Is this even realistic? Would they like humans?
>>43248897>[HEADCANON]also roleplaying threads are not allowed on /mlp/
I'm sure this thread is going to go well
I have a better idea for a thread.
>>43248961Spiderman spam was our greatest ally in /b/read. Next to color square spam ofc.
>>43249020This is now a Spiderman thread.
>>43249021It's only been 15 years...
>>43249021
>>43248897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclII think there are many mares that would love to find this under the tree on hearthswarming morning. So cute, reminds them of anon.
>>43248897We probably look like naked mole rats to them, with uncanny eyes and displeasing looking facial features. Besides those with a human fetish (i.e. defilement fetish) no pony is going to want to touch a human with a ten-foot pole.
>>43249074>naked mole ratsWe'd be thought of the same way as what Rarity thought of the diamond dogs.
>>43249090yeah thisbut it's fun to fantasise
>>43249074I dunno, I like the copium that since pony babies have tiny eyes, neoteny works the other way around for them and our small eyes would be cute.
>>43249042
>>43248897Most of them wouldn't, but always bet on one or two to have a human fetishI know who i'm betting onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_eA3sPto4>>43249103Spider-Man, no!
>>43249074>>43249102Well, I wouldn't call that copium. Naked mole rats don't have much neotenous features (for humans), they also don't have digits that would scratch you in feel-good places not just your genitalia you sick fuck, or give you upsies.The actual copium would be pretending ponies would fuck a fatass because we would be attractive no matter what. Let's be real, majority of us wouldn't Whoa Nelly.
I don't think ponies would like nor dislike humans. They'd mostly just be like 'oh hey new species' and then you'd have to actually prove yourself on a personal basis rather than worrying about your interspecies dynamics or whatever.
>"Kiss humies. Make out with humies. Caress humies. Pet humies. Let humies caress you. Receive upsies from humies. Get your ears scritched by humies. Hold humies' hands with your hoof. Peck humies all over their bodies. Make humies blush by complimenting their hands. Tickle humies' feet. Spoon humies. Get spooned by humies. Let humies brush your mane and tail. Tell humies about your day. Blow raspberries on humies' tummies. Put a humie's face in your chest fluff. Inhale humies' pheromones. Kiss humies' navels. Suck humies' dicks. Deepthroat humies. Swallow humies' stucky loads. Get your teats fondled by humies. Get your milk drinked by humies. Receive bellyrubs by humies. Put a humie's face in your chest fluff. Inhale humies' pheromones. Put your pussy on humies' faces. Sit on humies' faces. Fill humies' stomachs with your cum. Kiss humies' balls. Put humies' dicks in your ponut and fuck them until they fill it. Put humies' dicks in your pussy. Get bred by humies. Thrust yourself onto humies. Get ridden and pounded by humies. Get your womb pressed by the heads of humies' cocks until they penetrate it. Get cummed inside by humies. Milk and drain humies. Dominate humies. Submit to humies. Tie humies up and satisfy their submission kinks. Spank humies. Get spanked by humies. Entice humies with sexy lingerie. Gangfuck humies. Call a humie a mare-loving slut and a good boy. Leave hickeys all over humies' bodies. Get fingerfucked by humies. Stroke humies' dicks with your hooves. Tittyfuck humies. Fluffjob humies. Stroke humies' cocks with your wings or magic. Get tied up by humies and satisfy their domination kinks. Choke humies as you ride them. Nibble on humies' ears. Get your ears nibbled on by humies. Pull a humie's hair with your teeth. Make love with with humies in the missionary position. Fuck humies cowgirl style. Get fucked by humies doggy style. Get ravaged by humies in a mating press. Pound humies amazon style. Rut humies in reverse cowgirl. Feel humies' quivering, pulsating, twitching cocks in your pussy. Whisper sweet nothings to humies' ears. Get whispered sweet nothings by humies in your ears. Cuddle with humies. Tell humies that you love them. Get told by humies that they love you. Marry humies. Get your pregnant belly rubbed by your humie husband being full of his offspring. Feel humies' salty smooth skin on your fur. Gaze upon humies' small eyes. Rub your snout with humies' noses."
>>43248897dyewts?
>>43249074Fortunately for me, I'll be going as a pony so they won't know.
>>43249354G1 ponies really are your little ponies so they have an inherent affiliation to humans. G4 ponies are not your little ponies, they're Celestia's little ponies.
>>43249354She looks like she is really 'mirin him
>>43249361You'll have to hope your pony form looks good to ponies though.
>>43249362MIND = FUCKING BLOWN
>>43249384i'll blend in and totally not look out of place.
Humies are built for pony pussy.
>>43250463stallions are built for pony pussy*FTFY
>>43250483I'm built for pony pussy*FTFY
>>43250483Are you trying to argue that humans are not built for pony pussy, little bitch?
>>43250483stallions dont have dicks.>>43250515mares don't have pussies.DYEWTS?
>>43250519>DYEWTS?Yes, I did.
>>43250523>posts pic without pussy>no anus, either
>>43250519>he didn't watch the anatomically correct version of the showNGMI
>>43250526howdowetellhim.jpg
>>43250523Show us what is supposed a pussy in that image
>>43249102We have a chance bros
>>43248897They're probably asking the same thing>would humans even like poniesthe answer is yes.
>>43251964They already know that humans like ponies, at least Twilight does. And she probably told her friends all about it at one point or another.
>>43250903Yeah, I'll be a pony stallion in Equestria so I'll get some cute background mare.
>>43250483Just as Faust intended >>43250499>>43250515>>43251964Furshit oc inserts, you need to go back
