the loose in this region. One unlike any other that you could even dream of.">He opens the scroll now and looks at the content.>You can only see the back of the document, so you have no idea what exactly it contains.>But you are about to find out.>For better, or for worse.>"Don't get startled.">Check Hill waits for another second to let his words sink in.>Then he turns the scroll around.>And much to your surprise, the sight does actually stump you.>Because you see a twisted portrait drawing of yourself.>Well, more or less yourself.
>>43248936>The facial structure is completely accurate, and Discord even managed to perfectly imitate your usual gaze.>You even recognise where the inspiration is coming from.>Discord has copied and altered the image which is attached to your personal pilot profile.>And as far as the general outline is concerned, he managed to capture your personality fairly well.>However, he has taken some very obvious and drastic liberties.>For starters, you are fairly sure that you were never fully covered in dark hairy fur.>And the last time you checked, you did not have any boar tusks either.>You blink as you process what you are seeing.>Then you open your mouth, but fail to say anything.>A reaction which Check Hill uses to go on.>"Not a pretty sight, I know. Some ponies were close to fainting when they saw it for the first time.">As much as you hate to admit it, you can see why.>Your friends are eerily silent as well.>They must be just as surprised as you are.>Realising that you must take control of the situation somehow, you raise your voice."What... in the name of...">You pause briefly , but push yourself to continue before Check Hill can take over."What is that... thing... supposed to be?">Check Hill is happy to answer your question.>"Glad that you asked. That's, according to my research, a creature which is known as a Hum Hen.">You blink once more."Come again?">The Earth pony stallion shrugs.>"I don't understand why it's called like that either. It doesn't look like a chicken to me.">You can agree with that notion at least.>He goes on.>"I'm not sure if it can hum though. The old texts were never very specific about that.">Hold on."Old texts? You have sources for this?">Check Hill nods.>"Yes, I'm not the first who's chasing this beast. But I'm determined to be the one who finds it.">He reaches into his bags a second time to grab another scroll.>It is just as worn as the first one, but also still fully readable.>"The evidence is sparse, but if you know where to check, you can find a pattern of clues. Take a look at this.">He opens the scroll and gives it to you.>This one features a smaller full body sketch of the alleged "Hum Hen" in the centre, riddled with notes and comments on all sides.>And now you see where Fall Seed got his impression of this thing being scarier than a dragon.>Because not only is the whole body of this bipedal "creature" covered in dark hair, it also has sharp claws which look like they could shred metal like paper.>The slightly hunched pose and forward leaning upper body do not help either.>You almost have to struggle to comment on this sight without losing your temper."You can't be serious.">Check Hill remains calm and polite.>A fact which angers you even more.>"Oh, I am. And my work is based on serious references. Here."
>>43248937>He points at a text passage close to the bottom of the scroll.>As you read the lines, you quickly grasp that this is an enumeration of pony names and the titles of some pieces of literature.>A rudimentary bibliography, as it seems.>You study the names of the texts and their authors for a while.>Both sound solid in theory, yet you quickly start to suspect that they are fake.>After all, you have never even heard of any of them.>Which is, considering your track record and the degree of your involvement in Equestria over the years, next to impossible.>This alleged foundation of sources is nothing but hot air, and such an attempt would never fly in any well-read circles or places with easy access to information such as libraries.>However, a small and mostly isolated community like Summer Shine does not have any of those advantages.>The only even remotely comparable "fonts of knowledge" in this village are Fine Point and Bubbly Droplet.>Which means Discord has ample means to stir up uncertainties with his stunts.>You pass the scroll to your friends and observe their reactions.>And you do not even have to contact them to see that they are not exactly convinced either.>Fine.>Knowing that the four of you are in agreement, you can go on.>Poker face, and back to Check Hill."That's... certainly something, I guess. But honestly, I have a hard time to imagine that such a creature is anywhere in, or around, Summer Shine.">Check Hill shakes his head and raises his voice.>And he is loud enough so that the ponies around you can hear him as well.>"You underestimate the Hum Hen, friend. It's a crafty fellow that can hide everywhere. In the woods, in the deep grass... and sometimes it even digs its way into cellars.">You hear faint murmurs in the crowd.>These words have definitely not gone unheard.>Alright, Discord does not beat around the bush.>It is clear where he is going with this one, and the best way to counter his approach is to shut it down right away.>And you are not the only one who has this idea.>Because Sky Squall chimes in right now.>In an equally loud volume.>After all, he knows how to catch the attention of others.>"Not into ours. I've been there just this morning. And there were no hens or holes to speak of.">The first part of his statement is not quite honest, for nobody has been in the cellar this morning.>But the second half is definitely true.>And Sky Squall's reassurance helps to calm down the locals again.>Check Hill listens attentively as well, yet he shows no overt reaction.>Then he responds.>"That's all well and good, but this could change any minute. What if the Hum Hen was hiding in the bushes nearby when you left your house?">Sky Squall does not give him that opening.>"Then I would've seen it during my morning routine around the house. I like to fly a few laps before we head out."
>>43248940>Which has indeed happened here and there.>Sometimes it was even witnessed by some of your neighbours.>Albeit not today.>Still, it is very well established in Summer Shine that Sky Squall is known for his love of flight, so it is an effective argument that Discord cannot disprove.>Unless he plans to make the unwise move of openly calling Sky Squall a liar, he has to accept this point for what it is.>And he does make that concession, in a way.>"I do not doubt your skills, but are you really sure that you covered the whole area? This creature is not only clever, it is also fast and elusive.">Much to your surprise, Sky Squall starts to smile.>In all honesty, and with the same pride that he loved to display in his previous life.>"Trust me. Even the best legs can't beat a good pair of wings.">Sky Squall boldly spreads his wings to stress his point.>Then he fluffs himself up on top of that.>It is an attempt to appear as imposing as possible, to illustrate strength and determination in equal measure.>"We'd know if something unusual were to come even remotely close to this place. That's a guarantee.">The reactions to Sky Squall's gesture are two-fold.>The villagers side with him in this matter.>All of them look at the Pegasus stallion now, and their concerned whispering ceases altogether.>If this keeps going on like this, Sky Squall might even have to thank Discord for enabling him to take up a leading role again.>However, as ironic as that might be, this is of course not the intention of your opponent.>Check Hill, on the other hand, remains completely unmoved by Sky Squall's gesture.>Yet he still does not show any notion of discontent either.>Which does, in a way, concerns you a little bit in turn.>After all, both Sky Squall and you have openly attempted to defuse the situation that Discord has created.>And judging from the general mood of the ponies in the crowd, your mutual efforts were relatively successful.>Discord cannot be happy with that.>So unless he already has a plan to turn the tables again, you do not see how he can remain this composed.>Check Hill speaks up.>"Very well. It looks like we have a disagreement here.">A pause.>"But I think we can work this out. You say you can scout the area around the village? Then I suggest that you do so right now. And thoroughly.">He inhales.>"If you're right and I'm wrong, and you find nothing in the woods, then fine. I can accept that. Your tour may have been in vain then, but... better safe than sorry, right?">A pause.>"And if I'm right, then it's all the more important for you to sweep the area for signs of activity. Because it means that a Hum Hen is definitely lurking nearby.">This is a surprisingly rational way of thinking.>Which means that it cannot be that simple, considering that Discord is the one who uttered it.>Something is fishy about it, yet you have no idea what.
>>43248942>But at the same time, you cannot exactly say no to the offer either.>Not in front of the gathered crowd of ponies.>For they would not understand your motivations if you were to decline the proposal.>In their eyes, Check Hill has just offered you a proverbial olive branch.>And from their point of view, it would be foolish and reckless to dismiss it outright.>You glance over to Sky Squall whilst he does the same in turn, and both of you understand that you are coming to exactly the same conclusion.>So the Pegasus stallion agrees to Check Hill's proposal, albeit quite begrudgingly.>He knows just as well as you do that the whole thing must have a catch.>"Fine. If that's your... request, we'll scout the area for you.">Sky Squall keeps trying to come across as diplomatic.>"You'll see, three Pegasi can sweep the woods in no time.">Check Hill blinks.>"You mean two.">Sky Squall tilts his head.>"Uhm, you can count to three, right?">That quip was perhaps a little bit too confrontational, but it does not come out of nowhere.>Check Hill responds, still showing a calm demeanour which does not sit well with you at all.>"Sure, but you don't want to send a pregnant mare to deal with a dastardly creature, now would you?">Ass.>Sky Squall grimaces only for a brief moment, yet it is enough to reveal that Check Hill's argument has struck.>And as Sky Squall falls silent in his conversation with Discord, he reaches out to you and the others through your mental channels.>I will strangle him.>Does anyone want to join?>#deca.mare responds.>Stop, Sky. If you lash out, you give him what he wants.>The stallion grumbles, yet only on the comm channel.>I know.>That only makes it worse.>What do we do now?>Firefly takes over.>Play ball.>I hate to say it, but I do not see a viable alternative.>More grumbling.>If you say so.>Sky Squall does not sound convinced.>Or maybe he simply does not want to sound content at the moment.>Simply to stress his point.>You chime in.>But Firefly, that means we have to split up.>Do you think you can handle him?>Firefly replies swiftly.>We will manage.>Sky Squall again.>The level of irony is infuriating, do you know that?>This snake feigns to be a responsible and concerned pony by pointing out that pregnant mares are not supposed to face malevolent creatures.>And yet he arranges everything to encourage you to stay behind with him.>You are about to comment on that, but Sky Squall keeps going.>I know it is what he does.>But that does not make it any better.>Now you "say" something.>Let us get to work then.>The sooner we start to debunk his claims, the better.>And then we can all return to our normal life.>Sky Squall sighs.>I suppose you are right.
>>43248944>The Pegasus stallion takes a deep breath before he speaks up.>"Fair point, Check Hill. That's... probably not the best idea.">Then he turns to you.>"Shall we head out?">You nod briefly."Alright. I still think this is a wild goose chase though. Just for the record.">Check Hill nods.>"Consider it recorded.">He smiles.>"For the history books. In the passage that precedes the confirmation of my theory.">You huff audibly and spread your wings."That remains to be seen.">With that said, you take off.>And Sky Squall follows you shortly thereafter.>You mentally address the others once more.>Sky, let us give the ponies a good air show.>Standard Guard search pattern, around the village and the nearby woods.>He responds immediately.>Sure.>But how do we prove that something does not exist?>The lack of evidence does not negate the possibility of it existing at all.>You reply at once.>That is true.>But if we can prove that there are no signs of strange creatures nearby, it strengthens our position.>Discord relies on rumors and hearsay, but we dish out hard facts.>Facts we can use to convince the others that Discord's claims are nothing more than puffs of hot air.>When nobody believes in his nonsense, he does not have any leverage to continue his charade.>And therefore no reason to stay, as you think to yourself.>Sky Squall inhales.>Both on the comm channel and in the physical world.>I hope this will be enough to get this buffoon out of Summer Shine.>You tacitly agree with the stallion.>Yet you also know what Discord can be capable of when he is feeling creative.>And something tells you his creativity is brewing up something special.>Just for the four of you.
>>43248946And done. Thoughts and comments are welcome as usual.
Mare magic.
>>43246733same
>>43248946it took incredible restraint for him to not give the diagram big feet, as that may have been a bit too on the nose.
>>43249204Nasapone a cute.
Two shades of mare.
>>43249812
>>43248949i'll take a read later
GIWTWM
>>43250726I never got why there was so much macro art on the boorus but then I remembered what fandom I was in.
>>43245551
>>43245795Do you have a link?
>>43252213>swap outfitsAnon should've grabbed an apron to cover more. For a mare like Pinkie who loves to bake stuff it's a regular piece of clothing.
Glow mare.
You mare cares about your health.
>>43249727Agreed, that would have been the last missing detail for the full list of traits. His depiction is clear enough as it is to get the point across though.>>43250516Glad to hear that. I'm always curious about feedback.
>>43248946Extremely garbage green, stop posting this.
>>43253888You were funnier when you were pretending to be outraged by alleged transformations.Also, checked.
>>43248946>claim to know you, or will he pretendWhichever causes more chaos in the long run.>the opening move goes to DiscordThey could just as well approach him and immediately state that they know him. Or approach him and say its good to see new faces. So the opening move is still up in the air.>ask somepony ... to summon youSummoning everypony? He is sure planning something.>warn youHmm, three days might not be enough to set a bigger plan in motion which can sustain itself. For example unpaid taxes or something. Also him deciding immediately to fuck with them is exactly why they did not want to give him a proxy. Maybe it would be immediately time to teach him a lesson. Take control of the proxy, make him look like a fool.>Check HillUnfitting name IMHO. Nor does it sound like chaos, nor the exact opposite. Like Calm Presence or something along that way.>you see a twisted portrait drawing of yourselfAt this moment I would have definitely taken away his proxy privileges for a moment. And make him look like a fool. Two can play this game. There is an expression "don't pull the lion's whiskers" in my language. He is just doing exactly that. Also it just occurred to me that Discord got his request fulfilled before Harmony.>Old texts?Hm, Anon did not visit Equestria that many times before. And those were pretty short when he did.>it also has sharp clawsThe fingers could be mistaken for that to somepony who never saw fingers.>suspect that they are fake#deca.mare could check it.>and sometimes it even digs its way into cellarsOddly specific.>Even the best legs can't beatI sense a reflection to the time when he injured Anon.>remains completely unmovedI wonder when #deca.mare or Firefly pipe in and call the newcomer a travelling scammer.>we have a disagreement hereWould be funny if Anon just walked out, into the middle of the crowd and booped Discord's nose. Meanwhile all the ponies unable to see Anon.>and you find nothing in the woods, then fineHm. What did he set up?>Not in front of the gathered crowd of ponies.Yes he can. He can call him a liar. He is a newcomer from somewhere, his words has no credibility.>a pregnant mareHow does he know? Is she showing already?>I will strangle him.Just take control of his proxy, make him look like a fool then give control back. This would be the chaos way.>he does not have any leverage to continue his charadeHe will most certainly point out footsteps.Thanks for the update!
don't forget to kiss your mare
>>43253988>They could just as well approach him and immediately state that they know him. Or approach him and say its good to see new faces.That kind of doesn't fly now, after telling Fall Seed that they don't know him. Granted, he is out of the picture at the moment, but it would create a certain potential inconsistency in the chain of events. Now that I think about it though, they could have claimed to know him right from the start and then tell everyone that he has a tendency to see things which aren't there or something, implying that his drawings have no real basis. Oh well, missed potential.>Maybe it would be immediately time to teach him a lesson. Take control of the proxy, make him look like a fool.>At this moment I would have definitely taken away his proxy privileges for a moment. And make him look like a fool.Hm, that's an interesting approach. Not quite what I had in mind, but it's a nice idea to turn the confusion around.>Unfitting name IMHO.Duly noted, and I see why. But keep that thought in mind for a while.>Also it just occurred to me that Discord got his request fulfilled before Harmony.Barring Harmony's earlier conception, he kind of did, yeah. But other than Harmony, he is not "interested" in the early stages of life, which makes it possible for him to "skip" the foalhood entirely whilst Harmony gains insights and experiences from being a youngster. So it's not an inherent disadvantage from Harmony's perspective.>Hm, Anon did not visit Equestria that many times before.True, but he does try to remain at least somewhat up to date. So the chances of him not knowing even one of those authors is bound to raise suspicions.#deca.mare could check it.That's true. And she can always intervene when things might get out of hand. They have not reached a level where this might become necessary yet though.>Oddly specific.Intentionally so, of course.>I sense a reflection to the time when he injured Anon.Interesting comparison, especially when one considers that Anon is physically not able to compete with a pony. But that is of course a fact which isn't exactly common knowledge on the surface.>Would be funny if Anon just walked out, into the middle of the crowd and booped Discord's nose. Meanwhile all the ponies unable to see Anon.Kek.>Yes he can. He can call him a liar. He is a newcomer from somewhere, his words has no credibility.That's why Discord added the scrolls to his repertoire. He attempts to gain credibility through them, as they help to make his "endeavour" look more professional than it actually is.>Is she showing already?Slightly. It's not much yet, but the first signs are slowly beginning to emerge. They're enough for a "trained eye" to see what is going on.
Cheer mare.
kissing mare
>>43254754high-octane
>>43254754Where do all the scars come from?
>>43255078either she cut herself, or it's from her pet bird >>43211839
>>43248946Fuck off retard
>>43255188you forgot to bump the thread there, buddy
You can make a marriage awesome.
>>43256316Now that's a mare I haven't seen in a long time. She's the cutest clone mare once she comes around.
This thread has a distressing lack of crystal pones.
More mares in socks.
>>43257244unf!
>>43257244
>>43257443Is she doing that out in the open?
>>43258522Twilight is very shameless when she's with anon.
>>43258665There's no reason to be scared. /mlp/ will still exist for a long time.
Shipper mare.
>>43260321Sure would. A hug in public is less daring than that.
>>43259890>nose to nose boopLewd.
Bad mane mare.
>>43261696Is ity slopschizo's thread?
marry your mare
>>43261947
>>43261947>>43261957Based
Sometimes I wish I was really insane so I could see and hear my pony waifs around me so I could tell her how much I love her instead of just having boring old depression
>>43262406Do you know what would be even better?To talk with her directly instead of listening to the shadows in your mind.
>>43263033Boy, this is holding hooves taken to the extreme.
>>43263378What's behind the blindfold?
>>43262406member when we had tulpa threads?
>>43263991God, imagine what it would be like to hug a mare.
Moonie mare.
>>43265077
>>43265077uunnffff
>>43265316goddamn, evil moonie is so fucking hot.
>>43265911Damn right she is
>>43265911The truth has been spoken.
>>43265379the best way to spend time with your mare
>>43267123>Anon really doesn't knowBoy is he in for a surprise.
>>43266374I'd argue that any quality time spent with your mare is the best way to spend time in general.
>>43265911
My moonwife!
Pampering fat mares like a good husband.
>>43268049
>>43268465Whew, she's bigger than I expected.
>>43269547Why does she cry though?
>>43269688Nervous.
>>43269688thingken of life
>>43270216
>>43270216>Anon as Charlie BrownI could see that.
>>43270249Literally me.
>>43252013
>>43270942Damn, anon's got a better ass than the mare!
>>43270975the mare loves it
Mares have a lot of muscles.
>>43248949Short still alive post. A new update is in the works and has currently entered the proofreading stage. Expect something over the course of the weekend.
>>43271404okay
>>43271355I've never wanted Trixie to pin me down more than I do now.
>>43271698Sure something that a great and powerful mare would want to do.
>>43272012>>43272297i miss this guy's art, wonder where he is now. i love my wife
>>43272855Love me some big pone. She's great.
>>43272941Agreed
>>43272941
Magical mare.
You're all Aryan.
>>43273358The safety pin is a nice touch.
>>43273612Celestia is so pretty in dresses.
>>43273895That's a very little pony.
>>43273446>I'm hungryshe's got plenty of ass
>>43274297a tiny pony
guys is this gay?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qKXM5bGqbsk
>>43254754that is an incredibly cringe 2011 era tier pony oc I hate it
>>43274804Finish Line is a precious mare
>>43274936
>>43248949And here is the final segment of chapter 187. It is a bit of an odd one considering that a lot of the "speech" lines are not physically spoken, but I hope this unusual format doesn't distract too much from what is happening. If it does, please let me know. Usual links and here we go.Main story:https://ponepaste.org/477https://ponepaste.org/478https://ponepaste.org/479https://ponepaste.org/480https://ponepaste.org/4581https://ponepaste.org/8319https://ponepaste.org/10382Side story:https://ponepaste.org/4466Have fun.
>>43275046187.4>Sky Squall and you gain some altitude and begin your patrol around the village.>And true to the standard routine as it is practiced by the Guard, you start to fly small sweeping circles close to Summer Shine and monitor the surface.>Then, once you are sure that the area is clear, you gradually expand the range of your laps.>Under ideal circumstances, there would be more than two fliers in the air to perform this task in order to effectively cover a wider area at a faster pace.>But since it is only the two of you now, thanks to Discord's appeal to emotions, you have to make do with a single duo.>This does admittedly hamstring your progress to a certain degree, yet you will manage.>As you circle around the village and act as if you were keenly examining the environment, you decide to address Sky Squall."Sky, keep an eye out when we reach the trees. I... wouldn't put it past Discord to place some fake traces somewhere to cause a panic.">The Pegasus stallion looks at you for a moment before he continues to eye the surface.>"Can't say that I'd disagree, but why in the forests?">You take a breath."I doubt that Discord would take the risk of getting discovered by someone whilst he's placing wrong pieces of evidence. Remember, he's shifty as hell, but he can only rely on the capabilities of an Earth pony. And an Earth pony in an open field is easy to notice.">Sky Squall follows your train of thought.>"But not so in the woods.">You nod."Precisely. A lot of foliage, and barely anyone in the vicinity to bump into.">He inhales.>"Very well. And what do you plan to do if we actually find something?">You blink and go on with a deadpan tone."Easy. To get rid of them. We wipe any traces and embezzle whatever objects that Check Hill might have placed. Then we say that we found nothing of note.">You pause on purpose.>For you want to see how Sky Squall reacts to the suggestion.>But he shows no obvious reaction.>So you go on."Sure, it isn't honest. And I bet Discord will also complain after the fact to bemoan our unfair behaviour or whatever, but, quite frankly, that doesn't matter. Discord has laid the groundwork by playing a dirty game, so we have to adapt if we want to keep up. Besides, I see nothing wrong with it. We deny Discord the chance to fool others with a scam, so we only right a wrong with unorthodox means.">Sky Squall thinks about this for a second.>Then he agrees.>"Right. I don't see why we should put up with Discord's game either.">You grin cockily as you get another idea.>And Sky Squall comments on that immediately.>"Anon, it's rare for you to look so... perkily. What's on your mind?">Now you have to snicker."What if we just turn the tables?">You do not wait for Sky Squall to answer.>For you reach out to #deca.mare again and let both Sky Squall and Firefly listen in at the same time.>#deca, how many decoys has Discord placed around the village?>And while we are at it, where are they?
>>43275047>You hear Sky Squall's muffled laughter whilst #deca.mare speaks up.>Check Hill has indeed placed a number of false traces in the forest.>A pause.>However, Harmony does not recommend me to reveal all of them.>You blink.>And Sky Squall falls silent.>But why?>What do we gain from playing this drama out?>#deca.mare inhales audibly.>Harmony thinks this is a good opportunity to learn.>For Discord, but also for all of us.>You think your reply speaks for Firefly and Sky Squall as well.>I do not understand.>#deca.mare goes on.>Think of it as a field test.>By confronting Summer Shine and us in particular, Discord has created the perfect setup for us to spar with his wits under ideal circumstances.>We have a lot of influence in this region and do not have to rely on indirect means to counter his ideas.>You chime in.>So you mean our position as residents of Summer Shine turns us into active agents in the whole affair.>#deca.mare goes on.>Right.>Harmony argues that we can hardly ask for better circumstances for our first confrontation with Discord, so it would be unwise to shut it down prematurely.>Sky Squall reaches out to #deca.mare.>That... almost sounds like a training run.>A mock combat to test the waters, if you will.>#deca.mare replies.>Yes, that is one way to call it.>Sky Squall grunts.>Forgive me for being the sceptic here, but that does not sound like something that Discord would do.>Not at all.>He would never do us such a favour.>#deca.mare chuckles at that.>You are right, Sky.>Discord has no intention to tone anything down.>On the contrary, he knows that we can easily shut his game down at any given moment if we wanted to, so he plans to cause as much of an uproar as he can within a short span of time.>You take over.>I do not like the sound of that either.>#deca.mare almost giggles again.>Then look at it like this: Harmony proposes to turn the... chaotic escapades of Discord into a practical training session.>Can you think of something which is more antithetical to chaos than that?>You blink.>I suppose not.>You take a breath before you continue.>And Discord really is none the wiser?>Now she snickers a second time.>Yes.>Harmony is, for the lack of a better term, indeed pulling a prank on Discord.>A prank with a practical side effect.>Sky Squall smiles and speaks up.>Fine.>This is a premise I can work with.>The stallion inhales.>Too bad that we cannot tell him that though.>Because if we did, he would stop it himself.>#deca.mare agrees.>Indeed.>You inhale and go on.>Okay, fine.>Let us keep the charade going for a while.>A pause.>But it should be toned down.>Before Discord finds a way to go overboard with his tricks.>Firefly reaches out to you.>And what do you have in mind?>You think about this for a second and consider your options.>Alright everyone, listen up.
>>43275048>We patrol the area and manually remove most of the false traces which Discord has laid, but we let a few of them intact.>Then we return to the village and claim that we have found nothing of note.>Discord is undoubtedly keeping track of our progress in one way or another, so he will see that not all of his works have fallen victim to our cleaning action.>You pause for a moment to allow the others to evaluate your ideas up to this point.>And Firefly uses the opportunity to spin your idea further.>Anon, you assume Discord is going to encourage the others to inspect the forests a second time, correct?>You nod instinctively.>Yes, but probably behind our backs this time.>Sky Squall goes on.>To surprise us with the news of a finding.>You confirm his theory at once.>Bingo.>On the surface, it is going to be a bit of a blow to our ego.>But that is exactly what should make it so enticing for Discord to pursue it.>Firefly chimes in again.>Are you sure that Discord will fall for it?>He knows we have somepony on our side who can give his whole plot away.>You briefly consider this argument before you give Firefly an answer.>That depends on how well we sell our confidence.>If we are lucky, Discord might believe that we were certain in our abilities to find all of his works on our own... and that it came back to haunt us.>Sky Squall inhales audibly.>You know, it is one thing to leave Discord some space, but actively working towards our own failure, no matter how minute, is something else.>That is just distasteful, Anon.>You shrug, considering that he can see the gesture.>To be honest, Sky, I am not the biggest fan of it either, and if you are asking me for my opinion, I would prefer a swifter handling of the situation too.>But Harmony asked us to prolong the encounter in order to get used to Discord's tactics, so I make do with the cards that were handed to us.>That requires some practical thinking and some... unusual strategies.>Now it is Sky Squall who nods.>Fair enough.>The Pegasus stallion pauses briefly.>Anon, there are no hidden catches or unspoken parts to your plan out of practicality, right?>You blink again as you consider what to say.>No, Sky.>I have told you everything.>There is no catch to it.>And no hidden agenda.>Why do you ask?>He takes a deep breath.>I haven't really expected anything else, but I just wanted to hear it.>You can see him shaking his head.>It looks like Discord is making me assume the worst in any given situation.>You turn your head to look at him.>Then you address him directly."Trust me, Sky. We're in this together."
>>43275049>You fly a little closer to give him a pat on the back."And I know this whole make-believe scheming thing isn't your cup of tea. Just let me do the talking when we're back. If someone says something about us messing up, I'll take the blame.">The Pegasus inhales and nods.>"Alright.">With that taken care of, you address #deca.mare once more.>#deca, give us a list of the most egregious fakes that Discord has placed.>She reacts at once.>Please define egregious, Anon.>You take a breath.>I mean the ones which are likely to have the strongest psychological effects on the others.>We get rid of all the pieces that strongly point at the existence of any strange creatures, and we keep those which are more ambiguous in nature.>If we have to play this game, we can at least make Discord's clues as opaque as humanly possible.>#deca.mare speaks up.>A smart move.>Here it is.>The desired list appears on the HUD of your visor in less than a second.>And it contains no less than eleven individual elements.>Including a little directional marker and the exact distance to your current position.>You almost gasp.>Damn, they are spread everywhere.>How much time did he spend in the wilderness to plant them all?>You can almost guess the answer, but #deca.mare is quick to confirm your suspicion.>The last two days.>He wanted to ensure that at least some of them are found.>You inhale and take over.>Ugh, fine.>Then let us get to work.>Sky, we proceed as planned.>We maintain our standard tour and just happen to stumble upon these traces sooner or later.>And then we remove them quietly.>If anyone notices our landings, I will say that it was a false alarm.>Any objections?>The Pegasus stallion hesitates briefly.>No.>It is a dirty play, but considering the circumstances, I guess it is the best strategy we have.>With that said, Sky Squall and you keep flying in slowly growing circles around Summer Shine.>It will take a while for you to reach all of the eleven sites, yet in its own strange way, that fact can be a bonus.>After all, spending hours for the search shows to the ponies that you took the search seriously, even in spite of the impending "slip-up".>Plus, it gives you enough time to ponder what Discord's next step could look like.>Because one thing is for sure.>Discord will absolutely do the same right now.>So you have to stay on edge to remain ahead.
>>43275050And done. Feedback is of course welcome as always.
Fleur mare.
>>43275539FAT
>>43275047>"Anon, it's rare for you to look so... perkily. What's on your mind?"not sure about the phrasing here, using the adverb as an adjective seems a bit off.Other than that, them using managed chaos as a training drill for future shenanigans does seem like a good idea, so it'll fun to see how poorly Discord takes being turned into homework.
>>43275341
>>43275884>not sure about the phrasing hereYeah, I see what you mean. I wasn't entirely sure about that one either, so I thought about that passage for a while. Now that I'm not the only one who thinks so, I believe I will just use the word smug instead. That should sound better in the context. Thanks.
>>43276367No problem
>>43276368Just made the correcton. Needless to say, don't get fooled by the notifications on the site.
Mare blep.
>>43276721
>>43275884you're really gonna diss my boi the phrasing like that
>>43277038Dissing who?Discord?
me n my wife ^c^
>>43277237Getting some real Tank vibes here. No wonder that Dash likes you so much.
>>43277839it should have been me
>>43275050>Easy. To get rid of them.That's what discords counting on.>why we should put up with Discord's gameExactly. Just force him to be a fool by talking control of his proxy.>does not recommend me to reveal all of themWhat does Harmony has to do with this?>this is a good opportunity to learnSure. To learn not to give free rein to chaos.>Discord really is none the wiser?Too obvious binary solution. Leave all/some or collect all. Choosing between the two is expected. Plus if they don't remove all of it they will be the one ridiculed when Discord or somepony else finds one. What is not expected is for example suddenly Anon saying that he saw the creature going into X direction (leaving the town).>claim that we have found nothing of noteThis just delays his plan or plays into his hands.>Discord will fall for itAbsolutely not. He plans ahead too.>There is no catch to it.That's exactly the problem. They are not ahead of Discord.>Damn, they are spread everywhere.How did he managed to get around without any pony noticing him?>The last two days.Well that works too. No need to hide if everypony is sleeping.Thanks for the update!
>>43277237>Rainbow Dash falls in love with Brendan Fraser's The Whale
I love my Moon!
>>43278533Moonie must really love him. She wouldn't put up with this if she didn't.
>>43278533Moonie looks absolutely positively adorable here.
>>43277900Who says that it isn't?
>>43277237You jest but I remember during Valentines on here a few years back where one RD plushie owner was obese as fuck.
>>43279738I wonder how many of those are still around.
>>43280035Obese plushiefuckers? That's at least 60% of us.
>>43280039that's a generous number compared to what i've seen
>>43277237>"Tine for some practice."
I want to give the moon some belly rubs
>>43255376This might be my favorite fanart image I've ever seen. Its beautiful. I could stare at it for hours.
>>43280625It's also one of the rare ones because it doesn't strip Dash of her awesomeness at the weding altar.
No.
>>43280932giwtwm
>>43281570Anon is quite the charmer.
>>43278330>What does Harmony has to do with this?Nothing on a direct level. But Harmony, or "larger Harmony" to be precise, is watching and analysing this whole situation constantly. Harmony wants to gain some insights by letting Discord and Summer Shine face one another, and in order to do this, the "field test" confrontation has to go on for a while. Otherwise it wouldn't yield any usable "data" for Harmony to process.>Sure. To learn not to give free rein to chaos.Oh, Discord has no free reign to do as he pleases, given that his range of actions is limited by a whole plethora of safety measures. And he is of course fully aware of this. It is as #deca.mare said, Discord knows that they could stop him at any point in time if they wanted to, yet he also understands that they do not want to do that unless they absolutely have to. After all, Discord can only play his role as a "sparring partner" for Harmony if his actions prove to be at least a little bit of a challenge. So he tries to be as creative and challenging as possible within the boundaries that were set for him.>Plus if they don't remove all of it they will be the one ridiculed when Discord or somepony else finds one.Anon has considered this risk. It is why he is taking the lead now. If something of that nature is about to happen, he will take the responsibility for it, also shielding Sky Squall's good reputation in the process. He is ready to take one for the team if he has to, as the saying goes.>What is not expected is for example suddenly Anon saying that he saw the creature going into X direction (leaving the town).But it would make him and the others complicit in the act of pretending that a creature which does not exist has been in the area in the first place. And they do not want to do that. They wish to debunk Discord's whole narrative wholesale.>This just delays his planYeah, exactly as Harmony has asked them to do.>That's exactly the problem. They are not ahead of Discord.Catch in this case refers to Anon not withholding any information within their circle. He says that the plan does not contain any nasty surprises for Sky Squall or the other two. All four of them have exactly the same state/level of information. Well, maybe except for #deca.mare, but that is a different matter.
>>43247875Woah, fellow Appul enjoyer.
*cough*
>>43282904Love me some Rainbowshine. She's a treasure.
soon
>>43283545this
>>43284036Aw, look how happy she is.
>>43284547But a mareloving faggot!
Big mare.
>>43284962>>43284962>>43284962>>43284962
For those who like mares.
One, two, three...
>>43285203LOL
>>43283545What is it?
>>43285260its soon
>>43285264Okay?
>>43285202The horse shoe is a nice touch.
>>43285202i like mares
>>43285663Cutie. Where is she from?
>>43285202This is awesome, thank you anon.
>>43285968Just Loq
>>43286036Happy Derpy is always nice. Just look how energetic she is.
>>43286499You can never steer off course with a cute heli mare.
>>43248081Here you go.
>>43267123>>43267152>Take drunk mare to your house>Lay her down on your couch>Get her a pillow and blanket and tuck her in>Get her a glass of water>Bid her good night as she drifts off to sleep>Go to your own bedroom>Get undressed>Crawl into bed>Asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow>Peaceful dreaming>Wake up shortly before dawn >Princess Celestia is in bed with you, sleeping soundly and cuddling you>Conclude you are still dreaming
>>43286540>Conclude you are still dreamingWould be funny to see how the realization kicks in that it isn't just a dream.
>>43284962>>43285087For you rhymes with snu snu
>>43286533Oh yes please.
>>43285202Need to make this into a flag and take it to the pride parade and see if anyone calls me out on it.
>>43286811This is the dream.
>>43287106It sure would be.
>>43287803i thought those were pizzas
>>43288072I wouldn't be surprised if some ponies were to deliver pizzas by mail too.
Bumping because of frogniggers.
Happy mare dance.
>>43290182Whew, Dashie takes no prisoners. She goes right to the heart of the matter.
>>43289772hug the mareit shows you care
Luv me moonwife
>>43290341Must feel incredible.
>>43290359>Luna whispering into your earThat would be comfy.
>>43290670The great Equestrian Husbando Snatch.
>>43290906
Surf mare.
>>43291656tubular
Snoofing blep mare.
>>43292010Loira
>>43292010
>>43293048Gotta smooch that mare.
>>43293122This. See if the blush can get a little more intense.
>>43293790It's never wrong to say it a few times per day.
Mare aging like wine.
>>43294778Wing joints being sensitive spots for Pegasi is such an underrated thing. I wish we had more of that.
>>43294925Me too.
>>43295135ok
>>43296159That's a cute little moonie.
>>43286533Worth risking some bones for.
>>43292010>Mare is preparing to take indecent liberties with you.
>>43275051Short still alive note. I completed the next segment and hope to be able to proofread it during the weekend. So expect something in the coming days.
Guys i found the legend on pol again>>>/pol/536933838
>>43297608The absence of her husbander does a thing to mares.
>>43297896Everything is better when man and mare are together.
>>43297937Can't argue against that.It's funny how the foal in Anon's arms almost equals the color of his shirt.
>>43297937Is the qt on the right an OC? She does look like Apple Honey a bit but Honey has purple eyes.
>>43297937
>>43297391How is this related to the thread?
Timid mare.
>>43298398It's an OC from this thread, Minty Steps. No idea how the kids are named though.
>>43298721Isn't she ancient at this point? I kind of lost track of time.
I apologize for existing and I shall rectify the situation forthwith.
>>43299049>2017 was almost a decade ago
>>43299151Christ, where as the time gone?
>>43299325Down the drain, I'm not any closer to getting a mare than I was back then.
>>43298721She a qt.
Mear.
>>43298502Also here bro>>>/pol/537049927
>>43298502It's not, but we're still "that" designated thread they hate.
>>43299909Pointless terminal retardation on their end, but okay. Not everyone can see the greatness of mares.
Anons, how do you deal with a developing allergy to your mare's fur? Specifically hers.
>>43300094Gradual exposure therapy would be a good start.
>>43300332But anon, you already spend all day with your mare. You are constantly exposed to her fur.
>>43275051>>43297187Okay, the first segment of chapter 188 is up and running. Not much else to say, really, so let's get started.Main story:https://ponepaste.org/477https://ponepaste.org/478https://ponepaste.org/479https://ponepaste.org/480https://ponepaste.org/4581https://ponepaste.org/8319https://ponepaste.org/10382Side story:https://ponepaste.org/4466Hope you like it.
>>43300405188.1>It takes you almost three hours to reach the eleventh site.>Much like the other ten, the site itself is located within the woods, albeit fairly close to the border of the neighbouring grasslands.>It is very obvious that the place was chosen by Discord because it is not immediately visible from the open fields in the vicinity, yet pretty trivial to spot if anyone were to step into the forest for a coordinated search operation, thereby granting the site a decent degree of plausibility without lowering its chances of getting discovered.>The piece of evidence in question is not quite so interesting though.>For Discord has created faux footprints, apparently made by a being which could vaguely resemble a humanoid.>But compared to your own proportions, these tracks are decidedly broader.>By about one third, give or take.>This is the sixth set of traces that you have seen today.>And it is the sixth set you will wipe.>However, this location has another surprise for you.>A unique one, even.>For Discord has carved some sharp scratch lines into the bark of a few nearby trees, surely as a homage to the fearsome claws in his illustrations.>Thankfully, the damage of these cuts is not severe and does not endanger the trees themselves.>But you cannot easily cover them either.>So you immediately do what you can do quickly and wipe the fabricated footprints.>Then you tend to the scratches.>Sky Squall and you examine the scratches closely, and after a few minutes of consideration, you agree on a method.>It is neither elegant nor exactly pretty, but the limited arsenal of tools at your disposal does not grant you a viable alternative.>The two of you place a series of meticulously placed and carefully restrained kicks on the scratches, causing a few more chunks of the tree bark to splinter off the already damaged areas.>This turns the scratches into small holes instead.>Of course, this decision does indeed increase the damage that was caused to the wood in total, but you made sure to keep the opening as small as possible.>The trees will recover.>The only potential downside of the plan is that someone might notice the series of openings while the holes are still fresh.>Which is a plausible scenario, considering that it will take weeks for the wounds to seal properly.>And this could be seen as somewhat suspicious in the current situation.>But at the very least, you have reduced the almost sure-fire "proof" to pieces of vague circumstantial evidence.>Not an ideal situation, but better than nothing.>You check the results of your work one last time before you head off and slowly return to Summer Shine whilst you are flying your final lap.
Mare takes indecent liberties with (You)
>>43300406>A minute or two before you are about to arrive, you address Sky Squall."Okay. The pieces are set. Let's see what's going on down there.">Sky Squall responds, but his voice sounds somewhat off.>"Can't say that I'm looking forward to it.">You give him a reassuring look."I feel you, Sky.">A pause."We'll go ahead as planned.">The stallion agrees once more.>"Fine. The stage is yours, Anon.">Sky Squall slowly decelerates for a few seconds and assumes a new position behind you.>Which means that you have automatically assumed the leading role within your small formation.>This by itself is not a great deal, and doubly so considering that Sky Squall and you have discussed this strategy beforehand, yet it is nevertheless strange to see him stepping out of the limelight so quickly.>And voluntarily to boot.>Well then, the outcome of the impending encounter is mostly up to you.>So you decide to sharply examine the current situation in Summer Shine from your elevated perspective.>As expected, the crowd in the village centre is still present, but it has shrunk a little bit.>A couple of the initially gathered ponies has left the place, as it seems.>Probably because they have important tasks to tend to.>And you interpret this is as a relatively good thing for the time being.>After all, fewer ponies close to Check Hill results in him losing a small part of his direct influence within the community.>Plus, the fact that #deca.mare and Firefly are standing idle in the periphery also tells you that not much is happening right now.>But this is only a tiny boon in the larger picture, as the seed of Check Hill's scam has already been planted in the collective mind of Summer Shine.>It will be up to you to oppose his claims and to convince the others to discard these ideas again.>So you have to act.>The sooner, the better.>You steer your proxy directly towards the heart of the village and land right next to the crowd.>Naturally, your approach does not go unnoticed.>All eyes are immediately trained on you as you touch the ground.>And of course, Check Hill steps out of the crowd to welcome you with open arms.>It makes you feel as if you were about to embrace a spider in its web.>"Ah, our eyes in the skies have come home.">You take a few steps and stop right in front of the chestnut stallion."Yes, we have.">Check Hill smiles politely.>"And is there... something you wish to report?">You take a deep breath."Yes. I can tell you that we have found absolutely nothing of importance. No signs, no traces, and no evidence.">A pause."The forests are as peaceful and quiet as ever.">He raises an eyebrow.>"Is that so? Are you absolutely certain?">The trap is obvious, and you are not going to fall for it."I can guarantee you that we have found nothing which even hinted at the activities of some nebulous bipedal creature. It's just the trees and the usual animals."
>>43300408>Check Hill's face shows no reaction as he accepts that answer for what it is.>"So you would say that it is safe for ponies to enter the woods again?">You do not like the wording and the implication behind it.>Not in the slightest.>So you reach out to #deca.mare.>#deca, he has not crafted any traps, right?>She responds immediately.>No.>This is a feint to scare you.>Good.>You can proceed then."Unless you count the risk of tripping on roots or something as a danger, yes.">It is likely that Discord is not going to interpret this statement in your favour.>So you address the crowd in the vicinity directly.>And you do not speak quietly either."There is nothing in the woods to be afraid of. Nothing has changed. And any rumours... about a dangerous humming hen or whatever else... are just that. Rumours.">From what you can tell, the ponies want to believe you.>But Discord's ideas still linger in their minds.>They will not disappear immediately.>Plus, you somehow doubt that Check Hill is going to grant you any respite.>You turn back to the stallion to see what he does.>Which is nothing.>He just keeps standing where he is, eyeing both you and the scene with an almost nonchalant serenity.>You wonder what he might be thinking right now.>And how far he can anticipate possible future events.>After all, his mentality may align with Discord's view of the world, but his faculties as a pony are not quite as elaborate as those of the "proper" Discord.>However, your ponderings do not last very long.>Because about ten to fifteen seconds later, you notice the arrival of two familiar stallions.>A concerned Earth pony and a somewhat confused Unicorn.>Finally.>You ignore Check Hill for now and immediately approach the newcomers.>And as you do that, you also talk to Sky Squall through the comm channel.>Sky, keep an eye on Discord.>But do not engage with him unless he talks to you first.>Just check if he does something fishy.>Sky Squall's response follows swiftly.>Fine.>He does not sound all too happy, but you are sure that he understands the reasons for your decision.>With that taken care of, you focus solely on Fall Seed and Fine Point."Hello, Fine. And hello again, Fall. You've been away for a while.">Longer than you, even.>Yet you do not mention that.>He would not get the context."Where have you been?">Fall Seed clears his throat.>"In Fine's house. We couldn't come earlier.">You tilt your head."What? Why?">Fine Point is the one who responds.>"Bubbly and I were working on an experiment. It was a lengthy procedure we couldn't leave unattended without ruining the results. Fall Seed helped us to get the work done a little faster.">Under normal circumstances, you would want to know more about their project.>Right now though, you have other things to think about."I see. Do you know what's going on here though?"
>>43300410>The Unicorn nods.>"Fall has informed me.">You ask further."And what do you think of it?">Fine Point takes a breath.>"From what I've heard, the story of our visitor is, theoretically speaking, possible. But...">You complete the sentence for him."... you think it's hogwash. Right?">Fine Point nods a second time.>"Very much so. Speaking from my personal experience in the forests, I think he's wrong. And I've never heard anything about such a creature during my studies in the archives either.">He inhales.>"I'd like to see the documents of our visitor though.">For once, you do not like that Fine Point sounds so open-minded.>Of course, it is obvious why a well-read and sharp Unicorn like him would be curious.>And in virtually any other case, you would fully support his stance.>However, a part of you is worried that he might fall for one of Discord's deceptions.>So you decide to do something that you would not even consider in any different situation.>You give Fine Point a clear hint.>And a warning."Please do me a favour, Fine. Look for clues or traces that might hint at foul play.">The Unicorn raises an eyebrow.>"Foul play? In what way?">You do not beat around the bush here."Straight up, I think Check Hill's sources are fake. I can't prove it and I can't give you a specific reason, but I'm sure of it.">Fine Point is visibly surprised, but he takes your words seriously.>"That's... no small accusation.">You nod."Yeah, I'm aware. That's why I want a second opinion.">As you say that, you decide to soften your claims lightly to make it more palatable for Fine Point."Call it an intuition or a hunch if you will, but everything tells me that something is off about these scrolls. Maybe he fabricated these things himself, or maybe Check Hill fell for a forgery as well.">Fine Point looks over to Check Hill, then he focuses on you again."All I'm saying is, keep this option in mind when you look at the documents. Because if they're a botch, this whole spectacle here is nonsense.">Fine Point nods, albeit reluctantly.>"This is true. But what if they're authentic?">You blink."Then... I guess we'll hunt some hens.">Fine point struggles to come up with a response.>Probably because that particular prospect does indeed sound somewhat ridiculous to him too.>"I'll see what I can find out.">You nod."That's all I'm asking for. Thank you.">The Unicorn stallion takes a breath and walks up to Check Hill.>You intend to observe the encounter closely at first.>However, Fall Seed addresses you from the side just as Fine Point is reaching Check Hill.>"So, what did I miss?">You turn to Fall Seed.>And as you move your head, you notice that #deca.mare and Firefly have joined Sky Squall's little "vigil".
>>43300411>The Pegasus stallion has visibly lost some of his tension, now that he is no longer facing Discord alone.>Well, that makes things easier.>For Sky Squall and you alike.>Because now you can fully focus on your conversation with Fall Seed."You haven't missed all that much, Fall. We had a short conversation with Check Hill, and long story short, he asked us to examine the area from the skies. Which we did, with no tangible results.">The Earth pony stallion listens attentively.>"I assume you've told him this much, right?">You nod."Sure. We informed him and everyone else who was listening. We... made it abundantly clear that we do not buy into his tall tale.">Fall Seed takes a look at the crowd of ponies.>"Thank you for your efforts. But... I don't think this story will blow over so easily.">You blink and nod reluctantly."You're right, Fall. This isn't over yet."
>>43300413And done. Thoughts and comments are appreciated as always.
>>43300414wondering if this will end up as a "I knew you knew that I knew you knew, but did you know that I knew you knew I knew you knew I knew?" sort of exchange by the end of it.
How to find Happiness in one simple step.
>>43300573
>>43300588>sugar morning
>>43300599as long as the mares are cute I care not from whence they flow
>>43300573Start doing a mare?
>>43300688Sounds like a plan to me.
Mare standard.
>>43300457I mean, it would certainly be something that Discord would do. Just to make things more opaque on purpose.
>>43301123I love Mjölna!
>>43301123>>43301246>WHERE NOW THE MARE AND THE RIDER?
>>43301250The rider is (you).
>>43300413>This is the sixth set of traces that you have seen today.So, he arrived on the planet 3 days ago. Planting this much evidence takes like a day. Travelling to this small town is also a day. Forging the documents is also at least half a day (obtaining the paper, etc). Plus he has to eat something/pack enough food for 2,5-3 days (and also obtain it). Sounds like he was very very busy to make this happen.>damage that was caused to the woodI bet if he sees it he will have an explanation.>we have found nothingAnd now he will pull out an evidence he has been hiding the whole time.>They will not disappear immediatelyI assume scams are not common in Equestria. So they don't know what to do.>We couldn't come earlier.I hope it has nothing to do with Discord.>I'd like to see the documentsIf he says it's fake then Discords plan is in ruins. Except if he planned to be portrayed as a liar.>that might hint at foul playForcing his process of thought is a good move.>what if they're authentic?Then Anon and #deca.mare was not careful enough in the past.>I don't think this story will blow over so easily.Why is that? A random pony suddenly appears claiming nonsense without any proof. Not much to disproove on that.Thanks for the update!
>>43301594Oof. That's tricky.
>>43301594>his favorite is actually neither of them but a secret third mare
>>43301955I have a guess.
>forget about this thread for years>come back>its on life support bump with one endless story from when I still browsed hereThe fuck happened? It's deader than EQG threads.
>>43302045shitposting, spergouts, and sagging spirits.Majority of the writefags bailed, drawfags went too. Thread's mostly held together with dreams and duct tape (and we're just about out of duct tape).
>>43302253>(and we're just about out of duct tape)You sure? I don't plan to leave any time soon.
>>43302045Nothing, still loving my mare, still posting here.
>>43302253I'm sorry that I am not creative enough to contribute anything meaningful.
>>43302369that's the dreams talking>>43302435I can't really point fingers, I don't do anything worth talking about myself even though I know I should.
>>43302646>that's the dreams talkingNot really. I browse this board and this thread on a daily basis.
Keep going. (For mares)
>>43302726Not going to stop.
>>43302435Take heart, Anon. I literally revived the Yandere thread of ages past and started my first green. My tips for writing a green: Ask other Anon's questions to an extent, use Microsoft word or another equivalent to keep all of your ideas in one place so you're not just using 4chan. Sometimes you just need to fucking write and get an idea out before you lose it.
Hot air mare coming through.
>>43303658spibby.... unf!
>>43302253Did we even have dedicated drawfags who weren't also local writefags? Feels like we had some cute OCs come and go without getting much art.
>>43303753I think we might have gotten a couple drive-by artings here and there but yeah most of the people making art were also writing.
>>43302968>I literally revived the Yandere thread of ages past and started my first green.It would be cool if we had something like this too.
>>43303670>Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?I wonder what she would say when the answer is 'you'.
>>43304007Any story that might go here is probably more at home in /aie/, which is leagues more active
>>43304423Bait or retardation?
>>43304293There's no telling. If you're as close to her as the fandom likes to think Soarin' is, she'd probably be flattered. If you're literally anyone else, she'd slap the shit out of you.
>>43304520Why is /aie/ active and this place dead?
>>43304624Answer my question first.
>>43301907>Sounds like he was very very busy to make this happen.Pretty much. Nothing encourages Discord more than doing something chaotic out of spite. It is what he lives for, after all.>And now he will pull out an evidence he has been hiding the whole time.Well, I think it's not much of a spoiler to say that something is coming indeed.>I assume scams are not common in Equestria. So they don't know what to do.That's what I think as well. The idea of a genuine con is not something that most ponies would entertain, certain exceptions excluded, of course.>I hope it has nothing to do with Discord.No, this one is unrelated to him. On a plot level, it was basically just me giving them something to do whilst Anon and Sky were flying in circles.>Forcing his process of thought is a good move.I thought so too. It's one of the immediate things that Anon can do to change the tune of Discord's charade at least a little bit.>Why is that? A random pony suddenly appears claiming nonsense without any proof. Not much to disproove on that.As you said yourself, the ponies are not used to the idea that someone might be treading such a long path just to pull off a sham. So when someone does come along to warn them about a potential danger, they're likely to listen to what the visitor has to say and treat it as an earnest endeavour, at least until the evidence suggests the opposite.
>>43252160https://www.fimfiction.net/story/365626/excuses
Time for some Lyra.I heard she loves her human very much.
i love kissing my mare
>>43296305>ai slop, butwew
>>43305772Honestly, AI art is better than 95% of the stuff that gets uploaded on the boorus these days. Trust me, I know. I frequent Poner regularly for images to post here and the selection of useful new material is scant.
>>43305865I agree that AI art has much higher visual fidelity than most of the current artists, but I find most of the images generated to be very boring and repetitive.
>>43306133My great and powerful wife with her great and powerful ass!
Love is more trouble than it's worth.
>>43306133Hooves in 'hose
Hoers mare.
I really like Rainbow Dash
>>43306841Once in a while, I get sad and weepy.Thats when I turn on Radio New Vegas, and think, how would that affect me in New Vegas, how would i treat the problem then.I find that helps tremendously.
>>43306848New Vegas wouldn't be a good place to live with a mare though.
Some mares are more open about it than others.
Lovely sun mare.
And moon mare.
The screen doesn't lie.
Stage mare.
>>43309562Tree Hugger is an interesting case. She sure is laid back and forthcoming, but how well would she fit into a wife and mother role?
>>43309990why is she humping his back
>>43310368She claims him as her mate.
Thoughts on dot?
>>43310576Plump qtWould play bing bing wahoo with.
>>43310368When you need to hug and reassure someone it doesn't matter which side you do that from.
>>43310614Sometimes I think a hug from the back can be more intimate than from the side or the front. Because hugging you from behind means that your mare literally has your back.
>>43310636It's a trust thing and also something that doesn't require reciprocation, a sort of a guarding gesture. Not enough art of that around.
>>43310576
>>43311460Jonagold a cute.
>>43311877It's pretty much impossible to ignore a mare like Trixie.I'm not sure how much of a home mare she'd be though.
>>43311877>parks in front of your garageKek
>>43311877A mare is precious.
>>43312628I liked that Aunt Jemima down souf' mare
>>43313211Fake news, Daybreaker would keep him as her Royal Booper.
Love these pixel mares.
Leatherback mare
>>43313720The thumbnail made me think this poor mare had horrific burn scars in her face
>>43313978Damn, now I can't unsee it.
>>43314105Would you risk making her cry more if you wanted to free your finger?
>>43314168No, I would instead push the finger deeper.
Very high maintenance mares scare me, how would I care for one if I don't even know all the arbitrary rules their world seems to follow?
>>43314550They're mares, anon. They wouldn't laugh at you because you're magically expected to know, unlike 3DPD. Just ask them!
>>43314553Imagine being matched to a princess and having to learn all the things expected of Equestrian royalty.>If it's Celestia, she'd patiently guide you in day to day occasions, slowly training you to perfection without you even noticing how much you improve>If it's Luna, she confidently teaches you everything she knows but it's all outdated so both of you actually need to be brought up to speed and learn together>If it's Twilight, she teaches you everything that can be known about everything involving royalty but neither of you are ever required to act like it in the first place, so it's purely academical
>>43314662I like all three of them. They all have their own special charm.
>>43314626Cute emo mare. Would cuddle.
>>43315180
>>43315237Sure. But it would be an even better body if it were unharmed.
>>43315237I want to pick her up and spin her around so I can her her squeak and giggle!
>>43245551I do not believe in love.
I love mares in uniforms.
>>43315744Is wedding dress a uniform?
>>43315977Pretty sure officers can marry in uniform. So yeah.
>>43316283What is she up to?
>>43314550I feel like Rarity has a fancy tea set for high profile guests. But she actually prefers the average working stallion's coffee.
>>43316388Conquer (You)r heart. With passion, and maybe fashion.
>>43315977It can be.
>>43316572Just "maybe" fashion? I can't imagine Rarity missing the opportunity to impress even if it's not high fashion, just something that you might enjoy in her opinion.
lol
>>43316734That's fair.
Sportsmare.
>>43317033ok
>>43317752Autumn sure is a sweet one.
>>43318037How long could Limestone maintain the tsundere performance?
>>43318446Unfortunately I don’t know any single mares I could kiss
>>43318677If they wanted to, they would find you.You wouldn't be able to keep them away, in fact.
>>43300414Short life sign post. I'm still working on the next part, but I didn't get as far as I originally wanted to. Family stuff has kept me quite busy in the last two weeks. And the weather doesn't help at the moment either. Both working and writing in a room that hits thirty degrees plus during the whole day does not exactly improve one's performance. That is to say, it kills any drive to get stuff done.
Nah.
Yeah.
>>43318758A shame we live in *this* reality.
lol no
>>43318758>tfw no mares want to kiss youwhy even live?
>>43318317One year.Or the first ear-scritch.
>>43318905To make it happen regardless.
Can't make a new thread at the moment. Someone else has to step in.
>>43318992That's called sexual harassment.
>>43319086Nice one.
>>43319086Retard.
>>43319086more like poo thread lmao gottem
It's funny how the thread always attracts some niggers near the end to shitpost. As if that were to change anything.
>>43319044it is done>>43319543
>>43319544Thank you.