Post pictures about being in bed with ponies so I can romanticize my melancholic solitude.
Yeah okay.
>>43252187im lazy so nope just chuck testa
>>43252191You didn't even post a picture of Chuck, fucking newfag
>>43252197Fucking newfags?! Ewww, I'm not gay.
>>43252187This is one of my favorites.
>>43252187
>>43252242Woah...
Will a sofa do?
>>43252216She's going to rape me isn't she?
>>43252349No, she's going to cuddle you. This is a comfy thread.
Is this comfy?
>>43252438Do I have to let her out into the yard to pee or something?
>>43252736gosh I want to hold her hoof with my hooves.
>>43252738cool.
I want to comfort and cuddle with Octavia, telling her how much I love her as we both drift off into sleep
>>43252216
>>43253236Imagine feeling her ear flick between your fingers
>>43252248Why is her cutie mark Nicholas Cage?
>>43252356Yeah but is the cuddling consentual?
>>43252738Same but with hands. You do realize your hooves won't be nearly as sensitive, right?
>>43252430>Igneous: Ahhh!! My eyes!>Anon: It's just a tele->Igneous: Evil! I'll be having none of this!>He smashes the tv's screen with a kick of his hoovesIgneous: You need to be punished!>Later>Igneous: And it was evil I tell ya. It glowed an evil glow. He's a bad seed. He needs to be punished.
>>43253325lurk moar
>>43253277Ok that's great, but your stupid cup of noodles is spilling on the bed.
>>43252236
>>43253339>television is evilWell he isn't wrong.
>>43253350Just wait until Anon introduces Marble to the computer.
>>43253337I'm certain that Equestrian pony hooves are sensitive.
>>43253376
>>43253394>butt hoovesLiterally not canon.
>>43253405You're not canon.
>>43253394God I want to please Rara so much!I want to massage her hooves and listen to her cute little moans!I want her to give me a kiss for doing such a good job for pleasing her!I want her to come up with a love song about us and sing it to me!I want to cuddle with her on her big and expensive bed, feeling her soft coat against my skin!I want her to tell me that she loves me too!I want mare!
>>43253405
>>43253434I want to touch Fluttershy's hooves with my hooves and feel the sensation. Her hoof must be wonderful.
>>43252346couches are worth it if it involves a cute mare.
>>43252187Pony IS the bed
One of the few advantages of having a truly awful sleep schedule.
>>43253515Based
>>43253306damn right dashie
>>43253512Pony should use ME as the bed
>>43253365this is what every man wants in life.
>>43253306I want to sleep with dashie, simple as.
>>43252187Noticing a severe lack of rarity in here, OP
>>43252216this is one of my favorite images of all timei want lyra to fantasize about marrying me so fucking bad bros
>>43254505the thought of a pony having a crush on me sounds great
>>43252187Haha...
>>43254582Hey, be nice.
>>43254109Me on the left.
Minny <3
>>43252216I want to sleep with Lyra and hug her with my hooves.
>>43254827Ok, Bon Bon.
close enough?
>>43254869I'm not Bon Bon. I'm Anonymous.
>>43254878Creamy earth mare hooves typed this post.
>>43254881You're Bon Bon? Nice to meet you. I'm Anonymous. Let me shake your hoof with my hoof.
>>43254885No.
>>43254894Well it's nice to meet you Bon Bon, I'm a new stallion around these parts in Ponyville, it'll be nice to settle down here in this peaceful village.
>>43254900You're a filthy griffon and I know it.
>>43254904You're a griffon?! Oh my bad. I thought I was talking to a pony and not a griffon. My mistake. Now excuse me while I trot to Ponyville.
>>43254906>reading comprehensionFucking PSLs.
>>43254909Oh you're back Bon Bon! Anyways, how are you? I know it must be a custom for you to welcome in new ponies into your little quaint village.
>>43254586
>>43253331No. She will cuddle you, and eventually, you'll learn to like it.
>>43253438same.