How do you respond to some mare who isn't your waifu asking you out?
I mean, if I've already built a relationship with my favorite pony to the point where I have a real chance of being with them I'd probably politely explain that I've sorta got my eyes on somepony but that I'd love to get to know them, but I'd like to think I'd be open to learning to love somepony in Equestria since that's the whole point of being there. All ponies are wonderful, who's to say who you'll end up loving most of all?Also Rarity's horn glue is wearing off, she needs to buy some more ASAP.
>>43246363>"Wanna see a picture of my wife?"
>>43246363I don't have a waifu, but I'd reject her because I wouldn't believe she was being genuine.
>>43246372You don't think a pony could be infatuated with you?
>>43246377No.
>>43246363I'm more of a first pony sort of guy, I'd give my hoof to the cute background mare who'd give interest to me. I'd hold her hoof with my hoof and it'd be great.
>>43246381Well, I hope you'll learn to be more open to the possibility once you have multiple friends in Equestria!
>>43246363I can only fall in love with dramatically doomed mares.
>>43246404what are you a mermaid?
>>43246368yap yap yap sahur
>>43246363>rape
>>43246363My waifu isn't a pony at all.
>>43246610That doesn't answer the question Nonny.
>>43246372Man, this reminds me of this nice girl at the store I used to work at. She worked the register and would always see me walk in, stop what she was doing, call out my name in an upbeat tone and wave. She would also approach me in the middle of the shift to talk when she went on break sometimes. She eventually left to work at another store for better pay. I never once, until a couple years later and in retrospect, realized that she may have liked me, because I genuinely thought that was impossible.
>>43246655this but in school for me. there was a girl who would constantly hug me but i didnt think she was into me
>>43246655>>43246702I feel like I've read this story a thousand times over the years. Seems to be very common.
>>43246655>She worked the register and would always see me walk in, stop what she was doing, call out my name in an upbeat tone and wave. She would also approach me in the middle of the shift to talk when she went on break sometimesGod that sounds miserable.
>>43246704It's funny to think that there's the joke that guys only think about sex while most guys I've been friends with have never once realized a girl was flirting with them until someone pointed it out, be it from a self worth standpoint or just being dense.It'd probably be worse with cute small horses who's mannerisms you don't understand. Tail swats, leg raises, stuff like that would go unnoticed by most anons unless a mare walked up to them and asked them to fuck
>>43246440You're a fucking nigger for making me laugh at that stupid shit post
>>43246363Threesome time?Yup, it's threesome time.
>>43246892>It'd probably be worse with cute small horses who's mannerisms you don't understandYeah, but she knows it and would likely adjust her social signaling in advance. A reasonable xenophiliac doesn't bring high context expectations into marriages with alien lifeforms.
>>43246892>denseEveryone has a type dude people only think they don't because they're desperate. If you miss the signal it's because she wasn't the one.
>>43246610
>>43246363>plap Rarity to assert my dominance>leave
>>43247191>if you are not good at picking up on arbitrary social cues you have no awareness of or if you doubt the information presented to you because you find it unlikely someone actually likes you after all this time alone, then even the one girl that was interested in you isn't your soulmateincredibly grim, whether you intended it that way or not
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>>43247191JUST FUCKING SAY YOU LIKE THEMNOT EVERYBODY HAS THE MENTAL COMPLEXITY OF FUCKING ALBERT EINSTEINJUST FUCKING SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, MAN OR WOMAN, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKIF YOU WANT TO FUCK ME, JUST SAY SOFUCK
>>43247441>Expecting women to give up humilation ritualsOh Anon...
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