>poor misunderstood pony princess who suffers from the lack of love and admiration Yeah, sure. Tell me about that, Lauren.
>>43250561>Which alicorn princess would you MOST want to serve?Cadance. Everyone knows she's constantly fucking her guards.
>>43250561Preferring Luna is a good indicator of mental retardation
>>43250728What does she lack in comparison to Celestia?
>>43250561The answer would've been obvious even without the poll
>>43250741>Implying twilards isn't the biggest
>>43250849>"I have no face"
>>43250561Ironically Celly getting jealous would've been cooler/hotter.>does all the hard work running the country>constantly dealing with problems and diplomacy>little to no free time for herself, does everything she can to make her little ponies happy>yet still less appreciated than her sister who barely does any work, only goes out to parties, and plays in the dreamworld half the time
>>43250561>not wanting to serve our sun goddess empresslooks like we may be in the need of a lunarist purge
>>43250879It was 80 degrees yesterday, it's 80 degrees today. FUCK Celestia, FUCK the sun, and FUCK the summer!
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>>43250561>>43250879I will bite the bullet and go with Celestia on the one specific condition that I regularly get to enjoy crazed hot wild sex with her until every last sperm in my penis goes into her anus/mouth/pussyKeeping the guards awake at night with her screams and moans of ecstasy pounding her big sunbutt breeding her and cumming inside her
>>43251292>he thinks it won't be him screaming
>>43250561Yea it's more like pony princess poorly misunderstood everything>I lived hundreds of years without understanding biological sleep cycles and how society revolves around it
