But here, she can only exist in human form, so she now looks like an ordinary human woman, only vaguely resembling her true self in appearance (as much as that is even possible for a Flash animation character). However, her voice and personality remain unchanged.The magic that brought her here can only work twice. She can still return to Equestria and even take you with her. But there will be no way back. And you, the same way, can only exist in Equestria in pony form.But if you want, she will stay here with you forever, as a human woman.What will you choose?
I'd have to talk it through with her, anything else would be irresponsible and unfair to her.
>>43252015Send her ass back to Equestria without me. I'm not getting out of this chair.
>>43252015>Wanting your waifu to live in an inferior form within a vastly inferior worldTerrible. That point alone makes a life in Equestria the only option. Virtually all ponies would detest living here, and even more so in an alien shape.
>>43252045You could also choose to stay separate forever if it's the correct choice for the both of you.
>>43252048Sure. But she'd still only be happy in Equestria. Meaning the options are either she leaves on her own or we leave together. And if given the chance, I'd go with her if she wants me to. It would be crazy not to join her.
>>43252059I have a lot of people I care about, I'd have to really think about it personally.
>>43252015Stay long enough to absorb all possible knowledge from this universe, then go back and use Equestrian time travel magic to live unlimited more lives there. Why choose?(Also she's a grown-ass thousand year old horse, why am I choosing?)
>>43252015I would never want to subject my tubby wubby to this world and its displeasures. I'd 'prefer' to be myself in Equestria, but frankly, being a pony would probably mean the transition period would be a lot easier; and I'd probably stick out less. Which might be a good or bad thing, depending on how large of a life I set out to live there. Regardless, being there with her, in any form, is worth it. Fuck, I'd go to equestria with her in the form of a salamander if I had to.
>>43252015>Hi honey, thanks for picking me up >Now let’s get the fuck out of this dump
>>43252015>no human on ponyKinda boring, but alright. We'll figure something out.
>>43252015>you get your waifu but [arbitrary restriction]I reject your fantasy, and will substitute my own.
I do not understand people's attachment to their humanity.
>>43252015Fillybros, we have to go to Equestria or else...
>>43252015>only vaguely resembling her true self in appearanceI don't even know who that is supposed to be in the image. Is that meant to be Luna or Nightmare? Or someone else like Inky?
>>43252015>Hey dude have your waifu come over here there's no chance she'd get pozzed and brainwashed in this fuck awful soi-ciety
>>43252015Does she retain her powers?
>>43253067Okay, I can see her having a blast on Earth.
>>43253067>>43253074>shape-shifting life draining demonhey now, she might've been a regular woman the whole time, hahaha!
>>43253078That's a mean thing to say about my waifu, Anon
>>43253078>>43253095Yeah, don't call Chryssi hurtful things like a woman!
>>43253095You know what they say about flak and targets.
>>43252015
>>43253591What thread was it
>>43252015>She can still return to Equestria and even take you with her. But there will be no way back. And you, the same way, can only exist in Equestria in pony form.ptfg chads can't stop winning
>>43252889lmao
>>43252015I rip her heart out and offer it to the god Obstenses in exchange for a pocket dimension of ponies for me and all of /mlp/. My waifu may be dead but it was not in vain if it means every anon here can be with their headcanon accurate waifu. I however will stay on Earth as punishment for sacrificing her.
>>43252845Based.
>>43253825king
>>43253825all of /mlp/ bows before you
>>43253825I cannot approve of this because it involves you killing a pony. No amount of benefit for us is worth that sin. Just be with your waifu and be happy.
>>43253825So dramatic. And what are you going to do when I destroy your pocket reality to discourage others from trying anything like that ever again? Think quickly, I don't have all day: there's still Obstenses to murder.
>>43252015bump
>>43253113Fair. Bugbutt isn't that bad.
>>43252015Let's go to Equestria, Luna.
I doubt she'd like me so I'd just hitch a free ride to Equestria.
>>43252015>Live with a mentally unstable drinker in this world>Or live as a stallion in one of the worst places for stallions you can imagineOuch.
>>43256848You can always just escape the stable together. She hates the place anyway.
>>43256848>FlopOutYou don't deserve to live at all actually.
>>43252015I have foid fatigue.
>>43257103You should get some more sleep then, Anon
>>43257078>B*thesda employees are STILL seething over FoE being better than their writing
>>43252015I had a dream that Scootaloo was hitting on me in human form. She's not my waifu though.
>W-well you see, Fallout Equestria has better writing than a B-bethesda game (it doesn't)That isn't a hard thing to do, even if it was true.
>>43257160You don't by any chance run an archive, do you?
>>43252015My life doesn't have room in it for someone else. I don't make enough money or have enough time.I'm always working but can't afford to stay afloat, my house is with family so I dont have room for another person in my life.Mare shouldn't see my loser state I live in.
>>43257153not many people know that fallout 4's DLC Nuka World was inspired by FoE>amusement park with raiders>redeyei've never heard anypony mentioning this at least
>>43257168>run an archiveIs this some kind of porn reference? I don't think I've ever clopped to Scootaloo, let alone her human form. It was a weird dream but I enjoyed the attention she gave me. And she wasn't a child if that is what you are getting at.
>>43257179>Is this some kind of porn reference?No, there was an idiot who runs a backup of pony literature and he went on a crusade to "filter" foalcon and expose its makers. Later he went full double standard because he admitted to waifu Scootaloo.
>>43256848>one of the worst places for stallions you can imagineGetting raped by mares 24/7 is a bad thing now?
>>43257191kek, really? i heard about the purge, but he was a foalconner himself?
>>43257177>Slop acknowledges slop
>>43257197say whatever you want, a big corp took inspiration from a my little pony fanfiction bookthat counts for something
>>43257195Yes. There are screenshots of his admission. And that he will deny it in public.
>>43257193If you get thrown into the bio recycling machine after hitting a certain age, yes.
>>43257193Sounds like it would be fun but I bet it would actually not be fun
>>43252015>The magic that brought her here can only work twice. She can still return to Equestria and even take you with her. But there will be no way back. And you, the same way, can only exist in Equestria in pony form. Anon, these hypotheticals are supposed to make you think, like, there's supposed to be a downside of some sort. Hell I ain't complaining though, TAKE ME HOME MOONY
>>43252066I have been thinking about it for years by now.I never stopped dreaming about getting to Equestria, and never stopped loving Luna, ever since I was 16. It's been 15 years. I tried building a life, was even successful at it, but the yearning never stops. I did not acquire a single dream that is connected to this world. And knowing I would be leaving those who depend on me, Indo what I can for them now. But if Luna ever comes to take me, I just accepted being whatever leaving would make me.Over years, I even grew comfortable in becoming a pony, ironic, given I was a hardcore human in Equestria fantasiser.
>>43257177The base game had pony memes galore so this is likely true.
>>43257623It's hilarious that the mind would rather fantasize about the impossible and unattainable than even take a chance fantasizing about an outcome in this reality. Says a lot.
>>43257394It wouldn't be as bad if it didn't involve the killing thing.
>>43252019Anon... Something tells me you would not like Derpy as a human, women with her eyes exist irl right now and I don't see you or anyone calling them pretty...
>>43253078Hahahaha good one anon
>>43252857Same. It's the part that anyone should be least proud of. The reason Equestria is so much better than Earth is literally because ponies are superior in morals, ethics and attitude. Humanity is a blight.
>>43258438Here's your irl Derpy bro
>>43252015Become a pony and go to Equestria with her. I'd go under any circumstance, escaping this nightmare world is far more important than any physical form I or she might take on.
>>43259519>t. gnostic
>>43258420That's trueGetting killed isn't fun
>>43256848I can't imagine this ends well for me in either case
>>43259937>DaisyDear God, you're boned.
>>43256848You can only go to the real Equestria
>>43260044...that has been blown up my megaspells.
>>43259954I don't need to fix herI need to save her
>>43260337Better prepare to get your balls stomped, dude. You can only choose between it being done with a hoof or a boot.
>>43260342That's Blackjack
>>43260491>Implying Daisy is much better
>>43252015How long do I have to decide, like on some level I think it would be best to gather as much knowledge before we go as possible.Also why can’t I come back?What type of pony am i, can I get my old human form back with magic.What bout possible skills like knowledge and intellect.
>>43252015Let's go to Equestria!
>>43252015Always go horse. No exceptions.
>>43252015She can take me to Equestria, I'll be fine with eating hay and grass. It's quite the healthy food!
>>43261655They need something else too. Grass alone isn't enough.
>>43262148mare milk
>>43262181Unf.
>>43252015Since you've used AI for the OP pic, what would some of these vaguely pony resembling forms be? Especially those that aren't easy to identify by colors or hair alone. Because I reckon you couldn't even recognize most of them.
>>43262181I'd drink from Milky Wasy's big teats.
>>43263095>MilkyYeah, you'd definitely recognize her.
>>43263168I mean, who wouldn't?
>>43263779If their counterparts look only vaguely similar to their true pony forms, it could be pretty easy not to recognize some of them. Milky is an obvious giveaway though. She'd had to have an atomic bosom.
>>43263789Biggest out of them all, even.
>>43252015well I want to go to equestria so this would be great especially with my waifu.
I'm starting to think >>43252015 has underestimated the Anons' attraction to horses. I bet he expected to have a more balanced discussion about pros and cons, and what he got instead was an overwhelming majority going pro horse on the spot.
>>43265140The choise will be pony and that's not even close. Op is likely relatively new.
>>43265140Well if my only two choices are>have her here and chance her becoming retarded like all womenor>become a ponyI'd just stay here because I don't want to be a pony.
>>43265140>I bet he expected to have a more balanced discussion about pros and cons,Maybe he shouldn't have asked "would you rather have 10 dollars or 10 million dollars?" then.
>>43265162>spoilerOuch.
>>43265690Tragic that some people would actually miss out on ultimate happiness just to satisfy some anonymous board culture tribalism.
>>43265690>>43265694No ones denigrating your choices, but go ahead and fan some flames.
>>43265701Well, enjoy your time on this hell, while I'll be enjoying my time in Equestria. Maybe you can get some high fives from internet strangers for your decision? I dunno, I'll be banging my waifu instead.
>>43265708Yeah cheers to you, Tiddlywinks, your cutie mark will probably be a big dildo.
>>43265714Oooh you sound a little agitated. Don't worry, tons of board trolls who'll cheer for you. Of course, it can't compare to the feeling of sex with your waifu, but gotta stick to those principles, huh?
>>43265694I don't think people having an attachment to their body is a tribalism thing, most people on Earth would find any sort of deal that involves losing their body forever to be pretty unappealing. It's okay that you actively like the idea but you shouldn't assume that's the norm.
>>43265726Fair enough I suppose. I do not claim to understand or enjoy most of humanity, hence my willingness to reject it I suppose.
>>43265726Your body is as meaningless as your convictions.
>>43265743>>43265746craaaaaaawling innnn their craaaaaaawls
>>43252015Absolutely, no downsides at all going in to Equestria. Don't mind if I do with my waifu!
>>43265140its like asking do you want a dollar or two dollars like of course anyone not contrarian will go for two dollars
>>43266404Can I haz two dollarz?
>>43265159>Op is likely relatively newOP is likely a transformer making another transformer thread that prompts non-transformers to engage. Because no one with any morals is bringing a pony here to be turned into a foid. So there are anons that rejoice at being a pony, because that's what they wanted anyway. And other anons begrudgingly accepting their new pony life. And the rest deflecting the question.
man what's this great thread doing down here
>>43267463What's so great about it?
>>43252015Mmm... Me go to Equestria.
>>43252019would
i'd dearly miss all of my friends. i'd almost be inclined to take them with me if that were possible, but if not, i'd probably still go to Equestria; i hardly belong herethough i see no reason not to go into deep debt and show her everything cool about earth. and of course, taking as many books as possible with us and seeing if solar-powered computers are a viable thingthere's also the question of why she'd be attracted to me specifically. i'd be suspicous of weird metaphysical bullshit or demon succubi
>>43252015I'd love to live with my waifu in Ponyville so I'm fine wirh what happens.
>>43269078same
>>43252015>stay in earth with 3DPDsor>go to equestria and enjoy maresMares anyday.
>>43265726Oh cool. So you wouldn't mind if this deal took away your genitals. It's just body stuff.
>>43252015I would choose to go to equestria as me. >but the rulesDon't care. Goin'
>>43269933>this deal took away your genitalsNTA, but horses are known to have larger genitals than humans.
>>43252015No stipulation as to how long we can stay here for before leaving, so I'd introduce her to people and show her a bunch of actually good stuff first. Also collect as much as I can possibly take through to Equestria as well, along with a generator of some type to power electronics. At some point, say goodbyes and promise I'll be happy, and hopefully my crazy talk will be seen as true if she's an Alicorn sized human, then leave for Equestria.I'll hope I'll be insanely lucky and become an Alicorn. If not, lucky and that I'll become a Unicorn, then try finishing a spell or whatever it is that turned Twilight into an Alicorn.I'll also hope that she's into sharing with Luna.
>>43270122>picUNF WHOA MAMA CELESTIA HAS NICE TITS!
>>43252015can i bring some trinkets from home and is it possible to have like a portal to go back and then back to equestria or is it a one and done thing stuck in equestria?
>>43270806>is it a one and done thing stuck in equestriaFrom the OP:>But there will be no way back.
>>43270816Ahh okay, then I'll just stay in Equestria with my marewife.
>>43270605Horse teats are superior.
>>43271345true
>>43258892still would
>>43252015i'd play some chess with princess luna
>>43273829sure that too
>>43257193>Getting raped by mares 24/7 is a bad thing now?For zoomers, yes.
>>43274494grim
A life with Misty? Well, given that tech here and tech in Maretime Bay are similar, it'll be up to her. Either way, yes, Misty, let's get married.
>>43252015>human waifu or go the ptfg rainbow xir creature route>>>/trash/
>>43257173All mares in the show have the exact same model, and they only differentiate through colour, race, and accessories. Scientifically, the more unique you present yourself as a human, the more a mare would be interested in you (ergo picrel is irrelevant). In your scenario, wouldn't Rainbow Dash be the best choice? She can sleep in the clouds above your house if there's not enough room, and she can go anywhere she wants. Take her to Penn and Teller's Fool Us and become rich by doing magic shows with a flying pegasus.
>>43252015>expecting anyone to choose EarthHoly newfag batman!But fine, fine; I'll be the contrarian and engage with the prompt. It's not as obvious as the OP makes it seem. It would really sting to leave behind all the people whom I care about, and I'd have to find a completely different job, too. That's a huge cost. But asking her to abandon her home and friends is insanely selfish, and Equestria is objectively a better place, too. Having the time to prepare and say goodbyes makes it easier for (You) than her, too.While I think I'd prefer to stay human, I really don't think that's a huge deal, and she'd be able to comment on the differences. If the switch fucks up your brain chemistry somehow, things are more grim. But also what >>43252024 said, duh.
>>43274494>>43275041You're lacking the context. It's not the fucking that's the problem, it's the euthanasia that sucks.
>>43275290No, living your life as a de-personified sex toy without agency is also the problem.
>FlopOut Cancer
>>43275330Explain.
>>43252015ill go with equestria
>>43275828Stable 99 stallions get basically what 1st world foids imagine their lives are like under the nebulous patriarchy o algo.
>>43276267Oh. At least you can escape like in the fic?
>>43276856if you have the charisma to make those mares break you out of there, yeah otherwise that's a no.
>>43276856He only got out because the place was invaded by outside raiders at the same time. P-21 was extremely lucky.
>>43256848She's cool and all but I straight up have to kill this mare on sightWe are taking her apart with machetes
>>43252015Equestria, duhh. That's what we're all here for. To go to Equestria.
>>43277409That's even worse.
>>43277409My god...
LET ME IN TO EQUESTRIAI KNOW YOU HAVE THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA IN THERE
>>43278873Harry Dresden? Is that you?
>>43279175Where's your portal, man? Where's your portal?
>>43279327OPN THE DOOR. THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD. OPEN THE DOOR. NOW. OR I WILL FUCKING END YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
>>43279933You can come in, Dashie.
>>43252015I GO TO EQUESTRIAFINAL ANSWER GOODBYE
I HAVE CUMTO EQUESTRIANO 'GRETSNEIGH
>>43280222checked, trips of dashie going to equestria
>>43279175Why'd he wanted to go inside some rando's house anyways?
>>43281404The portal to Equestria was inside his house, completely understandable.
>>43281404rainbow dash was inside
>>43282057IWTCIRD
>>43252015equestria plz
>>43282292This but Applejack.
>>43252845
>>43279175OPEN THE DOOR!!! OPEN THE DOOOOOR!
>>43252015Luna's good at Chess? Neat.
>>43283927she doesn't know what she's doing
>>43284019Understandable.
>>43284019im pretty sure they have chess in equestria or is that a fanfic thing
>>43284722Chess is canon.
>>43285108ah right I forgot about cozy having a cutie mark relating to chess
>>43284722they have, but moonbutt is terrible at it
>>43285558Oh dear, Luna will learn to play chess with Celestia and hopefully that'll improve her skills.
>>43285941shs immortal ofc she will
>>43252015Why would anyone want to stay on earth?
>>43286732Because I can.
>>43287346Come on! Equestria's awesome! Why would you want to stay in that stinking earth any longer?
>>43287621it has a computer and 4chan in it
>>43288314Anon... but it doesn't have ponies... Well you know my little ponies.
>>43288645well the computer has it
Well, if she looks like this, I wouldn't mind staying here
Here's a tricky one:Your waifu appears here on Earth as a mare, you can stay human and stay here with her or return to Equestria with her.However, if you return to Equestria with her she'll turn human and you'll become a pony.
>>43290069Both suck. Staying here as a mare would be a nightmare for her because of Earth being Earth. And I wouldn't be so selfish to insist on her undergoing such a change just for me to go to Equestria. It would be way better for her to return to Equestria alone.
>>43290187>a tricky one>both options have some drawback that makes the situation suboptimalThat's kind of the point of those types of questions
>>43290069Is there any rules in the waifu like it being the pony you love most? What's stopping me from lets say waifuing Lyra and when I go to Equestria I then go to my true waifu.
>>43290069I'd dislike the PiE option less, but you can't throw her into a foreign, hostile world unless she's on board with it.
>>43289973UNF
>>43290238Yeah, I wish ChatGPT could undress her or edit the other images where she's naked, but that's all we're going to get since Grok turned into a censorious bitch.
>>43290069Anyone who wants to stay on Earth does not deserve Equestria.
>>43290204>some drawbackIt's not just some drawback. It gives you the choice of either subjecting your waifu to body horror or environmental horror. Neither of the two is pleasant. You could only make the case for one being worse than the other.
>>43290550What if Lyra your waifu? Would she like the draeback for going to Equestria?
>>43290989If we're talking about memes, maybe.But she'd be the absolute exception.
>>43290069i wouldnt curse a pony to be on earth so it will have to be the latter
>>43291653But what if she really wanted to visit your home planet?
>>43292232She'd just have to see a couple of the 99.5% of morons on this planet to see that I (and most people on here whose ticket has not yet been ripped) am ENTIRELY different from savages that make up most of humanity.If she doesn't materialize in the USA or Western Europe there's hardly any chance of her seeing a worthwhile life-form at all.
>>43292240I think any waifu will enjoy europe especially Italy but she'd have to be disguised so nobody else can know.
>>43293043>Europe>Safe enough for poniesLOL, lmao even
>>43293556Anon...
Hahaha I'm gonna go as a Person, lmao, faggots.
You can go as a pony, but it will be a zebraOr you can go as a human, but you will become pakistaniOr you stay on Earth with your waifu
>>43294771>Or you can go as a human, but you will become pakistaniBeing a zigger isn't even 1/10th as bad as that.
>>43294771>but it will be a zebraNothing wrong with that as long as it doesn't turn into the zigger trope. The problem with zeebs isn't an anatomical issue, it's an ideological one.
>>43294771At least Zecora's pretty hot.
>>43294488ponies are persons
>>43252015Equestria, please.
>>43295826ponies are ponies
