>Look I don’t know what you did but whatever you told Fluttershy somehow gave her the drive and ambition to take over all of Equestria. And since shes so beloved and adorable she not only had the support of the common pony but the entire animal kingdom. Nopony even put up a fight they just submitted to her cuteness and decided she gets to rule. I don’t know what you plan to get out of this. Do you really think meek and cowardly Fluttershy can run an entire planet? She’ll be dead from the stress within a week.
I only asked her what time it was.
>>43248883She's done a pretty good job so far Dashie. Let's see how this plays out.
>>43248883I told her I was into dominant mares
>>43248883Fluttershy needs therapy.Also, you two should kiss.
>>43248883>Don't forget to make it official law that Rainbow Dash has to let anon cum inside her. And that her parents have to watch.
>>43248883I'd rather have Dashie as a god empress. She'd just sleep on some cloud somewhere and let people live peacefully, what's not to like? Fluttershy's meekness is good, but what if she goes you're going to love me on everypony? I don't want to deal with that.
>>43249431>wanting a narcissist who wants everyone to praise her just for existing as the one in charge of the entire nation's economy, infrastructure, morale
>>43250700Good point. I think Trixie should rule instead!
>>43248883I think it's funny
>>43250703Another bad example unless you're being jocular. Trixie was in charge of Ponyville for a week and it turned into a dystopia.
>>43248883>I'm sorry RainbowDash, but anon said I'm a perpetual and will live forever and ever, not even the alicorn princess can do that >anon wouldn't lie to me about something so serious
>>43250711>Flutter's command of animals goes down to the microbial level and her inherent gift gives her near perfect control of all the microbiota that inhabit her body >as a result they operate so efficiently they've given her immortality, her cells will never degrade or mutate
>>43248883Fluttershy's special talent is absolutely terrifying when you think about it. She could literally form the most wide-reaching, secure and capable information network on the planet. Give her a month and she could have dirt on all of Canterlot. She could easily assassinate anyone, since everypony would just assume it was an accident. Assassinating her would be virtually impossible, since she could have bats, snakes and moles tailing her 24/7 to account for an attack from any angle and for any type of camouflage. Oh right, she also has a direct connection to the most powerful creature in the entire universe. Yeah, no, if Fluttershy wanted to take over the planet, she very well could.
>>43251005I want fluttershy to assassinate me by sitting on my face
>>43248883"Look everypony, the rainbow bitch is sayin' big words!"
I'm still working on it but take this before this piece of shit thread dies
>>43248883Surprise! It was really me all along!