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Equestria would have a rampantly pervasive molestation problem if the MLP universe was taken even slightly seriously, or realistically. It's so obvious that this would be a HUGE and extremely common problem in their world, if it was a real place.

Perhaps it'd be slightly more nuanced than I'm saying, but with ~1/3rd of their population having telekinesis it's fucking inconceivable that this wouldn't be a constant problem for them. You can't "but snowpity...." your way out of this one, not that easily. Ponies are still flawed people who would occasionally do all the same evil shit humans do, just less often. Again that's IF we're actually being realistic.

At the end of the day telekinesis is way too common and molestation is way, way, WAY too easy to do with it. And it would be so difficult to punish. If you're an Earth Pony getting felt up, it's not like you can do anything to the Unicorn. They can just stop your retaliation by levitating you. And societally, it would happen so often that people would normalize it, and approaching the authorities about it would often yield no justice because it would be happening way too fucking often. Especially cuz the Unicorn can play it safe by only doing it in contexts where they're relatively certain the victim is unlikely to stop it.

I'm open to hear why I'm wrong but I literally don't see any reason why Unicorns wouldn't be notorious for fondling people.
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Ponies are desensitized to the presence of genitalia due to being nude the vast majority of the time so sexual harassment in general doesn't make much sense to them. They don't really see eachother as sexual beings unless somepony's winking or dropping.
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>>43248303
Cool fetish, Anon.

>You can't "but snowpity...." your way out of this one, not that easily
Actually, I can. The idea that ponies would molest others is never in the show, it's your headcanon. So I can just ignore it.
That being said, it would only be a problem if you believe non-unicorns have no recourse. Which, you do. You can just make it so telekinesis is much less effective or even negated against living creatures/sapient beings.
Or you can just believe in snowpity. Which you don't. Nigger.
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>>43248303
You are porn addicted and bad at headcanons.
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>>43248303
What the fuck are you even talking about, you porn-poisoned freak?
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The ponies dont have genitalias. DYEWTS?
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>>43248303
>anon can't even conceive of a high-trust society
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>>43248312
Your comment isn't worth taking seriously, I don't value you as a person

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>>43248315
Please provide literally any reason why I am incorrect, logically speaking. I literally can't envision any reason why this wouldn't happen rather fucking commonly if the MLP world was literally real

>>43248372
I can, and it doesn't matter. You only need a small minority of Unicorns who are okay with doing it in order for it to happen all the fucking time. You would need a rate of 0% evil, anything higher than that and the ease of telekinesis means it would be commonplace
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>>43248375
Nigger with a niggerlicious post. Who could have seen this coming?

I know you're brown because because, as >>43248372 said, you can't conceive of a high-trust society. Of a society full of good people. Ponies in this case.

You're a nigger, so you struggle to think, but when unicorns use their magic their horn helpfully glows. A magic aura also appears around the object, with helpful color coordination to indicate which unicorn is using telekinesis. It would in fact be incredibly obvious in most situations which unicorn is doing the molesting. It would only be when many unicorns are using magic at the same time or in massive crowds that it would be difficult to tell.
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>>43248395
Didn't read the rest of your post but I got a hearty irl chuckle out of the contrast between,

>you can't conceive of a high-trust society. Of a society full of good people.

followed immediately by

>You're a nigger

Lmao, good shit. Thanks for the laugh.
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>>43248407
No problem.
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>>43248303
why do you assume unicorns can feel what they're levitating?
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>>43248530
That would be literally necessary for the levitation to work and the pony to be able to control it would it not
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>>43248537
Well no, they can visually assess how their levitation is going by watching the object. Unicorns can get so comfortable with moving particular objects that they can do it without looking but this is obviously risky.
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>>43248530
i don't think molesters molest because they're actually curious about how someone's ass feels
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>>43248303
Fuck you, ponies would never
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>>43248561
>umm, sweaty. Equestria is just as bad as our world. For proof, see fallout equestria!
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>>43248372
What a world we live in.
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>>43248303
>Ponies are still flawed people who would occasionally do all the same evil shit humans do, just less often
Look at the villains throughout MLP, both minor and major ones. Now compare things they do to shit that happens here on the regular. The worst Equestria has to offer is about on par with your average big city crackhead.



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