>>43251344
It’s a shimmer job

It just mean it’s a job that shimmers

Its where Sunset shits and pisses herself at the same time and you gotta clean it up with your tongue while stroking her mane.

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>>43251344
It was a shimside job

>>43251344
Alright, just because you're checked
No one really knows. It's a thing only the biggest Sunset Shimmer fans know, but they keep that knowledge hidden, flaunting it in front of us.

>>43251344
Once you go bacon you won't stop achin

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>>43251344
Similar to Morpheus explaining the Matrix to Neo, you cannot be told what a shimjob is. You have to experience it.

>>43253537
How does one experience a shimjob then?

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>>43253562
Well first you'd have to get to Equestria or Equestria Girls World.

>>43253627
Then?

>>43251344
>>43252563
I think it has something to do with sushi.

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>>43253632
Acquire a sizable, but not outlandish, fortune. (This may be more easily accomplished in Equestria.)
If in EqG World proceed directly to the Shim.
If in Equestria, seek out Princess Twilight Sparkle and convince her to let you use the mirror to EqG World. Then proceed to the Shim.
Proposition her in a courteous, gentlemanly manner that you seek her services, namely a shimjob.
Agree to the price she charges.
Heed all of her instructions.
Survival is not guaranteed.

>>43253664
How did you acquire this knowledge?

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>>43254277
Not that you have any reason to believe me but I started the shimjob meme.
Was technically the third post ever to use the term but I kicked it off here:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29214060/#29219819
along with the first list of ingredients. Others took it from there. I've enjoyed seeing it propagated over the years.